Name: Francis Ngannou in Boxing: What's Next?
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Francis Ngannou in Boxing: What's Next?' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-01. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
John Jones and Angano is another one now where we're all like that might still
happen
Could happen, but will it happen when they're
When we all want it to happen well, I mean if it happens in four years from now,
but it doesn't have to happen in four years
Here's my thing again. Mr. Angano, please hear me out. This is I mean just for
legacy
for legacy and just for all also money
I think the big money is if he has an account
What if he knocks out Dillian white
Right what if they they set him up with some boxer who's an elite boxer not
Tyson Fury
And he goes and wins a big fight and in God you got to remember and Ghanu is
265 ripped
national weight to probably be a
265 canned hams for fists just giant just he's a fucking
specimen and the power is
Extraordinary and if he's just punching and not worrying about takedowns if one
of those fuck look at look at Wilder
Wilder who's the greatest knockout artist ever
Crazy greatest he's one punch knockout artist
I would say I mean there's you have your George Foreman's and Mike Tyson are
the most beautiful combinations
We've ever seen the heavyweight division, but
Wilder your power
Blap you see his last fight. It wasn't even moving away moving away. He hits
this guy stiff
He has proposed that one Ortiz when he hit Ortiz in the forehead
Pull that up pull up Wilder knocks out Ortiz because he hit him and
Ortiz is a durable guy a tough guy and he had Wilder in some trouble in that
fight and Wilder is a blap
Yeah
Blap right in the forehead. Yeah, you can tell man that's back and Ortiz his
eyes are all back
He's like what the fuck just hit me. Those are the things you can't train that
is God's gift to you
And again, it's that long frame like you're looking another lean. Oh my
goodness. Look at this. Watch this
Here it goes again
BAM! I mean look at Ortiz. You know Ortiz is like what the fuck?
He's just like trying to put his mouthpiece back in. His mouthpiece is in. He's
still trying to find it. His legs aren't moving
Like wait a minute. He's like what the fuck? Look at his look at his face. He's
like upset about it. He's confused. Wilder
Preposterous power, but it just goes to show you like there's levels. Look at
the chin of Tyson Fury
Tyson Fury the 12th round that first fight drops dead right hand left hook and
even does this like it's over like I got him
Yeah, I got him. Nope. Rises from the dead. Rises
I remember watching that one live and I couldn't believe it. I was like oh,
that's it. He's done. Alone in my bedroom screaming
Alone in my bedroom screaming. Oh my god. He's winning the 12th round
I was my wife was in the other room. What the fuck are you yelling at? I'm like
he's winning the fucking 12th round
This is insane. He almost gets killed. He gets back up and he wins
Plan B option if Usyk fight fails to happen is Ngannou. Oh wow. Wow. Well the Usyk
fights gonna happen
It's the most important fight in boxing. I think that fight is gigantic because
you got Usyk who's, you know, beats Joshua twice and
The best movement and boxing and skillful. He's a heavyweight Lomachenko. Yeah
And was the cruiserweight champion is an undersized heavyweight and you got
Tyson who's as big a heavyweight as you're ever gonna say massive six nine
Long as fuck crazy agile with back fat like that picture right there
I couldn't tell him that picture pants were falling down or go back to that
picture, Jamie
The picture just showed the Usyk the backup fight that he's a backup fighter
The one that you just had up if you look the rolls of fat off his back
Yeah, look at there. That back fat is insane. Peak, peak male performance right
there. The bodybuilder
So you beat the bodybuilder
You're having for the Gypsy King. You're crazy dude. He's the fucking best. Dad's
out of his mind. I love him
I love that guy war Tyson Fury vs. Alexander Usyk headed to Wembley in April
Huge boost to british boxing fans. What a fucking fight. That's gonna be my guy.
That's gonna be amazing
I just don't know if Usyk has the size to deal with that guy
It's gonna be interesting to see he what strategy he employs whether or not he
can avoid the big bombs and the
The reach and the length so long but not the long lean type that we're talking.
Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Little different. Long, little different. I mean, he doesn't give a fuck what
his body looks like. He's just a fighter. Is he still
Is he sober? No. Is he not sober? He's back on the sauce now? He just doesn't
drink in camp. Yeah, okay
I mean, I don't know if he's sober. I don't think he's sober. He's always well.
He's that's what I mean
That's why I'm asking. I know he goes back and forth on
You know, he's he's right in the head and then he's not and then you'll see him
in a in a clip and he's had, you know, four
memento hell
Well, you know, he's an inspirational story. I mean, it really is. I mean, the
guy was like he beats Vladimir
Klitschko
He he becomes a heavyweight champion and then loses his fucking mind. Yeah, he's
drinking constantly almost committed suicide
Was driving his Ferrari thinking about just fucking driving off a cliff and
then gets it together and
Becomes the heavyweight champion again and then wasn't fully all the way back
when he fought Wilder
Yeah
And then fights Wilder in the rematch and then now he's fucking tuned up and
ready beats the brakes off of Wilder
And then the third fight Wilder catches him with a bomb
Yeah
That bomb that he caught him where you see the fat ripple all the way down to
his body
any other human any other human is not getting back up any other human
Nobody punches like Wilder nobody because you like like we talked to it's just
It's in him. It's not he's not doing something in the gym with a trainer to get
that kind of power
That's you were born with that gift
it's also being a gypsy and being around that fucking rough tumble brawling
world
His whole life his dad's a fighter his brother's a fighter everyone's a fighter
around him just
fucking
Savages just in the bones
In the bones you see people man when he whenever he talks about retiring I'm
like not yet
Yeah, don't do it. I think that if he does beat Usyk
It's still possible because they're gonna fight in April right unless in Ghana
decides to take a big money boxing fight before that
Which I don't blame him for doing
But goddamn it if he beats Usyk, that's really the only compelling interesting
thing for him in that division
I mean, what else would be compelling the Joshua fight not really not after the
Usyk fights
Mm-hmm. I mean unless Joshua comes back because they're talking about Joshua
fighting Wilder, right?
Isn't that the talk? No, they're talking about Ortiz fighting Wilder, right? No
Ruiz Andy Ruiz, right? That's what they're talking about
So Andy Ruiz you're talking about him fighting Wilder if that's look
Wilder versus in Ghana would be crazy
How about that fight? I just think as long as he gets
Something yeah, I just want to get that you're gonna leave that contract on the
table
I hope you get some big big fights man because that was a big yeah
More money than any heavyweight before but I think the sticking point now
I'm talking out of school here because I don't know just what I've read
The sticking point I think was that he wanted to be able to go off and do
boxing. Yeah, it's his credit
He's like a Conor McGregor did it. Why can't I do it? Yeah, and I get it
Yeah, I get it I
I get it, but if I'm getting yeah hundreds of million dollars a fight right on
the table
It's hard to a hundred million dollars in the Floyd Mayweather fight. Yeah, and
that's the generational wealth
Yeah, how do you find he locked out where the UFC wanted to partner with that
and make that happen, right?
That's where that whole situation and that's what Ngannou I guess wanted to and
it's just like man
They probably did that one time and we're like, all right, you know what? Yeah,
that was a whole
What's also if the boxer beats up the UFC fighter? Yeah, how many times you
want to sign up for that?
You can't get the boxer to fight UFC. Yeah, the thing is no one wants to do
that