Name: Shane Gillis on Visiting Mar-a-Lago
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis on Visiting Mar-a-Lago' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis on Visiting Mar-a-Lago' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. Have you guys seen Jamie Foxx as Trump? It's
incredible. I got tagged in that
9,000 times. It's the only Trump I've ever heard that's better than yours. Oh
Well black people are better at things. This is a challenge. It's really good.
Is it better? Jamie Foxx
He's a black guy black guys, they're okay pretty good
I can't read this. I'm not doing it. Dude some people are way better at the
conversational Trump
I can't do that like the what are you gonna do in 2024? Mr. Trump is it you
haven't announced you're running
I haven't announced it the crooked FBI. They went into my house. Not good. They
didn't find anything
Boy people are on the fence now. There's like pro and con anti-FBI people with
no information
No information is either pro or con. Here's my favorite part is the same people
so now the left keeps tweeting
Oh, now all the all of a sudden the right's anti-police
But then it's like the people on the right are all this they get to tweet. Oh
all of a sudden the left's pro police
Pro police yeah. They do this every single fucking time. They're the same
people
They do it every first time. They never wants to get ahead. They'd have no real
beliefs.
Anyone political fucking sucks. They do it every time. When Trump won they all
said the election's rigged
It's a rigged election and then when Trump won oh the election's rigged. Just
accept it. I mean it's crazy.
So yeah when Trump won the left was like
He was a Russian spy. Right.
This is bullshit. He shouldn't have won. That was Russian. When Biden won.
When Biden wins they're like shut up the results are in. Exactly.
And then the right's like this was bullshit. They're the same.
And then there's people like us just looking at all of them going like oh I
want to make fun of all of you. I do make fun of all of them.
You gotta stay in the middle and observe.
You guys are all hypocrites.
I agree with more people on the left than I do on the right on most things but
I still think they're the most ridiculous.
I like the most. I like the left to accept gay rights.
You're a little too liberal with that. Yeah.
Says the guy with the mustache.
I just shut the fuck up.
Mr. Trump how do you feel about gay rights?
I like it but they're going a little overboard with the dancing.
A lot of dancing. I don't know about that.
Trump, go on Matt and Shane's.
Please.
Would that be amazing?
What would Trump drink?
Get Trump on your show?
Trump doesn't drink dude.
At all.
You'd have chicken for him.
We'd get some McDonald's and amphetamines for the boy.
Imagine if that's the first time he drinks is on your show.
Heard about it. I'll try it.
Imagine his twitter drunk.
Mr. Trump.
His drunk twitter.
His twitter before was insane but his drunk twitter would be bananas.
It would be meaningful.
It would be like check out this sunset.
Oh my god.
Yeah, true.
He tones down a little bit.
He would just get like kind of emotional.
Could you fucking imagine?
Drunk Trump.
Oh man, that's a character.
Yep.
Gillian Keyes, write it.
We fucked that up.
Drunk Trump.
That was a layup.
We didn't even think of that.
Yeah, you can just see him.
Well, just do it now.
Just do it now.
Yeah.
Do it now.
Season three.
Drunk Trump would be fucking amazing.
Yeah, his wife died.
He has a drink to get over it.
Did I talk about this last time when I went to Mar-a-Lago?
And you saw him?
I saw the king dude.
I went to Mar-a-Lago.
Wait, wait.
I was in Mar-a-Lago.
What?
It was me and like 10 people.
It was just a regular day at Mar-a-Lago.
Like a field trip?
No, I got in there.
I'm not going to name names.
You went to Mar-a-Lago to meet Trump specifically?
I went to Mar-a-Lago because I was doing Palm Beach improv and some people that
work there
or work on the staff or whatever, their fans, they showed up, came to the show,
they were
like, "Do you want to go to Mar-a-Lago tomorrow?"
And I was like, "You're talking to the right guy."
I was like, "Ahhhhh."
Yo, that shit was so nice.
Was it pretty?
Yeah, look at it.
It's beautiful.
Oh, it's fantastic.
Dude, the only people there are 70-year-old billionaires and they're all
wearing MAGA hats,
dude.
Sure.
But not just regular red MAGA hats.
Can we get a membership?
Can we get a membership?
Yes, it's $200,000 a year.
Listen to this.
Yes.
Listen to this.
What if?
What if we built a podcast studio at Mar-a-Lago?
Please.
What if we have a conversation with Donald and we go, "We don't want to be
affiliated with
you in any way, sir."
In any way.
We would just like to rent some space on your property.
I bet he'd be down.
Can we do this next one from Mar-a-Lago?
Once every couple months, we will do Protect Our Parks from Mar-a-Lago.
And we can do a live show, bro.
And we can do a show at Palm Beach.
Yeah.
Imagine if we never even addressed it.
Never addressed it.
Everybody knows that we've moved our studio to Mar-a-Lago for only
protect our parks.
It looks like a park.
And behind us, he'd be like, "Fucking park ranger hats and shit and pine trees."
That's the set.
Can we do that?
It's just in Mar-a-Lago.
You have no idea how much I would donate whatever money for the membership.
We never talk about it.
And then if it gets brought up in interviews, we can't disclose.
Oh, is it?
Dude, there's a gold-plated constitution.
I'm not at liberty.
A gold-plated constitution?
I think it was the constitution.
Wow.
Dude, that's the main room.
Wow.
So grand.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus.
It's small, though.
It's small.
It's smaller than you think.
Shut up.
No, I mean that.
Whatever.
Look how beautiful he is.
Wow.
You know who's doing stand-up now is Don Jr.
Really?
He's doing stand-up.
No.
Yeah, he was just at Palm Beach.
Here's my thought on that building.
Like, look at that.
Can I see that image again?
Oh.
Now, if this was in the home of a professor, people would think this is
magnificent.
Yep.
If this is a guy who's this genius man who wrote books on gene therapy and
whatever and just
fucking published works and made millions of dollars somehow and this was his
home, you'd be like,
what an opulent home.
But you look at it and you know it's Trump's.
You're like, this crazy fuck's gone.
Is it Trump's gone and he's out?
It's a resort.
It's his house.
But he lives on a wing.
Okay.
It's his fucking house.
But it's his house.
It's his house.
He has people live in his house.
Dude, get-
It's a resort.
Jamie.
His house is a fucking resort.
Jamie, Kodak-
It's the mansion.
Look at that.
Jesus.
Kodak Black at Mar-a-Lago.
Look at this place.
Shout out Kodak Black, dude.
Bro, he's balling out of control.
This is what you're supposed to do when you're a 78-year-old billionaire.
You're supposed to be balling out of control.
Live on a resort where everybody knows it's yours.
So the only people that come are people who love you.
Yeah.
So there's all these-
Thank you for the tax cut, Mr. Trump.
He controls the music.
You were doing the right thing with China.
Really?
You were doing the right thing.
Was he?
I don't know.
They all-
Maybe.
Dude, how about he controls the music.
Of course he does.
What kind of music is it?
He literally, it's, it's, well, I mean, number one is YMCA.
That's his number one choice.
He loves that song.
Does he really?
Yeah, it gets the people going, dude.
He knows.
Yeah, he knows.
It is catchy.
Uh.
Didn't he, like, go out dancing to it once?
Yeah.
I think so.
Wasn't there?
Like, if there was something?
Was that what it was?
He had that bad dance?
But wasn't there, like, a video of him dancing to a song and the people who
made the song objected
to it?
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't there something?
I know there was.
They do that a lot.
Oh, we're not gonna take it.
And then Dee Snider.
Oh, Kodak Black chills, dude.
Who's Kodak Black?
He's the man.
He's a rapper.
There he is with Rudy Giuliani.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I think Trump pardoned Kodak.
Wow.
Really?
And ASAP Rocky.
That's a good move.
Trump's the man.
If I was Trump, that's, uh, I would go, yeah, that's a good move.
Rappers love Trump.
Yeah, that's a good move.
If you can pardon.
Yeah, they're millionaires.
Yeah, he lives like, he lives like they rap about.
Just say boys.
Just settle down.
I know you're young and you're making billions.
Yeah.
I've done this before.
I've been in this business.
Guys.
What would he say to them?
You're black.
You see the Kanye doc?
Oh, shit.
Kodak black.
What a great guy.
And the Kanye doc when he's watching Tucker Carlson.
Look at him.
Dapping him up.
They're dapping.
He daps people.
Oh, he's got a fat, fat white lady.
What's he's limp for?
Probably, uh, hurt himself.
Do you get a fat, white lady?
I thought he was a cane.
That's baller, that's baller shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Hey, Stacy, come help me walk.
Yeah.
Fuck a cane.
Get me a sturdy gal.
Yeah.
Oh my god, that's so ridiculous.
Yeah, that was wild.
I was like, that was the first time I've been like, for real, like, oh, shit,
there he is.
Wow.
Yeah.
Like, he was just, he was so cool.
He was from us to Jamie.
Did you?
Just standing there, and I was like, oh, shit, oh, shit.