Name: Redban Tries Jujimufu's Smelling Salts
Uploaded: 2022-07-07T17:44:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Redban Tries Jujimufu's Smelling Salts' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Redban Tries Jujimufu's Smelling Salts' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-07. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
You giving people smelling salts, you need to do that to every single guest.
Do you want to try it? Yeah, you need to try it.
It's just ammonia, right?
We have it over there, Jamie? Jamie's got it.
It's just ammonia, right? Is it just super ammonia?
Oh, well, it's uh, you know who Juju Mufu is?
Yeah, the fight...
No, he's like a power lifter dude. He's fucking uber jacked.
He does it before he works out.
Yeah, and it's his company.
And I think it's called "ah" or something like that.
Something crazy like that.
It's so ridiculous.
Like, you're not going to believe how ridiculous it is.
Like, you take a sniff and you're like, what?
I'm just kind of scared, dude.
How the fuck are you selling this?
I'm kind of scared about it.
But everybody who tries it gets shocked.
I know.
I guess what they do is they do the smelling salts
to jack up their central nervous system and then they lift.
Let me start my heart rate monitor.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get that heart rate monitor going.
Okay, here we go.
Heart rate monitor.
It's on.
It's on?
Yeah.
Okay.
What's it showing now?
Hold on.
It's measuring.
98.
Okay, let's calm down.
Okay.
You're a little high right now.
98's a little high.
I know you're anticipating this, but I want a real good reaction.
I want a real one.
I want an elevated heart rate to begin with.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm going to hand it to you.
Screw it on.
Oh, God.
I'm so scared, dude.
Unscrew it.
Unscrew it yourself.
I'm scared.
And then take a nice, big, deep whiff and don't be a pussy.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Right?
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Marshall's up.
Marshall's checking in on you.
Look how sweet he is.
I'm okay, Marshall.
Look how sweet he is.
Okay, thank you.
Here we go.
Is it not bothering you?
It's wrong.
It wasn't as strong as I thought it was going to be.
It's not as strong anymore.
Is it weakening?
Yeah, 100%.
I'll have to test it.
100%.
You got lucky, bitch.
You got lucky.
It still got me.
I think we have another one we never wrote.
I think it has to be unopened.
Try it.
Marshall's freaking out.
It still got me.
No, it ain't that bad, man.
It ain't that bad.
Right?
Yeah, it's not.
Not nearly.
Something happened.
Yeah, not nearly.
Not nearly.
Okay.
Yeah, you wouldn't be able to.
No, no, no.
Dude, that reaction you had to that.
Buckle up, son.
I took a big hit.
Buckle up.
We're going to get the other one.
Two seconds.
Let me see if we can find out.
It must dry out or something.
That makes sense.
I mean, how long could that possibly last?
That's still pretty nasty.
It's fucking insane.
What is that?
I've smelled that before.
Imagine what it's like to him.
Oh, he probably smells it right now.
He's probably like, "What the fuck are you doing at me here?"
He's looking at the door.
Oh, now he's licking himself.
He's licking his dick.
Constantly.
Hey, get out of there, sir.
Oh.
Yeah, that ain't shit.
But when you get the new one, hopefully they can find the new one.
So what's the difference between that and the cracker?
I think it's the same shit.
Same thing?
No, no, no.
Well, there's poppers.
Poppers.
Which is amyl nitrate.
How dare you?
I mean, that's what they do.
You go to West Hollywood.
I think straight people have done it too.
Oh, really?
But yeah, I think gay people do it primarily.
So that's the same thing as poppers is that?
Yeah.
Oh.
That was a big party drug in the gay community that a lot of people were attributing
to diminishing
people's immune systems and wrecking your body and causing brain damage.
It's really fucking bad for you.
When Jamie comes back, we'll Google like the health effects of poppers of amyl
nitrate.
It's really, really bad for you.
But that's not this stuff.
This stuff is like the stuff they use to wake people up when they've been
knocked out.
Right.
Smelling sauce.
It's like pneumonia.
It's like a strong pneumonia smell.
Like what you just got, it ain't shit.
Jesus.
It ain't shit.
Wait till you get a full whip.
God, I hope that we're not building up something that doesn't exist anymore.
Because if somebody took it, these things are just laying around here sometimes.
You need to have it every single guest.
Just have it there.
Hey, you want to try one?
Nah.
Scientists and shit?
That would be so rude.
Yes, yes.
No, I don't want to fuck with them.
You don't want nothing?
I don't know.
If we have one, I don't know where it's at.
Oh.
To be continued.
To be continued.
On the next time Red Band is here, we will have procured a solid supply of such
items.