Name: The Amount of Round-Up & Plastic Contamination in Food
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Amount of Round-Up & Plastic Contamination in Food' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Amount of Round-Up & Plastic Contamination in Food' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-07. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience bread used to just be food when the fuck did bread
become bad for you?
Evil shit, you know, there's the conspiracy theory that that it's glyphosate
that's fucking people up
That it's not
What see what that is all about because I've heard people talk about that. What
is it?
Like I think Robert Kennedy jr. Was talking about that who was talking about
glyphosate glyphosate is roundup
Roundup is that stuff that they spray Wow, yeah, no, that stuff soup super bad
for you, right? There's no way there's a roundup
But they get but hold on if they use it on these plants
Where does it go? They wash it off like what kind of residual effect does that
stuff have sure on the food you eat?
Or plastics, could you imagine if that was what was going on and that's why
like European people don't look like us
Oh, yeah, more than half the products tech Oh shit Wow more than half the
products tested had detectable levels of glyphosate
Glyphosate above 10 parts per billion
45 out of 86 products contain detectable levels of glyphosate
Ranges were from 12 parts per billion to
1150 parts per billion organic foods are much less likely to have trace amounts
of glyphosate however
It is appearing in low levels in some cases
It's crazy damn they they got you perfect. That was nice that the pop-up was
the timed pop-ups
Yeah, so yeah, so there's glyphosate and foods it gets trace amounts of glyphosate
That's insane
Glyphosate in popular
Bread oats legumes protein powders and bars 2022. Holy shit. That's everything
you have
Are you you know, you have the protein power so there was dude all that stuff.
Yeah, how wild is that because it's like
It's a really common chemical that's used and it's really bad for you
And if that's it it's I mean that I don't I don't know I mean
Is there a kind of organic wheat that you know is 100% glyphosate free and if
you ate that would you feel different I?
Bet there is a bed or is these are these trace amounts of glyphosate that aren't
really affecting you
like I wish I knew I
Mean like what it sounds scary when they're talking about parts per billion,
but I wish like a scientist would go
Not a lot right. It's like there's microplastics when I start reading about
microplastics and stuff like that
I start freaking out. Do you know how much we eat every week? Yeah, it's nuts.
It's a credit card. Yeah
We need a credit card
Craziness I wish I could remember I I read someone said that it's not a misinterpretation,
but
That's like the highest end. It could be as a credit card
I think when they throw it somebody who eats microwave and they even like they
the way they got that number was like studying clams or something like that and
then did a
next a
math problem
I can't think of the word right now to figure out what it would be like in
humans if it was a
Same size. Oh
That's how they go. There's a little fucker. There's a little oh
Oh, but I don't know there is some so like a little bit of fuck
I'm true, but it seemed like there was a little bit of it like okay. Yeah, it's
well credit card seems like a lot
How much stays in your body and how much do you shit out right? I bet you'd
shit a lot of it out?
I'd wet like ninety nine point nine percent probably
What if you don't yeah, you know?
Plastics and stuff in your body
Oh, so here's like the article, but like for weirdly it starts off saying
globally
We are ingesting an average of five grams. So it's an average - and
That we're just globally right globally and like maybe some parts the world are
higher. Yeah, like us
I think we'd be pretty high. Yeah, if you're getting it from like microwaving
food with plastic on it
We got to be high as fuck. Yeah, we've been doing that for a long time
In plastic forks and this little plastic containers your food comes in the to-go
boxes
There's always like little pieces of plastic somewhere guarantee you even this
article says it's just Australians it says Australians ingested credit card not
So I don't know, you know, but is that an article from Australia or an
Australian analysis says that? Hmm. So interesting
Can you really trust this Australian analysis is can anymore?
Yeah, I I'm worried though
Well, I'm worried also because I had that dr. Shanna Swan lady on the podcast
who talked about
What plastics and these chemicals like phthalates are doing to the reproductive
systems of people?
Did you ever hear about that? Yeah, I think I heard about it from get this book
called countdown and it's all about what?
Plastics are doing to people's reproductive systems, right? Yeah
My girlfriend is obsessed with that all that shit, and she thinks we're we're
dying from it. Well, we're changing
We're changing this is the the problem is it's met is dropped men's sperm
counts 50% lower than they were in like the 1950s
um
Women have more miscarriages and men's taints are shrinking
That's a good thing. No, no, no
Oh my asshole right next to my dick
Masturbate you just put your finger in there, you know
Like pick it up like a bowling ball
That's bad because the closer the taints are it's the more feminizing of the
male
This is what it is like in mammals and I'll probably fuck this up. My apologies
in advance in mammals
Male taints are between 50 and a hundred percent larger than the females
So that's one of the best ways that they detect whether or not an a mammal like
a like a puppy is a boy or girl
These the taint is bigger
But in men
Over the last X amount of years they've been shrinking
And they've been shrinking steadily which is an indication of penis sizes are
shrinking testicles are shrinking
Sperm counts dropping like 50% lower and at the same time
This is the introduction of petrochemical products like plastics and stuff like
that and the eating out of plastic bottles and drinking out of plastic bottles
eating out of plastic plates
Like that all this stuff has entered into the bloodstreams and they've found in
studies in mammals
That when they introduce these phthalates to mammals their offspring are
affected the reproductive systems are affected
Wild shit, dude
because it's like we're doing something weird to the human organism and
We're doing it through plastics and we're just now finding out about it. Like
we're only finding out about this over the last I think
We talked about this like always forget. I want to say it's like 2015, right?
It was not that long ago that they they discovered this
Nuts
So she wrote this whole book about it and she's a really funny lady - she's got
like a thing on her Instagram called the jizz quiz
And it's all about you know, like a quiz on like how much men's sperm counts
have dropped over the last 50 years and it's like
So weird it's wild because it's just we're it's unavoidable
like we're just a
Custom to consuming a certain amount of plastics and having plastic chemicals
in our body
How's the connection of that though it could it be something else like you know,
they're really sure that phthalates do that and
Phthalates are some of the chemicals that you get from like, you know plastics,
and I think some pesticides
Affect the body in a similar way. There's like a lot of shit that we encounter
that fucks with reproductive systems
So when they did it with animal studies when they did it they show it showed
that the males
all came out like more feminine and with smaller taints and the whole deal and
it's all about how many you know
What what kind of chemicals the mother has in her body when she conceives?
It's wild stuff man because it's like the implications are if we don't stop
using them that we're
Gonna change the species
Over plastic like go it'll change what it means to be a male human
Because it won't be like a male human used to be before plastics
It's crazy
If that really imagine if it's like unavoidable, you can't get it out of humans
and it's just gonna keep
feminizing males and and turning their taints into smaller and smaller little
patches of land
Well, then finally we it doesn't matter, you know, we could have guys and girls
play the same sports together, right?
One day
Maybe that's where we're headed. Yeah, maybe it's already started.