Name: The Sober October Guys See Who Can Do the Most Push-Ups
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Sober October Guys See Who Can Do the Most Push-Ups' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Sober October Guys See Who Can Do the Most Push-Ups' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-02. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience the problem with winners and losers is I'm crazy. Yep
You're crazy and Burt's an asshole, but it I just don't I don't like that part
I don't want to open up that fucking box in my brain
It's not what part of you doesn't get my sense of humor and it's not that I don't
get it. I don't care
You don't understand you think I don't get it. Oh, I know what you're doing
Not with me motherfucker
I know who do you think could do the most push-ups right now? Oh, definitely me
You want me to start sure now whatever you do. I'll do double
No, say that how many can you do in a row easy 40?
You don't think I could do 80
Prove it prove it prove it
Wait, how long do I have to wait in between sets?
Hold it right here in a row. I hold it right here though, but that's how long
can I wait?
No down again. Keep going. What's the most anyone's ever done in a row? I did
each be able to do a hundred
I can 100% do 40 easy easy easy not easy
I can do for so I'm like if I if I do 40 and I pace myself
Like how much time you allowed to hang out down there can't stop or up here
I'll tell you what I think you can you can you can do people pause you can
pause at the top
You can pause at the top for like one second
Let's start it. Let's start at high to low
Then me then Tom then Joe. What's the most wait Tom could do more than you? I
don't know. I don't know that's real
What's the most someone's I don't know ten thousand five hundred shut up
It's being questioned whether it's even possible
Push-ups I can fuck shit up mmm. You're Marky Mark push-ups. We just getting
your head down. Yeah, that's Marky Mark push-ups
You're gonna make me tear a peck because I'm going to go crazy
I'm gonna go crazy and I'm not gonna want to lose to you ever in anything the
problem is here's the way it works with
With competition. Yeah, so it's it's entirely mental very I tell you the silliest
thing I had a moment of a
Art banging out push-ups two three three four four five
six
seven he looks like a Popeye cartoon eight nine
Ten all right are you got 11
12
13 shit Ari nice sorry
14 15 15 15 15 you get 15 you get 15
You got 15 pushing push it 15
Got one more you got one more 16 16 big breath 16 and then rest at the bottom
rest of the bottom and then throw yourself up
15 and a quarter nice
That's pretty strong considering like you were at six right record
What was the first when you started out would you start off six the first time
I got wobble arms and then I go it was four after that how many do you do right
now? I think you can do your 40
You're gonna do it. Oh, wow
I got 15 you'll be able to feel right away where you can do it probably
Do it do it naked. I don't think you need to be naked
Bert, what are you doing that shirt on for propaganda extra weight?
Yeah, you used to it
Here he goes all right
Here he goes all right
Count them out Joe
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31 32 33
Oh
By the way none of those count
Oh
None of those legit
All right
Not a single one not a single one was legitimate
Oh come on
All of them were half push-ups
No, I was I was happy for you
No, I was I was happy for you. I was counting. I was none of you on, man. Let
me see. Let me see him. Let me see him
None of them were legit. You barely doubled me
No, I just stopped because I'm not gonna do the oh those are real push-up game
I don't think they're real. It's a fun game
It was yours your point. I thought your push-ups were legit already. Let's see
a Joe Rogan push-up. Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up
I don't want to hurt myself. Just don't go for a hundred just do it. Yeah, no,
no, no, no, no, no, it better be
Wait for me real mine didn't look real
How far down is a push-up is to here? It's your belly. I thought no, you didn't
go to your belly son. I know
It's real. I'll count it
Seven eight nine ten
Eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen
eighteen eighteen twenty
Two three four five six
Thirty
All right
Forty
All right, you're good, man. He's gotta do sixty six
That was brain
All right. Seventy. Seventy. Keep going. Five more. Five more. Five more
Four
Wow, dude. Fucking nice.
How many was that?
Seventy. Seventy five push-ups.
Wow.
Seventy five
Pretty impressive
Tucker Carlson can't do that. I didn't hurt myself
I was legitimately worried. For real? Yeah, I was gonna like I was gonna go too
far
Seventy five is a lot
Good job, Joe. Thanks