Name: The Anticipation of Jon Jones' Comeback
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Anticipation of Jon Jones' Comeback' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Anticipation of Jon Jones' Comeback' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
What do you think about Johnny Bones coming back?
So, what do you think about this?
Because this is exciting. This is interesting, right?
It's taking a long time.
It's taking a long time, but now he's 253 pounds, solid as a rock.
You're big boy.
Face look meaty now.
Giant. Huge back.
And you know his jeans.
Look at him. Yeah, his brothers are all super athletes.
Look at him. Look at him. And his IQ is insane.
Off the charts.
His fucking IQ is insane.
The highest fight IQ maybe ever. Right up there with Mighty Mouse.
Joe, he always renege on me.
He doesn't let you film him?
It's just, it's never been a no.
What has it been?
It's just been a, we gonna work.
We gonna work.
Listen, I just did a 30 minute film on Sean O'Malley.
I spent one day with him.
I told Sean, I'm gonna come to Phoenix from Vegas.
I need you to do a lot of shit in one day.
I flew in in the morning, left at 8:00 PM.
That's like Wilder.
If you give me one day with a fucking fighter,
I'm gonna give you some HBO production shit.
One person editing it, shooting it.
And that's all I ask for.
I don't need a week with Jon Jones.
Give me one day.
Jon's interesting.
Give me one day.
He does a lot of like tactical shooting shit.
Whoever breaks in at Jon's house is fucked.
Oh yeah.
First of all, he's got that dog.
He'll kill you.
He'll kill you.
He'll kill you.
Also, he's got that fucking dog.
He's got a Belgian Malinois that is like very trained.
Like as trained as they get.
Like that dog, those are little raptors.
Those are the dogs they use overseas.
Those dogs, man, you cannot have that dog and be like a regular person and just
like leave it in the yard.
That dog's gonna jump the fence.
Man, this motherfucker's so misunderstood.
I gotta get, tap into his brain.
I just know how to pull that out of people.
What Jon is, is the type of guy that does the type of shit that Jon does.
Like when you open up a fight, when you're the youngest ever guy fighting for
the title,
and you open up a fight with Shogun with a flying knee, that's a wild man.
That's what he's like.
He's a wild man.
You know, I had a conversation with Jon when all the shit was going down with
him.
And I said, "Listen, dude, you are a wild."
I called him up and I'm like, "You are a wild motherfucker."
And I go, "And that's the type of guy that becomes the greatest of all time."
You don't get to be the greatest of all time just being a normal person.
And I go, "That's just who you are."
You know, I know you made mistakes.
I know you've done stupid shit, but you're still the greatest motherfucker of
all time.
And you could show the world.
Bounce back from this and show the world.
He, I don't know what it is.
It's like he constantly, like the fans get on him because he always posts his
comparisons against Khabib.
Like I had more title fights than he had fights.
John Jones, you are the GOAT.
Khabib, his father said you are a gift from God.
Pull up that quote from Abdul Manap about John Jones.
He is a gift from God.
Khabib ain't trying to compare to you.
Right.
You don't need to keep trying to validate yourself.
It's us talking about it on the broadcast.
I know, but that's what I'm saying.
He's getting trolled.
Yeah.
Because he got to validate himself.
Like, bro, you don't need to validate yourself.
I think it's just because he hasn't fought in a while.
And also because-
Out of sight, out of mind?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And also because, you know, when you've had all these setbacks, those things haunt
you.
Yeah.
And doubt, you know, all the shit that happened with him, all the terrible shit.
All that stuff fucks with him.
It's got to fuck with him.
I just pray that somebody, if John is listening to me, I hope he has a camera
crew just documenting
it all.
Because you can't get this shit back.
That's why I love documentaries more than anything.
He doesn't need a camera crew.
He needs you.
He needs you to go do it.
Because a regular camera crew is not going to capture it all the way you can
capture it.
And he's not going to trust them.
Right.
Exactly.
And he's not going to vibe with them.
He's not going to have fun with them.
And also, you will know what to capture.
You have a vision of how to put it together.
The film is already done.
In your head.
Oh, my God.
It is already done.
Come on, Jon Jones.
It's already done.
Like, I promise you, if I spent one day with Jon Jones, it'd be his story.
Well, let's make it happen.
We got to.
I bet we can make it happen.
One day.
Give me one fucking day.
But he doesn't have a fight lined up, unfortunately.
That's the best time to get the stories.
Right.
My most popular shit is the Dagestan Chronicles.
40-something million views.
Right.
That was Khabib during Ramadan.
It had nothing to do with the fight.
Right.
People love seeing these guys out of their element.
Yeah.
The same one I just did with O'Malley.
He talked.
O'Malley talking about how he owned property and this and that.
And it's like, I'm not built.
If you go look at anything I've ever done, I'm not having a fighter talk shit
about the opponent.
Right.
I'm telling a story about the fighter.
Right.
I don't give a fuck about.
Trash talk.
I'm not getting no money from the pay-per-views.
Right.
So I need to just tell the story about you as a person.
If you go look at those YouTube comments, it's so many people that's like, I
was not a fan of this guy until I saw this video.
Yeah.
And that's, if I saw one comment, that's all I cared about.
That was the effect that I wanted.
Like, somebody saw something different in Sean O'Malley than hanging out with 6ix9ine
and Jake Paul and Logan Paul are the Nelk boys.
Right.
It's like, I showed him as a person, his mom, his dad.
Like, think about that, bro.
He gave me access to his family, his child, his partner, his mom, his dad, his
coach.
Like, these fighters give me that type of access.
They got to trust you enough to tell you the story.
Yeah.
Because now there's so many videographers out there, a part of this sport, and
they're just putting music on video.
It's like, tell the fucking story.
Yeah.
Stop just putting rap music with a song, like, with some footage and thinking
it's cool.
Yeah, it's cool for Instagram, but is that going to matter years later?
I still get comments on videos from four years ago because it lasts.
Is John 35 now?
How old is John now?
He got to be young.
Well, he's fairly young.
Kamau is 36?
John's 35.
John's 35.
Yeah.
Which is prime for heavyweight.
That's prime for heavyweight.
Yeah, that's good time.
I mean, Glover is the champ.
What's the champ?
Well, light heavyweight.
Light heavyweight.
42.
But Glover's...
No!
Francis is what?
37?
Yeah.
Francis is, like, at least 37.
So John is younger than Francis?
Yes.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stipe's in his 40s, right?
Stipe's 41.
Is he 40?
DC retired at what?
42?
Yeah, something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.