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JRE MMA Show #133 with Sean O'Malley

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Dude, I would be, I think I'd be more nervous for that than a fight, for sure.
I don't know why, though. It doesn't make sense.
Well, for a fight, I know I'm prepared.
I know I have 8-10 weeks to prepare for that moment.
I guess you could prepare for comedy if you know you're making people laugh
and you know you have a good bit.
That might make it easier, but to go up there and freestyle it would be hard.
That would be impossible, pretty much, for a newbie?
Well, you could. It depends on your personality.
There's people who could freestyle it.
I'm sure Joey Diaz could freestyle it his first time on stage.
It's just all in who you are.
I can't. I have to have, I prepared my shit for months in advance.
I even recorded it on a little tape recorder and played it back and listened to
it.
You still do that? I record and then listen to it?
I record sets, but I don't just talk into my tape recorder
and then listen to that like it's a bit and rehearse it like it's a bit.
Yeah, comedy would...
I can watch it. I just don't know if I can ever do it.
I feel like I'm a funny person.
When I'm around my group of friends, around comfortable people,
I feel like I can make people laugh.
Sometimes when I get really high, I feel like I have good bits.
Yeah.
And I'm like, how could you...
And then I'll tell someone after I'm not high, I'm like, yeah, that was not it.
But when you're in the moment, maybe you could have figured out how to
translate it.
The problem is when you're sober, then you're reading like, what the fuck was I
saying?
I do that all the time.
I have notes on my phone.
So if I'm out and I just have a crazy idea, I'll write it down on my phone
and then I'll go look at them the next day to see if I mined any gold.
I'm like, what do I got? What do I got?
But so many times it's like, what the fuck are you saying?
Yeah, I like the way you talk about it, though.
I think it was even one of the recent podcast, you're saying it's just like
such an infant
when you have an idea.
And then you slowly kind of add to it, add to it, add to it, until it's like
the whole bit.
But you never know, because sometimes they come out like full grown.
Yeah.
Sometimes they just pop out of your head, you just have an idea.
Yeah, it's fucking funny.
It's like a full grown idea.
But not always.
They're all different.
It's a tough job.
I have a weird theory about ideas.
It's not substantiated, nor do I expect it to be taken seriously.
But I think ideas might be life forms.
I think we're very limited in the way we think about life forms.
You know, we think of life forms as something that breeds
and something that, you know, grows in the ground or whatever.
That's what we think of life forms.
But if you think about every fucking thing on earth, everything,
this microphone I'm talking to, the airplane that got you here,
the sneakers that are on your feet,
every fucking thing came out of an idea.
An idea got in a person's mind,
and then that person made that idea.
And we're like, people are so creative, and we certainly are.
But where the fuck are these ideas coming from?
These ideas that manifest themselves in the form of physical things
like televisions and automobiles and cell phones.
What is that?
So you think they could just be floating around in different dimensions?
Maybe if we were on some kind of drugs,
we could see certain ideas floating around.
You can grab that one, put it in your mind.
It might be that way.
It might be that your mind tunes in to these things that are out there.
And, like, the more you can tune in,
the more successful you'll be, right?
So the more you'll have an incentive to tune in and make more stuff.
Interesting.
You know, and people were rewarded for being successful
and making stuff out of ideas.
Yeah.
Fucking weird, right?
I mean, fuck, yeah.
Like, where are they coming from?
We're just this...
The most important thing that human life has ever had is ideas.
Because those ideas turned us from these primates living in the jungle,
like regular animals,
to someone who lives in a fucking apartment building on the 32nd floor and has
Wi-Fi.
That's what turned us into that.
Ideas.
Yeah.
It's fucking crazy.
It might be life forms.
I feel like I have very few brilliant ideas.
Good.
Thank God for the people that do figure out the important shit.
We need a lot of people to think of important shit.
I have a joke about that.
But you remember those folks that got trapped on that island?
There's an island called North Sentinel Island,
and it's in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
There's only like 39 people on it.
No.
It's where there was a missionary a couple years back.
He went to deliver Bibles to them, and he murdered them.
Oh, God.
But these people, like, we're talking about like uncontacted people,
and I'm saying, like, they don't have a chance.
Like, that's them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
There's not enough of them.
Right.
There's only 39 of them.
I'm like, to get a society like we need, like we have,
you need fucking millions of people.
And there's only like four or five people to figure out everything.
And we buy all their shit.
And those are the guys that are going to live if another,
I was listening to the Graham Hancock one.
Those are the guys that are going to survive if another apocalypse happens.
Yeah, something crazy happens.
Yeah, we're not going to make it.
No, I'm definitely not.
They're not going to miss a beat.
No, no, no, yeah.
They're out there with bows and arrows hunting and fishing
and living off the land.
And they've been doing that for thousands of years.
They're going to be fine.
Yeah, I feel like such a bitch when I think of those guys.
Like, just, I'm so helpless.
Like, I can whoop someone's ass,
but it, like, doesn't really mean much when it comes down to it.
But you could do it.
You could do exactly what they're doing.
If you were thrust into that situation.
100%, 100%, dude.
You'd be like that dude in Avatar who just adapts and becomes one of the Na'vi.
You would just, you would just adapt.
Yeah, it's like, it's like languages, I guess, too.
Just submerge yourself in another country.
I was in Mexico recently and I was like, damn, I could, because I, my wife's
from Oaxaca.
She's, her first language is Spanish and, like, so I've learned, I've been with
her for, like, seven years.
So I've learned a little bit.
So I was trying to speak it there, but I was like, damn, I could, I feel like I
could learn it if I was here for, like, three months.
I'd just be speaking it.
Yeah.
There's, um, some method that I was reading about that is, uh, some, like,
tried and true method for learning language that allows you to be functional in
a language in 30 days.
See if you can find out what the fuck that is.
Damn.
It might have just been a marketing scheme.
Yeah.
I might have got sucked into it.
These fucking stars are tripping me out.
I keep seeing them.
Learn a new language in 30 days.
Yeah, Pimsleur method.
It is an ad, but that's what I'm talking about.
It is an ad.
Focuses on conversational skills.
Start actually speaking today.
I heard that Rosetta is good, too, right?
Rosetta's still.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Elena, she's two.
My daughter, she's, she's, uh, learning English and Spanish at the same time.
So she'll say, like, she'll have, like, she's starting to say two or three word
sentences.
Some will be in English and Spanish, and it's just a trip to see how their
little brains work.
It's supposed to be really good for child's development to be learning
languages simultaneously.
Yeah, Danny's mom's our full-time nanny, and she only speaks Spanish.
So, and she's with her Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then sometimes on the
weekends.
Uh, so she's learning, like, like, she's, like, Spanish could be her primary
language at first.
Oh.
So, yeah, I know, it's, it's fucking interesting.
It's one of the more important things, supposedly, to, like, uh, keep your mind
from atrophying, is, like, learning language.
Like, learning language is, like, a really difficult thing.
So they, they, they, they say that, like, there's a few things that you can do
to kind of stave off mental deterioration.
One of them is, like, crossword puzzles.
Like, doing things where your mind, it just makes sense.
Like, you make your mind work.
And what makes your mind work more than learning a language?
Yeah, seriously.
I remember when I was, uh, I haven't, what was it, Duolingo or some shit, one
of the apps.
I would go every day, well, maybe not every day, but pretty much every day.
I'd go to the coffee shop, and before practice, and I'd read.
I would go there for an hour, I'd go and, like, read for half an hour, and then
Duolingo for half an hour for a long time.
And I got decent at it, but it's just, like, you don't, you don't, you lose
what you don't use or whatever the fuck that is.
And that's so true.
Because that was, like, a while back when I first moved to Arizona and first
met Danny.
I was, like, I'm going to be able to talk to her in her language and then did
it for a while.
I was, like, fuck that.
I got it a lot when I was in high school.
I had Spanish, and I got to a point where I almost had conversations in class.
You know, I could have, like, crude conversations in class.
And I remember thinking at the time, oh, this is great.
Because now I always know how to talk, like, a little bit of Spanish.
That shit was gone in, like, six months.
Six months after I graduated high school, it was gone.
Yeah, I was, I was.
You want some coffee?
Fuck it, I might take some coffee, yeah.
I was surprised.
I was doing pretty good.
I think Tim, Tim went with me to Mexico.
He was impressed.
I was trying to have conversations.
Nice.
And the thing is, is, like, when you, when I was there, it wasn't, like, as
embarrassing.
But, like, when I tried to do it with Danny or her mom or, like, I just feel
like a fucking idiot.
Imagine how foreigners feel talking to us, you know?
That's why it's so rude to mock them.
Yeah.
Danny, Danny moved to America when she was nine, went to just a normal school,
and no one spoke English.
And she only spoke Spanish.
And she was, like, just submerged into it and just slowly had to learn.
Like, she went to English class, obviously, but it's hard when, she said there
was one girl in her class that spoke, like, broken, broken Spanish.
Wow.
Imagine trying to, like, fit in and learn a new culture while you're learning
the language.
You have a totally different culture, totally different environment, and
totally different language.
Yeah.
No, it's impressive.
I mean, it's like you don't really have a choice.
When you're nine and you just go to school, it's like, you don't have a choice
but learn.
Right.
Most nine-year-old kids freak out if they have to move to a new neighborhood.
Yeah.
They've got to make new friends.
It's, like, traumatic.
You know?
You did a lot of moving, yeah?
Well, when I moved my kids here, there was, like, I'm, like, this is, like,
kind of at the wire where I can't move them anymore.
What age were they?
No problem, 10 and 12.
Okay.
Right before.
I was, like, this is, like, right when, and then we still had friends that
visited.
We have friends that also live in Texas.
We're, like, this might work now, but if you move them when they're, like, 15
and 16, not good.
Not good.
Yeah.
I was trying to get my sister to move down when she was, I think she was
somewhat, like, freshman or sophomore, and moved down to Phoenix from Montana,
and my mom was, like, no, I didn't get it.
I'm, like, why?
But thinking about it now, I'm, like, yeah, that would have probably been, it's
hard for a girl.
It's just, it's rough.
It's rough for everybody.
If you, and especially girls, they go in these, it's, like, a natural bullying
instinct that, like, teenage girls have.
They're fucking mean to each other.
They get fucking mean to each other, dude.
I get privy to some text message excha