Name: R. Kelly is Singing for People in Jail
Uploaded: 2022-04-08T00:43:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'R. Kelly is Singing for People in Jail' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'R. Kelly is Singing for People in Jail' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-08. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience
Hey Rob, if you're listening, I want to go to your house and I do have my
passport and my shots.
He's in jail.
Oh, I'll go to your house.
I mean, the guy's an artist.
My favorite line in that song is he goes,
Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes.
Real talk.
Because you can tell she just said, I'm going to burn your clothes.
Bitch, I wish you would burn my motherfucking clothes.
This is just real conversations he's had with some jacks.
It's so funny to get caught cheating and think you have a good point.
Were there other guys there?
Were there other guys?
Right.
And then he sits back.
Tell me this.
Gotcha.
How the fuck she know I was with them other girls, man?
It's amazing.
I might start sing-fighting with my girlfriend.
She's like, real talk.
Yeah.
She's like, stop playing Xbox.
I'm like, bitch.
I like playing Xbox.
What's amazing is how many years he got away with doing what he was doing.
Because all this real talk was after the videotape got released.
The Chappelle sketch was 2003-ish.
That's right.
That's when it was a known thing that he liked to piss on young chicks.
And this was 2007.
It was funny.
Never got edited out of a movie.
It was funny.
Edit what out of a movie?
He never got edited out of any movies because of pissing on underage chicks.
He was the space jam singer.
He's the space jam singer.
Yeah.
That was a huge song.
You're crazy and now he's in jail.
I think they posted videos of him in jail singing.
All the other dudes are like, hell yeah.
This is awesome.
Yeah.
I mean, Cosby was doing sets in jail.
He's not set yet?
What?
Yeah, yeah.
He's appealing and asking to be sent to Juve at home.
Well.
What's going on, Jimmy?
They tried to delay the sentencing just yesterday and that got denied.
So it's May 4th and he faces 10 to life.
We should go.
Wait, wait.
What's he in trouble for?
Tricking bitches?
Pretty much.
No, he's in trouble.
There's underage shit.
There's a lot of shit.
Oh, yeah.
There's many things.
It's like imprisonment.
I hope he sings defense.
He should say sex is a corn.
I'd like to represent myself.
Can I say one more thing?
What are the charges?
Sex trafficking and convictions.
Sex trafficking.
Yeah.
Ah, dang it.
What's sex trafficking?
Damn, that's a tough one.
How did sex trafficking?
Oh, he was getting girls.
Illegally.
He would, I mean, he would just, maybe they must be minors, but I think.
He was getting girls from, like, Ohio or wherever and bringing them state lines.
Prohibits the transport of any woman or girl across state lines for any immoral
purpose.
Oh, no.
We're all in trouble.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
What's immoral?
Right?
That's the...
Because sodomy is, like, isn't, like...
That's illegal.
Oral sex is illegal in some states.
That's true.
So if a girl comes across a state line to visit you and blow you...
That's why I always try to tell girls.
Oh, federal charges of child pornography and obstruction of justice.
Oh, that's separate.
I'm actually with the people that deny this, dude.
Free Kells.
He's innocent, dude.
Look at him.
Find the video of him singing in jail.
Go to Reddit for that.
Wait, what?
Yeah, he's in jail singing for the fellas.
Oh, I thought that was a joke.
No, I've seen a video of him singing in jail.
And it's fucking good.
Do you think that prison is going to stop R. Kelly from singing?
True.
Come on.
Oh, he's having a good time.
My body's telling me yes, baby.
And the wild stuff.
I don't want to hurt nobody.
But there is something that I must confess.
He's so good.
He's basically saying, don't rape me, guys.
I'll sing for you.
I'll play the hits.
Please, please leave me alone.
Whatever you want.
Is there more?
My body is telling me yes.
He's talking about gay sex in jail.
There is a video going around.
I sent this to a girl last night because it's like his style.
That's going to get the boys fired up.
If I heard that song in there.
Oh, yeah.
It gives you hope.
I'd like to have sex with that guy.
You finish that song and go, now go out there and we go rape.
Go get those white guys in here on DUI.
This video said, what about Christ's first night?
It's open game.
My mind is telling me no.
My body is telling me yes.
That was one of his big hits.
Yeah, it was.
Wow.
See if there's any other videos of him in jail.
Who's got the fucking YouTube?
R. Kelly singing in jail.
That's a long stream or something.
Caught singing to a girl on TikTok from jail.
Wow.
Try that.
It's an hour and 15 minute video.
We'll just scoot you there.
It's a lot.
As long as someone's live streamed.
Yeah, play the whole thing.
Don't you think I got enough bullshit on my mind?
Real talk.
To ask you something, can you sing a song for me?
Which one?
Love letter.
Did you get my call?
Did you get my call?
Voice of an angel.
When your dad goes to the same prison as R. Kelly.
Damn.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
That's adorable.
That is nice.
That's actually nice.
When your dad goes to the same prison as R. Kelly.
That is wild.
That is wild.