Name: Looking at "Trump Cards"; Donald Trump's NFT Collection
Uploaded: 2022-12-21T18:36:20.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Looking at "Trump Cards"; Donald Trump's NFT Collection' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-21. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Looking at "Trump Cards"; Donald Trump's NFT Collection' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-12-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
people thought that trump nft thing was fake for three days oh my gosh no he's
really jacked like
that have you watched that commercial yet bro how crazy is he how crazy is he
your favorite
president better than washington better than lincoln play that because it's so
ridiculous
and this was like a big announcement yeah sold out it's sold out he's holding
like the statue
of liberty torch in one of the pictures that makes me so sad those trumpers man
they love him
like he's the dallas cowboys you know it's like they're just loyal to the team
it's like us against them that's what they've you know there's a certain type
of person in this
country that feels unrepresented you know that is so funny though here's the
website i'm trying to
get to the official wow just look at the whoever yeah look at this it's just
ridiculous play it i
can't believe this is real israel trump towers hello everyone this is donald
trump hopefully your favorite
president of all time better than lincoln better than washington with an
important announcement to make
i'm doing my first official donald j trump nft collection right here and right
now they're called
trump digital trading cards these cards feature some of the really incredible
artwork pertaining to
my life and my career it's been very exciting you can collect your trump
digital cards just like
a baseball card or other collectibles here's one of the best parts each card
comes with an automatic
chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me i don't know if that's an
amazing prize but it's
what we have or golf with you and a group of your friends at one of my
beautiful golf courses and they are beautiful
i'm also doing zoom calls a one-on-one meeting
autographing memorabilia and so much more we're doing a lot my official trump
digital trading cards are
99 which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting buy one and you
will join a very exclusive community
it's my community it's my community and i think it's something you're going to
like and you're going
to like it a lot they also make perfect gifts so you can buy them with your
credit card or crypto
all you need is an email address go to collect trump cards.com okay okay okay i
get it if you
bought 45 of them you got invited to dinner just imagine just imagine saying
that you bought 45 of them
that's all it takes to go to dinner with them how much yeah that's uh or you
just got to know kanye
max was 100 you could buy 45 000 yep or no 45 400. oh man dinner yeah i would
have done that it was
like a big dinner it wasn't a personal dinner it was a big like celebration i
don't know yeah he's a table
behind a bulletproof glass right i'm the best your favorite dinner guest of all
time no it's just like an
applebee's you buy 45 you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president
oh my god you're
guaranteed a ticket to dinner oh my god can you look at the fine print does it
say like you'll be with
you know and that's con yeah yeah you're it's a virtual dinner yeah it's a zoom
dinner he's eating
kentucky fried chicken on his plane right you know and i like how you're you're
going to be in an exclusive
club and they show like a helicopter but meanwhile you just have an email with
a photo in it this is
my helicopter it's the best helicopter no one's had a better helicopter better
than lincoln's lincoln
didn't have a helicopter like you had a stupid horse why yeah why did he also
say that better than
lincoln better definitely better than washington listen man he's leaning all in
he's going full pro
wrestling uh half of me wants to see that happen again but it's going to happen
you think yeah so once
they put him in jail it's going to happen and it looks like biden's going to
run against him that's
they've been saying it's crazy when and where is this mar-a-lago cocktail hour
the location will be
at one hour they gun everyone in the room down we will give you at least 30
days notice to plan
your trip all costs and expenses associated with live events made available to
digital trading cards
owners including but not limited to all federal state and local taxes air and
ground transportation
gratuities airline luggage black tie is optional optional you can wear a red
tie
south florida we will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip all
costs and expenses
associated with the live event but not limited to oh so they pay for everything
they fly you in they
pay for everything you don't have to tip anybody you get upgrades doesn't say
that all costs and expenses
but not limited to available to but not limited to all federal yeah i think
they pay all your taxes
on the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala wait
hold on hold on travel
expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend oh so
there's a misc miscellaneous
i say i i confuse the period in miscellaneous because they didn't say miscellaneous
they just
said misc with a period at the end of it okay let's read that again it says all
costs and expenses
associated with the live event made available to digital trading card owners
including but not
limited to all federal and state local taxes air and ground transportation gratuities
airline luggage
charges incidentals upgrades insurance service charge and other miscellaneous
travel expenses are the sole
and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala dinner so it's the
opposite of what i thought
it was it's everyone you have to pay for everything yeah yeah so you have to
pay taxes you have to pay
for your transportation you have to pay for tips airline luggage incidentals
upgrade everything insurance
okay when is the zoom call how do we get involved you know he's got regular
size hands does he oh yeah
shook his hand really he came to the ufc uh he was behind us and uh came up to
us put his hand on my
shoulder and i looked up and it's donald trump and i just pulled my head out
and i think this is nice to
meet you shook his hand regular hand yeah and he put his hands on daniel carmen
he's like i would not
want to fight this guy would not want to fight this guy and daniel's like holy
it's 45.
45 and 47. it's look i know he's a threat to democracy there's a lot of threats
folks there's a lot
wrong here it's not just that guy but if you deny the humor of what that guy is
well you're laughing
at him you are opening the door to chaos but art it's still funny you're not
going to stop people
from laughing at that so you can't do that you can't stop people from
recognizing how insane it is
to have an actual former president be on tv selling like digital cartoons of
himself saying they're the
greatest they're so inexpensive for what you get i'm the best president better
than lincoln i'm your
favorite look look at these things he's a hunter who's built like the rock with
a with a gun these
are crazy these are so funny superman yeah look at the superman one super jacked
imagine if he got
a trainer and started getting jacked the art style looks awesome by the way it
almost looks like ai but it
also looks like he just got a fiver like you know that website fiver he just
paid somebody five bucks
to make a it's perfect it'll look good over the kitchen table everybody has to
say their prayers
and then look to trump for guidance before every meal look at him man