Name: Ali Siddiq Learned About Honor Watching 2 Pimps Fight
Uploaded: 2022-03-24T17:17:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ali Siddiq Learned About Honor Watching 2 Pimps Fight' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Ali Siddiq Learned About Honor Watching 2 Pimps Fight' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-03-24. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- I learned honor from a pimp in Mississippi
when I was a kid.
- That's a great start to a story.
- What did he teach you?
- My Aunt Angela, she used to take me and my cousin Ricky
to the store and we would get these ice,
you know, the little frozen icicles, the small ones.
But at this particular store, they had the giant joints.
So they was like this big round and when it was good,
we could go get one.
So my aunt, she takes me and my cousin
and we're in Clarksdale, Mississippi
and we go to the store and we come out.
We in the car and we're in the car
and she hadn't started the car yet.
She was listening to the song and we eating that shit.
I remember this so like it was yesterday
'cause he had the green one and I had the grape one
and I told him I was gonna give him half of mine
for half of his, just so we both had both flavors.
And as we talking, my aunt said,
oh shit, I knew I should have pulled off.
Now we can't go nowhere.
Because these two pimps were arguing outside the car
and we couldn't move 'cause one of the pimps
had set his hat on my aunt's car.
She said his hat on the car and him and his pimps was arguing
and he said, man, I told you don't be on my motherfucking side
of the street with your hoes, I run in this area.
And I remember the dude named Bobby.
Bobby said, you don't run the motherfucking thing around here.
You know, you don't tell Bobby where to be, bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
And it stunned me because I had never heard another man
call another man a bitch or like a curse word.
It was all respect mostly.
And they would call each other other names,
but it wouldn't be curse words.
You know what I'm saying?
So I'm listening and they fighting behind the side of the street.
And when Bobby took his jacket off, he had a gun.
He had a gun host, like it was like a 38 or 32,
whatever that was they was carrying in.
And his friend, he took his gun host off, suit, jacket, hat.
The dude took his hat and his jacket off.
They got their girls out there.
Dude had his partner.
And they fought right in the middle of the street.
Bobby got his ass whooped.
Bobby got his ass whooped.
Bobby got his ass whooped out there.
Now, when they was getting together, man walked off.
He gone.
That dude was out there.
He said, Bobby, you should have popped his ass.
Because he's the one who had the gun.
He said, Bobby, you should have popped his ass.
Now, I remember this in detail.
Bobby said, he put on this thing.
He said, no.
That motherfucker wore a fan square.
Put his jacket on.
And put his hat on.
And said, shit.
My goddamn nose.
That was quick, wasn't it?
And I always remember that story.
Because just because he had a gun, he fought that man fair and square.
It was other people out there.
And he gave him his props after he beat him.
And he lost.
In his mind, I'm still Bobby.
I'm still me.
But I lost that one.
And he beat his fair and square.
Put his gun host back on.
That's honor.
That's honor.
That's a guy who knows how to take a loss, too.
You got to learn how to take a loss.
The only way you do is you find out.
You got to find out.
You got to try to win and fail.
And learn.
Is that not damn near everything?
Damn near everything.
Damn near everything in life.
Everything in life.
Yeah.
You know, you got to try it.
See what it is.
If it don't work out.
But don't even feel bad about the shit not working out.
This is a try.
Man, I'm not good.
I want to try to surf.
I'm probably going to fuck up every time.
But you know, it's like when I was on the mechanical bull.
I would love to actually bull ride.
But that mechanical bull is a motherfucker, too.
And I know that some part of my neck ain't prepared for a real animal.