Name: The Possibility of Tyson Fury Fighting Francis Ngannou
Uploaded: 2022-05-06T17:51:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Possibility of Tyson Fury Fighting Francis Ngannou' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Possibility of Tyson Fury Fighting Francis Ngannou' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-06. Transcript available.

I think we have to accept on both sides of this combat sport equation that
these are different disciplines it's not it doesn't make you a lesser MMA
fighter because an average boxer can beat you and vice versa right and now if
you want to come up with some hybrid sport I mean I've seen people try it I
saw something like in the round and I've seen different promoters try to come
up
with some hybrid but until one of those things becomes a thing these are just
apples and oranges you know be the craziest shit of all time crazy shit of
all time if Tyson Fury says I'm just gonna take a couple years off and I'm
gonna learn MMA and I'm gonna come back I'm gonna be the MMA heavyweight
champion
the world I'm gonna fuck everybody up well I'll tell you this the first fight
you won't find a place big enough won't find a place big enough there won't be
a
second fight you'll have to have the first fight on earth it would just be
destination earth everyone is gonna want to come tell me where it's Stonehenge
we
would all go yeah but I think that that would be is in terms of what people be
interested in it would be massive yeah but I think with Francis Ngannou's first
leg kick he would be like oh no yeah that's my point oh no what have I done the
interest exists but the payoff is is not going to be near the worth the ticket
price
it's gonna be the obvious his fight against Dillian White was magical it was
magical yeah yeah I interesting it's interesting to see a guy like that big
that tall you know that is in his prime you know and and just deciding he's
gonna
step away which I don't buy for a fucking hot second I don't believe that he
could
resist the opportunity to fight undisputed and then really retire yeah as
undisputed undefeated heavyweight champion of the world if that is
presented to him as an option and he truly believes that he can beat any
heavyweight in the game including the title holders at the current time so
whoever
ends up with all the other belts except the WBC I'm certain he can beat that
person yeah him passing on that opportunity I don't see it happening he's
too competitive a guy it's too big a fight in the the seduction of being able
to be that one guy that ever did that he can't pass it up I have a theory and
this is not my own theory either this is a theory that somebody labeled that me
threw it at me I wish I could remember who told me this but I think it's right
they said now he made his intentions known after the fight he brings over
Francis and Ghanu and says we're gonna have a hybrid fight with these four
ounce
gloves on that doesn't sound like boxing to me sounds like a hybrid fight what
do I
need all these fucking boxing commissions and I will do the WBC that everybody's
gonna get their piece the fuck out of here with your piece I quit I retire have
someone fight for this bullshit title that you know is mine you know it's mine
he
beats his fucking title right right so what are you gonna do you take it away
and
give it to somebody else everyone's gonna know Tyson Fury still around but he
just
retired so he doesn't have to pay you he doesn't have to pay the WBA or WBC or
whoever the fuck has the the title reigns and to your point he made that exact
case
when he came back the last time like you know no one's ever beaten me I'm still
a
lineal champion I'm still the guy to beat and thus far that has remained true
no
one has yet beaten him so if you put on those little gloves I'm telling you it's
going to be an incredible promotion I'll be front row I'll hopefully be sitting
right next to you but there is no way that Ngannou wins that fight if it's just
boxing he's gonna
have a really hard time hitting him the smaller the gloves the more trouble he's
in this guy is a
gypsy king yeah he are you kidding me he just do hand wraps if you let him and
it's only gonna
make it harder for Ngannou to stay awake I want to see the fight don't let me
fuck it up
but I'm trying to tell you this guy's in a lot of trouble
what Ngannou does have the nuclear option though he really does he does have
nuclear one punch
knockout power he has uh one of his knockouts of Alistair Overeem was one of
the most terrifying
knockouts I've ever seen in my life he spun Alistair's head behind when he's
looking at the back of his
feet that's how hard he hit him now is he gonna land that on Tyson Fury it's
gonna be real fucking hard
but the problem is what kind of hybrid rules are we talking about are we
allowed to clinch
because if we're allowed to clinch Tyson's in a lot of trouble because if if
Francis can clinch you
and can hold on to you and just punch you in the face and in in a way that's
illegal in boxing watch this again
okay that is very impressive he does that to everybody he does that to
everybody
look at that oh it's what's terrible from the hip yeah like yeah that's a will
smith punch man
it's terrible technique in that regard but he was doing it because he knew the
opening was there and he's just winging it
um that's not gonna work no way on Tyson Fury absolutely no chance but he's not
gonna fight that
fight that way on Tyson Fury either he's fighting that way on Alistair because
he knows that Alistair is
you know is not in his prime he's just gonna just smash him he's trying to make
his statement of
being the top heavyweight contender in the UFC at the time when he knocked him
out
I you know last time I was here I think what were we talking about Pacquiao uh
Conor McGregor maybe
we were talking about some other MMA yeah they were talking about that for a
while they were talking
about doing that for a while yeah and I was like I don't want to see it like I'm
going on record
right now like I want to see no interest in that I want to see it small little
MMA gloves and
these two behemoths yeah I want to see it but not because it's competitive but
because that's how
much a sucker I am for a heavyweight knockout yeah but that's it's even if it's
not competitive I
want to see it be uncompetitive I want to see Tyson Fury pitch a shutout I want
to see him lighten
him up I want to see the world I want the world to see what it's like when the
best motherfucker on
earth it at his given thing gets to express himself with someone who's trying
it out
full-blown destruction is what happens unless they allow clinching okay but
they don't have to
allow it in boxing technically you're not allowed to hold that's you know but
if you could hold and
hit because you can in MMA it's called dirty boxing guys grab the back your
head and smash you in the
face oh you mean like I mean hold on to you keep you in place see that's what I'm
saying
yeah you'll get fouled for that yeah but that's not in a hybrid rule situation
with MMA gloves
if Francis Ngannou gets Tyson Fury to agree to let him hold it hit like you
could put a guy in a
headlock and just 100% oh yeah no yeah see that's what I'm saying okay if you
could hold on to a guy
if you could just get an overhook yeah just completely tie up that arm and just
smash him in the face if
you could tie the back get him in a collar tie where you're holding the back of
his neck and you're
smashing him in the face that's legal in MMA that happens all the time I would
say
the closest uh you know ironically the closest I've seen to uh that in boxing
it was pretty
effective and not entirely illegal uh why'd have been Klitschko Fury like don't
forget that was a very
clinch heavy fight yeah Fury was able to make the fight dirty boxing and so I
made everything
clinch heavy jab clinch yeah right hand clinch but only Fury was able to turn
that against him
yeah so even in this scenario I get okay that gives Ngannou a much better
chance because that's
something he's skilled at yeah but Tyson is not unskilled at that that's how he
won all those
belts in the first place right true and you know being the gypsy king like
those those bare knuckle
travelers are known for having fights bare knuckle yeah that's the whole thing
they have a fucking
whole culture behind it they have bare knuckle fighting and gypsies goes back
forever that's what I'm
saying he's he's he's like you know I'm sure he's had bare knuckle fights don't
throw me in that
briar pack smaller gloves oh no I would love to see it no matter what and I
love Francis Ngannou so
I'd like him to get a giant payday and I think it would be an enormous payday
oh huge huge it would
be spectacular Francis Ngannou versus the gypsy king for the undisputed baddest
man on the planet
mm-hmm oh my god it'd be so much money they that's what I want for Francis I
want and if it's
little gloves man you can't fuck around with little gloves