Name: How Steve-O Got a "Mike Tyson Nose Job"
Uploaded: 2022-11-17T18:46:55.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Steve-O Got a "Mike Tyson Nose Job"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'How Steve-O Got a "Mike Tyson Nose Job"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-17. Transcript available.

We were talking about the deviated septum, and it's weird that for you a deviated
septum meant one thing, but like for me deviated septum means I've got like the
whole...
That's a perforated septum, I think.
A perfor... there you go, you're exactly right.
I think that's different.
Correct.
I think that's when people rot out the inside of their nose from doing blow.
Yeah, I did that.
Yeah, I think Artie Lang did that too.
When I was in rehab, Knoxville came and visited me, and we took the shoelace
out of Knoxville's Chuck Taylor, and I put it up one nostril, it threw the
fucking hole, and just straight threaded my nose with it.
How big was that hole?
Enough to get the shoelace through.
Did you get it fixed?
No, no.
Did they sew it up, or is there still a hole in there?
Still a hole in there.
Is there a shoelace trick right now?
I've tried it, but yeah, I can do it, man.
Should we try it?
No.
You don't need to do that.
What is that?
I'm shining a light.
Oh, so the flashlight goes through one hole.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
So that hole is...
You could put the flashlight in one nostril, and it shines through to the other.
Holy shit, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The, uh...
Bring up the shoelace.
I'm sure that's on there.
Yuck.
Yuck.
Yeah.
Well, it's, you know, getting punched in this thing, it's like, God, this thing's
so delicate.
Your nose is such a delicate little instrument.
Oh my God.
Dude, the fucking, um...
Like, on my second hour, I had, uh...
There it is.
That's actually in the...
You're putting it through...
Oh, Jesus.
Through the hole.
Yeah.
So the coke just burned a hole through the center of your nostril.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh God, that's so awful.
That's Knoxville filming.
Ooh.
Ooh.
So...
Ooh.
That was before I had ever...
Ah!
That was before I had ever broken my nose.
Right?
Um...
Really?
Yeah.
All the shit you did, you never broke your nose?
Right.
I...
I never...
The...
First time I broke my nose was when we were filming Jackass 3D.
Right?
And in that movie, like, Bam had this trick.
He'd sneak up behind you, and with one hand, he would throw a cup of water in
your face,
and with the other hand, he would, like, punch you with that.
What a great trick.
It was called the Rocky.
It was called the Rocky.
He's a regular David Blaine.
It was called the Rocky, and the purpose of it was to...
Punch you.
Right.
Well, it was to take advantage of what at the time was, like, super new
technology with
the Phantom camera, shooting, like, 1,500 frames per second.
Oh.
You know, it was like, we were, like, I think the first movie to really, really
take advantage
of that.
And so, like, you would see in that super slow motion, like, the water, and you'd
see the
face jiggling, you know?
Like, it was pretty rad.
Like, it was pretty rad.
And they actually, like, played the Rocky music.
Like, you know.
Well, so, bam.
Yeah, there you go.
I mean, it doesn't even look like that big of a deal now, but...
What are you talking about?
That looks like brain damage.
Oh.
That looks terrible.
That looks like someone could get knocked unconscious.
Oh, my God.
That's such a cheap shot.
Yeah.
For sure.
It's just straight sucker punching.
It's totally sucker punching.
Yeah.
Jesus, you guys did some ridiculous shit to each other.
Right.
And so, when Bam did that to me, he broke my nose.
Wow.
Shocker.
And I was, like, I didn't do anything about it for, like, two months, and I was
just kind
of, like, was stewing about it.
And then, finally, like, I didn't like the way it looked.
And I was, like, you know what?
I'm gonna go get my fucking nose fixed, and I'm gonna make the fucking movie
pay for it.
And so, I go to this, like, fancy, like, Beverly Hills nose doctor.
And he says, yeah, you know, I could fix it, but it's been two months.
You know, it's healed this way.
So, now, at this point...
You have to re-break it.
Oh, yeah.
You were twisted.
Oh, man.
Like, we gotta re-break it.
And I heard that, and I'm like, oh, no big deal.
You know, like, I'll live with it.
Then, I go to the fucking Charlie Sheen roast.
I talked Mike Tyson into holding out his fist, just letting me run into it.
Oh, no.
I was trying to get myself a black eye.
And what happened was, I just landed with my nose on Mike Tyson's fist.
And fucking super broke it.
And then, that was the last thing that happened on stage at the Charlie Sheen
roast.
So, now, everybody's, like, I'm, like, just mangled.
My fucking nose was so broken.
But the show's over.
This guy comes up...
So, you threw yourself in his fist.
Oh, yeah, I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's horrific.
Yeah.
And then, so, this guy comes out of the audience.
He comes up to me and he says, "Dude, Steve-O, your nose needs to be set right
now."
And, like, that made perfect sense to me because of what the doctor had told me.
Yeah.
So, this guy says, "I'm a kung fu instructor.
Like, I got you."
And I'm thinking, well, that doesn't sound great.
But, like, you know, like, he's not gonna make it look any worse.
You know, I've got very little to lose in this situation.
So, I sit down on the stage and he just fucking wrenches my nose into position.
And go back to that before and after.
And he fixed it?
He fixed it?
So, that's how he fixed it?
Oh, so you didn't go to a doctor?
Yeah.
I got a Mike Tyson nose job, dude.
It looks great.
Yeah.
It looks great.
Go back up to where I started before that.
Yeah, it was definitely twisted to the side.
Yeah.
So, once he snapped it, then you pushed it back into place.