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Joe Rogan Experience #1905 - Derek, More Plates More Dates

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Hey Derek, you know how I got so jacked?
How?
I followed the nine ancestral tenants.
Oh, I heard that works really well.
It's the best way.
Yeah.
Boy, when I saw that video that you posted, you actually sent me the video
after I'd already
seen it.
I caught it within three minutes of you posting it.
Oh my God.
I saw it.
It just showed up on my YouTube feed.
I'm like, oh yes, here we go.
And I wasn't surprised at all.
No.
It seems completely makes sense, but that's exactly what I expected.
Yeah, it seemed like just a matter of time for him.
There's no way you can look like that.
In your 40s, he's preposterously jacked.
Do we have a fucking, now that we know that he's full of shit, we're talking
about the
liver king, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
A lot of people are like, what are they saying?
This is all inside stuff.
There's a guy, if you don't know who the liver king is, there's a guy who calls
himself
the liver king.
And he's this guy who walks around everywhere with no shirt on.
I've seen him in Vegas with no shirt on.
Big bushy beard, super jacked.
And he was telling people that the way he gets that way is by sunning his balls.
He literally lays down with his asshole, staring at the sun and eats raw liver
and just lifts
like a maniac.
And that's how he's so jacked.
But it's preposterous.
Yeah, too many polar extremes to have just like a unique marketing spin that
was just highly
viral, in my opinion.
I don't know.
Most people could see through it, but at the same time, he would.
Like, there was a lot of big names that even reached out to me after the video
came out
and they were like, you know, I didn't think he was natural, but this guy
literally right
to my face would say, like, blatantly, I am natural.
And like, a lot of people will take a guy at his word when it's like a private
conversation.
And if he's straight up telling you in person, yeah, it's actually legit.
I'm natural.
And he was just lying through his fucking teeth, seemingly.
There's some people that are really jacked that are natural.
For sure.
Some people that are like super, super disciplined.
They, you know, they're taking supplements, but all legal supplements that you
can get at
like a vitamin store.
And they're just like, they've never gotten off the grind.
And who's that guy?
Paul Sklar.
Did you comment on him?
He actually did blood work like immediately after I had talked about it one
time and it checked out.
Yeah.
He looks like what's possible.
Yeah.
Like I, if you don't know who that guy is, he's super jacked and he's 50 years
old.
But when I'm looking at him, I am not getting any like steroidy vibes.
I'm getting a really fit guy who works out really hard and has probably been
doing it for 30 years.
Yeah.
That's, that's what I get when I look at that guy.
That's all feasible and possible.
Now, please go to the liver king.
Please show me some preposterous liver king physiology.
Oh, he has a, have you seen his apology?
No, I haven't.
I don't want to watch it.
He comes clean on steroids.
You, I fucked up.
I don't know.
I don't know if you guys are able to watch the images though.
I want to see some images of his body because his body is just so off the
charts, ridiculously massive.
That's okay, but that's like, there's unflattering lighting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to, I want to show some of him like jacked and lifting because he's just
fucking gigantic.
So he did cover the ab implants and etching again.
He said no to both, even in his apology.
Touches on it.
Is it, I mean, I guess it's possible if you're on that much juice that your ab
muscles grow that big too.
Because the kind of stuff he does is, you know, very core specific.
Like he's doing a lot of stuff where he's like cleaning and pressing kettlebells
and walking with them over his head.
And all that stuff really does ignite your core.
And if he's doing that all the time, I would imagine it's possible that those
are real abs.
But that was the question.
Do you think those are real abs?
Yeah.
Personally, I think they're legitimate abs.
And the etching thing, I think, is more of the controversial topic.
Did he have some sort of like cosmetic work done to target locally the fat
around the abdominal, you know, definition?
Would that make much of a difference, though?
Because he's very lean, clearly.
If you look at his arms, you look at his chest, you look at everything.
Like, look at that image right there.
He's so lean.
I mean, how much fat would you even be talking about?
And how would that make – the thing is the topographical map of his abs, the
way they pop up like mountains.
That's just mass.
Yeah.
That's where the question of whether or not that's real or whether or not they're
implants.
That's what I was leaning to is just like I feel like his overall body
composition is pretty consistently represented.
I don't think he has like – like I get that his –
Yeah, like look at him walking there.
The argument is they don't change in – like when he sits down or anything,
the density of them and like the separation is so dramatic that it's got to be
something.
Yeah.
And, you know, you could never really say if it was well done, like what did or
didn't happen.
I don't think it's implants, though.
That would be really obvious in my opinion.
Well, granted, then it's like, well, if it's unnoticeable, would you even –
Right.
You know.
Right.
It's like plastic surgery.
You only see the stuff that's not good.
Are you guys able to play the apology without it being copyrighted?
Sure.
We can play it for –
Come after us.
I don't know what like the Spotify copyright rules are like.
Oh, listen.
I think Spotify can handle this.
Let's play the YouTube version.
Let's play it.
Let's put a little bit up on Instagram.
Yeah, if you put it on YouTube, you're more than allowed to – here it goes.
Livergate confession.
That sounds like a terrible sound.
Is it a connection issue?
Maybe.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Weird.
That's happened before.
What is that?
I don't know.
A lot of people believed him, including the Bell brothers, Chris and Mark Bell.
I'm like, how, guys?
You do steroids.
Yeah.
How do you not look at that guy and go, clearly?
I think Mark likes to think that a lot of people – like, again, he doesn't
want to put a – is it working?
Or a – like a limitation on what's possible.
Like, he likes to believe that you could – and again, because this – the
problem with this, too, is a lot of people will extrapolate this out and then
think everyone with a jacked physique must be doing something, which is
problematic.
Because then it sort of creates this –
Right.
This narrative around, you know, everyone's lying or anyone with a good
physique.
It's impossible to get there without doping your fucking face off kind of thing,
which is not the case.
There are certain individuals who – like, I do believe that physique – okay,
maybe not – maybe not that physique.
But, like, within striking distance of that, in 0.00001% of individuals, you
could get there naturally.
Yeah.
Potentially.
Hyper responders.
Yeah.
Guys who are just, like, ridiculous genetics.
Like Ronnie Coleman Natural.
Yes.
Yeah.
Perfect example.
Yeah.
Ronnie Coleman Natural was super jacked, but he couldn't compete with the most
jacked guys, and then he started doing steroids.
Yeah, and then he just exploded.
But he's super honest about it.
Like, when Ronnie talks about it, he just will explain.
Like, up until he was 30 years old, he was Natural.
Yeah.
So, can we get it, or is –
Try again.
Okay.
Got a little –
Because I'm embarrassed and ashamed, it sounds fucking terrible.
Yeah.
Maybe there's another version of it?
There's something wrong with my cable.
I don't –
I think there's something wrong with my cable for some reason.
I'm looking at the audio on my feed, and it's not –
Is it the cable, or is it how it connects?
Is it, like –
It's one of the other.
It's both –
It could be both.
That's an old-ass laptop, isn't it?
No, it's a new one.
Oh, okay.
Old cable, maybe.
Because I lied, and I mislead.
Yeah, it's quiet.
I don't know if something's wrong with it.
That's all right.
Let's play it.
We can hear what he's saying.
A lot of people.
In the finals, I'm making this video to apologize, because I fucked up, because
I'm embarrassed
and ashamed, because I lied, and I mislead a lot of people.
I've stated that this is a complicated as fuck topic, at least to me it is,
because before
social media, I was rich and anonymous, and after social media, I'm still rich,
but no
longer anonymous, and I never expected this kind of exposure in the public eye.
It's been tricky as fuck to navigate.
Well, clearly, I did it wrong, and I'm here now to set the record straight.
Yes, I've done steroids, and yes, I'm on steroids, and I'm already managed by a
trained hormone
clinician.
Liver King, the public figure, was an experiment to spread the message, to
bring awareness to
the 4,000 people a day who kill themselves.
The 80,000 people a day that try to kill themselves are people who are hurting
at record rates with
depression, autoimmune, anxiety, infertility, low ambition in life.
Our young men are hurting the most, feeling lost, weak, and submissive, so I
made it my
job to mom, teach, and preach.
He did it for the hurting people.
Come on, Derek, the comments are not too favorable on that part of the video.
Our highest and most dominant form.
This is my fight.
This is why I exist.
Pause.
Your highest and most dominant form.
Yeah.
What?
He wanted everybody that's depressed and trying to kill themselves to reach
their highest, most
dominant form, but he wanted to lie about how he achieved his physique, so mislead
these
people that just by eating liver, you can come close to that, so as you fail at
that as well,
as everything else you failed at life that led you to the point of doing
something to yourself
that you're thinking about committing suicide.
Yeah.
Like, that's what he's saying.
I feel like in this video, he had, like, a very good opportunity to just
straight up say,
sorry, I fucked up, et cetera, which I think he thought he was doing, but he
also makes
a few little comments in there that I feel like people really dug in on, like
the whole,
I didn't expect it to happen this, or me to blow up this much.
It's like, it was very meticulously planned out from inception of the brand
within this,
I don't know if you saw the emails, but it's like, within one year, I want to
be at exactly
this in social media following, and this is what I'm going to do.
What's his social media following at now, Jamie?
What's his, like, Instagram?
I bet he's at 5 million.
I think on TikTok.
1.7 million.
On TikTok, he's at, like, 3 point something million.
Yeah.
Half of it's Chinese bots.
Maybe.
All right, let's play some more of this nonsense.
Yeah.
I'm spreading the message.
I've been on several podcasts, and when asked if I've ever taken steroids, I've
always said,
no, I don't touch the stuff, not going to touch the stuff, never touch the
stuff.
That was a lie.
I've convinced myself that this had nothing to do with the ancestral message.
I convinced myself that I'm not a competitive athlete of any kind, so who the
fuck am I cheating?
I convinced myself that this topic was a placeholder for a far more important
conversation.
I convinced myself that this would overshadow the 36 years of working out,
usually twice a
day, without PEDs.
That's not true.
No.
I've convinced myself that this was the bulk of the minority, usually in the
fitness category,
driving to an unproductive conversation.
And I had convinced myself that this would be the wrong message to send to the
15-year-old
boys.
Oh, the 15-year-old boys.
The ones who are continually dismissed him.
The ones who actually can get jacked.
We've seen enough.
You know what the problem is?
Sometimes people don't hang out with people that are smarter than them.
And you think you're the smartest person.
Or maybe be