Name: Jamahal Hill on Beating Glover Teixeira; "I'm Coming" Response Video
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jamahal Hill on Beating Glover Teixeira; "I'm Coming" Response Video' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-10. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- That was a phenomenal performance
in Brazil against Glover Teixeira in his hometown.
Last minute, like, I mean,
how much time did you have to prep for that?
- I had about six weeks.
- Oh, you did have six weeks?
- Yeah, six weeks.
- But it was, but you knew that it was a three,
it was supposed to be three rounds,
and then they changed it to the title for five rounds, right?
- No, it was a title right there.
- Oh, that was right after Ankaliev and Jan Bojovic,
so right from there.
- They legitimately called me while they were still.
- Wow.
- Yeah, while they were still in the gauge.
- If you wanted a full camp for a five round fight, though,
what would you prefer?
Like, how much time do you really need?
- I prefer maybe about eight weeks,
eight to, about eight to 10 weeks.
- So slightly abbreviated,
but your performance was phenomenal, man.
I mean, it was amazing.
To see you pick apart Glover like that,
and to do so well on the ground, too.
I mean, that was a big victory.
- Yeah, I mean, a lot of people thought that I couldn't do it.
I don't know, I couldn't do it.
Well, that was just the general assumption,
was that I couldn't grapple on the ground
and things like that when that's definitely--
- But you're getting that general assumption from who, though?
People online?
- Just picks, like, you know what I mean?
Just like people like that, like an analyst.
Then, like, any, like, the fighters or whatever
that I talked to her, like, they were like, oh, like,
they always say, it's always something that they say.
Even guys in the division, you know,
they were like, oh, he's just a boxer.
You know, I don't know if he can really wrestle
or if he can really ask, like, kicks or anything like that.
They were questioning the kicks, too.
You know, so it's just--
- That's some of the biggest moments in the fight,
that left high kick of yours.
Yeah.
people are going to question you until they can't anymore that's how it goes
you know there's always
i don't know about this guy and then all of a sudden he's the best ever you
never know right
and that's why i'm that's why i'm just hungry for you know i mean for names man
i'm hungry for the
next challenge what did it feel like when they strapped that thing around your
waist man this
is it's a hard thing to describe it was just like like almost like unreal like
almost like living
like almost like like in a dream like one of the dreams that i've had you know
and it was just like
i don't know it was crazy just the weight of everything that i did and been
through and
everything which is it was a lot yeah it seemed like a lot it's a lot for
everybody i mean that's
a moment that very few human beings will ever achieve there there's there's it
right now yeah
that was he like that's when he told me he was about to retire i mean it's
amazing how long that
dude is hung in there he was the boogeyman for six years you know for six years
glover lived in brazil
and he couldn't get a visa and this was like in the early days like when chuck
liddell was the ufc
light heavyweight champion that's how far back glover goes right i heard
something about like he went he
went pro in 2001. yeah crazy right crazy 22 years later and then still fighting
for the world still
and you know having that fight with yura pro hoska where he lost the title i
mean that was a crazy close
fight yeah until he got caught in that choke he was ahead i think he was yeah
he was ahead in that
fight i believe it was that video that you made to yuri was hilarious we played
it on the podcast yeah man
can't let it slide that's what she said that's what she said that's the first
thing it came in my head
whatever he said i'm coming now from now i can't he's ruined the he's ruined
the phrase for me now now i
can't say it at all no matter what somebody called me like oh i'm coming he's
an odd duck yeah that
dude's an odd duck he's strange he's very very different do you see like when
he was fighting glover
and glover was beating him up he was like good job good job yeah like tapping
him on it i thought it
was like well you can't do that man it looks like you're tapping tapping like
what are you doing he's
like good job good job he's but he's saying good job and i i think it was was
it mark goddard who was
the referee i think it was mark goddard whoever it was was warning him it's
like hey don't
slap him and say good job you can't do that just what a weird thing to do guys
on top of you
raining blows down you're like good job good job like yeah bro i don't i don't
know only thing i can
think would be possibly it could be like just like a tactic to try to make it
seem like all like no matter
what you're wasting your time right type thing like yeah i'm trying to like get
in their head because
i think even like with the whole samurai thing like he wants to play he
obviously wants to
wants to this image to believe be believed of him yeah like that but you know i
just seen him when
i was at the pi a couple days ago and he's he's a nice dude you know he he
walked up he's like nice
to meet you things like that and then like i came back the next day i was going
into pt and he was
working he's like he's like i'm i'm working on it you know i mean working you're
like i'm gonna take your
time to your thing he's already had the shoulder surgery right uh i don't know
i would assume if
he's already trying to read yeah i'm sure he has because apparently his
shoulder was the worst shoulder
they had ever seen the ufc doctors had never seen a shoulder that up before do
you know what happened
to him no his shoulder went out of socket in training camp and they tried to
put it back in
and these dudes are yanking on it these just gym dudes yanking on it and they
it up way worse
yeah that's never a good idea yeah go to a doctor man hey you're a world
champion world champion and
he had to give up his title like that well it's interesting that he did decide
to give up his
title he could have held on to it and he could have had an interim title and
you could be fighting
him for the undisputed title but instead he's like nope i'm gonna give up my
title that's why i said he's
an odd dude that's strange because that's not only like um like i don't think
that's normally like
like not only like a bad move legacy wise that's a bad business move yeah
because now your next fight
you fight as a challenger yeah you don't get the you don't get the same pay-per-view
buys you don't
you know i mean you don't get the same amount of money or none of that so yeah
it doesn't make any
sense i mean i could imagine the thought process behind it like you want to be
noble but uh you
gotta take care of your money bro you gotta take care of your money i mean how
many world title fights
you get if you're lucky if you everything goes perfect and he should know now
especially being
injured like hey this could happen and you could get a catastrophic injury and
you could be out for a
year or so you never know i think it was a play of him trying to be noble just
trying to be noble
trying to like you know he does the right thing where he respects the warrior i
like how you're thinking
about it like 3d chess like what is this motherfucker doing for real i'm trying
to tell
you man i think a lot of what he does is meant to put a certain image in your
head
you know so i'm sure i mean it makes sense it would be smart to do i mean he's
got a weird image
he's out there throwing kicks at trees right you know he's like wraps a tree up
in a foam pad and
starts punching it and kicking it like yelling in the woods yeah like okay man
you know gyms are better
gyms are definitely better than a tree i want to know what it is about being in
the woods that just
make someone stay yell like what is it are you upset with the trees do you just
feel alone
it's like so you want to be heard i mean this is a lot of things do you want to
be heard right right
yeah let me do is it does it make you more more uh noble or sophisticated to be
in the woods
what is it remember when rocky was training for for drago and rocky four went
to the woods
running in the snow carrying logs and i think matter of fact in the uh in the
out and uh
it makes me feel weird just even saying it out in the i'm coming video
damn it damn it i don't know another way to say that's what she said
where you at though this is the video by the way that's what she said that's
what she said
well and the one that he did though it's like an axe in the in a uh in a tree
stump in the background
yeah did you notice that no i didn't notice that yeah bro so i don't know it's
probably out there
chopping wood yeah i don't know look at him
yeah i might have been high when i said it could have just been that post right
there yeah i don't
see an axe he's a strange cat man that's a strange cat that was just like yeah
i don't know man
i'm coming did you think he's next if they have any conversations with you
about who who's gonna
be your first title defense as the champion of the world whoo sounds good
sounds good right
and you earned the out of that too yeah man it was uh yeah bro glover was glover
was tough man oh
he's so tough like like y'all said that right i think we need to put a little
bit more emphasis on it
because like
it's not just that he's tough he's tough he's tough and while he's being tough
he's still fighting
intelligently you know what i'm saying yeah so like for for not one second did
i hit him with
something and it was like oh i was like oh i don't want to get hit with
whatever's next right
cover up like you know what i mean like that that that one like oh i need it i
need to find like
protection type right he never did that you know and i was just like crazy
because it was one sequence
like i think it was like in the third where i hit him with right hand right
hand elbow left hand
it's like at no point was he like oh i need to cover up right or anything
because like i mean i
finish you at that point right it's like bro that was in the ground and pound
sequence yeah when
you're on top of that was so close a lot of referees would have stopped it a
lot of referees would
have stopped there i mean you were dropping bombs on him but yeah he kept
moving kept moving he kept
trying to wait he kicked me in the face from the bottom yeah he grabbed my arm
and pulled me like he's
gonna try to pull me into his guard and then when i went in as soon as i like
so obviously to not go in
you're gonna sit up i set up he kicked me in the face yeah this crafty fella
yeah man i think his
time with uh alex pejeda really improved him too towards the very end of his
career when he started
training with lx because like there's something about like having that dude in
camp with him and he's on
the run for the middleweight title that it all like came together and you know
some of his last fights
were some of his best the yambo hovich fight you know i mean uh you're the yuri
prohaska fight like
there's great fights man yeah he um he's harder to hit he's harder to hit clean
than i thought
because he turns his face a little rolls with yeah yeah a little a little bit
of that but it's like
it's his hands right so he definitely learns from from the people that he
fights because he was definitely
doing a little john jones to me you know the little like gonna kind of kind of
poke kind of poke his
hands out and he watched it a couple times like i wanted to follow up with some
shots with some
combos but the way he was like blocking he's like going like this or like
putting his elbow up like
this kind of like poking his fingers like jibbing his fingers like towards my
like face
so yeah that's a weird gray area right the you know because john poked a lot of
people in the eyes
yeah you know i'm sure he didn't mean to do it but that style of doing it like
that of having the
hands out especially when you're as long as john that's a you know it's a very
trick it's it's a very
gray area you're not supposed to do that yeah no you're not supposed to do it
but it's done it's done
it's done it's done quite a bit yeah especially like whenever you see somebody
get hit with something
like solid and they start like kind of get crowded and they want to get some
space or they want to
try to really keep you from coming forward that's the first thing that does
yeah what could be done
about that though the eye pokes the only thing that i think is a change of the
gloves they have to
figure out something to make a better glove that doesn't encourage your hands
to be open you know i mean
we talked about this before but trevor whitman um you know uh gaichi's trainer
he's got a way better
glove he he makes his own material onyx he makes his own gloves and shin pads
and they're
fucking top notch but he made a better glove and i don't know why the ufc is
not using it i don't
know what's going on i don't know if they have to get it approved by the
commissions i don't know what
the deal is but it's a far superior glove does it affect the grappling yeah no
no it doesn't but it
keeps your hand curved like the natural state of it is to have your hand in a
curved position versus open
with the ufc gloves you know you put those on your hand wants to be open and
you have to kind of close
it and tighten it down with with his gloves it starts out in a folded position
like it's much easier
so even if you're like extending your hand you would extend it like what you
would if you had a tie
glove a boxing glove on right you know i just think there's got to be something
there's so many
fucking eye pokes me you guys both poked each other yeah fight accidentally the
only difference
is when i poked him in the eye it helped him all right because i need because
that knee that knee
i caught him with right in the sternum right before that if if i actually am
able to put the frame
on him like i want to he's eating a head kick you know what i mean so yeah me
whenever i poke whenever
he poked me in the eye though i was on his ass i was on his ass i think i just
landed like uppercut
yeah yeah it just landed like an uppercut i was right after the little weave
the little weave sequence
here that's smooth how many times you watched it how many times you watched it
i watched it a few times
i watched it a few times it was just uh it was there was this one little
sequence in the beginning
at the beginning at the towards the end of the first round where it was just
i remember it happening in the fight but i wanted to see how it looked on
camera and it was
it was all right pretty smooth oh listen it was a very good performance it was
very you were very
crafty that was the the thing about the fight that i really enjoyed is like
watching your setups and all
your feints and luring them in and the way you're moving in and out like it was
very because i had seen
all that in other fights but um with all the stakes on the line in brazil
fighting for the title and i
think you were at your best i really do yeah man i rise to the occasion i
really lock in like you
know i understand i understand the situation i understand the moment so that's
why i work so
hard to get to it and then i trust the work that i put in you know so at that
point it's just all right
do what you do every day

Jamahal Hill on Beating Glover Teixeira; "I'm Coming" Response Video

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- That was a phenomenal performance
in Brazil against Glover Teixeira in his hometown.
Last minute, like, I mean,
how much time did you have to prep for that?
- I had about six weeks.
- Oh, you did have six weeks?
- Yeah, six weeks.
- But it was, but you knew that it was a three,
it was supposed to be three rounds,
and then they changed it to the title for five rounds, right?
- No, it was a title right there.
- Oh, that was right after Ankaliev and Jan Bojovic,
so right from there.
- They legitimately called me while they were still.
- Wow.
- Yeah, while they were still in the gauge.
- If you wanted a full camp for a five round fight, though,
what would you prefer?
Like, how much time do you really need?
- I prefer maybe about eight weeks,
eight to, about eight to 10 weeks.
- So slightly abbreviated,
but your performance was phenomenal, man.
I mean, it was amazing.
To see you pick apart Glover like that,
and to do so well on the ground, too.
I mean, that was a big victory.
- Yeah, I mean, a lot of people thought that I couldn't do it.
I don't know, I couldn't do it.
Well, that was just the general assumption,
was that I couldn't grapple on the ground
and things like that when that's definitely--
- But you're getting that general assumption from who, though?
People online?
- Just picks, like, you know what I mean?
Just like people like that, like an analyst.
Then, like, any, like, the fighters or whatever
that I talked to her, like, they were like, oh, like,
they always say, it's always something that they say.
Even guys in the division, you know,
they were like, oh, he's just a boxer.
You know, I don't know if he can really wrestle
or if he can really ask, like, kicks or anything like that.
They were questioning the kicks, too.
You know, so it's just--
- That's some of the biggest moments in the fight,
that left high kick of yours.
Yeah.
people are going to question you until they can't anymore that's how it goes
you know there's always
i don't know about this guy and then all of a sudden he's the best ever you
never know right
and that's why i'm that's why i'm just hungry for you know i mean for names man
i'm hungry for the
next challenge what did it feel like when they strapped that thing around your
waist man this
is it's a hard thing to describe it was just like like almost like unreal like
almost like living
like almost like like in a dream like one of the dreams that i've had you know
and it was just like
i don't know it was crazy just the weight of everything that i did and been
through and
everything which is it was a lot yeah it seemed like a lot it's a lot for
everybody i mean that's
a moment that very few human beings will ever achieve there there's there's it
right now yeah
that was he like that's when he told me he was about to retire i mean it's
amazing how long that
dude is hung in there he was the boogeyman for six years you know for six years
glover lived in brazil
and he couldn't get a visa and this was like in the early days like when chuck
liddell was the ufc
light heavyweight champion that's how far back glover goes right i heard
something about like he went he
went pro in 2001. yeah crazy right crazy 22 years later and then still fighting
for the world still
and you know having that fight with yura pro hoska where he lost the title i
mean that was a crazy close
fight yeah until he got caught in that choke he was ahead i think he was yeah
he was ahead in that
fight i believe it was that video that you made to yuri was hilarious we played
it on the podcast yeah man
can't let it slide that's what she said that's what she said that's the first
thing it came in my head
whatever he said i'm coming now from now i can't he's ruined the he's ruined
the phrase for me now now i
can't say it at all no matter what somebody called me like oh i'm coming he's
an odd duck yeah that
dude's an odd duck he's strange he's very very different do you see like when
he was fighting glover
and glover was beating him up he was like good job good job yeah like tapping
him on it i thought it
was like well you can't do that man it looks like you're tapping tapping like
what are you doing he's
like good job good job he's but he's saying good job and i i think it was was
it mark goddard who was
the referee i think it was mark goddard whoever it was was warning him it's
like hey don't
slap him and say good job you can't do that just what a weird thing to do guys
on top of you
raining blows down you're like good job good job like yeah bro i don't i don't
know only thing i can
think would be possibly it could be like just like a tactic to try to make it
seem like all like no matter
what you're wasting your time right type thing like yeah i'm trying to like get
in their head because
i think even like with the whole samurai thing like he wants to play he
obviously wants to
wants to this image to believe be believed of him yeah like that but you know i
just seen him when
i was at the pi a couple days ago and he's he's a nice dude you know he he
walked up he's like nice
to meet you things like that and then like i came back the next day i was going
into pt and he was
working he's like he's like i'm i'm working on it you know i mean working you're
like i'm gonna take your
time to your thing he's already had the shoulder surgery right uh i don't know
i would assume if
he's already trying to read yeah i'm sure he has because apparently his
shoulder was the worst shoulder
they had ever seen the ufc doctors had never seen a shoulder that up before do
you know what happened
to him no his shoulder went out of socket in training camp and they tried to
put it back in
and these dudes are yanking on it these just gym dudes yanking on it and they
it up way worse
yeah that's never a good idea yeah go to a doctor man hey you're a world
champion world champion and
he had to give up his title like that well it's interesting that he did decide
to give up his
title he could have held on to it and he could have had an interim title and
you could be fighting
him for the undisputed title but instead he's like nope i'm gonna give up my
title that's why i said he's
an odd dude that's strange because that's not only like um like i don't think
that's normally like
like not only like a bad move legacy wise that's a bad business move yeah
because now your next fight
you fight as a challenger yeah you don't get the you don't get the same pay-per-view
buys you don't
you know i mean you don't get the same amount of money or none of that so yeah
it doesn't make any
sense i mean i could imagine the thought process behind it like you want to be
noble but uh you
gotta take care of your money bro you gotta take care of your money i mean how
many world title fights
you get if you're lucky if you everything goes perfect and he should know now
especially being
injured like hey this could happen and you could get a catastrophic injury and
you could be out for a
year or so you never know i think it was a play of him trying to be noble just
trying to be noble
trying to like you know he does the right thing where he respects the warrior i
like how you're thinking
about it like 3d chess like what is this motherfucker doing for real i'm trying
to tell
you man i think a lot of what he does is meant to put a certain image in your
head
you know so i'm sure i mean it makes sense it would be smart to do i mean he's
got a weird image
he's out there throwing kicks at trees right you know he's like wraps a tree up
in a foam pad and
starts punching it and kicking it like yelling in the woods yeah like okay man
you know gyms are better
gyms are definitely better than a tree i want to know what it is about being in
the woods that just
make someone stay yell like what is it are you upset with the trees do you just
feel alone
it's like so you want to be heard i mean this is a lot of things do you want to
be heard right right
yeah let me do is it does it make you more more uh noble or sophisticated to be
in the woods
what is it remember when rocky was training for for drago and rocky four went
to the woods
running in the snow carrying logs and i think matter of fact in the uh in the
out and uh
it makes me feel weird just even saying it out in the i'm coming video
damn it damn it i don't know another way to say that's what she said
where you at though this is the video by the way that's what she said that's
what she said
well and the one that he did though it's like an axe in the in a uh in a tree
stump in the background
yeah did you notice that no i didn't notice that yeah bro so i don't know it's
probably out there
chopping wood yeah i don't know look at him
yeah i might have been high when i said it could have just been that post right
there yeah i don't
see an axe he's a strange cat man that's a strange cat that was just like yeah
i don't know man
i'm coming did you think he's next if they have any conversations with you
about who who's gonna
be your first title defense as the champion of the world whoo sounds good
sounds good right
and you earned the out of that too yeah man it was uh yeah bro glover was glover
was tough man oh
he's so tough like like y'all said that right i think we need to put a little
bit more emphasis on it
because like
it's not just that he's tough he's tough he's tough and while he's being tough
he's still fighting
intelligently you know what i'm saying yeah so like for for not one second did
i hit him with
something and it was like oh i was like oh i don't want to get hit with
whatever's next right
cover up like you know what i mean like that that that one like oh i need it i
need to find like
protection type right he never did that you know and i was just like crazy
because it was one sequence
like i think it was like in the third where i hit him with right hand right
hand elbow left hand
it's like at no point was he like oh i need to cover up right or anything
because like i mean i
finish you at that point right it's like bro that was in the ground and pound
sequence yeah when
you're on top of that was so close a lot of referees would have stopped it a
lot of referees would
have stopped there i mean you were dropping bombs on him but yeah he kept
moving kept moving he kept
trying to wait he kicked me in the face from the bottom yeah he grabbed my arm
and pulled me like he's
gonna try to pull me into his guard and then when i went in as soon as i like
so obviously to not go in
you're gonna sit up i set up he kicked me in the face yeah this crafty fella
yeah man i think his
time with uh alex pejeda really improved him too towards the very end of his
career when he started
training with lx because like there's something about like having that dude in
camp with him and he's on
the run for the middleweight title that it all like came together and you know
some of his last fights
were some of his best the yambo hovich fight you know i mean uh you're the yuri
prohaska fight like
there's great fights man yeah he um he's harder to hit he's harder to hit clean
than i thought
because he turns his face a little rolls with yeah yeah a little a little bit
of that but it's like
it's his hands right so he definitely learns from from the people that he
fights because he was definitely
doing a little john jones to me you know the little like gonna kind of kind of
poke kind of poke his
hands out and he watched it a couple times like i wanted to follow up with some
shots with some
combos but the way he was like blocking he's like going like this or like
putting his elbow up like
this kind of like poking his fingers like jibbing his fingers like towards my
like face
so yeah that's a weird gray area right the you know because john poked a lot of
people in the eyes
yeah you know i'm sure he didn't mean to do it but that style of doing it like
that of having the
hands out especially when you're as long as john that's a you know it's a very
trick it's it's a very
gray area you're not supposed to do that yeah no