Name: The Story Behind Kim Jong--il Getting 5 Hole-In-Ones in a Single Round of Golf
Uploaded: 2022-05-31T17:36:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Story Behind Kim Jong--il Getting 5 Hole-In-Ones in a Single Round of Golf' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-31. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Story Behind Kim Jong--il Getting 5 Hole-In-Ones in a Single Round of Golf' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-05-31. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience and so then the state becomes your daddy and then the
state decides that you know like in the case of North Korea that it's it's
daddy
is super powerful and plays golf better than anybody that's ever lived you ever
read the account of Kim Jong-un playing golf no but I know like him and Dennis
Rodman were boys I read something about it that it might be just a
misinterpretation that got way blown out of proportion sounds like Jamie works
for the state now there's a way to there's a way to keep score where you're
not writing down the actual number you got you're just writing down relative to
par he had 11 holes in one but that's not how that's just someone read the
score
wrong and it got reported that way is how I read this interpretation but that
was
the interpretation of the glowing media coverage in the North Korean news wasn't
it I I'd read through this and like a golf magazine you know expose a golf
magazine
getting paid so it just made more sense when it was written that way is all he
got a score way more accurately that he should have like 120 or something like
that I don't know what that means since I don't play golf but his holes in one
would
have been one over rather than an actual one that's how they were writing the
score
down that's all I'm trying to say so what was that the depiction that we read
so
then does someone saw that scorecard was like holy shit what they don't
understand there's different golf but with that wasn't written by the North
Korean
news I'm just I'll pull up the article I read I'm just seems like I wanted to
do a
sketch called like North Korean Sports Center and this is Kim Jong-un like beat
it he's like winning the finals in the World Cup and like he's just this man he's
elbow dunking on unlike LeBron like great leader wins again yeah I had young me
park
on the podcast woman who escaped North Korea yeah you want to talk about a lady
who
just doesn't want to hear any bullshit when you escape North Korea and you make
it into
China as a sex slave when you're 13 you have no tolerance for bullshit none no
tolerance for
bullshit it's just what the fuck man the fact that that is going on right now
and that in 2022 while you and I
are sitting here drinking whiskey and talking shit there's people that are
slaves in
in Korea and in North Korea and they can't get out yeah they're trapped and
they're
barely alive they're barely survive in terms of like their ability to just have
enough food to live and they live in concentration camps and they they work for
the state you live in slave camps and you might even not have ever done
anything you
might be born in that slave camp like she was explaining like how like if one
generation like it's safe your grandfather does something that's bad against
the
state they will curse multiple generations so you will you'll be imprisoned and
your
children be in prison and their children be in prison before their children get
released that's fucked you're on the hook for previous generations what the
fuck man
yeah you you'll live the rest of your life in jail because your grandfather was
an
asshole you're not even born yet and you're already fucked what did you pull up
Jimmy so this reporter went to the golf course where this happened and he
explains in here how it went from an innocent scorekeeping mistake and got
before
I tell you what I know I should tell you how I came to know it the details were
relayed to me five years ago during my own travels in North Korea where I
turned
turned up to compete in a tournament billed as the national championship the
North
Korean Open is more curiosity than cut through a contest which is only fitting
giving that's held in Pyongyang golf course the same layout where the deer
leader
allegedly shot his 34 the fields in the annual handicapped event are fairly
small
most of golfers struggle to break 90 so it goes on and explains how he talked
to
some people there oh he they talked they explained to him that there was a
scorekeeping shorthand that is used there and then someone whoever found that
in
the North Korean state news most likely didn't know that mmm and then ran with
okay so it
says unfamiliar with the scorekeeping shorthand the North Korean state news
agency covering the outing had read the five ones on Kim's card as holes in one
forget the fact that Kim a ranked beginner probably never sniffed bogey all day
if
you were keeping score for a brutal autocrat would you dare tell him he'd made
nothing but snowmen I don't know what you fucking dorks talking on your little
jargo I don't
want to hear shut your mouth easy his alleged aces okay maybe that's all so I
would like to pretend that I didn't read that all right
just go with the original propaganda piece because I think it was awesome that
they
said he scored 15 holes and one
you're not a golf guy no I would be a golf guy though I would definitely look
at
Tony Hinchcliffe and Jamie and Ron White play it'd be fun to play yeah I think
what I'm gonna do one day is when Jamie and Tony finally play I'm gonna film it
on
the iPhone and just get super baked and just talk shit to them what if you're
amazing you're like happy Gilmore no I'm not gonna play no you gotta play no if
I
played with them I'd hold them back I don't know what the fuck I'm doing