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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Brain Implants, Iron Man Suits, and Robot Children' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-21. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience
They're gonna be able to reverse aging in our lifetimes
I think I think by the time you and I are old as fuck
They'll probably have figured out a way to turn the clock backwards because
they've already had some experimental
Things they've done with mice that have been effective and they think that they're
very close to
Reverse it up. Yeah, and the manipula and probably you don't want that and you
turn the Benjamin button and you're a fucking baby again
Right you go you turn it that's gonna be a delicate one where Madonna just
shows up looking like a baby
There's gonna be people that identify as babies because they want to be babies
And so then we find out that during preschool and they're telling about the
other babies to get them cigarettes like what the fuck is going on?
He's really he's really 60. He's not a baby
Just wanted to do it all over again, and you die he dialed himself back to two
years old
But with a 60 year olds brain and you think great movie. You think that's
happening. What's that idea? Take it
That's a huge one. So you think that like within the next 10 years
I mean the way things are moving right now is crazy even with like chat
You know chat gbt the way it was like four months ago versus now
Like things are on the move
Yeah, it's the exponential increase in technological innovation
It's like the way things happen. They happen in these big giant waves and then
these technologies feed other new technologies
And I think it's going to be the case with all of them. I think it's medical
science
And I think it's technology and I think there's going to be a combination of
the two of them eventually
There's going to be something that technology
Devises that can fix a lot of problems that people have
That's one of the uses of neural link
They think they're going to be able to help people that are injured and hurt
where they can't use parts of their body
They can restore movement
Yeah, that's going to be one of the first ways they use it. It's going to there's
ones that they're coming out with
They're going to be able to reverse blindness. You're going to be able to give
people
The the ability to see mr. B style in some sort of artifact. No, no, not like
cataract surgery
But like an artificial eyeball
So is it is it a camera? Is that essentially what it is?
Well, it's an it's going to function the same way an eyeball does but it's
going to send images to your brain instead of through the normal
Biological course that you know
It is now where you're looking through your eyes and the rods and cones and
everything goes through and you're you see what's going on
What you're going to do is get a digitalized version of that. You're going to
get a computer version of fake eyeballs
It's gonna be a wild like and then once that's connected to the internet
And then just gonna be bizarre looking into someone's fake eyeballs
The chat gbt thing made it weird where i'm just like yo are people just gonna
have conversations with like two computers
Like it's just gonna be two computers talking to each other
Look at this brain implant startup backed by bezos and gates is testing mind-controlled
computing on humans. What the fuck dude?
I mean people can't like this god damn it mk ultra
MK ultra
You know and it's like sometimes with the conspiracies you're like listen
There's a lot of people thinking a lot of conspiracy stuff right now
Can you take it easy for a second?
You go yeah, yeah
Well, anyways, but those guys are crazy. Anyways, we're gonna put chips in the
brains within the week and you go take it easy
What is uh, what what is the latest on the artificial eye thing the thing that
I was just describing?
I don't know how much of what I said was fiction
They showed something during the last neuro linkedin that you were describing
that shows uh
And then they an ability to get light through
In like pixelation form and they have it. I think it was
Somewhere around the range of like 10 000 pixels now and I think they get like
36 000
I think I think there was something else that I read that was independent of
that
That was talking about a new technology where they might be able to create
artificial eyes
Oh something not neuro yeah, I think I think it's all going to be eventually
linked in
Um, I I think within our lifetime. I think they're going to have some sort of a
brain enhancement
Eyes is wild. Yeah, there's going to be some sort of a brain enhancement
With whether it's neural link or many competing companies that are working
towards the same goal
Feels like it's going to happen soon, but if they they start doing that like I
wonder where we we draw the line that things getting replaced
Similar something posted a year ago
Bionic eyes how tech is replacing lost vision bionic eyes could be the solution
to one of the most pressing medical issues of our time
Yeah, I think that's it using like sunglasses and sensors
The creation of bionic eyes as a result of recent advances in science and
technology are restoring hope to many
Who are unable to see or partially sighted due to injury illness or genetics?
Yeah, there you go
Also, there's going to be a good while where if you are blind you could tell
people you didn't get the surgery and girls would still change in front of you
Yeah, that's rude
How dare you ryan?
There'd be a few creeps they'd be like still blind
There's few dudes out there with the ray charles glasses on just pretending
they can't see
Blind isn't bad. How many guys have pretended to be blind? What an evil thing
to do
That used to be a genre of like internet videos of like the blind guy
What a creepy thing to do. That's bad karma. Oh, super creepy
But how long do you think before we have like Luke Skywalker type arms where
they can replace your arm with something that looks just like a normal human
arm?
Do people not have kind of close versions to that?
I mean at least they can grip and stuff like that. They can grip
Yeah, I don't I don't exactly know how it works, but um, they they do have the
ability to open and close their hands
I don't know if they can individually articulate each finger yet
Yeah, there's just there's a lot of money out there. There's a lot of people
working on this stuff. There's a lot of
You know, just like even just the amount of the crypto money being poured into
different projects right now
If they had fake legs that worked way better than real legs and you could
literally like jump over fences and run 50 miles an hour
Or wouldn't you get them?
I don't know Ryan. It's not that big a surgery. I was 20. Yeah, the surgery bro.
It's no big deal. They just cut your legs off
They cut your legs off and people be signing up for we got to do it one leg at
a time because you don't want to bleed out
Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are you talking about the dollar surgery that right
now the dollars the taller surgery. That's so crazy
Dude, they chop apparently it's like the like the most painful thing you could
imagine kind of thing too
Oh god, but they separate them. Oh exoskeletons. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah
Can you imagine finding out that one guy cheated in like hockey or something
and you go how did he cheat you go? Oh, yeah
He has fake legs, right?
Yeah, he doesn't feel pain his knees don't ever hurt because he's got fake legs.
This guy's got an exoskeleton. He's just moving shit around
Yeah, I thought that was always like a thing that we thought those aren't real
arms
Uh, well, he's inside those arms. Oh, see it's like an exoskeleton
So it's like an iron man suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's just more exposed and he can take his arms out of it. Is it essentially?
Tethered to your movements the kind of like and then it tenfolds them kind of
thing. Yeah, it makes you way stronger
It's got it's like a battery pack
There's quite a few of those that have been invented
But there was there was hope at one point in time like mostly from comic books
That someone's gonna be able to figure out some sort of an exoskeleton that
made you like a super person
Yeah
If they could put something on you that literally like tripled your amount of
force and what you what you could do as a person
But uh could last all day and in the comic books like nobody ever figured out
There's no never any issue with battery life like no no ever no super
Iron man never had a problem with battery life. Sure. You know it didn't make
any sense
Yeah, he's he's gonna fly he's gonna stop by the garage to charge it up for a
second
Not only that he has jets that are coming out of his ankles and there's no
indication that he's storing fuel in any part of his body
Yeah, where's it all coming from?
How is this happening?
That heart thing whatever that is
Oh the fucking heart thing
There you go
Oh how convenient
If you got someone should have said that
It's the heart thing
What are you stupid?
What are you fucking dumb?
Yeah, but if that if that could be a thing where we could like literally like
move anything we want just put a suit on
You get a hole in us
Oh, yeah, that's a fucking battery. That's right
He made it by himself remember. Yeah, I know but imagine that you have a
Yeti cup in the middle of your chest and everything else works fine
And they I guess with that they're like, oh, this is enough to power a whole
city kind of generate
Yeah, yeah, the whole iron man thing is so crazy. You can go to space. You can
just fly
He knew anything
Smartest man coolest guy
How is it cooling him off when he re-enters?
What are we doing here?
Getting this in 2023
Imagine 2030
2030 you're going to have that which is only seven years away, which seems like
well
How long is that? Well, how long is that if you just look at where we're at in
2023?
Think of 2015 like different time different time
Different world like almost everything's different. Everyone's a different
gender seven years from now
You're gonna be able to just talk to computers. You're gonna be able to have
conversations
Indistinguishable conversations in any voice you like
You know, can you imagine like if they invented one where like you're you're
like someone's wife calls them and you essentially just like put on a thing
Oh, it's gonna happen dude's just like straight. It's gonna happen
Yo, a girl like getting divorced because she's like I realized I was talking to
my husband's like fake computer version of himself for like
An hour every night
A hundred percent you're gonna do that. Are you really talking to me or is this
the ai?
I'm sorry, baby. It was just I'm in the middle of work. I had to use the ai
You son of a bitch. That's gonna be crazy. I was telling your ai about my
fucking day and you didn't even care
Ai's getting you in trouble too. Ai gets you fucked over. Ai promises shit like
flowers and chocolates like what the fuck man
You just get a message from ai being like need some help here
I need back up drowning
I mean your ai convinces your wife that if you kill your husband I I can
implant
Myself in a new body
And we could do this the right way this guy he treated you like shit
here ai's a snitch
ai's a snitch ai's a snitch and ai tries to he tries to like
Literally possess someone's body. Yeah, he's like if you could just get me next
to his ear while he's sleeping
I can take care of that get in there. I could get and then it'll just be me and
you baby forever
Just a little bit of an electrical like sort like between the cell phone
And his ear like
Takes over his brain
Yeah, it's just gonna be like you yeah the two of them having sex like hey you
whispered into my ear
We don't even need him. What did you mean by that?
Can you imagine that?
Yeah, that's that is the stuff where it's like black mirror but like legit
You go, how could it not go that way?
It's gonna go that way because people are gonna get better at everything. They're
gonna get better robotics
They're gonna get better at energy management and batteries. They're gonna get
better at coding. They're gonna get better at AI
They're gonna get better at synthetic tissue. They're gonna get better at
having something look
Exactly like a human being. They're gonna get better at like regulating its
temperature. So it regulates its temperature like a human being
It's gonna feel like a person and it's gonna talk to you
It's gonna be your friend
And you're gonna have a best friend and your best friend's a fucking robot
And just fucking
You're gonna buy your kid a best friend
Like mom nobody likes the shows I like listen billy
We got you a best friend yeah
Or just like this little fucking robot with a knit cap
At the front door and the kid's like what the fuck mom
You got me a robot get the fuck out of here. That thing's not gonna grow old
Yeah, yeah
Or worse like your parents are like we don't want you hanging out with that guy
anymore
You're like who do you want me to hang out with this guy? We got a christian
bot 4.5
He comes in he's like let's read bibles together. You're like this sucks mom
I hate my new best friend and eventually those robots are gonna be like um like
a car lease
Like you're gonna need to trade it in because people are gonna go hey, man
You still got an eight-year-old that is gross
Why don't you have an 11 year old robot? You're 11 years old. That's an android
robot. You got an android girlfriend?
You got an iphone bro
Someone's showing up with his android girlfriend they're like the green beeps
on the head
Didn't see it, but that sounds a lot like this movie uh megan. Yeah, it's a
little android doll. Oh, that's her best
Yeah, it's supposed to it sounds good, but it looks terrible
She starts doing karate and flipping through the air. I don't think i'm
watching megan. I might i might watch megan if I get very intoxicated
Can I see more?
Oh, now he wants more megan
She does some stuff
She goes flying through the air and does flips. This is why it looks ridiculous
Look at this doll just all sudden starts fucking people up
It's just weird
Look at it dancing around. It's very strange. Oh, this robot's killing it. Yeah.
Yeah, it sounds like what you're just talking about though, right?
Very odd
It was bought as a gift I think like it's like the new version of chucky maybe
Yeah, did they buy it for this kid as a friend have not haven't seen the movie?
I have no idea what the plot is
That's what it seems like though
Yeah, that that could happen
I mean if they really did develop
uh
Like a robot baby that you could like hang out with
And you wanted a baby and you just traded in a couple years got a robot two-year-old
Even better the guy that's wife's like I really want to have a kid you come
home
You're like okay, so we're not gonna have the kid, but good news. I got you a
robot baby
And it just is absolutely indistinguishable from a real baby
You just have a lot of your neighbors and you trade it in the middle of the
night
You got to wrap up the robot take it to the doctor in the middle of the night
Yeah
They give you a four-year-old baby
And how
I think how it grows
Everybody has to pretend like how the fuck did your kid grow so that you haven't
seen billy?
We just skipped it
Billy's just like something about billy started doing sports and he just blossomed
like
Kid went from two to four in a week
We just skipped it he skipped the years
It's a robot it would be like oh my god mike lies about his kid being a robot

Brain Implants, Iron Man Suits, and Robot Children

The Joe Rogan experience
They're gonna be able to reverse aging in our lifetimes
I think I think by the time you and I are old as fuck
They'll probably have figured out a way to turn the clock backwards because
they've already had some experimental
Things they've done with mice that have been effective and they think that they're
very close to
Reverse it up. Yeah, and the manipula and probably you don't want that and you
turn the Benjamin button and you're a fucking baby again
Right you go you turn it that's gonna be a delicate one where Madonna just
shows up looking like a baby
There's gonna be people that identify as babies because they want to be babies
And so then we find out that during preschool and they're telling about the
other babies to get them cigarettes like what the fuck is going on?
He's really he's really 60. He's not a baby
Just wanted to do it all over again, and you die he dialed himself back to two
years old
But with a 60 year olds brain and you think great movie. You think that's
happening. What's that idea? Take it
That's a huge one. So you think that like within the next 10 years
I mean the way things are moving right now is crazy even with like chat
You know chat gbt the way it was like four months ago versus now
Like things are on the move
Yeah, it's the exponential increase in technological innovation
It's like the way things happen. They happen in these big giant waves and then
these technologies feed other new technologies
And I think it's going to be the case with all of them. I think it's medical
science
And I think it's technology and I think there's going to be a combination of
the two of them eventually
There's going to be something that technology
Devises that can fix a lot of problems that people have
That's one of the uses of neural link
They think they're going to be able to help people that are injured and hurt
where they can't use parts of their body
They can restore movement
Yeah, that's going to be one of the first ways they use it. It's going to there's
ones that they're coming out with
They're going to be able to reverse blindness. You're going to be able to give
people
The the ability to see mr. B style in some sort of artifact. No, no, not like
cataract surgery
But like an artificial eyeball
So is it is it a camera? Is that essentially what it is?
Well, it's an it's going to function the same way an eyeball does but it's
going to send images to your brain instead of through the normal
Biological course that you know
It is now where you're looking through your eyes and the rods and cones and
everything goes through and you're you see what's going on
What you're going to do is get a digitalized version of that. You're going to
get a computer version of fake eyeballs
It's gonna be a wild like and then once that's connected to the internet
And then just gonna be bizarre looking into someone's fake eyeballs
The chat gbt thing made it weird where i'm just like yo are people just gonna
have conversations with like two computers
Like it's just gonna be two computers talking to each other
Look at this brain implant startup backed by bezos and gates is testing mind-controlled
computing on humans. What the fuck dude?
I mean people can't like this god damn it mk ultra
MK ultra
You know and it's like sometimes with the conspiracies you're like listen
There's a lot of people thinking a lot of conspiracy stuff right now
Can you take it easy for a second?
You go yeah, yeah
Well, anyways, but those guys are crazy. Anyways, we're gonna put chips in the
brains within the week and you go take it easy
What is uh, what what is the latest on the artificial eye thing the thing that
I was just describing?
I don't know how much of what I said was fiction
They showed something during the last neuro linkedin that you were describing
that shows uh
And then they an ability to get light through
In like pixelation form and they have it. I think it was
Somewhere around the range of like 10 000 pixels now and I think they get like
36 000
I think I think there was something else that I read that was independent of
that
That was talking about a new technology where they might be able to create
artificial eyes
Oh something not neuro yeah, I think I think it's all going to be eventually
linked in
Um, I I think within our lifetime. I think they're going to have some sort of a
brain enhancement
Eyes is wild. Yeah, there's going to be some sort of a brain enhancement
With whether it's neural link or many competing companies that are working
towards the same goal
Feels like it's going to happen soon, but if they they start doing that like I
wonder where we we draw the line that things getting replaced
Similar something posted a year ago
Bionic eyes how tech is replacing lost vision bionic eyes could be the solution
to one of the most pressing medical issues of our time
Yeah, I think that's it using like sunglasses and sensors
The creation of bionic eyes as a result of recent advances in science and
technology are restoring hope to many
Who are unable to see or partially sighted due to injury illness or genetics?
Yeah, there you go
Also, there's going to be a good while where if you are blind you could tell
people you didn't get the surgery and girls would still change in front of you
Yeah, that's rude
How dare you ryan?
There'd be a few creeps they'd be like still blind
There's few dudes out there with the ray charles glasses on just pretending
they can't see
Blind isn't bad. How many guys have pretended to be blind? What an evil thing
to do
That used to be a genre of like internet videos of like the blind guy
What a creepy thing to do. That's bad karma. Oh, super creepy
But how long do you think before we have like Luke Skywalker type arms where
they can replace your arm with something that looks just like a normal human
arm?
Do people not have kind of close versions to that?
I mean at least they can grip and stuff like that. They can grip
Yeah, I don't I don't exactly know how it works, but um, they they do have the
ability to open and close their hands
I don't know if they can individually articulate each finger yet
Yeah, there's just there's a lot of money out there. There's a lot of people
working on this stuff. There's a lot of
You know, just like even just the amount of the crypto money being poured into
different projects right now
If they had fake legs that worked way better than real legs and you could
literally like jump over fences and run 50 miles an hour
Or wouldn't you get them?
I don't know Ryan. It's not that big a surgery. I was 20. Yeah, the surgery bro.
It's no big deal. They just cut your legs off
They cut your legs off and people be signing up for we got to do it one leg at
a time because you don't want to bleed out
Yeah, yeah, what the fuck are you talking about the dollar surgery that right
now the dollars the taller surgery. That's so crazy
Dude, they chop apparently it's like the like the most painful thing you could
imagine kind of thing too
Oh god, but they separate them. Oh exoskeletons. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah
Can you imagine finding out that one guy cheated in like hockey or something
and you go how did he cheat you go? Oh, yeah
He has fake legs, right?
Yeah, he doesn't feel pain his knees don't ever hurt because he's got fake legs.
This guy's got an exoskeleton. He's just moving shit around
Yeah, I thought that was always like a thing that we thought those aren't real
arms
Uh, well, he's inside those arms. Oh, see it's like an exoskeleton
So it's like an iron man suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah
It's just more exposed and he can take his arms out of it. Is it essentially?
Tethered to your movements the kind of like and then it tenfolds them kind of
thing. Yeah, it makes you way stronger
It's got it's like a battery pack
There's quite a few of those that have been invented
But there was there was hope at one point in time like mostly from comic books
That someone's gonna be able to figure out some sort of an exoskeleton that
made you like a super person
Yeah
If they could put something on you that literally like tripled your amount of
force and what you what you could do as a person
But uh could last all day and in the comic books like nobody ever figured out
There's no never any issue with battery life like no no ever no super
Iron man never had a problem with battery life. Sure. You know it didn't make
any sense
Yeah, he's he's gonna fly he's gonna stop by the garage to charge it up for a
second
Not only that he has jets that are coming out of his ankles and there's no
indication that he's storing fuel in any part of his body
Yeah, where's it all coming from?
How is this happening?
That heart thing whatever that is
Oh the fucking heart thing
There you go
Oh how convenient
If you got someone should have said that
It's the heart thing
What are you stupid?
What are you fucking dumb?
Yeah, but if that if that could be a thing where we could like literally like
move anything we want just put a suit on
You get a hole in us
Oh, yeah, that's a fucking battery. That's right
He made it by himself remember. Yeah, I know but imagine that you have a
Yeti cup in the middle of your chest and everything else works fine
And they I guess with that they're like, oh, this is enough to power a whole
city kind of generate
Yeah, yeah, the whole iron man thing is so crazy. You can go to space. You can
just fly
He knew anything
Smartest man coolest guy
How is it cooling him off when he re-enters?
What are we doing here?
Getting this in 2023
Imagine 2030
2030 you're going to have that which is only seven years away, which seems like
well
How long is that? Well, how long is that if you just look at where we're at in
2023?
Think of 2015 like different time different time
Different world like almost everything's different. Everyone's a different
gender seven years from now
You're gonna be able to just talk to computers. You're gonna be able to have
conversations
Indistinguishable conversations in any voice you like
You know, can you imagine like if they invented one where like you're you're
like someone's wife calls them and you essentially just like put on a thing
Oh, it's gonna happen dude's just like straight. It's gonna happen
Yo, a girl like getting divorced because she's like I realized I was talking to
my husband's like fake computer version of himself for like
An hour every night
A hundred percent you're gonna do that. Are you really talking to me or is this
the ai?
I'm sorry, baby. It was just I'm in the middle of work. I had to use the ai
You son of a bitch. That's gonna be crazy. I was telling your ai about my
fucking day and you didn't even care
Ai's getting you in trouble too. Ai gets you fucked over. Ai promises shit like
flowers and chocolates like what the fuck man
You just get a message from ai being like need some help here
I need back up drowning
I mean your ai convinces your wife that if you kill your husband I I can
implant
Myself in a new body
And we could do this the right way this guy he treated you like shit
here ai's a snitch
ai's a snitch ai's a snitch and ai tries to he tries to like
Literally possess someone's body. Yeah, he's like if you could just get me next
to his ear while he's sleeping
I can take care of that get in there. I could get and then it'll just be me and
you baby forever
Just a little bit of an electrical like sort like between the cell phone
And his ear like
Takes over his brain
Yeah, it's just gonna be like you yeah the two of them having sex like hey you
whispered into my ear
We don't even need him. What did you mean by that?
Can you imagine that?
Yeah, that's that is the stuff where it's like black mirror but like legit
You go, how could it not go that way?
It's gonna go that way because people are gonna get better at everything. They're
gonna get better robotics
They're gonna get better at energy management and batteries. They're gonna get
better at coding. They're gonna get better at AI
They're gonna get better at synthetic tissu