Name: Tom Segura's Obsession with Garth Brooks
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Tom Segura's Obsession with Garth Brooks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-02. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience
And the comments are like, "So brave."
And we're like, we're sitting there going, "Are we the only ones laughing at
this?"
I gotta say, in your mom's house, in the Garth Brooks comments,
sometimes the comments are like, to me, like a little comedy break from life.
They are.
I like to go, and when Garth Brooks posts something,
and then I go and see your mom's house fans have bombarded the comments,
like, "Where are the bodies?"
They follow them everywhere now.
Facebook, everything.
They're making jokes inside, like, "Gene's high and tight."
Confess for the murder of my Aunt G.
Oh my god, confess for the murder of my Aunt G.
Your DNA was at the crime scene.
You can't find Jet Poo, because he's shit on a plane.
To get away from this.
He's shit on a plane?
Dude, that was my last episode of your mom's house.
What do you mean?
Somebody who works at the FBO in Nashville sent an image from,
they're like, "We clean jets, we clean Garth's jet."
And somebody shit all over the carpet and sprayed the floor.
And they're like, "This is Garth's jet."
And then the next week they're like, "I got fired from telling you."
And they sent the image and they sent the video, and so we read it and played
it.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
And then they-
Seems like a violation of some NDA.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he got in trouble.
Please don't do that to my chat.
They were saying that they said that they're not really good about paying the,
they don't like to pay a lot of the bills for, like, the maintenance.
No.
And then he was like, "No, he does pay, he does pay."
Dude, the best is Nadav and, uh, I don't know who else it was.
Yeah.
They got into a-
Can I?
What?
They got into a Garth Brooks concert.
Oh, that was amazing.
And they got on the big screen.
The Jumbotron at Houston, Texas.
Then holding a sign.
It says, "Where are the bodies?"
"Where are the bodies, G?"
And then it's on the thing, and then it just cuts away from it.
Yeah, yeah.
'Cause he dropped the sign, he had two signs.
Would you be willing to drop this if Garth Brooks would come on the podcast?
A hundred percent.
A thousand percent, for sure.
That'll never happen, that'll never happen.
Why would that never happen?
Garth!
Garth, that should happen.
Oh, here it is.
Nadav, you're a genius.
Garth, you should make this happen.
And then, because he's not gaining fans.
Solo, we love you, Garth.
We love you, where are the bodies, G?
Look how quickly they pulled that camera away.
They didn't just switch cameras, they backed out of it.
Yeah, they did.
See how they backed out?
Wait, what is that?
Oh, shit.
But wait, there's no benefit for Garth to go on the podcast.
Incorrect, incorrect.
First of all, they're very nice people.
Both Tom and Christina are very nice people.
Hold on, I'm going to be devil's advocate.
Shut the fuck up for a second.
And they'd be happy to have Garth on and be nice to him and explain,
"We're sorry if this hurt your feelings."
This is all just fun.
Yes.
We're just fun people.
How fun would it be if Garth was like,
"Listen, man, I can't have that shit come up.
We're two years away from a statute of limitations."
What do you mean no?
Why no?
100% no.
Why?
If you're Garth's manager.
I'll tell you as Garth,
how many months do you think it happened to Garth where it was a problem,
where he was like, "The fuck is this?"
Never.
Never.
All of the months.
It's just...
Right, right, right, right.
Actually, we got...
So we got...
At first we would go like, "Do you think Garth knows?"
And we'd talk about that.
And then I happened to meet somebody who actually is closely connected to him
and happens to be a fan of mine.
And I met this person and I go, "So what's going on?
Like, does he know?"
And he goes, "Oh yeah, he knows."
Of course he knows.
And then I go, "So what's the deal?"
And they go, "Well..."
He goes, "I asked his right-hand person, uh, does Garth hate Tom?"
And the guy goes, "Garth doesn't hate anybody."
Which is such a Garth answer.
You know, Garth doesn't hate anybody.
Because you were just like, "No."
Right, but what is it?
Just that, like, they just accept that it's...
They have a spin on it.
That they're like, "You know, when you're big,
when you're really well-known, you have a big profile.
You can't control what happens online and all this stuff."
But it's all his, it's all the comments.
It's not like...
It's every post.
It's every post.
But if he went on your podcast, I think it would turn around.
For Tom.
For Tom.
For Tom.
No, no, no.
For Garth.
No, he's right.
I'll tell you why.
I'll tell you why.
I'm going to be, you guys are all...
Why can't you let him talk for a second?
Because...
No, it's his turn.
It's Burt's turn.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I think so.
If you shut him up now, he shuts him up and then you'll shut me up.
Nothing benefits Garth in this.
There's nothing that benefits Garth.
I'm just being real.
I'll tell you why.
It benefits Tom.
I'll tell you why.
It's bigger for Tom than it is for Garth.
Garth doesn't get a fan.
Here's why I disagree.
Here's why I disagree.
So we have profiled people that we've made fun of before and there's a handful
of them
that leaned into it.
Yeah.
Like they were like we...
A dude's dating video that we profile and we make fun of and then he's like,
hey, I'm the guy.
And everybody who's making fun of them goes, oh, like...
He's cool.
You're owning that you made this terrible dating video.
And then it becomes like, basically, they become all fans of this guy.
And I think if he were to show...
Agreed.
...the sense of humor about the thing...
What did I ever do to y'all?
Okay.
He would...
I think it would actually...
Objection.
People would flip out.
Yeah.
Objection.
You're talking about...
I'm just being...
Yes, yes.
Go ahead.
I'm your best friend.
I'm not disagreeing.
Just talk.
Just go ahead.
You're talking about a guy's dating video.
Yeah.
Versus Garth Brooks.
Yeah, yeah.
Who's selling out stadiums.
Yeah.
He already has the fans.
I know he does.
But it's like Wayne Brady leaning into like, I'm a gangster.
Nope.
On Chappelle.
It's not.
It's not.
No.
It's different than that.
You're talking about...
Fair.
I'll attract it.
Who in all respects is kind of trolling a star.
It's like if I...
It's like, you know...
I'm just being honest about it.
It's because there are people...
It's funny, but I think what actually happens...
This is my just opinion.
Super sensitive Bert over here.
I think what...
What the fuck's going on?
I've thought about this before, but look.
I've thought about this a ton.
Oh, Bert Brooks over here.
I think it would make Garth Brooks more money to be on my podcast.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
No, no, no.
I'm being serious though.
Son of a bitch.
But like, Garth's already got the fans and his fans aren't...
You know, your mom's house fans.
The comments change.
I think what happens is he starts getting a bunch of...
Instead of like these things that make no sense, they all start going like...
If he doesn't like the comments, the comments go away because of this.
I do.
I think so.
But...
What?
As a person who's been a victim of Tom's comments...
Because you fuck dogs?
Or the worst one, the worst one, was when my special came out, Secret Time, and
Tom was
calling me the biggest American racist in the world, and I was watching it
happen in the
comments, and it was like, I wish I could watch this, but he's a racist, and
then to watch
it's a confusion that happens.
Oh my god.
That's the problem is the confusion that happens is what makes you feel
powerless, is when someone's
trolling you...
But that's happening now.
But the confusion is where Garth's fans are...
I'll be real, are not the smartest dudes in the world.
Garth fans are listening to me.
Don't say that.
Disagree.
I think they are the smartest.
Because a lot of nice people and smart people are Garth's fans.
But if they're in the comments, and they see all this craziness that they don't
understand
at all, and it's all where the body's cheap.
They don't understand it because they understand it at all.
He ain't killed nobody, but if he does kill a man, this is how my comments work,
then he
killed a man because they deserved it, and it's okay to kill a black...
That's the way these comments are coming out.
Where the fuck?
Wow.
Because I watched...
I watched Garth's fans.
They might not even be real comments.
They might be Russian troll farms.
They're commenting.
The best was actually at that concert that Zolo went to and he held up that
sign.
They interviewed people outside the concert, and they were like, "What do you
think of
these accusations?"
Oh my god.
No, it was on one of the live shows, but it had all these people go like...
Some people were like, "What are you talking about?
What is that?"
And then some of them were like, "Well, I'm a fan of the music.
If he kills somebody, he kills somebody."
Yeah, they're like, "I don't know."
They just roll with it.
They're like, "Did you hear he killed someone?"
They're like, "Oh man, I don't know, why are you bothering me with that?"
It does not.
There's not one person in Garth's team that is of sound mind that would go like,
"You should definitely go on your mom's house."
Disagree.
If he doesn't like the comments, they go away with that.
Listen, Garth, I'm a fan.
I would have never done what Tom's done, but I need you to know that it's going
to be okay.
And if you go on your mom's house, we'll clear everything up.