Name: The Future of Anti-Radiation Clothing
Uploaded: 2022-04-16T17:22:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Future of Anti-Radiation Clothing' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-16. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Future of Anti-Radiation Clothing' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-16. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
There will be no, like, secrets within 20 years.
There will be zero secrets of anything in your mind.
You won't even be able to keep thought secret within 20 years.
Right, because they'll figure out a way just to, like, read, just to do it, man.
Just to know what the neural energy is inside of your brain, pick it up, and
then translate it.
Anyone driving by, people, that's, oh my God.
It's coming.
Tinfoil, that's when truly people are going to have to start wearing stupid
helmets.
Imagine if that's what really works.
It's not tinfoil, but it's one of those, what are those things called that you
put your phone into?
And then a Faraday cage.
Yeah.
It's like a Faraday cage.
Faraday cage.
So that's what it is, a tinfoil hat.
Instead of a tinfoil hat, it's a Faraday hat.
And when you see someone wearing it, you're like, there goes a liar.
Look at them with their fucking liar's helmet on.
They have to wear that so we don't know what they're really thinking.
But what if the hackers get a hold of that and make, like, influential programs
that go into your fucking memories and change memories?
Like, well, we have these digital memories, but we also have filters.
Shut the fuck up.
Someone already made one of these.
What is this?
This is the best day of their life, by the way.
Faraday cap.
Oh my God, they have one.
Sam's Faraday cap.
Wave stopper technology.
99% UV and wireless radiation block.
Why do I think it's hot that she would believe that?
Right?
A pretty girl that has a Faraday hat on?
Because it's cool.
Like, yeah.
She's so crazy.
She believes the government's trying to wire her brain.
I like it.
It's fucking cool.
Yeah.
That one's better.
That's like a little red whining.
I love that.
Oh, this is on Amazon.
It's only 60 bucks.
Wow.
Radiation protection.
I'm going to wear that on stage from now on.
That's my new look.
Yeah, but what happens if you start wearing that?
Next podcast, we're wearing those.
Order dose, please.
Order dose.
We're way more articulate.
Imagine if it works.
Like our thoughts clear up.
What if all of a sudden you just feel more relaxed?
And you realize, oh my God, it's electronic interception.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Like how it's fucking up bees.
Yeah.
You know, they think cell phone signals are fucking bees up.
Yeah.
They think it's like a constant jackhammer.
They're like, whoa, this shit is not supposed to be out here.
They're supposed to be out communicating somehow or another.
They don't exactly know.
That's so creepy, man.
That's so sad.
What's so funny?
I'm not going to say it.
Say it.
There's a beanie.
A beanie?
Why is that so funny?
You just thought it was that funny?
Yeah.
Jamie, did you get a contact high from us?
No, we know.
Tim Pool wears a beanie fucking all the time.
Maybe he's ahead of the game.
Maybe we get Tim Pool a new beanie against 5G, cell towers, smart meters, and
Wi-Fi.
Maybe that's what it is.
Maybe he's ahead of the game.
Keep your family protected.
You should keep your family protected with beanies.
You got to get your fucking kids to wear beanies.
A Faraday beanie?
Yeah, man.
Oh, we got to get a beanie.
Well, we should definitely get a hood.
Well, if you got a beanie-
How do you start making them?
J.R.E.
Faraday cages.
It's called a brain coat or something, too.
Oh, nice.
Like it.
You look like a knight.
Shielding for your mind.
You're a knight of the digital war.
Look, there you go.
For hunting.
Oh, that's a Faraday cage?
That's-
Oh, for hunting.
That way, I could really be one with nature without any influence by the male.
Avoid government spying.
Avoid government spying.
And look, you can keep your phone in that pocket right near your ear.
That earmuff looks like a cell phone pocket.
Does that look like a pocket?
Just answer your phone from right there.
Hello, Duncan speaking.
There's like a little hole where the microphone is at the bottom.
Oh, God.
I love it, man.
I'm actually-
There's a whole industry out there for these things.
Of course there is.
That's pretty fascinating.
I didn't realize that.
There's probably-
Let's get ready for Faraday cage underwear.
Because I know those are out there, too.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, that makes more sense to me.
A dick sheath.
Something to keep the EMF out of your dick.
Yeah, like a jock strap.
Like some kind of a harness.
100%.
That makes more sense than the helmet.
Oh, they have it.
There they go.
There you go.
It's already there.
Where do we got here?
All of it.
Those are Faraday cage?
Yep, Faraday underwear.
Faraday cheeky briefs.
That's for your girl.
You give that to your girl.
So, baby.
It's the same company, lambs.
They're all over it.
That's crazy, man.
You said, baby, this pussy can't be on an open network.
We've got to close you to that digital signal.
I'm going to put a Faraday cage over that pussy.
Anti-radiation underwear.
Anti-radiation underwear.
Well, that, I mean, I don't know if that's a bad idea.
As a testicular cancer survivor,
I think it's a good idea.
Do you think that the radiation that you get from cell phones gives people
cancer or could?
I don't know.
No, don't answer that because we're on a podcast.
What do you mean?
We don't know.
I'm like, don't answer that.
It's a terrible question to answer.
Oh, you, but you, I think you're allowed to go, I don't know.
And then say, maybe it's this, right?
Like, we don't, clearly we don't know.
I don't know.
But I know that, like, before I got testicular cancer, I played a lot of
fucking World of Warcraft on a laptop right on my dick.
I know that.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is that what did it?
Who knows?
But I would imagine keeping, like, a powerful thing that's radiating energy
over your balls is probably not the best idea, right?
That's not the best idea.
No, try to get a little separation there.
I don't think that's crazy or anything.