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The Joe Rogan experience.
That's the other thing that Bob said that I thought was really fascinating was
that there was some documentation that they were showing him that claimed that
we are the product of accelerated evolution.
He was showing a lot of shit and he doesn't like talking about it because he
doesn't know if it's just total fucking nonsense.
Right.
You know, he is sure that they showed him shit just to see if he'd fucking say
crazy shit.
Right, see if he'd talk.
All he, all he cares about is the, is what he saw, what he knows is real.
But if you do just talk with him privately, they did show him, you know, a
photograph of an autopsy of a being with a singular organ.
They told him that, yeah, the human genome had been altered, you know, just all
sorts of crazy shit.
And he just has no idea if it's true or if it's.
God, the whole thing is so, it's so wild.
I just wish, you know, if Bob's lying, my God, what a great liar.
He's amazing at it.
Right.
And he's been telling the same lie for 30 plus years.
And then there's elements of it that, how would he know that?
Like, how would he know about element 115?
I mean, element 115, when he was talking about it, was theoretical.
Yeah, he got lucky.
He's the luckiest guy.
He always chooses shit that ends up being fucking right.
I know.
You know, gravity waves and like, you know, how these crap are, like, look, man.
Explain the element 115 to people because people who don't know what we're
talking about that haven't seen the documentary or haven't seen the podcast we
did together.
So, so the way Bob understood it was that there's, he was working on power and
propulsion, right?
So, of one of these, we call them flying saucers, you know, fucking alien
vehicle.
That looked like this one.
Exactly.
Right here from Design Bill Perry.
Yeah.
The one sitting on the desk.
You know, even like aerospace, people are like, well, if, if, you know, it's
the most ingenious thing is the way he described it, powered.
You know, people are impressed by it.
I'm like, maybe that's just what he saw.
But anyway, so the 115 was the power source, he said.
And basically, you know, you put it in and it, it releases antimatter and
creates a gravity propulsion, a gravity, a gravitational field.
And then you had a directional, three directional emitters.
Look, that's how they think these things operate.
Traveling faster than the speed of sound with no sonic boom, all, you know,
trans medium, all domain.
These things seem to defy typical propulsion.
It's not outside of the realm of what we understand.
It's outside of the realm of what we can replicate now.
One day we might catch up.
And this element 115 that Bob talked about powering this spaceship was only
theoretical back in the late 1980s when he first started discussing it.
Right.
We hadn't synthesized it yet.
Right.
Well, it wasn't a synthesizing.
It was, uh, it was created by a particle accelerator, right?
Exactly.
It was really, it was detected.
Because it was, I think it was like.
But we smashed.
Right.
So we kind of synthesized it in that we smashed particles together.
Okay.
And then we're like, oh, for like a second, there it was.
Yeah.
I think it's a fraction of a second.
Yeah.
And Bob always said that if he's right, if it was 115, that's how he understood
it to be.
If he's right, then we will someday, you know, be able to make a nominal amount
of it that will be stable.
That's, you know, what he says.
You got another one of those?
Yeah, you want one?
Yeah, I'll try one.
All right.
Here we go.
Thanks, man.
Nice.
Yeah, the whole thing is just so interesting, man.
It never ends.
Yeah.
It never ends.
It is interesting.
I just like.
Until something actually happens.
And my thought is like, when something actually happens, how will people handle
it?
UFO whistleblower could get immunity under new amendment.
So this is what you were talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
And I mean, the thing is, I know some of the people doing this, and they're
like, you
know, they want some nominations, man.
You know, who should talk to them?
Well, you got your own fucking logo on it.
There you go, buddy.
Thanks, brother.
Yeah, these are Foundation Cigar, JRE cigars.
They're good.
Shout out to my friend Nick from Foundation Cigars, too.
He hooked me up with that cabinet.
Got a full humidor up in this bitch now.
Wow.
Thank you.
So, this element 115.
Yeah.
This is proven by a particle accelerator.
And Bob Lazar's claim was that they had a stable amount of this element 115
that had come
from this other place.
And did they know where this other place was, where this element 115 supposedly
had come from,
another planet?
Yeah.
I mean, again, this is like what he was told.
So, he's kind of allergic to, but, you know, he said that the documents said Zeta
Reticuli,
like, you know, I guess a binary star system or something.
That's what were in the documents.
Now, if that's true or not.
Look, remember, he thought it was the U.S.
He thought this vehicle was ours.
Right.
And then he, until he walked inside of it.
That's his whole thing.
It blew him away.
You know, it's hard to buy what someone like Bob is telling you if you don't
know the person.
You see people in their lives, man.
Like, what do you, imagine being him and that actually happening to you and
then you having
to go back to reality.
Right.
And tell people or not tell people, just live your life and have the burden of
this information,
the burden of this thought.
Just turn upside down the other way.
There you go.
Flip the top.
I think I flip the top.
There you go.
And then pull down.
I mean, the burden of that kind of information, when even discussing it, you
seem like such a
psycho, you know?
Yeah.
Most people almost instantaneously, other than a real journalist like George Knapp,
most people
are going to think you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah.
They just dismiss you.
Yeah.
Why would you, why would you even do it?
Like, what would be your motivation?
What would you get out of that?
Well, his motivation was he was seriously worried that they were going to take
him out.
Yeah.
Because he knew so much and they had cut off of his, for folks who don't know
the whole
story, just give you a brief synopsis.
What happened was Bob allegedly was working on back engineering these aircrafts,
these vehicles,
these spaceships.
And in doing so, you have to have a very high level of clearance.
Well, with that high level of clearance comes complete government surveillance.
So they monitor your phone calls, monitor everything.
Turns out Bob's wife is having an affair.
So they don't tell Bob that his wife's having an affair, but they cut off his
job.
They're like, you're too, you did too much of a potential to be emotionally
unstable.
We can't have you working on these top secret, super sensitive things.
Yeah, it's logical.
Yeah.
While your life is probably going to fall apart.
He's about to find out some bad shit.
Yeah.
So he doesn't know this.
And so he's, they don't give him any information.
So he freaks out.
And so he starts telling his friends and he's like, come with me.
I'll show you the launch.
I'm not lying.
People forget that.
Yes.
He, he went out and he showed people a craft that didn't look like any normal
craft come
up right when he said it would over a base that wasn't even known then really
well and a sub
base, an area, not area 51 proper.
He, again, he's the luckiest motherfucker in the world.
He did it three weekends in a row till he got caught.
Right.
So it's just like, man, every time you try to call bullshit on him, I tried so
hard on
so many things.
People think I'm just some fucking believer.
I'm not, bro.
The only thing that people have ever called bullshit on him is that he said he
might've
seen an actual alien, but he said, well, he was walking.
He was walking down a hallway and looked through one of those little tiny
windows that's in
a door, you know, those little tiny, like a 12 inch square windows.
And he peered in it quickly as he was walking by.
And it seemed like there was a small thing that was sitting on a chair and
there's people
standing over it, but he doesn't know if it was a doll.
He doesn't know if it was.
And so in his mind, he's like, fuck, did I see an alien?
Like what the fuck?
But he can't go back.
That's not like everything's.
If you work on top secret stuff, apparently everything's very compartmentalized.
Like the people that work on metallurgy don't have access to the people that
work on propulsion
that don't have access to the people that if there is a biological entity that
they examine
it.
Which frustrated the fuck at him, right?
Because he said that's not how you do science.
It's not how you do science.
Right.
And he says, I wasn't the most qualified person to be there.
Maybe they hired me because they could easily dismiss me.
You know, he's like, why didn't we have better people on this?
You know, people that were more.
So he was really frustrated.
And he said to me, like, he thought it was a crime against the scientific
community.
You know, if they have this stuff, like he says, you know, he says it was a
crime.
And, you know, he talks about that thing through the window.
He's so funny about it.
You know, I sat him down for long, you know, many sessions, long, really trying
to get out
of him, get it out of him.
Yeah.
He goes, you know, Jeremy, I think they were just obsessed with measurements.
I go, what do you mean?
And he's like, well, look, there was somebody in, something in a chair, but it
was small.
Maybe they were trying to just measure it to see if it would fit in a craft.
So that's how he kind of gets around.
Like, did he see something or not?
He doesn't know.
Like, it could have been a doll that they constructed that was roughly the same
height
as these things were.
He just doesn't want to go there, right?
And so these creatures that were in this vehicle, if there were creatures in
this vehicle.
There were three seats.
Yeah.
And he estimated they had to be how big?
Your typical, like, what you'd think of as like a little gray alien man, three,
four feet.
Right.
He said they looked like they were made for children.
Hmm.
The seats.
Yeah.
And so, look, and every time I try to be like, dismiss Bob myself, there's
something
that creeps in my mind.
I'm like, hold on, hold on.
Like, I find out that he was telling the truth.
Like, recently I had it verified that, you know, he did work at Air 51.
Like, I know I had a guy.
I found the guy after 30 years that wouldn't, he wouldn't talk with George, the
guy that
did a security clearance.
Mm-hmm.
I found him.
I talked to him multiple times about this.
And he did clearance for Bob for the test site.
But even more recently, from people that have position to access that
information, it was
confirmed.
I just want you to know, he worked out there.
Now, I have people that were out there that saw him on a Janet flight.
Bob worked out there.
And a Janet flight is those unmarked planes that would leave from the Vegas
airport and
head into Area 51.
That's right.
And, you know, so here's the deal, man.
Like, it's the cumulative evidence about Bob that I, you know, as a friend of
his, like,
I, you know, I have no reason to doubt him.
And all the evidence tells me that it happened exactly like he said.
And he's explaining it to the best of his ability.
And to his own detriment, actually, before coming on your show, man, he's
probably the
most hated dude.
For some reason, people go crazy about him.
They either love him or hate him.
I think your documentary turned a lot of people's opinions about him as well.
Thank you, brother.
But then having him on, I mean, some people still call bullshit.
They think, like, his migraines were convenient.
Oh, come on.
You saw, yeah, you saw that.
But he was having him.
Are you kidding?
He was having him in the green room before we started going on.
He was very nervous about doing it.
Of course, man.
He'd been beat up his whole life about this shit.
Also, I gave him McDonald's before.
I think his wife was super pissed at me.
And I was like, you're going to give him a salad.
No, he gets really, like, crushing migraines.
But, you know, people that are going to call bullshit on that, we're talking
about
fucking UFOs.
If you're going to call bullshit on a migraine, what are you even listening for?
I didn't feel like it was bullshit.
It wasn't bullshit.
I felt like the whole thing was, it was uncomfortable for him, for sure.
But it didn't seem like he was lying.
But, you know, look, some people that are really good at liars.
But usually when you're really good at lying, you lie about a lot of stuff.
Yeah, that's the thing.
There's a consistency in people's lives.
And the deeper I got in, chilling with his mom, chilling with his family,
chilling with
friends that have known him forever, new friends, every single person.
And he doesn't talk to him about UFOs, by the way.
Like all that.
He never talks about that.
Just normal life situations.
The one thing they all said to me, Bob wouldn't waste his fucking time with
making up a story.
And he'd probably make up a better one.
That in the rest, he would.
And Bob always says that.
He goes, man, I wish I could fill the voids for people.
He goes, it's a horrible fucking story.
But it happens to be what happened.
Right.
If I was making one up, he goes, man, I got some other cool ideas.
You know what I mean?
Right, of course.
Of course.
And also, it's like if you're a liar, you generally lie a lot.
Like liars don't just lie one time in their life.
And then you catch them.
They're inconsistent.
Like he was lying long before there was an internet.
I mean, excuse me.
He was telling the story long before there was an internet.
So if he was lying, like in the late 80s, like there would be inconsistencies
in his story.
Like he would forget how he said it.
He would fuck something up or.
Dude, the research I did for this, for the documentary, like I told him, you
got to give me full access
to your life, dude.
Like boxes, whatever.
Don't open them.
Let me get all your tapes, everything.
I was so shocked.
Like people, if they're trying to hide something, they're real careful around
you.
You know, that was not my experience.
But here's my other thing.
It's like, do we have to believe any one single person to understand that this
is.
No.
Yeah.
This is a real phenomenon.
No, but he's one of the more interesting cases because if he's telling the
truth, that
means that the government has been working on these things for decades and
decades and that
they have gotten this, they've gotten themselves in this pickle where they can't
publicly disclose
what they know and what they have access to because they've had all these
people work on
these things secretly and they sort of have a long history of hiding
information.
Right.

Jeremey Corbell Defends Bob Lazar's Story

The Joe Rogan experience.
That's the other thing that Bob said that I thought was really fascinating was
that there was some documentation that they were showing him that claimed that
we are the product of accelerated evolution.
He was showing a lot of shit and he doesn't like talking about it because he
doesn't know if it's just total fucking nonsense.
Right.
You know, he is sure that they showed him shit just to see if he'd fucking say
crazy shit.
Right, see if he'd talk.
All he, all he cares about is the, is what he saw, what he knows is real.
But if you do just talk with him privately, they did show him, you know, a
photograph of an autopsy of a being with a singular organ.
They told him that, yeah, the human genome had been altered, you know, just all
sorts of crazy shit.
And he just has no idea if it's true or if it's.
God, the whole thing is so, it's so wild.
I just wish, you know, if Bob's lying, my God, what a great liar.
He's amazing at it.
Right.
And he's been telling the same lie for 30 plus years.
And then there's elements of it that, how would he know that?
Like, how would he know about element 115?
I mean, element 115, when he was talking about it, was theoretical.
Yeah, he got lucky.
He's the luckiest guy.
He always chooses shit that ends up being fucking right.
I know.
You know, gravity waves and like, you know, how these crap are, like, look, man.
Explain the element 115 to people because people who don't know what we're
talking about that haven't seen the documentary or haven't seen the podcast we
did together.
So, so the way Bob understood it was that there's, he was working on power and
propulsion, right?
So, of one of these, we call them flying saucers, you know, fucking alien
vehicle.
That looked like this one.
Exactly.
Right here from Design Bill Perry.
Yeah.
The one sitting on the desk.
You know, even like aerospace, people are like, well, if, if, you know, it's
the most ingenious thing is the way he described it, powered.
You know, people are impressed by it.
I'm like, maybe that's just what he saw.
But anyway, so the 115 was the power source, he said.
And basically, you know, you put it in and it, it releases antimatter and
creates a gravity propulsion, a gravity, a gravitational field.
And then you had a directional, three directional emitters.
Look, that's how they think these things operate.
Traveling faster than the speed of sound with no sonic boom, all, you know,
trans medium, all domain.
These things seem to defy typical propulsion.
It's not outside of the realm of what we understand.
It's outside of the realm of what we can replicate now.
One day we might catch up.
And this element 115 that Bob talked about powering this spaceship was only
theoretical back in the late 1980s when he first started discussing it.
Right.
We hadn't synthesized it yet.
Right.
Well, it wasn't a synthesizing.
It was, uh, it was created by a particle accelerator, right?
Exactly.
It was really, it was detected.
Because it was, I think it was like.
But we smashed.
Right.
So we kind of synthesized it in that we smashed particles together.
Okay.
And then we're like, oh, for like a second, there it was.
Yeah.
I think it's a fraction of a second.
Yeah.
And Bob always said that if he's right, if it was 115, that's how he understood
it to be.
If he's right, then we will someday, you know, be able to make a nominal amount
of it that will be stable.
That's, you know, what he says.
You got another one of those?
Yeah, you want one?
Yeah, I'll try one.
All right.
Here we go.
Thanks, man.
Nice.
Yeah, the whole thing is just so interesting, man.
It never ends.
Yeah.
It never ends.
It is interesting.
I just like.
Until something actually happens.
And my thought is like, when something actually happens, how will people handle
it?
UFO whistleblower could get immunity under new amendment.
So this is what you were talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
And I mean, the thing is, I know some of the people doing this, and they're
like, you
know, they want some nominations, man.
You know, who should talk to them?
Well, you got your own fucking logo on it.
There you go, buddy.
Thanks, brother.
Yeah, these are Foundation Cigar, JRE cigars.
They're good.
Shout out to my friend Nick from Foundation Cigars, too.
He hooked me up with that cabinet.
Got a full humidor up in this bitch now.
Wow.
Thank you.
So, this element 115.
Yeah.
This is proven by a particle accelerator.
And Bob Lazar's claim was that they had a stable amount of this element 115
that had come
from this other place.
And did they know where this other place was, where this element 115 supposedly
had come from,
another planet?
Yeah.
I mean, again, this is like what he was told.
So, he's kind of allergic to, but, you know, he said that the documents said Zeta
Reticuli,
like, you know, I guess a binary star system or something.
That's what were in the documents.
Now, if that's true or not.
Look, remember, he thought it was the U.S.
He thought this vehicle was ours.
Right.
And then he, until he walked inside of it.
That's his whole thing.
It blew him away.
You know, it's hard to buy what someone like Bob is telling you if you don't
know the person.
You see people in their lives, man.
Like, what do you, imagine being him and that actually happening to you and
then you having
to go back to reality.
Right.
And tell people or not tell people, just live your life and have the burden of
this information,
the burden of this thought.
Just turn upside down the other way.
There you go.
Flip the top.
I think I flip the top.
There you go.
And then pull down.
I mean, the burden of that kind of information, when even discussing it, you
seem like such a
psycho, you know?
Yeah.
Most people almost instantaneously, other than a real journalist like George Knapp,
most people
are going to think you're out of your fucking mind.
Yeah.
They just dismiss you.
Yeah.
Why would you, why would you even do it?
Like, what would be your motivation?
What would you get out of that?
Well, his motivation was he was seriously worried that they were going to take
him out.
Yeah.
Because he knew so much and they had cut off of his, for folks who don't know
the whole
story, just give you a brief synopsis.
What happened was Bob allegedly was working on back engineering these aircrafts,
these vehicles,
these spaceships.
And in doing so, you have to have a very high level of clearance.
Well, with that high level of clearance comes complete government surveillance.
So they monitor your phone calls, monitor everything.
Turns out Bob's wife is having an affair.
So they don't tell Bob that his wife's having an affair, but they cut off his
job.
They're like, you're too, you did too much of a potential to be emotionally
unstable.
We can't have you working on these top secret, super sensitive things.
Yeah, it's logical.
Yeah.
While your life is probably going to fall apart.
He's about to find out some bad shit.
Yeah.
So he doesn't know this.
And so he's, they don't give him any information.
So he freaks out.
And so he starts telling his friends and he's like, come with me.
I'll show you the launch.
I'm not lying.
People forget that.
Yes.
He, he went out and he showed people a craft that didn't look like any normal
craft come
up right when he said it would over a base that wasn't even known then really
well and a sub
base, an area, not area 51 proper.
He, again, he's the luckiest motherfucker in the world.
He did it three weekends in a row till he got caught.
Right.
So it's just like, man, every time you try to call bullshit on him, I tried so
hard on
so many things.
People think I'm just some fucking believer.
I'm not, bro.
The only thing that people have ever called bullshit on him is that he said he
might've
seen an actual alien, but he said, well, he was walking.
He was walking down a hallway and looked through one of those little tiny
windows that's in
a door, you know, those little tiny, like a 12 inch square windows.
And he peered in it quickly as he was walking by.
And it seemed like there was a small thing that was sitting on a chair and
there's people
standing over it, but he doesn't know if it was a doll.
He doesn't know if it was.
And so in his mind, he's like, fuck, did I see an alien?
Like what the fuck?
But he can't go back.
That's not like everything's.
If you work on top secret stuff, apparently everything's very compartmentalized.
Like the people that work on metallurgy don't have access to the people that
work on propulsion
that don't have access to the people that if there is a biological entity that
they examine
it.
Which frustrated the fuck at him, right?
Because he said that's not how you do science.
It's not how you do science.
Right.
And he says, I wasn't the most qualified person to be there.
Maybe they hired me because they could easily dismiss me.
You know, he's like, why didn't we have better people on this?
You know, people that were more.
So he was really frustrated.
And he said to me, like, he thought it was a crime against the scientific
community.
You know, if they have this stuff, like he says, you know, he says it was a
crime.
And, you know, he talks about that thing through the window.
He's so funny about it.
You know, I sat him down for long, you know, many sessions, long, really trying
to get out
of him, get it out of him.
Yeah.
He goes, you know, Jeremy, I think they were just obsessed with measurements.
I go, what do you mean?
And he's like, well, look, there was somebody in, something in a chair, but it
was small.
Maybe they were trying to just measure it to see if it would fit in a craft.
So that's how he kind of gets around.
Like, did he see something or not?
He doesn't know.
Like, it could have been a doll that they constructed that was roughly the same
height
as these things were.
He just doesn't want to go there, right?
And so these creatures that were in this vehicle, if there were creatures in
this vehicle.
There were three seats.
Yeah.
And he estimated they had to be how big?
Your typical, like, what you'd think of as like a little gray alien man, three,
four feet.
Right.
He said they looked like they were made for children.
Hmm.
The seats.
Yeah.
And so, look, and every time I try to be like, dismiss Bob myself, there's
something
that creeps in my mind.
I'm like, hold on, hold on.
Like, I find out that he was telling the truth.
Like, recently I had it verified that, you know, he did work at Air 51.
Like, I know I had a guy.
I found the guy after 30 years that wouldn't, he wouldn't talk with George, the
guy that
did a security clearance.
Mm-hmm.
I found him.
I talked to him multiple times about this.
And he did clearance for Bob for the test site.
But even more recently, from people that have position to access that
information, it was
confirmed.
I just want you to know, he worked out there.
Now, I have people that were out there that saw him on a Janet flight.
Bob worked out there.
And a Janet flight is those unmarked planes that would leave from the Vegas
airport and
head into Area 51.
That's right.
And, you know, so here's the deal, man.
Like, it's the cumulative evidence about Bob that I, you know, as a friend of
his, like,
I, you know, I have no reason to doubt him.
And all the evidence tells me that it happened exactly like he said.
And he's explaining it to the best of his ability.
And to his own detriment, actually, before coming on your show, man, he's
probably the
most hated dude.
For some reason, people go crazy about him.
They either love him or hate him.
I think your documentary turned a lot of people's opinions about him as well.
Thank you, brother.
But then having him on, I mean, some people still call bullshit.
They think, like, his migraines were convenient.
Oh, come on.
You saw, yeah, you saw that.
But he was having him.
Are you kidding?
He was having him in the green room before we started going on.
He was very nervous about doing it.
Of course, man.
He'd been beat up his whole life about this shit.
