Name: Kamaru Usman Responds to PED Use Accusations
Uploaded: 2022-09-02T17:02:27.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kamaru Usman Responds to PED Use Accusations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kamaru Usman Responds to PED Use Accusations' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-02. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- It's funny to me because I get it all the time now.
- Of course.
- Like people accuse me all the time
and I haven't really told the story,
but so one day I saw like people kept tagging me
in this video and it was just some fucking guy,
some dumb ass that's on YouTube that swears
he can spot people that do, you know, PEDs.
- Oh, it's probably more plates, more dates.
- Maybe, I don't know.
- Derek, he's been on the podcast before.
- So he's like, yeah, I know that guy's doing it
because I can see the marks on him and stuff like that.
And so he starts, they start pointing out,
'cause I have like five scars on my stomach,
like burn, like discoloration on my stomach.
And he starts, they start pointing at that
and he starts talking about it
and making up this whole theory.
And it kind of hurt my feelings a little bit
'cause it-
- It should make you happy.
- I was, okay, so here's the story.
I was a little self-conscious about it
because, so this is what happened.
I was in college.
This was my, I wanna say junior year,
sophomore, junior year, going into my junior season.
And actually, I think it was after my junior season.
So I started getting these,
I got it like a mole on like my stomach
and I got one like on my hand
and I'm one of those, I'm kind of like a clean freak.
Like I shower, you know, after practice right away.
So I started scratching it and then it starts bleeding.
So I'm like, fuck, that's not a regular.
I thought it was like a pimple.
That's not a regular, like a zit or something like that.
So then I, you know, over time it was like,
maybe it was like five little, it was like tiny.
You could barely see them.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna ask the doc.
We have a team doctor.
I'm gonna ask him about it.
So I went in for a physical and then I went before the season.
I asked him, hey, you know, I have this right here.
I don't know what they are.
So he looks at him.
He goes, oh, these are non-cancerous moles.
They're just little bitty moles.
You know, it's very, very common.
I'm like, shit, not for me.
I don't know if that's common for me.
He's like, yeah, they're very common.
I'm like, yeah, well, how can I get rid of them?
I try to scratch them and they bleed.
And he's like, yeah, you don't want to do that.
What we could do is I can burn them off.
And I'm like, okay, fuck it.
Let's do it 'cause, hey, spring break was gonna come up.
Like, I started, I started, I'm lifting now.
I got a body now, you know, I'm a junior and I look jacked.
So I'm like, spring break is coming.
I want to look jacked.
I want to look good, you know?
So I don't get walking around with those, fuck no.
So he's like, all right, I can burn them off.
So he burns them off with, I think, nitrogen or something like that.
So he burns them.
And then he goes, hey, those are going to fall off in a couple of days.
You know, just give him time.
So I'm like, okay.
But I was so like, I was still training heavily during the summer
because I was just like an addict of wrestling.
I wanted to, for me, I wanted to get catch up to everybody
and I wanted to exceed everybody.
So this was my time, the summer, that was my time for me to catch up.
So my dumb ass, I go back the next day.
I go to school and back to the school and I go in and I go drill.
I go wrestle.
I couldn't stop.
I was just training all summer.
So I wrestled and I didn't think anything of it.
I was like, okay.
They just burned those, but nothing has happened yet.
And so I wrestled.
And then later that evening, I'm sitting in my, I go, I get down.
I get in the shower and I'm showered and all of a sudden, just burning down
there.
And I looked down and I had like scraped them off.
Like, so as soon as he burned them, he said, don't do anything.
They're going to fall off on their own.
But my dumb ass wrestled and it rubbed up against it.
And now they all fell off.
So then they scarred it.
Cause now I was like out for like seven days, like putting Neosporin on it
just so they can heal.
And then they scarred over.
So I have those from just that moment.
So then this fucking guy is like, oh, he's, he's doing PDs.
Look, look, he's got the marks on his stomach and it hurt my feelings.
I'm like, I'm, I'm like one of those guys who I'm like,
I don't even think about PDs because my work, even if I don't care,
I'm probably have dealt with someone that was cheating or competed
against someone that was cheating, but my work will far exceed all of that.
And so when I see idiots online or say, oh yeah, I know for a fact
he's doing PD, I'm like, have you ever been a fucking Africa?
Have you been to Africa?
There's a lot of Francis Ngannou's walking around.
There's a lot of guys like me just walking around.
And because of the work and because of the way that I fight,
they're like, oh no, he's definitely got to be doing something
because they can't explain why you are the way you are,
why your performance exceeds what their, their mind is mentally capable of.
There's a photo of you.
We're on top of the cage after one of the victories.
And you're like this, like, it looks preposterous.
Like if I didn't know any better, I'd be like, that motherfucker's on some shit.
Genetics are real, man.
Genetics are real.
This is not, everybody did not get the same deck of cards.
Yeah, that one, look at that one.
Come on, son.
If I saw that shit, I'd be like, if someone said,
you think this guy's on the juice, I'm like, highly likely.
Yeah, adrenaline.
Everything.
You know, and I think this, yeah, this is right after the Masvidal fight.
Oh, man.
Good night.