Name: JRE MMA Show #121 with Bobby Green
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #121 with Bobby Green' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #121 with Bobby Green' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-13. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #121 with Bobby Green

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
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night all day fan ever since that's what my preferred method now now blunt what
kind of
blunt well he was using the Swisher sweets there we go I believe there we go
figured you'd say so
and when I first started smoking I was a Swisher guy you know I get the little
grape Swishers and
little flavors and stuff like that but as it got uh as I got more efficient and
smoking I started
stepping take little steps here and trying this and trying those wraps and
trying these things like a
chef yeah chef experiments with new spices so now I'm gonna kick you to a backwood
okay okay I've had
backwood okay yeah you know there's companies that roll Nick from Foundation Cigar
sent me some papers
there's like they use like real that's it right thank you sir this stuff right
here this is uh or you don't
have to destroy a cigar they just give you the actual actual leaf yeah yeah I
know I see everybody come out
with those now there's a lot of people to do it they realize that we're not
even fucking using the
fucking tobacco I bet that's a giant percentage of the amount of there's
another company called pom pom
uh and they came out because Swisher had to uh create a uh a lower company
because no one was smoking
their tobacco oh they're just taking and dumping in the trash and so like oh
well we're not even gonna
smoke our tobacco we're gonna put cheaper tobacco in here and sell it for these
for the people that are
doing those things you know that makes sense why put good tobacco in if 90 of
the people are throwing
it out you want to try this oh fuck it I'm down let's try it because I feel
like this dude keeps
sending me and they're oh it's fresh let me see what's going on with over here
oh my goodness look
at this look at this it's natural look like I like the natural leaves the real
shit I don't like about
oh oh see we need scissors for this this is a hole on leaves we might holy shit
oh my goodness we might
need a knife oh yeah he gave you a couple leaves look at that you ever heard of
a gobble leaf yes that's what
those remind me of gobbleies oh that smells so good let me check it out let me
check he's got a knife
hold on okay okay it smells nice to you it smells like it does right you don't
smell nice i don't
even say what it smells like you don't like tobacco smell i love tobacco smell
i do too i do when it
burns like for instance i like these honey blunts you know the hunt the flavor
of the honey this smells great
i love a good cigar though i really do i love the smell and this is um i don't
know if it's the same
company that that foundation cigars uses it says um how do they use funky font
where you can't really
read it let me see what's going on here fronto see a fronto yeah fronto yeah
yeah so that's what
reminds me of a fronto leaf uh there's frontos there's gabas oh really yeah so
you're uh aficionado
that's what i said i was getting oh i was trying to get i was like hey trying
to find my little lane
you know right right right should i do i i i fight and i smoke a lotto eat
those are things i do really
well oh yeah yeah lewis gomez can roll a hell of a blunt too gomez is so
familiar it's a real thing
like to have that skill i'm not even good at rolling joints oh yeah so spoiled
i buy too many joints i get
so mad sometimes with some of my friends because i'm like oh you're gonna it up
you know especially
these things they're like 10 bucks a pack right you them up you're right back
at the store yep you
know i'm spending so much money on that type of so let's see how this goes i
want to talk about the
old days i want to talk about everything i want to talk about the old days i'll
talk about whatever you
want to talk about you know but like i've seen you way back i don't even know
if you remember i remember
we hung out at the ice house you remember yeah pasadena that was like bro that
was more than 10
years ago you remember you got a great man yeah we hung out yeah okay fun
sometimes that was like
wouldn't when was that that was when i was in strike force i waited in line to
meet you six or seven i'm
like hey hey joe like i'm a big fan and i'm like yeah i'm bobby green you're
like you didn't recognize
my face which nobody does because i don't know what it is i just changed my
look i just don't
got the bolts on my face when i see fighters i associate everybody in shorts
with no shirt on with
gloves on that's how i remember you like you don't see a lot of guys like out
on the street and then you
go oh bobby like that happens all the time to me i run into a guy and i'm like
why do i know this
dude oh i commentated his fights yeah me and a friend of ours where we go to
all your little
shows in the ice house and kind of support i'm not going to use that leaf for
this one okay because
i don't know how to cut it exactly and i don't want to them up no worries yeah
that ice house is a
great spot but yeah no i remember us hanging out there you killed it the first
night brother that's
fun you came through you killed it you told the story about uh i think it's
mark hunt uh and he's
stealing a woman he takes his country girls at a hotel or something and you
know what i mean and
another girl no no no mark coleman mark coleman there we go there we go mark
coleman yeah let's
not mention that story because i kind of never told anybody it was about mark
everybody just assumed
whoops holy so yeah growing up in those times like i feel like the fighters now
these days they
don't know what it was like for us coming up in the interesting ways like like
the different things
we had to go through like for instance when i got into mma it was still like unheard
of type of thing
you know like right you don't have a gym you can just go to and train what year
was your first fight
i have no idea i was 21 years old i've met a girl i'm 35. so let's do that math
14
14 years yeah 14 years is 22 so fucking 2008 yeah yeah yeah so i think i saw
you at the ice house it
was after that right so it must have been 2010-ish because we were doing the
podcast of the ice house
back then so i think it was 2010. wow i have a terrible memory i spoke too much
weed
i don't know if that's bad for your memory because my memory is good
sometimes that's what's weird in the head a lot one of the two that's an issue
i love this work
there's nothing like it the strike force days were interesting right because it's
like it was uh
there was elite fighters but it wasn't getting quite the coverage that it
deserved yeah you know i mean
there was some great fights like my god like that was the nick diaz i was gonna
say that that was the
real era of the ds is where they were really like do you remember the fight uh
with uh with mayhem
where they got the fight after these things happen in mma it was going down
back in the days you know
they really set that precedent for like hey don't with us you know yeah we will
set this off
that was uh it was a wilder time of fighting there was you know the sponsors
were all like like bob's
auto shop and yes yes do you remember shat smith shat smith yeah i do remember
shat smith first coach
no kidding first coach wow i didn't know anything about mma um i saw felony
fights you don't feel
any fight yes he was on there didn't shad smith fight dwayne ludwig in uh he is
okay everybody brother
he's fighting everybody from from every show crazy horse uh uriah faber uh he's
fighting everyone you
know um and so i see felony fights i see this tall head uh ball-headed white
guy all tatted up and i
remember when he fought the guy on the show he had him on the ground he had a
mountain he was pounding
him and he just he gave up he's like bro the guy's done he showed compassion
and so i didn't forget
that guy he just had a different character than all the other guys who were
doing this like i'm a smash
i'm gonna be a tough guy for youtube you know i saw this one felony fight with
this dude ko'd this guy
and then just kept dropping knees on his head and they didn't stop the fight he
was out cold and he
was out cold laying on his back and this dude was just up hips up in the air
and boom dropping knees
on his head boom oh it was awful and so i remember shad from that i should know
i bump into shad somewhere
and i'm like oh you're the felony fights guy you know so we're training
together he was i'm a wrestler
you hear i'm this little wrestler in the in the town so he's like can you help
me out with my
wrestling and i'll kind of show you a little bit about jiu-jitsu and fighting
what year is this around
this i'm terrible with the year stuff you can't ask me that joe i do not keep
up with how old were you
i can't even remember my own birthday just how old were you back then like when
did how old i was i was
20 20 21. so i remember when i first started mma was because my son i had a a
met a chick and within
a month she got pregnant so i'm working a warehouse job six days a week on my
seventh day i go all the
way out to mexico i fight in mexico make 800 bucks i come back i keep the
little money put it in the
savings account or put in a little account for him and it's just this money i'm
having for this kid i'm
scared i don't know it's my first child i don't know what the i'm gonna do and
i'm scared so i just
put all this money away to help save for him so that was your introduction that's
that was your
introduction to fighting did you have any striking back then no striking at all
just a wrestler i had
no idea what jiu-jitsu was i'm going around fighting guys in mexico who 150 muay
thai fights you know oh
my god yeah and these are the days where fighting was mostly illegal in california
i fought three guys
in one night that night three fights the stand-up guy had 150 fights muay thai
then i fought a purple
belt from henzo gracie school and then i fought a black belt from i don't
remember what school he was
from and this is in mexico yeah tijuana yeah yeah i knew a lot of guys from uh
legends gym back in the
day were going down to tijuana for fights because it was not that far to go brianna
is just from
supposed to be from there henry brown is from there i beat him too i fought him
too i fought all the who's
who's of mexico's you know like i actually became a star in mexico before i
actually be uh did anything out
here really yeah mexico love me i get out there not dance like because i'm from
foster care i've been in
foster care since i was four years old so i know white people i know black
people i know mexican
people i even speak a little bit spanish you know so i know like their culture
so like they're like
they're hating on me when i first come out there they're booing me you know you're
not from america
mexico then after the fight they drop the music i start dancing like cumbias
and merengue they're like
what he knows our shit you know fucking after that they love me they fucking
love me ever since that's
awesome oh yeah so back to chad smith yeah chad smith's this tough guy he's a
tap out guy we don't
know tap out at the time was the biggest thing for mma they're the they they
pushed the beacon you know
they really pushed that mark to get us out there out there you know going to
eat these shows and selling
these shirts and blah blah blah and so i meet chad we're working out we're
going great everything's going
great i'm like in the gym i'm starting to become this fighter so one day after
practice chad doesn't
tell me that chad is gay i have no problem with that what you do is your own
thing as long as you
don't come at me with it one day we're training and after training gets over i
take my shirt off like
like i think we ended a round i took my shirt off like are we gonna go the next
round he's like hey
put your shirt on bro put your shirt on i can't concentrate and i was like my
wheels are turning a
little bit i'm like what is he saying what does he mean you know and then it
finally hit me oh
he's talking about this he's like oh bro i didn't