Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1811 - Brendan Schaub
Uploaded: 2022-04-29T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1811 - Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-29. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1811 - Brendan Schaub' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-04-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1811 - Brendan Schaub

it's tough to keep up with that nft shit yeah i bet i bet jamie's into it we're
up and running
jamie's into it jamie uh is aware but you're not investing you've got like a
few weird ones
you got more i have one of the big ones what do you got i have a mutant ape
which is not the biggest i'm not gonna i'm not gonna like the biggest but one
of the big ones
okay how's that a big one oh by the way this vodka or excuse me this whiskey
you have this uh
tight was it tiger thick tiger thick it's very good thank you i was surprised
thank you i was
ready for some last night when you busted it out i was like because i got it
offered it there was a
thing that was going on with me cheers brother very good man i love you too
thank you great to see you
but uh i i've been you know people have like sent me stuff like try this out
would you like to get
involved i'm like oh i don't know i don't think this is good enough this is
good this is legit
it's like it tastes aged it tastes like which it is yeah yeah 10 years japanese
aged whiskey it's the
first blend of japanese whiskey american bourbon it took three years just to
get the licenses from the
the alcohol companies in the united states was such a beast and then you're
talking about years of
trial and error trying what i like what i don't it was fun though man you
nailed it though thanks
brother it's very good smooth it's it's smooth but it's different yes sir it's
like uh it's a it's a
different taste yeah you're i mean i'm not a i'm not like a whiskey wizard i
don't really under like
barnett is barnett knows a lot about whiskey he took a sip of it and i was like
jesus christ he's like
there's caramel we can taste i'm like what what excuse me caramel did i ever
tell you the time i
wanted a wine tasting dinner with my uh my friend matt no my friend matt's a
like a legit wine connoisseur
so much so that he he had a birthday and on his birthday he had this wine
tasting dinner and you would
get like a flight of wines with each plate so it was like a fancy restaurant so
they bring like a little
tiny little piece of something i've done like napa yeah trying and it's not my
thing i can't believe
you went it's not my thing yeah my friend it was his birthday i love him to
death so anyway i wind up
uh meeting this guy there and then years later i'm watching this documentary
about this guy that ripped
off all these wine connoisseurs by taking cheap wine and blending it up and
putting in fake old bottles
and that was the guy i met at the wine party was it really yes yeah and they
were they couldn't tell
the difference they're saying the same with the cheap wine the fancy wine the
way this guy up is
it's good the movie's called sour grapes and the way the guy up is he ripped
off one of the coke brothers
which is like not a smart move yeah those guys got all the money they got some
capital yeah yeah and
they know how to move and uh he this guy had bought like i think it was like
more than a million dollars
worth of fake wine from him hilarious brian's brian counten same way he loves
wine but does he know it
does he understand he really does you know yeah don't get wrong he says a lot
of to make
us laugh but when it comes to wine he knows it and when i first started hanging
with brian was this 10
years ago around la you know it'd be him you know he hangs around smart people
and i i would feel so
stupid i'd hang out with him but i'd watch him try wine and i'd pick up on
things they would say i'm
like oh i'm gonna use that next time and so dude we're at scopa italian roots
in l.a and there's
like all these fancy people and they hand me the wine and you know i'm swirling
i have no idea what
i'm doing i'm just copying i'm swirling it i take a sip that's earthy that is
and it worked like it
is earthy i was like oh my god you guys are out of control earthy that's my go-to
earthy
i like wine that tastes good i really can't put a i've been drinking wine for
decades i don't know
what's going on i just go you know what you like i like this this is good but
to say this is funny
with the whiskey it's crazy i have my own whiskey now i didn't drink my entire
life dude being an
athlete doing never nothing drugs didn't touch it college football didn't
fucking touch it and then
i don't know if you remember this i was getting ready to do a set at the comedy
store and i was so nervous
and we're i was in the back bar and you come here what are you doing i was like
i think i had to
follow up joey diaz i got like the worst you know uh spot and i was so nervous
and like dude take a
shot you put too much pressure take fight i'm like dude i don't drink like just
take a shot it was like
jack you know nothing great and then i took it and i was like yeah that's good
i enjoyed that and i
got there had a like my best set ever for me at the time and then you know i
believe in superstition
so then i was like i'm just keep doing this next thing you know you know i got
a bomb i got my own
whiskey now i drink every night during the pandemic i had a legit problem
because i got so into yellowstone
oh yeah i got so into bro i'm on season two oh i just got in oh dude and rip
dude i got so into it
if dude me and my girl every night i would binge watch that i'd put on a cowboy
hat
i would go through a bottle of whiskey at night
i mean i'm surprised you didn't start looking at land in montana i did and we
go on vacation there
now because that show it's like how many people moved to montana because of
that show it's not a
small number and i bet people in montana like god damn it you've ruined it you've
ruined it for us
yeah they're particularly um proud of montana like montana people are
particularly proud and also
like they claim montana this is our state i remember i went hunting there once
and this guy
wrote on someone's car something like in the dirt of someone's car like someone
had like foreign plates
foreign meaning another state foreign and uh the guy wrote you know like off
from someone montana
born and raised all right dude like just because the guy had a plate bro i've
never gotten so much hate
uh when i was uh where was i i was in spoken spokane but i stayed in cordelaine
oh you crossed the line
yeah you went over to i know went went to cordelaine which is like you know i
don't know an
hour and cordelaine if you've ever been there's gorgeous gorgeous like the kardashians
over case
they didn't like it dude it's um an amazing place during the height of the
pandemic out there they
didn't give a there was nothing no mass nothing it's idaho people dude they
didn't give a
but i go back on my show the following week and i was talking about cordelaine
how great it is
we've never got so many hate emails from people that live in cordelaine hey don't
be telling
everybody man we don't want all you guys here like like leave the place like
this talking about
wrong reaction because now you're talking about here now more people can hear
yeah now i'm getting
more hate from cordelaine just don't read it but also be cool cordelaine you
know what i'm saying
be cool it's a big commitment to move somewhere cordelaine it's not like there's
industry there
no one's gonna move there no come on be cool man yeah people move they're like
some people live there
already and then some people buy houses there like for vacations and shit or if
they want to escape
the law and i love it man dude montana you can hawaii can keep it mexico can
suck it really it's
montana dude really oh and idaho oh dude you get on one of those uh really my i
love i love cordelaine
but as far as like taking my family on vacation yeah like a dude ranch we're
riding horses my son's
doing archery and shit i mean bison every morning wow it's great we went on a
white water uh rafting
trip in uh montana it was fun it's the best yeah like you're on this rap and it's
like wild
man you get into some wild waters you gotta hang on you're getting sprayed and
you're you're bouncing
off these rocks with these inner tubes your kids are with you so you think
about that i did the same
thing with my kids yeah everybody's so stressed wearing vests and everything
like that but i'm worried
about bears more than anything i worry about bears my thing was there's a ton
of bears grizzly bears
right yeah yeah up there but the thing was for us they would come around and
because you ever know
it's not like a hotel you're known little cabin right it's in the middle of
nowhere nowhere dude
dude they knocked on the door like he just wanted to let you know there's a
giant male moose on the
property okay so just stay inside but if you are going to go out just want you
aware i'm like the
fuck male moose dude i you hunt and so maybe we've seen i've never seen one in
person
yeah they're jurassic so i called i said hey this might be a weird request my
kids they're dying to
see it can we will you will someone pick us up and try and find this thing like
yeah sure they pick us
up so it's me and my two boys and my girl and my father-in-law and we're going
around and then the
lights hit this thing dude it's 10 foot tall from the hoof to the horn yeah it
was nuts man they're
so big that's a moose yeah like yeah daddy they're so big they're so big and
they're one of the rare
deer species that will you up that's what the guy was like oh they're so
aggressive he's
like we wouldn't warn you if this was an issue like it depending like on mating
season or whatever
or whatever else is going on the property like obviously we can't control if
they
fucking stumble on the property but if it's you know maybe depending what's
going on they can be
uber aggressive aggressive yeah it could be a problem it's very rare that elk
are aggressive but moose
are very aggressive like all the time i guess it's just like the harsh climate
that they live in i mean
they live almost wherever moose are i think grizzly bears are well that's not
true because there's moose in
utah there's no grizzly bears in utah there's moose in new hampshire no no
bears out there but
there's bears in utah though right black bears there's black bears yeah black
colorado there's
black well there's there might be grizzly bears in colorado yeah they've they've
they've um spotted
unsubstantiated but my friend adam greentree spotted one got it on video it was
in the san juan
mountains and there's been more than one sighting in the san juan mountains grizzly
of grizzly yeah
which makes sense because they do travel you know they travel and they find new
territory and someone
just died some dude uh was out on his own hiking and they couldn't find them
and then they they
discovered it was definitely because of a grizzly oh i'm gonna be a worse worse
way to go you've seen
the reverend and when you get to eat you know ass first dude go for my face man
don't eat me ass first
they just start eating you they don't like kill you first that's the thing
about a big bear like that
they just hold you down start chewing chunks out at least a cat kills you yeah
right away yeah they
just get your neck and they want to be able to they're efficient killers bears
just start eating
brutal man fucking brutal what are you gonna do not much so you're only on
season two though of
yellowstone yeah i'm i'm jealous dude i just because then you get done with
that you got season three
four which is lit as yeah and then there's 1883 the prequel the pre-prequel
right same writer taylor
sheridan who's the best yeah he's the man puts himself way too much into the
episodes whatever
you guys who is he's the main like horse guy he's the one selling the horses oh
really yeah he's always
on the horse yeah oh interesting and he's like sometimes wrote it too yeah my
only issue with that is
sometimes it's two balls deep in the horse which if you're like into that stuff
i bet people like oh
this is authentic but if you're not it's like all right dude the horse stopping
like in the sand
and you know and he's just so into it but then that that ranch was it nuts
super nuts was