Name: The Crazy Things Fans Have Done at Tom Segura's Shows
Uploaded: 2022-07-14T17:19:04.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Crazy Things Fans Have Done at Tom Segura's Shows' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Crazy Things Fans Have Done at Tom Segura's Shows' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-14. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- Dude, you know what I just had,
had it happen at the show that, I don't know,
I mean, this is so crazy that this happened at a show.
I'm in Baltimore, and doing a great venue there,
I think The Lyric, and it's probably 30 minutes
into the show, and somebody says something,
you know, and it's a theater,
I don't know, there's 2,500 or some people at the show,
so, but somebody says something on like a pause, right?
So everybody hears it, sometimes you navigate
whether to deal with something or not,
and the bigger the rooms get, you know, you ignore things.
This person says it like, why is Burt fat or something like,
because he eats too much, I don't fucking know, right?
But my response made other people go,
oh, this is when we can, right?
- Oh, no, I've had that happen.
- Right, so they start going, they start saying other things,
like podcast jokes or, you know, bikes and like shit
from like other standup shows, and I'm like, okay.
And then at one point, it happens, you know,
like 10 people in a row.
I go, do you guys, do you wanna keep doing the show?
Or do you want me to not do this?
And they're all like, yeah, do the show.
And when I say that, another guy jumps in from the balcony
with another comment, you know?
Like, do you like Old Bay on your crab or something like that?
And I go, I hope you die in a house fire
or something like aggressive and rude.
And people laugh and I, you know, I just,
and then I turn back and I do, I just continue with the show.
But moments after that, you know, when you can,
you don't even hear something, you feel commotion, right?
It's like an energy, you're like, so I'm up there
and I'm moving on and I'm like, what is that?
But I don't say it, I just,
'cause I just got through dealing with chaos.
But I feel it and I look up there
and I'm just like, whatever.
And it kind of dies down after a moment
and I just keep doing the show.
So I get off stage, I see Dave Oaken, who you met,
my tour manager, who's at the party.
And he's like, you're not gonna believe what happened.
I go, where?
He goes, up in the balcony.
I go, oh yeah, I sensed that something was going on there.
He goes, a guy pulled his dick out
and started pissing on people in the audience.
And I'm like, what?
What?
He goes, yeah, but you know,
what we learn is that he was aiming for somebody,
but sprayed a bunch of other people.
And the reason we know this
is that one of the people that got some collateral damage
is a friend of another guy I worked with on the tour, Keir.
So he's like, yeah, my friend was sitting in that section
and he goes, I see this guy pull his dick out, right?
And what we learn is, remember the guy that said the thing,
and I'm like, I hope you die in a house fire?
- Yeah.
- The guy behind him was like, you don't fuck with Tom's show.
So he's on my side.
He's like, I got Tom's back, and it starts to piss on him,
and that ends up pissing on a bunch of people.
And I go, wait, what did you do?
He goes, well, we all were like,
get this guy the fuck out of here.
So then security comes over.
That's the commotion.
It was like people were trying to get security.
They thought that the guy who got pissed on was the culprit.
So they go to grab him.
And he's like, I just got pissed on.
Go get that guy.
But it takes them a second to figure it out.
And meanwhile, he gets out.
And as he gets up to the upper balcony exit area,
he runs, and he sprints outside, and they don't catch him.
The pisser got free.
The pisser got free, yeah.
But he's on your side.
He's on my team.
He probably just had to really pee bad.
And he's like, you know what?
I got a fucking idea.
I'll get the heckler.
Yeah, I'll just pee on the heckler,
because I have to pee anyway.
Because if he's getting it everywhere,
that's a heavy stream.
That is a heavy stream, yeah.
He's just spraying.
Yeah.
I was at one of the Boston venues,
and they told me after the show, they're like,
sometimes they'll tell me, you know,
we had three ejections or 12.
It's like, you know, they'll tell me that after the show.
Like, yeah, we had to eject the guy from the upper balcony.
He just, like, squatted forward and pissed on the floor.
So he didn't want to get up.
So they're like, everybody's like, what is this?
And then everyone's like, it's this guy
who's pissing in the seat.
Jesus Christ, people are fucking animals.
They're animals, yeah.
Oh my God, that's so crazy.
One other venue, they said that a guy went,
he left the aisle and then just went to the corner.
Like, just pissed in the corner of the theater.
And they're like, what are you doing?
He just didn't, he was like,
I don't want to go out and miss the show.
So crazy.