Name: Are UFO Videos Really of Hypersonic Missiles?
Uploaded: 2022-05-10T18:01:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are UFO Videos Really of Hypersonic Missiles?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Are UFO Videos Really of Hypersonic Missiles?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-10. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Yeah, but I think that there's just very little that people really
You know the level of understanding that people have like imagine the fact that
we were fucking around with nuclear bombs like 70 years ago
Like no one even really knew what was
Happening it just like accidental like just dropping them all the time in the
ocean. Oh, yeah
Videos are insane dude nuts. I showed him to a friend of mine the other night
at dinner
Like this is what it looked like and you see the look on his face when the the
fucking mile-high wall of water comes out of the ocean
It's so big. It doesn't even make sense to the best holy fuck right now when
everyone's talking about this Russian a hypersonic missile
Like can you believe this weapon that like Russia has like like wait a second
us spends like 10 to 20 times the money
Weapons and Russia that we have all that shit. I mean, but the hypersonic
missile. I mean
That's you know, it's probably what those UFOs quote-unquote UFOs from the
Um, the videos that were circulated a couple years are just like, you know
Because those things are fucking crazy man the ramjet shit that like that but
it's crazy. It's like art bell
When we used to drive on tour back in the day
Like there'd be like you'd listen to coast-to-coast at night
There's nothing else but you could find that scary ass shit and you'd be
looking at over like that, you know
Arizona skyline like looking for shit trying in the middle of the night here
this art bell isn't best and like around the time
We were doing that like that's when our bells like family got kidnapped
You're like what the fuck is going on and George nori would come on and then
they were talking about ram jets and all kinds of shit
Like I mean that shit it's actually I think the ram jets what the powers that
SR 71 like essentially like it takes a whole tank of
Fuel to get that thing just up and going like Mach 1 or 2 whatever and then
they have to refuel it to get it like ramming or whatever
But like those they refuel them in the sky. Yeah, it takes a whole
Tank to get them where they that's the wildest shit ever pumping gas in the sky
If you see like the potential of these hypersonic missiles have you yeah, dude
they like without even a warhead they can they have like a megaton explosion
just from the velocity of
The speed they can go like Mach 15 or something and they can change course.
Yeah, they can't just
Predict oh, this one's gonna go to Seattle. No, it can turn left
It can you can go to south, you know that scene and like it's like Superman 2
where they have the ICBM like he's riding it
Yeah
It's insane. I think you're right
I think that's probably a lot of what those UFO sightings were I think a lot of
the other ones are drones like the ones like
This the the famous one is that tic-tac one that they found off the coast of
San Diego
I think in 2004 a commander David Fravor saw this object that they had tracked
They even recalibrated their device apparently to make sure that it was
accurate
but they they've they've
Read this thing at more than 50,000 feet above sea level and got down to 50
feet in less than a second
Yeah
And they don't know what it is and they followed it around with their jets and
then the people on the Nimitz said yet
We've been seeing these for a couple weeks. It's like super credible naval
pirates pilots guys who really understand like what's possible and not possible
And they watch these things dart off and just vanish with the kind of speed
that like it's just impossible
No propulsion
Signature doesn't like show that like anything's coming out the back like a
normal jet
It just looks like a tic-tac and it goes at an impossible speed like what the
fuck is that?
That might be a drone it might be some crazy fucking drone that they've been
working on for decades
It's not telling us about oh for sure when I saw the Pentagon was talking about
UFOs
And they were talking about things are from alien worlds
I'm like yeah, really or maybe you guys have been making some cool fucking shit
and you don't want everybody to know
Yeah, and you're like oh, yeah, it's not us. We don't have any hypersonic
fucking UFO looking tic-tacs
It's like back to Phil Hartman right when he does the unfrozen caveman lawyer.
He's like I'm not familiar with your modern ways
This legal system, but I do know my clients entitled to 3.5 million in punitive
damages
It's alien technology we don't know why would the Pentagon ever tell us because
I always wondered like cuz Tom DeLong
He actually worked with the government like they brought him in to talk about
aliens because he's that much of an alien freak
I think they thought that would like help you know he told me he was like there's
They're cloaked they're all above us. They're cloaked and well, they're
scanning and I'll see what he was describing was like
Satellites tapping into all of our phones and listening to everything we do
which is I think actually happening
Yeah, but they don't even need satellites to do that. No, they get right into
the system. They can listen to everything you say
that's a
Gavin a Becker's the security expert on my podcast was explaining they used to
have to you used to have a clickable link
It used to be a thing you had to click and then you would accidentally without
your knowledge rather
Download some sort of a software that would take over your phone now
They don't need that so now they just need your phone number. They need your to
get your phone number
They're just listening to you. They're doing they're watching everything you do
They can do whatever they want now to imagine the stupid conversations that
these people have to listen to
Yeah, well, it makes people more aware of how fucking stupid your conversations
are if you think they can come up in a trial with Johnny Depp and
Amber Heard oh my god that kind of shit when you realize like oh my god like
everything you've ever said and he's now reading like
Text messages and shit the vessel. I donated my jizz to
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