Name: Paul Virzi's Dad Spotted a UFO in 1973
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paul Virzi's Dad Spotted a UFO in 1973' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Paul Virzi's Dad Spotted a UFO in 1973' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-13. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience tell me the UFO story all right well first I'm gonna
tell you about my dad real quick my dad is Sicilian to the fuck he born and
raised Bronx okay grew up in the 1960s in the Bronx always has to dress nice
you know very materialistic a man needs a watch a man needs shoes okay me and
my
brother were in the car one time my father would do this shit we were young he
shouldn't have but he would be like look at that you see that that's a fucking
disgrace he'd be like that's a man in a Honda and he'd get this kids in that
fucking car like it's like that 1982 Jaguar XJ6 black white leather dressed to
the nines you know everybody's crazy but him fucking crazy fucking great so
tells
me and my brother a story to this day the story is not changing he told me he
which he never saw what he saw 1973 my mother is pregnant with my older brother
Christian he's five years older than me okay so she's pregnant with him they're
outside in Yonkers there's a little grass lot and my aunt grandmother and
mother
are out there and they're screaming Tommy you got to come out here you got to
come
out here so the way my father tells the story he goes I'm watching TV what the
fuck you know I don't want to be bothered because I go outside and he said Paul
he
said sitting where I could throw a rock or shoot my gun at it there is a
fucking and
the way he said flying saucer which is fucking hilarious it's a fucking flying
saucer he said
it's got a blue tint around it little portholes but you could barely see quiet
quiet as can be and he
said they were all and he said the time was weird the time of night was weird
it was like
that weird time where the Sun's going down you don't know he said the timing of
it
was weird and he said his time perception during it was was very something was
off
with the time and he said he thought he said holy shit I could fucking shoot my
gun at this thing but then he goes he was then I freaked out because I don't
know if
this thing's reading my fucking mind so I went inside because he thought that
it
might have been so he went inside he looked again he went outside they looked
at it they
were stunned and he said it like that it turned into a dot in the sky he said
like
that it turned into a star like that and he says to this day exactly the same
thing
he goes Paul I always used to think those people were fucking nuts he was all
those
people I thought they were fucking hillbillies somewhere in the Midwest just
trying to get attention he goes I know what the fuck I saw and he goes and I
wish I didn't see it because I still dream about it and I know what the fuck I
saw
and I know it wasn't from here that's 100% true what year was this 1973 73 and
then I googled 1973 Yonkers and many people saw something but it was right
above them look at this man says 1973 UFO incident turned life upside down wow
I'm
not surprised no that thing it probably looked just like that that one right
there that's what that yes yeah yeah when it's funny because when he describes
it
it looks like that like in my mind that's what he said it looked like and
that's what I always thought about that right there but he said that it was
gone
in like he said he couldn't believe he said my mother's very like religious so
the other day we had a party and somebody might have actually been Giannis he
was like you know I gotta I've gotta find out can I talk anything she goes I
saw
that she goes I saw I saw that we saw that that thing just disappeared my
father said if he had a picture in 1973 of where it was nobody would ever had a
picture like that because I've been a fucking millionaire yeah he said nobody
it was right there he said he said you could have maybe not throwing something
but shoots shoot at it Wow yeah man well that thing right there is a copy by
this
guy designs by Perry the E and Perry is a three on Instagram and he he recreated
that
thing that's a recreation of what Bob Lazar allegedly worked on in area s4 yeah
and
that's exactly how he described it he said this thing was running on something
called element 115 element 115 is apparently some element that was just
theoretical until like the the early 2000s I think it was like 2013 or
something like that they recreated in a large hadron collider but before in a
particle collider but before that he was saying that these people had he was
talking about this in 1989 that these people who were working on this thing
trying to back engineer it they described it as being some sort there's some
sort of an
engine that works off of this element and that what it does is it bends gravity
so
instead of instead of like a rocket where fire comes out the back and it pushes
the
rocket forward right this thing bends space and time so it bends gravity and
pushes it through yeah
that's why it's totally silent the thing is it's like sounds crazy but all
these things that these
pilots have seen that they describe having no heat signature no visible means
of propulsion they
all move in that same way yeah exactly how your dad described yeah and I didn't
know that the
bending gravity was why it was silent but everybody that I know says they see
one says
silent yeah there's never noise like any sort of engine which is wild it is
pretty
wild but I mean you know everybody's like well I ain't seen shit but if one
person saw it if they
only came down for like a half hour or an hour you know a few people saw it
then it took off and
never came back again those people would be confused like your dad probably for
the rest of their lives
just thinking about it yeah and he's he's so detailed every single time and he
says he goes
he goes what I don't like about seeing it was I knew that I was seeing
something that was just
unexplained and not from here and it's and I know it's out there and he's just
fucked up by it you
know I would imagine what do you think they're doing probably making sure we
don't blow ourselves up
probably when every civilization I think there's probably a bunch of different
kinds of life forms in
space right like millions of different times but I think they must know that we
operate off of
biological needs like we have a biological need to procreate biological need to
protect our village
and to protect our stuff and so we're warring still okay yet we're moving this
technological age
of sophistication where we have nuclear bombs and video that travels on your
phone to the other side
of the world and a half a second and all the wild shit that we can do now that
makes it very complex for us to manage
both our primate instincts right and the responsibility of having incredible
power so they're probably like just let's just fucking
keep an eye on these assholes what why would they care because they don't want
us to blow
ourselves up think about how many billions of years it took for us to become
what we are right you go from the single celled organism right what a human
being is
now that is a long road to for us to just knock the dominoes over
because some guy has a hard-on right that's putin right
like if putin just like fuck you and he just fucking nukes ukraine and then we
nuke him and then china nukes us
and yeah you know that kind of shit is a real possibility and i if i was an
alien i was like look they're so close to getting it right they're so close to
getting it
together yeah that that could be that yeah dude i don't know i'd tell you what
if i saw it it would fuck me up what do you think it is what do you think they're
doing if that's real let's just assume that this isn't just a mass
hallucination yeah what do you what do you think it is uh i think they're just
curious man i think
they're just watching and i think i don't know i i would say i don't know that
they care i wouldn't
think that they would care but i think they're just watching us but what if
this i always thought about
this what if they created us like where their ant farm yeah and thought of that
too you know like
like one of them like fucked something down and just started something yeah you
know what if they
took like a chimpanzee or they took something that was here first it and was
like let's look at this
thing grow and then they're just looking and they're showing up and they're
that's one of the things
bob lazar said he said yeah he said that one of their um uh there's there was a
bunch of briefings
that they had in a bunch of documents and one of the documents they talked
about how human beings are
some sort of a product of accelerated evolution