Name: Shane Gillis on Getting Drunk at Sporting Events
Uploaded: 2023-01-14T18:23:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis on Getting Drunk at Sporting Events' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis on Getting Drunk at Sporting Events' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-14. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience I think there's a lot of functional people that are on
Adderall. I think Trump dog was flying
He was on some something. Trump was flying on something
I think a lot of people are doing that. Dave Portnoy is pretty open about it.
Adderall. He told me he did it before the podcast
Yeah, and he seemed totally normal. Yeah, but he's like if I don't have it
I just feel like I don't have my edge. Really? Yeah, doesn't it like I heard it
shrinks your like while you're high on it
Shrinks your burn big time. Your penis is gone dude. Yeah, it turns like gray.
Yeah, it's gone. Like a cocaine thing
Almost worse because Adderall's all day your dick is dude. Your dick is this. I
take Adderall sometimes just to get fucked up
It's fun to drink. You take Adderall you can drink all day. You can drink all
day anyway
No, but I'll go like I'll go hi. I'll take Adderall and drink until my body
shuts down
Because the Adderall you're still there like all we went to the World Series
Phillies Astros World Series I was blacked out, but I was fully like
What's going on? Then we tried to leave the stadium and I was like
I was like yo, I can't walk
Notre Dame Ohio State I left I couldn't walk
Yeah, it's like in Call of Duty when your character dies, but you get the
camera to float around
If you take Adderall you can day drink because I don't yeah, I get crazy
I can't drink on Adderall. How often do you take it?
That was the two times I've taken it. Damn
Ohio State Notre Dame World Series. It's a big day if I'm taking Adderall it's
a big day. Dude, what's a dose?
Whoever I'm with there's always somebody around that is prescribed
Yeah, it's 10 to 20. I would say it's like 10 to 20. It's crazy. Yeah, 10 to 20
milligrams probably 10 to 20 to
Sometimes you get you run into people that are like 30 fucking 40 milligrams
Crutch the time release Google the number I think porn I said he took some
takes a 30
I was like I didn't bring it up. I was like that's a lot
Some people munch the time release too. They have little balls you can crack
down on them and get it all at once
I tried to snort those
Those are some dark evenings
I tried
Plastic balls
Dude
This is crazy
I tried drinking on it twice the one time I was I was in college
I tried to I was on the Adderall. I didn't realize even like what it was I was
drinking on it
I got all zoomed out and I was like at the kind of a not like a super high
level of a concert
And I was like I'm gonna jump down to the next level and I tried to jump down
and I got kicked out of me
It was fucked up. Yeah, I was like if I could time it perfectly where all the
guards backs are turned
I'll jump down to the pit climb up and jump into like the other area you're
trying to get it up to the stage
It just snagged me. Yeah, of course I snagged me. You're a mess. I was like I'll
jump into the crowd
I'll blend and the crowd just parted as I jumped into them. The guy just beat
the fuck I was at a South Carolina
One shoe off knock my one shoe off. I got back in with one
I kicked mother's shoe off so I didn't look suspicious
So I walked in in my socks and they thought my friend was me and they started
kicking him out and I was like
I just let it happen. I was like fuck it
My friend that he kicked out and then I got kicked out again
And then I snuck back in a third time. Yeah, no lie in my socks. This is
mission impossible
I was on Adderall. That's why I cannot drink on Adderall. I snuck in I would do
it
I snuck in with the Aramark workers. I just walked in with them
Only in my socks and I climbed up through under the bleachers and I just
emerged into like some seating people like
I was like
It was the Bixie Boys. I love this song
It was like intergalactic planetary and it just came up
Oh my god, it's amazing. I can't have it dude
I can't have that shit
You're gonna appreciate this sneaking in a stadium. I was
Gone. It was an all-day tailgate. I was at South Carolina versus Tennessee SEC
football
It's a night game in South Carolina, and I'm standing there and there's just a
tiny fence between me and the handicap section and
I literally I just stepped over it. No one no one better than I did. I was
standing there just
I was on the field
I left my friends. They were in the student section. I was just shit face
walking around and I was like
Stepped in and dude people were like looking at me like checks out
fully checks out
Yeah, I'm used to that
I mean that's my face when I'm blacked out
I was like this guy, he's by himself
Someone just brought you a blanket
Thanks man
Oh my god
It happened at uh
I was at a Bills game
I'm just picturing you standing there
Dude swaying
I'm just picturing you shit face
And some guy doing a handicap check
I was at the Bills game Bills Steelers this year
Uh, and Gabe Davis. He's a wide receiver. He likes comedy and he likes podcasts
and all this stuff
So he invited me to the game i'm at the game and I took Adderall there
There you go. There's another Adderall
Uh
End of the game
He's like come down here towards the field
He took his jersey off
Autographed it and handed it to me up in the stands
Dude, it's just me and children
Me and little kids are the only dudes like down there trying to get high fives
from the players
This guy hands me his jersey and people are like, oh, that's a
It's a guy
Like NFL films was filming it
Like it was it was like a sweet moment for them to be giving me a jersey and I
was like
That's why
Yeah
Like they thought I was a special needs man
It was just me and children it was me and children in the bleachers like high
five can I get your gloves good game
Then a guy gave me his jersey and they're like nice congratulations
Yeah, like that's what that's what it's all about