Name: Joe & Duncan Roast the Caveman movie "IceMan"
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Duncan Roast the Caveman movie "IceMan"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Duncan Roast the Caveman movie "IceMan"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-05. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Imagine if there really are these creatures that have no
Greed like if greed has been engineered out of their body. Yeah, they have no
materialism whatsoever
No desire to own things. Yeah, no desire to possess people all
Reproduction is done through some sort of technology and they all they do is
communicate with thought
So their thoughts are purely there's no
Representing it. There's no slick talk. It's just pure thought and you
100% get exactly what they're thinking which forces everybody to kind of be
cool and they don't have any emotions
Yeah, in that regard. They're more advanced. They don't have any primate
thinking other than the ability to solve problems
Yes, and they come down and they check on us every now and then check on us.
Yeah, or we you know are like we're like the
We're what they look like when they come into time or something
Right, we're the fucking ancestors if you were gonna go see a human ancestor
Like at its most fascinating I would want to be at the early early early days
I would want to see like Australia Pythicus like what was that writing like?
Yeah, what did it look like right?
Like how did it behave? How did it move around? How many of them were there?
How did they avoid getting eaten right and just imagine that one day that's
gonna be a person yeah that?
Makes skateboards. I know it's so bizarre bizarre and how quickly it can happen
bizarre. Yeah
So strange. Yeah, and that we like apparently there were all these like
versions of proto hominids not just neanderous but like
Denisovans
Implying like a war or some kind of like survival the fittest at the very least
yeah multiple versions of humans
Yeah, those Denisovans they I mean, I don't think they even found out about
those until the 2000s
Somewhere in the 2000s. They realized there was a whole nother version of the
human race that they weren't aware of before
Do you remember that stupid movie where like I can't remember the actor he gets
it's called Iceman remember that?
Actor gets stuck in ice. This is like 80s
They thaw him out like not an actor like they talk about Encino man
No, not Pauly's thing. It was I think I'm not sure which came first. This one
was actually a romance. I think
No, it's like a
Like a neanderthal or like someone like that gets is in ice. They thaw him out
Iceman, yeah, what shut the fuck
Hey, it's available on blu-ray what what year did this take place? I
I honestly don't I saw it as a kid. Oh my god. It looks amazing
1984. That's amazing. That's before people knew any better
But I think it's like there's fall in love with women. There's a romantic like
what I think he's like there's a romantic element to it
Oh my god, I could be wrong about that. Well, how the fuck does he even learn
English? How long does that take?
I'm watching it tonight. I have so they find them. Oh my god
So he's encased in ice and oh my god his heart's beating they bring him back to
life shut the fuck up
Oh, they found an arrowhead in him. Yeah
He got shot with an arrow and then froze to death and they have him and he
wakes up
He wakes up. This is the dumbest movie
If this if he starts fucking timothy hutton's girlfriend, this is like
This is prehistoric cuck porn. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's dressed like a
fucking caveman
This is how bad this movie is look. Blaze is wearing his old clothes. He didn't
get any new clothes
They fucking thawed him out and put him back in his old bear skins. This is the
dumbest fucking movie the world's ever known
This is so stupid
And there's there's the girl. Oh, yeah, she's like you don't even know him
He's like he's a fucking caveman
He doesn't even understand fire
He is so sweet to me and you are such a fucking asshole and you're always busy
at the lab
You're always busy at the fucking lab
And okay came and showed me his heart and yeah, he can't talk whatever
But you can't make love
Okay, he's got a fucking stone knife to her throat and she's coming like a
rocket ship
You walk in and she's she's actually grabbing the stone knife and forcing onto
her own neck. Oh my god, dude
That's just bad luck
You're like you're in the Arctic you're in the Arctic with like little you're
with the one of the only women at the research
Oh my god, and it's fucking a caveman
You thought out
Oh my god
Look, he's hanging out. Look how bad the makeup is. Oh, I come from mother. Oh,
he's got whiskey. Is that a bone?
Oh, it's a ball. I thought it was whiskey
I could be wrong about the romance, but I can't remember play some of this this
dialogue so I can see how ridiculous it must be
Oh
And he just starts whittling a stick
Carving a bone. He's gonna get mad that dude keeps tapping on that log. He's
gonna fuck him up
He just pulls his scalp like bro. You are annoying. Yeah, I'm ready to go to
sleep. You're gonna track cats
That's what our nemesis was Duncan cat most of history most of history. You
know, I never thought of that before hats
That's why kids
This is rude this is a rude movie
It's the dumbest movie it's so it's so dumb. It's rude to me
I mean you're being rude to me you make me watch this
You made me watch it
No, no, no, no not you whoever made it. Oh, like if they put that out there
that you're making me watch this. Oh, yeah
When I was a kid though, this was like gospel like I was like Mike. I believed
that this could happen. Oh, but it probably can
Not right now, but one day. Yeah
You imagine if they found some fucking you remember that one dude they found
that had I think he had an arrow stuck in his back and
he was
He had fallen into a crack in the glacier or something like that has been
completely frozen
And then when the glaciers receded they found him and this guy had like tattoos
It's like yeah, really interesting stuff. Yeah. Well, this is a
You know, this is what my favorite
Theory is like they're gonna do it to one of the Pharaohs to the mummy. Oh,
yeah
They're good and but so they were right the mummification process was because
they understood
That if you preserve your body long enough one day, they'll figure it they
bring you back
Oh my god, and then you know right when they bring that being back it like it
starts controlling things
You know, it just like gets back to work. Would you imagine?
They brought a Pharaoh back to life and he was like that dude from 300. Yeah,
you know super charismatic
Xerxes, he's like Xerxes, but also dr. Manhattan. Yeah, imagine we bring him
back and that's and he is the governor of AI
Yeah, and he just takes over from here