Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1843 - Paul VIrzi
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1843 - Paul VIrzi' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-13. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1843 - Paul VIrzi

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what the fuck tell me the UFO story all right um well first I'm gonna tell you
about my dad
real quick my dad is Sicilian to the fuck he born and raised Bronx okay grew up
in the 1960s in the
Bronx always has to dress nice you know very materialistic a man needs a watch
a man needs
shoes okay me and my brother were in the car one time my father would do this
shit we were young
he shouldn't have but he would be like he'd be like look at that you see that
that's a fucking
disgrace he'd be like that's a man in a Honda and he'd be like there's kids in
that fucking car
like like that 1982 Jaguar XJ6 black white leather dressed to the nines you
know everybody's crazy
but him fuck them they're crazy fucking great so tells me and my brother a
story to this day the
story's not changing he told me he wished he never saw what he saw 1973 my
mother is pregnant with my
older brother Christian uh he's five years older than me okay so she's pregnant
with him they're
outside in Yonkers there's a little grass lot and my aunt grandmother and
mother are out there and
they're screaming Tommy you got to come out here you got to come out here so
the way my father tells
the story he goes I'm watching TV what the fuck you know I don't want to be
bothered because I go
outside and he said Paul he said sitting where I could throw a rock or shoot my
gun at it
there is a fucking and the way he said flying saucer which is fucking hilarious
it's a fucking flying
saucer he said it's got a blue tint around it little portholes but you could
barely see quiet
quiet as can be and he said they were all and he said the time was weird the
time of night was weird
it was like that weird time where the sun's going down you don't know he said
the timing of it was weird
and he said his time perception during it was was very something was off with
the time and he said
he thought he said holy shit I could fucking shoot my gun at this thing but
then he goes he goes then
I freaked out because I don't know if this thing's reading my fucking mind so I
went inside because
he thought that it might have been so he went inside he looked again he went
outside they looked at it
they were stunned and he said and like that it turned into a dot in the sky he
said like that it
turned into a star like that and he says to this day exactly the same thing he
goes Paul I always used
to think those people were fucking nuts he goes all those people I thought they
were fucking hillbillies
somewhere in the Midwest just trying to get attention he goes I know what the
fuck I saw and he goes and I
wish I didn't see it because I still dream about it and I know what the fuck I
saw and I know it wasn't
that's 100% true what year was this 1973 73 and then I googled 1973 Yonkers and
many people saw something
but it was right above them look at this man says 1973 UFO incident turned life
upside down
wow I'm not surprised no that thing it probably looked just like that that one
right there that's
what that yes yeah he had when it's funny because when he describes it it looks
like that like in my
mind that's what he said it looked like and that's what I always thought about
that right there but he
said that it was gone and like he said he couldn't believe he said my and my
mother's very like
religious so the other day we had a party and somebody might have actually been
Giannis he goes
like you know I gotta I've gotta find out can I talk and she goes I saw that
she goes I she goes
Giannis I saw that we we saw that that thing just disappeared my father said if
he had a picture in
1973 of where it was nobody would ever had a picture like that because I've
been a fucking millionaire yeah he
said nobody it was right there he said he said you could have maybe not thrown
something but shoots
shoot at it wow yeah man well that thing right there is a copy by this guy
designs by Perry the E and Perry
is a three on Instagram and he he recreated that thing that's a recreation of
what Bob Lazar allegedly worked
on in area s4 yeah and that's exactly how he described it he said this thing
was running on something called element 115
element 115 is apparently some element that was just theoretical until like the
the early 2000s I think it was like 2013 or something like that they recreated
in a large hadron collider
but before in a particle collider but before that he was saying that these
people had he was talking about this in 1989 that these people who were working
on this thing trying to back engineer it they described it as being some sort
there's some sort of an engine
that works off of this element and that what it does is it bends gravity so
instead of instead of like a rocket where fire comes out the back and it pushes
the rocket forward right this thing bends space and time so it bends gravity
and pushes it through yeah that's why it's totally silent the thing is it's
like sounds crazy but all these things that these pilots have seen that they
describe having no heat signature no visible means of propulsion
they all move in that same way yeah exactly how your dad described yeah and I
didn't know that the bending gravity was why it was silent but everybody that I
know says they see one says silent yeah there's never noise like any sort of
engine which is wild it is pretty wild but I mean you know everybody's like we're
seeing shit but if one person saw it if they only came down for like a half
hour or an hour you know a few people saw it then it took off and never came
back again
those people would be confused like your dad probably for the rest of their
lives just thinking about it yeah and he's he's so detailed every single time
and he says he goes
he goes what I don't like about seeing it was I knew that I was seeing
something that was just unexplained and not from here and it's and I know it's
out there and he's just fucked up by it you know
he's I would imagine what do you think they're doing probably making sure we
don't blow ourselves up probably when every civilization I think there's
probably a bunch of different kinds of life forms in space right like millions
of different times but I think they must know that we operate off of biological
needs like we have a biological need to procreate a biological need to protect
our village and to protect our stuff
and so we're warring still okay yet we're moving this technological age of
sophistication where we have nuclear bombs and video that travels on your phone
to the other side of the world and a half a second and all the wild shit that
we can do now that makes it very complex for us to manage both our primate
instincts and the responsibility of having incredible power so they're probably
like just let's just fucking keep an eye on these assholes what why would they
care though?
because they don't want us to blow ourselves up think about how many billions
of years it took for us to become what we are right you go from the single celled
organism right to what a human being is now that is a long road to for us to
just knock the dominoes over
because some guy has a hard-on right it's Putin right like if Putin just like
fuck you and he just fucking nukes Ukraine and then we nuke him and then China
nukes us and yeah you know that kind of shit is a real possibility and I if I
was an alien I was like look they're so close to getting it right they're so
close to getting it together yeah that that could be
yeah dude I don't know I'd tell you what if I saw it it would fuck me up what
do you think it is what do you think they're doing if that's real let's just
assume that this isn't just a mass hallucination yeah what do you what do you
think it is?
uh I think they're just curious man I think they're just watching and I think I
don't know I I would say I don't know that they care I wouldn't think that they
would care but I think they're just watching us but what if this I always
thought about this what if they created us?
like where their ant farm yeah and thought of that too you know like like one
of them like fucked something down and just started something yeah you know
what if they took like a chimpanzee or they took something that was here first
fucked it and was like let's look at this thing grow and then they're just
looking and they're showing up and they're that's one of the things Bob Lazar
said
he said he said yeah he said that one of their um uh there's there was a bunch
of briefings that they had and a bunch of documents and one of the documents
they talked about how human beings are some sort of a product of accelerated
evolution
like they they took us which kind of makes sense that we're so different than
all the other primates you see all the other primates they're all still kind of
stuck in this weird sort of I mean we know that there were bipedal primates
that don't exist anymore
like um have you ever heard of the the the hobbit people no other not other
than the movie not the movie yeah yeah there's a an animal it's like a human it's
called homo uh floresesis floresesis i think that's how you say it um from the
island of flores
and they're these tiny people that were like different than they're not homo
sapiens but they were like in the humanoid category and they were three feet
tall they used tools
and they think they might have even uh like had conflicts with people where
they're like what the fuck yeah those are real real creatures
but there's not just one of them like this is this is a fact right this this
animal this uh this hobbit person they didn't find out about this until
i don't want to say it was like two thousands somewhere in the two thousands
they discovered it
when did they discover it is that what it says
well they discovered 2003 2003 they discussed so up until 2003 they didn't even
know this was a thing
and they know that these creatures lived alongside human beings
they know that the i think the fossils they found were as recent as somewhere
in the neighborhood of 10 000 years ago
so somewhere around 10 000 years ago there was a creature that was like a tiny
human like like
had hands like a human face like a human but it was three feet tall covered in
hair
yeah used tools and lived alongside people but not human not human wow not
human yeah wow but so there's that one right
and then there's some other ones like uh gigantopithecus which is what they
think bigfoot was that's a
a giant eight foot tall bipedal hominid that existed that's like in the orangutan
family
oh okay yeah they think that that existed so there's a bunch of different primates
but the bottom line is
all of them even this one that has tools and it's they're they're covered in
hair they're all
fucking muscular and weird looking they're not like us no we're fucking strange
yeah yeah we've
you know what's funny about the the thing that my father saw is he didn't want
to tell people
oh i'm sure so he he was my father was before my parents got divorced he was a
big wig at aig in
manhattan he was like third guy third or fourth guy at aig and the top guy was
having a huge barbecue
at his place in long island and he invites my father come out so my mother's
there and my father doesn't
tell anybody about the ufo and he goes then your fucking mother yells across
the barbecue hey tommy
tell everybody about the flying saucer we saw and he goes nah she i don't know
she's drinking
and he goes what the fuck are you because he didn't want because especially
1973 right
even in the 80s and not early 90s it was like uh today today yeah you bring up
today you saw a ufo
like oh verzi saw a ufo but at least you have commercial airline pilots going
hey we see
some right now yeah that's going doing some that these things shouldn't do yeah
exactly you know but
but yeah 1973 my mother yelled it out and he was like you're you know he
freaked out about it you
know he was like you can't tell my boss yeah get tom verzi in here we got he'