Name: Will We See Aliens In Our Lifetime?
Uploaded: 2022-08-12T17:31:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will We See Aliens In Our Lifetime?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Will We See Aliens In Our Lifetime?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-12. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan Experience.
- But pumas are an established animal.
To have some cryptozoological creature like Bigfoot
that's undetected, but it's fun.
- It's fun.
- I wanna believe, but I don't really.
- Well, that's like in the ocean.
They find some big fish or some big whale,
like extra, and you're like,
I don't know, dude, we never knew it was down there.
- The compelling, there's two...
- Well, they think aliens could live in the ocean.
I mean, that's how much.
- That was Jeremy Corbell was talking about that
the other day, that they, you know,
it's hard to say what kind of information he's getting,
how accurate it is, but they're basically saying,
think about the movie Abyss,
where the aliens lived underwater.
He was like, that's probably what's going on.
- Yeah.
- That there's some sort of alien base underwater
or some meeting place where that's where they hide.
That's where they go to be undetected.
- Do you think you're gonna see it in your lifetime?
- Bigfoot or aliens?
Like, you know, where it's like, oh,
we have to talk to them now.
We have to interact with them.
- Well, there are, there's video that is impossible to ignore.
There's some things that are impossible to ignore.
And then there's eyewitness testimonies of people who are rock solid,
totally dependable, like fighter pilots who have seen some things.
Like, the best examples, this guy, Commander David Fravor, who was off the
coast of San Diego in 2004.
And this is corroborated by multiple points of data.
They had this tracking system that tracks things above Earth's atmosphere, and
they found this thing went from above 60,000 feet above sea level to 50 feet
above sea level in less than a second.
They have no idea how it's doing this.
They have no idea, there's no method of propulsion that's visible.
They've followed this thing, they locked onto it, it blocked their radar, it
blocked their tracking systems rather.
And then it jetted off at an impossible rate of speed.
And then the Nimitz relocated this thing at their cat point.
The cat point is where the fighter pilots, when they're doing this test, they're
doing this exercise, they were supposed to meet at this very specific point.
And that's where this thing had gone.
Like, this thing had read their, their manifest and knew, like, or read their,
or their plans and knew where they were going.
- What's well?
- That, that is way more compelling to me than Bigfoot.
The Bigfoot thing is just fun, but the alien thing is fun and likely.
There's something going on.
And I go back and forth, sometimes I think, maybe it's some sort of government
drone that's, like, so sophisticated, and they're, you know, they, it's totally
top secret, and if we ever go to war with China, that's when they're gonna
break it out.
And then sometimes I think, what they are is something that's monitoring us and
making sure we don't blow ourselves up.
Making sure that we, we make this journey from territorial apes with thermonuclear
weapons into some sort of an advanced intergalactic society.
And that there's a very crucial moment where the instincts of these tribal
people, which is all of us, all human beings, these tribal territorial people,
where you have to keep them from sabotaging any possible future progress by
blowing themselves up, by killing each other, by destroying the earth.
What if we talk to them, and then they, and then, when you say that, they go,
yeah, that was it.
Is that easy?
Like, not that easy, but like, you just go, is that it?
They go, yeah.
That's about it, yeah.
We're trying to keep you guys from blowing yourselves up.
This is like, but maybe that's, like, the natural thing that you see, like,
when civilizations advance, like, there's a very precarious moment where, like,
they have the capability of blowing themselves up, but the reason and the logic
to not do it, but they also have these instincts to control resources and take
over territories.
They still have those instincts, but they have to bypass that.
They have to figure out how to, and so that's when aliens start circling and
just keeping an eye on us.
Yeah.
Because this is that, that's the primary.
I mean, that's what you would hope, right, instead of, like, them attacking us.
Yes.
Because they didn't tell us.
I think if they were going to attack us, they would have already done it.
Like, if they really could do all those things, they could probably take out
our power grid pretty easy.
Apparently, they're, they, the stories are that they're able to shut down
nuclear launches and nuclear facilities and that they do that and they, they,
they hover over military bases and that they'll just shut everything down just
to let you know, hey, bitch, you know, I can just flip that switch.
Yeah.
Don't get too fucking squirrely out there, you weirdos.
That's so crazy.