Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1827 - Kristin Beck
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1827 - Kristin Beck' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-06-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1827 - Kristin Beck

the Joe Rogan experience
Why are we doing this?
Nice to meet you after how many years trying to get this? Yeah, we talked I
think we first talked like four years ago
So about four years ago. Yeah
So, um, I'm so glad we waited though. Yeah, cuz I'll tell you what
Four years ago. I was a mess ten years ago. I was a mess in what way. I just I
didn't know what I was doing
There's no like there's no like workbook or a cookbook or there's nothing out
there for anybody to
Especially me, you know, I was born in the 60s, right? And so trying to figure
out my life with no guidance and nobody out there
It's been a real struggle. I did a I did a real in-depth reading one time with
this person who was like a deep high-up shaman from
Malaysia or over there somewhere maybe Philippines, but he did a reading he
said you're gonna have a real tough life
How old were you when this happened when this was kind of in the middle of a
lot of it?
I was just I was just all over the place and I was like and one of my friends
said hey
I have the person who I want to give you a gift and
He bought me the session with this guy
Because it was I guess it was super expensive because I thought I couldn't
afford it. It was a
It was a long reading - it was about two hours
The guy really got in depth asked me a ton of questions and really got into it
He had all my star charts right down to like my geolocation of birth my exact
time minute
I had all the info for him and so he worked all that stuff before I did the
meeting with him
And so he was going through like tons of stuff
Well, how does it like the time of birth in the geocodes like how what is what
are they trying to get out of that?
Well, maybe that's probably where we should start. Yeah stuff that I believe in
like where my core beliefs lie
You know is I believe there's something there's a creator. There's a God
whatever you want to name it
There's something way bigger than us, you know
And I believe that and I also believe that we are energy beings like we're
energy our soul like what we're made of
It's a piece of energy. It's a piece of that right that's how I believe and so
if you'd have that kind of belief system
You can also believe that everything else's energy all the animals all the all
the trees all the rocks everything has an energy
Now if you can line all the energy up and you get it right down to where you
are
Imagine all the energy and how it lines up right when you're born like right
when it's happening
Yeah, so if all those planets all the earth and everything else is this and
this nest
All the energy is setting at one location for you right at that time
Boom. Okay. Now I'm here
It's still gonna imprint on you
All that energy and all that focus and all that stuff is there and that's your
spot
So is the idea I believe is the idea that the different planets in the
different position in the sky
They all have an effect on gravity. We know that has an effect on a hundred
percent
Yeah, we and we know it has an effect on the tides, right? That's it's a big
part
Isn't that a big part of the tides is the gravity that comes from the moon?
I mean think about how much fucking water we're talking about a lot right that
is kind of crazy. Is that real though?
That's weird. I need to know that if that's real. Is that what causes the tides?
I don't think so a little bit. We'll find out. We're gonna find out what
gravity is important to find out because the theory of gravity
I mean, I think that's a it's a BS theory anyway. Gravity is a BS theory. I
think it's all it has to do with
Buency it's Archimedes, you know, I don't know what you mean. Okay, so Archimedes
principle is basically the buoyancy
If you take your entire body and you put yourself in water, right the amount of
water you displace right is basically that and the weight of that water
Displace that's your buoyancy. So if you displace more water and it weighs more
than you
That means you're lighter than the amount of water you displaced. I mean your
float
Right now if the water you displaced is is less than your weight then you're
gonna sink. It's just buoyancy
Right. So if you drop an apple from 30,000 feet
That's how I we used to jump for SEAL teams
The fun jumps we can talk about that 30,000 feet, but yeah, it's fun stuff.
That's crazy
But if you drop an apple, yeah, that's like real airplane height like Delta
flight
It's mission. Yeah, Delta. Yeah, like for real SEAL teams do America. I know
but I mean American Airlines. I know that kind of Delta
Yeah, those guys are cool though, man. I love the guys at Bragg. So listen what
it says here. I think this is what we're looking for
Okay, so it says I don't know how you say that word a period gin
How does it I just say that here jean purgean spring tide
occurs when the moon is either new or full and closest to earth and
So what does it have to do? Where's it say anything about gravity? Well
Well, I can give you another one I guess. Does it have anything where it
explains the amount of effect that the gravity has?
Moon's pull okay, so the moon's gravitational pull
High tide low tide
So during high tide
The moon's gravitational pull does affect the the tides. That's what the
religion called science
This is not an article though. This is just an image
Right. Well, that's what I was trying to find me
Is there anything that shows it? I thought that would be a quicker way
It seems like there's something to it. We're so dumb. We need cartoons now.
That's I just thought it'd be easier to go that way
All the stuff up there. This is all put out by scientists who have been talking
about, you know, right
And everything else for the last
You know, however many years since what 13 so let's just read what the answer
is says high and low tides are caused by the moon
The moon's gravitational pull generates something called the tidal force the
tidal force causes earth and its water to bulge out on the side
Closest to the moon and the side furthest from the moon these bulges of water
are high tides
So it is because of gravity which is amazing so that what I'm getting at is
Everybody likes to poo-poo the idea that someone can figure out
What happens if someone's born during a given time of the year?
But if the moon has so much of an effect
That it changes tides it moves
How many how many fucking gallons of water are we talking about right? I mean
five or six?
It's a lot of goddamn water and the gravity of the moon is moving that shit
Yeah, like why wouldn't we assume that Jupiter and what position Jupiter is in
the sky or Mars in the sky that all must have
Some kind of an effect on something and if we're and if we're water like we're
kind of mostly water
Aren't we like 60-something percent water? What is the number percent water
people are?
We're like 78% or something. It probably affects you. Yeah, it probably affects
your fucking swimming pool
If you have a swimming pool, it probably moves a little. Well, here's something
funny though. You brought up swimming pool
You know the Great Lakes how big the Great Lakes are? Yeah, how come none of
the Great Lakes have tides?
That's a good question. So the moon and the Sun can't move the water in the
Great Lakes
But it can move the oceans, but they do have crazy waves and adult men about 60%
of their bodies are water
However, fat tissue does not have as much water as lean tissue in adult women
fat makes up more of the body than men
So they have about 55% of their bodies made of water. That's so true because
big muscular guys that cut weight for the UFC
They can cut a lot more weight because they're storing it in their muscles
Like big Yoel Romero looking dudes those guys can cut a ton of weight because
they have so much muscle
It's the guys are a leaner that have a really hard time with it. Yeah, so
Anyway, so this thing is a chart that they do of you and it's dedicates
It's based on what time you were born and where in the world you're exactly
Yeah, right at you and so do they match this up with some sort of
Astronomical map of the stars wish I had mine
So he draws a lot out and he does the entire astral plane all of it every
planet all of the like even comments
Like you have everything in there anything that was in that area for that
Whatever he does and he reads all of it and there's like
Ten things for each one of the planets so you can go and do it and he put all
together
And so what he was saying was I'm gonna have a really tough life and I'm gonna
have to go to the underworld and
Do you know what a hey okay this sure? Yeah
Yeah, yeah name of my car just told her yeah, yeah, yeah a clown
So when he talked about hey, okay, there's explain that to people you want to
explain that what the concept is
So the concept is is the it was not a court jester because court jesters all
they're doing is being funny and goofy
The hey Oka's and a fails and the sacred clowns and all these were actually
religious leaders in the community
But also or have the ability to speak and say whatever they wanted and that's
the comedians up on stage
When you have like a Chappelle and who was Chris Rock and all those other guys
They're up there telling jokes and we should probably talk about this too later
on
Maybe about the whole transgender and all the other stuff people are getting
busted for doing jokes for being a Hey Oka
Hey Oka's purpose is to mess with our heads a little bit make us think yeah
That was there the Lakota's idea was that everything should be tested yeah
And you know what one of the ways to test ideas is to poke at it and make fun
of it
Like there's certain things you can't make fun of but there's certain things
that don't want you to make fun of them
And you maybe you should a little bit. It's good for everybody to get made fun
of a little bit
It's just what is what is the purpose of it in our society today? Yeah, you
know
That's where it becomes like a question like are you allowed to joke around
about certain subjects?
Are you gonna get upset and and it varies with people too?
It's like yeah, some people don't get upset at all and some people get furious
if you even breach subjects
You know, which is I don't think good for anybody for those people who get so
upset about
Those jokes are about all the stuff how weak are they that they're gonna let
that affect them to such a point where they get so angry that they
Attack I think people feel different today. You and I are kind of the same age
Yeah, and I think people feel very different today about their feelings and
they feel very differently today about
What it is when someone insults their feelings?
Mm-hmm when we were kids it was super normal for people to insult your feelings
Yeah, and I don't know if that's good or bad because it's like as I get older
one of the things I realized is like my mom
Was the child of immigrants and I think like that those generations of people
that first came over here like in the
1940s and the 1920s they had such a hard scrabble life man
Yeah, that they maybe weren't the nicest people to their kids
You know, it's like there was a lot of like beating your kid if your kid did
something wrong every kid got hit back
We all got hit everybody got hit and we all deserved it
But it's weird. It's like I don't think you should hit your children
I think we know now that it's not a good idea because it really perpetuates
more violence
And it also sends a message that that's the only way to handle something is to
put physical pain and you know inflicted on your child
Which I don't necessarily think is the right way to do it, but I do think that
there's something about a
Little bit of adversity a little bit of disagreement a little bit of it's like
it it makes you more relaxed around that stuff
Whereas with some people today anything that they think is offensive is a such
an egregious
You know crime on humanity and they they want to attack it with every fiber of
their being
It's like yeah, what is going on for real though?
You just like you have such a ha