Name: Why Are Airlines Restraining People with Duct Tape?
Uploaded: 2022-04-23T17:02:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Are Airlines Restraining People with Duct Tape?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-23. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Why Are Airlines Restraining People with Duct Tape?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-23. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. Did you see the lady that got duct tape on a flight?
Great. They duct taped her face. Very funny. That's wild. Yeah, they run a frat
in the sky
Your face. You gotta be saying some crazy shit, but they're like dude fucking
duct tape. What is she doing?
Sopranos, it's just like takes hot takes. I'll say it right now Brian Cranston
wasn't that great in Breaking Bad
Yeah, it's you got to be an obnoxious asshole to get duct taped. I want to know
what they said. She said
Yeah, anybody out there tape your mouth if you hear that, please reach out to
us
Am I imagining that they duct tape her mouth or did they really duct tape her
mouth?
Did she sue I don't know man. I think she's in trouble. I think woman look at
this
She got fined $82,000 damn woman duct taped aboard American Airlines flight
faces record
A thousand dollars a a fine. Oh, yeah, she tried to go for the door dude
so the FAA is gonna find her but does that
Is that a short the woman assaulted and bit a flight attendant after she
attempted to open the forward boarding door. Oh shit
Okay, we're restrained for the safety and the security of other customers in
our crew. Oh my god damn dude someone going for the door
So she bit somebody that's why they mouth did her mouth
She could be heard screaming you you you at passengers filling filing pastor as
flight attendants calmly nodded their goodbyes. Oh
Wow, so she's screaming at them whether well, it wasn't in the air though. Okay.
Oh, it wasn't no
I think they were like they were grounded. Oh, they were on the way to fly
Which almost is like so before this thing even got in the air if they're
grounded and they duct taped her you're a fucking asshole
That's the best part of they should lead with that. Oh here it is
She said she attempted to hug and kiss another passenger tried to exit the
plane mid-flight. Oh, she wasn't the flight. Oh, okay
She was so all right never tried the eggs of the plane mid-flight and bit
another flyer multiple times for the cube with the crew restrained her
damn
What this differently? Yeah, it's a different lady against the woman that says
I propose to find the second largest ever against a woman on a Delta flight
Okay, so it's a different flight. So duct tape lady wasn't the lady from Las
Vegas to Atlanta
Okay, so this is a second flight. Oh, I see. Okay. So this one this is only
2021
She's biting people we're setting new records
There's another story where there is like the duct taping has it's been
happening to multiple people happen to others
That happened. He was talking shit like my what they just duct tape people.
Yeah, dude, and then you're in Sigma Chi. That's how it happens
What did they do to the lady if that was a lady that was on the ground that got
duct taped like that?
So if the other story was another person that bit a bunch of people
Yeah, what what did this lady do that they didn't just remove her from the
plane?
They just said no bitch. You're staying here. Yeah, you're gonna fucking fly if
it's on the ground
That sounds so insane. It's pop the door open get her the fuck out. Yeah, you
open the door
You call the cops they get her out like they duct tape don't have to fly this
lady. That makes no sense
Does that what we right here? Yeah, she was saying yeah
She was I think she was just fucking crazy. Oh my god. Can you use that excuse
anymore?
Was she just fucking crazy? There's levels to that. Okay, and don't be ableist
dance
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Shades of crazy duct taped
Video shows woman duct tape deceit after trying to open airplane door and
apparently this is great
This is I love the post covering their ass and apparently unhinged woman
You know, she's just apparently that's a cute thing
That is wild as everyone's getting off
Would you keep filming her like we just sit right in front of her and try to go
to like you would a zombie like if you saw a zombie
Yeah, and there was a zombie that was chained up in someone's basement. Yeah,
and I'd be like, holy shit. It's a real zombie
I would like you know what bitch what I'd want to see
Showing those dead teeth. I knew the zombie could not break free. You sure he
can't break free. I might get close to him
I'll be like fuck you bitch. Eat it. Yeah, I might be thinking
You want brains? You want brains? See? You should hate brains motherfucker. He
wouldn't be here right now. Stop being in the fucking head
I've seen the show. They're like here. They give you a Louisville. They're like
take a take a swing at him
You hit him in the leg. So if you were on this flight. Yeah, would you like
just put the camera in front of her and not say anything?
I would honestly I would think of yeah, I would think of something fun to say I
would want a good parting
Right. Yeah, you know what I mean? You want to focus on her for a few seconds
according to this person?
Here's the scene if you it's okay sounds kind of crazy to our flight July 6th
from Dallas Fort Worth and to
Charlotte North Carolina had been delayed for at least three hours before it
finally departed at midnight
But about an hour into the trip chaos broke out
This woman said that in a subsequent video describing the hectic scene flight
attendants began turning on the lights around 1:30 a.m
She said and we see all flight attendants running up and down the aisles frantically
kind of like whispering to each other
The plane's crew began locking bathrooms grabbing bags from overhead bins. It
wouldn't say what was happening
It was just kind of like chaos and no one knows what's going on she continued
finally the pilot
Spoke over the intercom asking people to stay in their seats referencing to a
bad situation in the plane right now according to the passenger
Then we're gradually starting to hear more and more screaming and we're like
wait a minute. She noted
Just as the plane was about to land a flight attendant who sat near them
explained that a woman with an apparent mental issue had an outburst
like
Had the urge to get off the plane and she was saying I need to get off this
plane and she went up to the exits and started banging on the doors
Saying you need to let me off this plane. I
I guess it took five flight attendant to subdue her and like literally take her
down
So she said of the incident which is first reported by TMC
They pretty much took her down put her in the seat and duct taped her damn dude
if you're what they don't talk about is the first guy
That noticed because she's not telling people what she's doing so someone runs
up to the door
Someone's got to notice it. Oh my god
And you're just reading your magazine and you're like what the fuck. Has
anybody ever opened up one of those doors?
I don't know. That's a I mean
That's gonna suck everyone out, right? That would just be a I wonder how easy
it is to do
Probably not that easy because they always talk about the weight of the door
and you got the pressure of being in the sky
I wonder if you can open it while the plane is moving like I wonder if there's
some fail-safes
Well, I
hate going with fit like the impossibility and being like you can't do it
But according it's physically impossible to open a door mid-flight. Well, what
if you're like Thor?
What if you're a son of Odin what if you're like Eddie Hall like one of those
gigantic power lifter strongman dudes yeah cruising altitude? I should say okay
so up at like 30,000 feet impossible that's airplane according to this business
insider
Which you know best best source for this information. Yeah, they're aviation
airplane doors are impossible to open a cruising altitude
It's about 36,000 feet pressurization
Mimic conditions at 8,000 feet above sea level to keep passengers a lot imagine
having the balls
To like know that this person you're traveling with is completely insane like
maybe you're dating this lady and she's like I gotta get off this plane
Yeah, I've gotta get off this plane runs to the door, but you know the physics.
Yeah, so you just go
You're just doing a boyfriend in an argument thing. You're gonna leave the door
in the middle of the flight
Do you want to let's let's dress smart can we talk about this or are you gonna
try to open the door?
Maybe that's selfish to the other fucking people on the plane that you just
want to fly to the ground and everybody else has to the guy behind you's going
hey
Hey, don't prove nothing. Don't you get her get your girl. What's going on? Don't
prove nothing?
Don't know what the fuck are you doing? Oh my god
Yeah, that would be terrifying to witness because again, you don't know how
strong this bitch
You know how fucking crazy this lady is
People are crazy. They're really strong. They rip their arms apart trying to do
something if she did a bump of PCP
Before that plane took off and there was like I'm gonna start cooking at 30,000
my boxing coach got his finger bitten off on
PCP and had it replaced with his toe
What which toe his second toe?
Next to the big toe that became his index finger and he had it curved
permanently so he could throw right hooks
Wait, so his hand just look like this his hand. He had he he had this going on
So it's like a toe. He never really like shook his he shook his hand, but he
you got a finger in there
So the toe was this part. Yes, the toe was this part
So but it was permanently bent so you could pinch things with it, right?
But it was a terminally back it didn't straighten out
It's like this but you could do you could do most of the things you could do if
you had a finger there
But he got it bitten off in a street fight while he was on PCP. Well, he was on
PC. Yes
That's why I walked away. Oh my god, okay
After the cargo door tore off in flight caused an explosive decompression and
ejecting nine people from the plane
Oh my god damn. That was an eighty nine. I remember that
Damn, it was a flight and the people just got sucked out of the plane in mid-flight.
That was a Hawaii fight, right?
Yeah, that's a year on oh my god. That's so scary man that fucking that always
scared me when I saw it in movies
Whenever they show that they show the person's yeah
Wild way yeah, bro, but also if you're ready for it you could do some cool
poses on the way out you could Superman
I think your brain would be flooded. Yeah with psychedelic chemicals because
you would absolutely 100% know you're gonna die
There's no way you're gonna survive and you would probably get a golden
Geometric pattern that opens up and takes you straight to the afterlife. Yeah,
you just come and shit at the same time your body's like let it all
And you just pass through and you pop on the other side like on impact
Dude and in reality it just looks like a jelly sandwich hit the ground whoever's
near you
They never talk about those those people that watch people flanned. Yeah, you're
just like oh, it's coming through the air. It's not good
Are you splattering?