Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1890 - Bridget Phetasy
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1890 - Bridget Phetasy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1890 - Bridget Phetasy

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The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
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Hello, Richard.
I'm back.
What's happening?
I had a baby.
You had a fucking human.
I know.
You made a human in your body.
It's so crazy.
What does it feel like, like pre-making a human, just living a normal life,
being a human,
to actually, like, what does that transition feel like?
A man will never know, contrary to Twitter.
You can burn your 500 calories by breastfeeding, Joe.
I bet you can.
For your summer, October.
That's what I learned.
Do you pump?
I do.
I'm breastfeeding.
No, no, I'm still breastfeeding.
That's why she's here in Austin with me.
Do you ever pump, too, though?
Do you pump as well?
Yeah.
The pump is wild.
The pump is wild.
My wife used to sit in front of the TV, watching TV with, like, a cup in each
hand.
They've probably come a long way since then.
Have they?
Yeah.
You can do, you can, like, wear them and just go out now.
And it just makes?
They have little, like, cups.
It's crazy.
Little reservoirs?
Yeah.
The one I have is, I think it's called an Eevee.
And you can just, it's like, to go, you know, all the stuff, like, for women is,
like,
They're really cool and you can just be on the go so you're not, you know, chained
to,
like, the pump like you used to be.
Can you hit a pause button and unscrew it and, like, put it in, like, a freezer
bag?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, they're advanced now.
I mean, oh, God.
I've eaten so much humble pie, I think, since I became a mom.
Because you have that, like, everyone's like, you'll understand when you're a
parent.
You'll understand when you have kids.
And you're like, ah, shut up.
Because it's, when you don't, you can't know until you know.
You can't know.
You can't know.
You can't know.
That's why it's, it's just, it's, I think it's radicalized me too more in, in
many respects.
Like, the stuff around kids in our culture right now, I'm, I'm like a one
single issue
person now.
I'm like, these kids can't know what they're doing.
You can't influence them that way.
No.
And it's like, it's not informed consent because you can't know until you know.
Right.
Especially about having a kid.
You can't know what it's like to breastfeed until you breastfeed.
I'm sorry.
You can only guess.
You can guess.
And I'm sure someday they'll be able to simulate it and have, like, but it's so,
I mean, the
whole pregnancy was, I had a lot of anxiety.
I think it was, I just was so worried about this little human.
And I think as a woman, you carry that mostly yourself until the baby comes out.
And then if you have a partner, you're sharing some of that, like, oh, I hope
they don't
die with your partner.
And it was just like, I would get, I used to, I've been on this podcast and
said I hate
Instagram.
Like, I don't even know how many times I became like Instagram addict in
pregnancy because at
late at night, the like wholesome third trimester content.
I was like, this is, this is what I'm here for.
It's so relatable.
What's wholesome trimester?
Third trimester content.
Like there's so much pregnancy content on Instagram because it's just an alter
to all things basic.
And it is, and when you're pregnant, you're like, yes, that's exactly how I
feel.
I can't, I can't see my vagina.
The algorithm finds you because you look for it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I fell in love with Instagram and now I'm, I'm all, I'm all on board.
Do you do TikTok?
No, I won't even put it on my phone.
Good for you.
It's Chinese spyware.
It's Chinese spyware.
Why are we letting people put this on their phones?
It, it should be banned.
It's, it's not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm saying this because I talked to
security experts.
Yeah.
It's fucking dangerous.
Yeah.
Did you see the thing where, what is it called?
ByteDance.
Yeah.
The parent company was specifically looking to use TikTok to target the
location of specific
American citizens.
Yeah.
Including probably like Chinese dissidents that have, or people that have left.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Like, you know, I've talked to people that are security experts and they
explain the whole
system of how it works.
Yeah.
Like they have a super sophisticated system of infiltrating universities and
they bring, like
cause we have an open society, right?
So because of our open society, they, um, they send, you know, basically
employees of the Chinese
government to come over here to get educated.
Yeah.
They get educated and then they infiltrate universities and they find out all
of this research that's
been going on and whatever category and whatever thing.
And then they send all that stuff back to China.
Yeah.
It's a bit, it's, it's, it's fucking wild.
It's, we, we fuel their, their progress through innovation that takes place in
America.
Well, not to mention that it's breaking the brains of all of our youth and
turning them
into pudding.
Yeah.
TikTok and not to mention that you have kids who now want to become TikTok
stars instead
of like going into STEM, you know, they're like, China's like, great, let's,
let's make
all these young girls successful on TikTok and make it seem like a dream for
all of the society
that these kids can attain.
I want to be a TikTok star.
This is like OnlyFans designed by Russia.
I don't know.
Because like that is fucking up a lot of people.
I don't, I've never, it's funny being me who was like always posting nudies
online before
OnlyFans existed.
Just for fun and for free and now OnlyFans is this thing and I haven't even
like, I've
never even been on it.
I don't even know, I don't even know what's on there.
I was having a conversation about this with a friend of mine the other day and
he was saying
like that he has friends that have girlfriends and wives that are on OnlyFans
and because
they're making extraordinary amounts of money, like it's really hard to not do
it anymore.
It's like if you're getting, you know, some, you know, we talked about this
before, like
the average person is not making much, but some, some of these gals that
develop these
big Instagram pages where they have like a million Instagram followers, they're
making tens
of thousands of dollars every month on OnlyFans and so then they get in a
relationship and you
know, it's a serious relationship, but you know, you're fingering yourself on
this fucking
platform for strangers.
It's like, where does that end?
And what, okay, if you have a child, do you back off them?
Well, honey, we need money, you know, I mean, it's no big deal.
You know, my fans are cool.
They realize that I'm taken and I'm a mom and like, it's a, I am all for
freedom, right?
I'm all for you being able to do whatever you want to do, but everything comes
with a price.
And that thing comes with a weird price because it's, you're selling intimacy.
Like the photo is a woman alone in a bedroom or a video is a woman alone in a
bedroom with
like ankle socks and fucking, you know, a Jersey on with little baby underwear
that she's pulling
to the side.
Like what, what is that?
Like, who's there?
Like, who's taking this photo?
I mean, is this for, is this, are you pretending that this is for you?
Like this, it's a weird little relationship that you have for these people that
pay to subscribe.
I would be a full of shit hypocrite if I didn't address the fact that I've,
okay, so I started
posting nudes online for free and then people started demanding them.
And I was just posting them because I thought it was funny, mostly because it
made comedians
mad on Twitter that I was using nudity to get followers.
And I just thought it was hilarious because I'm like, I was like a trickster.
I'm like, whatever.
Who, who get mad at that?
People were just getting mad that like, not important people, just people were
like, oh,
this, this girl is like, it's unlike who cares, but it was funny to me and it
was amusing.
And then people started demanding them and then Patreon came around and then
you can have
different levels on Patreon.
And one of my levels was not like vagina pictures, but pictures of my boobs and
my butt.
And I was like, who wants to pay for 40 year old titties?
No one.
Someone.
You can get them for free.
Yeah, but people will pay.
But people paid.
Yeah.
And I thought it was, it was, and like you said, it gave me insight into this
relationship
because I was, everybody's very respectful, first of all, and they were paying
for my writing
and all this other stuff.
And it got weird, definitely, where I was like, what?
I don't want to get addicted to the money doing this because I'm doing it for
fun.
Like it was something that I started doing.
I never wanted to feel like I had to do it.
And I ended up, um, just, I just shifted away from doing it.
I just like naturally evolved out of it, but I was making pretty good money.
I still don't understand it, but it gave me a lot of insight.
And I just like, I would be, I know that if I did not address this, people
would be like,
that girl used to set up pictures of her butt on the internet.
Well, I'm glad you addressed it then.
It's just a strange little outlet.
And look, I'm all for people capitalizing and using, you know, finding
different ways to make money.
That's not the issue that I have.
I don't even have an issue with it.
I'm all for you doing it.
But I'm just saying like for a person that's in a relationship or a person that
one day is going to be a mom or a person.
You're like, that's the thing.
How am I going to explain this?
Right.
I mean, it's out there.
Well, I think you explained it by being yourself.
Like you're a good person.
You'll be honest with your kid.
It's not the worst thing in the world.
It's not even a bad thing.
I did it only because mostly because people started demanding them and getting
entitled.
And I was like, now you bastards are going to have to pay.
And it was never something like I'm going to do this if I don't want to.
And then naturally I grew up.
I got into a relationship.
And like even my husband will get it online.
People will be like, do you know your wife's boobs are online?
He's like, they are?
Of course he knows.
And he knew that this was.
And he never like pressured me not to.
But I didn't want to anymore.
Because like I said to my friend once, I was like, why are people paying for
this?
And he's like, there are a lot of lonely people in the world, Bridget.
There are.
There are also a lot of people that get obsessed with other people.
They read your writing.
They like the way you think.
They get kind of obsessed with your mind.
Yeah.
They pretend they're in a relationship with you.
Yeah.
So I had a lot of insight into it, though.
And they and it really I mean, we were laughing hysterically about this the
other day because
an email mail came through and this guy was like, you can Bridget please take
some nice
high resolution pictures of her butthole.
High resolution.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Apparently that's a big request on the OnlyFans.
Is it?
Butthole photos.
Oh, God.
See, I never.
The actual butthole.
Part of the reason that I started putting nudes online is be and I've written
about this
for Playboy.
And I think it's like one of the few articles that's still up on Playboy of my
hundred that
were there.
And it was why I get naked online or why I post nudes online.
And part of it was I was like real early to sending nudies.
I would take a picture with a digital camera, upload it to my computer and then
send them
via email to guys.
I mean, I was probably like 23 when the technology became because I thought it
was fun and flirty.
And then I realized like, oh, shit, this is out there.
And I didn't want anybody to have like the power over me that they could hold
that over
my head ever.
Even though I was a nobody, I don't know.
I don't know what I was thinking.
But I didn't want anyone to be able to hold it over me.
And so I just started.
I mean, since like 2006, when I started my website, I was posting greeting
cards that
I made with nude pictures of mine on there.
There's nothing wrong with being nude.
The