Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1931 - Mike Glover
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1931 - Mike Glover' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-01-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1931 - Mike Glover

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
so my friend cheers great to meet you nice meeting you man thanks for having me
on
probably not a good idea to stuff our fat faces with terry black's barbecue
before we come here
should take a nap right now i got a brick in my stomach those beef ribs are
insane yeah oh my god
that place is so good that's the one thing that i you know texas barbecue will
fucking ruin you
there's only a few other places you can go where you can get barbecue of that
caliber it's insane
all the wood that they have staged for everything it's pretty amazing i got an
offset smoker for the
first time this uh company centex barbecue they built me this grill and uh i
never i always cooked
on a traeger which i love because it's so convenient you know you can see it on
your phone you know the
temperature is so but this i did it like the old school way like burnt the logs
and the off the
offset smoker regulated it with the dampers got the temperature up to like 250
degrees put the steaks
on smoked the steaks till i got them to 110 internal temperature and then seared
them they have there's
like a charcoal grill on the side oh my god it's insane it's the best since you
started your carnivore
there it is right there that's so they made me that's a little little charcoal
grill on the side
and then the other one if you go backwards that's the actual grill itself that
guy did a fucking
tremendous job it's like a real work of art oh hell yeah it's it's incredible
uh like just the
craftsmanship what's it called gin centex central texas central texas smokers
it's really really super
super well done how do you think elk would do on something like that oh it does
great i cook elk on
the traeger all the time i don't think it'll be any different i'm probably
going to cook some elk on it
tomorrow night okay so i'm excited i might try that out yeah so what's up mike
glover what's up man
nice to meet you finally i've been following your content years i think i saw
you talk about um a bug
out that i did yeah from phoenix to canada and you're like this crazy prepper
guy yeah you went in
one tank of gas well it wasn't one tank but it was how did you do it so uh the
idea um from the company
perspective was we need to demonstrate that bugging out um is not realistic in
the country
like going from gas station to gas station would not be available so if you bug
out you have to do
it self-sustained with no support so the idea was like hey get a dodge 2500
pickup truck because the
toyota tacoma is not going to cut it um we trimmed out everything we put wood
in the back we we put tanks
of gas like an extra spare tank 75 gallons which extends your range massively
um and then we did an
unsustained or a self-sustained trip from phoenix to the canadian border uh no
stops at a gas station
no stops for anything uh so we slept out of the vehicle um we we just did it on
one tank of essentially
one tank of gas we didn't we had to run and prime fuel into the reserve from
the reserve tank to the main
tank but it was just like to prove like hey man this idea of bugging out from a
bad situation to a
better isn't really realistic and with one tank of gas so like if you have a
hundred thousand dollar
vehicle because you're like the overland bug out guy and you have a quarter
tank of gas then you have
a big lead weight that's just nothing i mean you burn it to the ground when how
far can you get with
75 gallon tank as a reserve um a couple thousand um miles um with your main
tank so most tanks 15 to 30
plus gallons and then a reserve tank titan has a reserve tank about uh 30
gallons and then you can
get an extended fuel tank like i i talk about this like it's um like it's
innovative like it's new
but if you live in rural montana or rural anywhere in america you roll with a
75 gallon tank in the back
of your pickup truck because you'll go you know 500 miles before you see the
next gas station
hmm what's interesting about this is it should be something that people should
have in their mind
like this kind of information is it's there's nothing bad about having this
kind of information but
wasn't there a thing where some parts of the government were trying to label
people
as potential terrorists for preparing for things going bad yeah that's yeah
there's a rabbit hole
there um first anything on facebook that was seen as extreme think fringe
unique think unique
different than you were potentially labeled so originally um we we teach canning
and jarring at
field grass survival i mean my family preparedness director amber uh focuses on
families so we teach
canning and jarring that was first flagged by facebook and seen as um extreme
and they even had
a canning and jarring canning and jarring that's extreme that's extreme because
if you're preparing
you're preparing for something and if you're doing it domestically then it
potentially uh could label
you as a militant or a militia or violent extremist as i was labeled by
facebook but what is that that's so
crazy that like having food like food prep well what if there's a natural
disaster what if it has
nothing to do with some sort of a thing where you're you know trying to run
from people my my whole thing
with um the company fieldcraft survival is it's all about self-reliance and
kind of cutting the umbilical
cord or at least distancing yourself from institutions because when things fail
typically the institution
breaks it doesn't just fail it breaks and that causes a lot of issues we've
seen that recently with natural
disasters and man-made disasters but the education behind it is just learn how
to take care of yourself
long term short term and long term and that according to facebook at the time
and now is uh extreme
how weird so weird a weird world yeah and and somebody who came from the
military like i fit all the
things i'm a minority i'm asian i'm half korean um i'm a veteran i'm 100
service connected disabled
so i fit all the categories what does that mean 100 service connected disabled
so it means i'm
it's called total and permanent which i am it means i'm 100 disabled according
to the veteran affairs
office but also i'm total and permanent which means you can't like right now if
a veteran is let's say
100 disabled or 90 disabled it's a weird system you go in and you get your
annual checkup they could
evaluate you and reduce your overall compensation and say you're not 90 now you're
60 and based on based
on they could say your hearing is better than it was last time you know you you
picked up a couple
decibels and we are going to reduce your pay and compensation and reduce your
disability so um in
the military if you're 100 total and permanent it means they can't screw with
you so how are you 100 total
and permanent so they do a formula it's weird um veterans affairs is a weird
one but uh when i got
out of the military they did a formula and they interview you they do mental
physical checks they do
all the diagnostics hearing all that stuff and when they evaluate you they say
okay your your left ear
sucks so we're going to give you a rating and it's like 40 or 25 like i got
sleep apnea that's a
percentage when they when they add it all together and sum it up it could be
over 100 mine's like 200
plus percent when they've added everything and then they go okay then you're
100 service connected
disabled total and permanent which means they can't evaluate you and reduce
your compensation or or your
stuff so um me for example i am a hundred percent um service connected but i'm
also i have tbi and
post-traumatic stress because of that tbi which is kind of what i wanted um
this is a weird one
but if you talk to a military guy uh and andy stump um all these guys that are
our buddies of mine
when they come out of the military especially in special operations they don't
want to say they're
disabled or they have a problem right or they have post-traumatic stress so i
don't know if this is
luckily but i think it's better tbi because the symptoms of traumatic brain
injury happen to be the
same as post-traumatic stress they could label you as having that my concern
which is a concern even
today um if they label me with ptsd and said you're 100 connected because you
have ptsd we're going to
take away your guns so the red flag laws and all that scare the hell out of me
and and a lot of veterans
when i when i went into the veteran affairs for my evaluation it was in texas
in san antonio
and i walked into uh the office and there was a long hallway and there were
dudes in the doing
construction in the hallway and i heard a loud bang behind me as i entered the
room and the doctor
was looking at me and i turned around and was like what was that and just
turned around like you do that
to noises especially banks and i turned back around and she goes a little jumpy
are we and i was like
oh like here we go and they we did the interview and they asked questions like
have you been in
combat yes have you killed people yes have you seen dead bodies yes how many
dead bodies have you seen
hundreds well we find that hard to believe like what straight up what's the the
challenging whether
or not you've a person who's actually been to combat whether or not you've seen
x amount of bodies a
hundred find that hard to believe 100 holy the biggest what does that feel like
when someone's
questioning you like that it it was the most disgusting thing i almost got up
and walked out that
that was the psychologist evaluation when i got my physical eval it was um a
gentleman who was a
veteran most of the guys are veterans they served in some capacity so they get
it they understand
but they're used to dealing with shitheads and and i want to be careful because
there are guys who
suffer from post-traumatic stress there's dudes who get blown up there's dudes
that go through a lot
but the reality is most people who serve in combat combat don't do so at what i
would call the tip
of the spear they're not in front lines they're not involved in continuous
combat they might have one
rotation so most of what they see are people who have maybe gotten blown up
maybe not even been to
combat they have the you know they're they're the fear of impending doom has
created this trauma inside
of them and then they get they want disability and you know i'm not judging
because some of those guys
do i know some of those guys but they're not used to a guy who has an uh an
experience in combat
where they volunteered for it they wanted it and they did years of it so when i
talked to the guy and he
physically evaluated me he's like um so move your neck because mobility is a
part of the equation
and i couldn't move my neck a certain way and he goes i find that hard to
believe you can't move your
neck more than that i'm like um i'm injured and he goes well let's talk about
the history of where
you've been and i started lining out my combat time and he's like oh this is
different he goes well
who'd you serve with and i was like i was a green beret like oh okay so how
many years in combat yeah
four years in combat oh okay this is different and he almost like shifted and
almost apologized to me
because he's like hey man i'm used to seeing garbage okay so they're used to
people that are trying to
like kind of scam the system a little bit so they don't have to work again yes
yeah yeah but just to
challenge you on that that way i find that hard to believe yeah like i find it
hard to believe you
can't move your neck like bitch you don't know my neck i know it's like so
crazy that they would
immediately go to that yeah and there there are some vas that are better than
others i would say i
will say this about san antonio especially um i went to counseling because they're
like hey you need
to go to these counseling sessions and i had a counselor who was a vietnam
veteran who lost his legs
in combat and he was a long-range surveillance guy so he's a combat arms guy
like me
immediately we had rapport be