Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1946 - Protect Our Parks 7

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
You doing heroin?
Yes.
Yes, we're up.
I'm the only one without sunglasses.
What the fuck?
It's just easy to hide behind something.
I'm here alone.
It's like a poker game.
No sunglasses.
You gotta get them, bro.
They're in my car.
I'm not going.
Have a second pair.
Call one of your goons.
I just feel the place.
All right, give them yours.
Yours are cool.
Mine are cool.
Joe would look cool in those, too.
Those are like Bosworth glasses.
Joe, try those on.
You can watch Pit Vipers, too.
I live in Florida.
I was in Key West.
Oh, yeah, with that bald head?
You fucking bring someone to justice, man.
Fuck yeah, bro.
You look like a bounty on there.
You're a video game boss.
Fun times last night, boys.
Oh, yeah.
Good show.
We stayed too late.
Yeah, it was a little late.
I got home.
I've been requiring myself to write for at least one hour when I get home.
Finally writing.
I'm in bed until four in the morning.
Holy hell.
So you got home and wrote?
Wrote.
That's crazy.
Damn.
So what do you write your best?
I do it at night.
Sometimes at bars.
Sometimes when I just get off stage, your juices are still flowing.
Sure.
It's like every now and then you get the one gem out of ten.
Just one little idea, one little spark.
Oh, yeah.
Come on, pussies.
Get in there.
It's not shades yet.
Well, we got like seven different drugs going around.
Whatever, allegedly.
Don't be scared of the future.
What about a cigar?
You want a cigar?
Yeah.
Please.
I'm all right.
All right.
No Shane.
No Shane in that?
Yep.
Hey.
Don't fat Shane.
There's a tour.
No Shane in that?
It's just like you canceling gigs?
What?
No Shane in that tour?
Oh, yeah.
He loves titles.
I don't like them.
Yes, sir.
Oh, grazie.
Come up with a name.
Names are tough.
Yep.
What about when you have a kid?
You've got to name that thing forever.
I saw Buffett.
It was a second wind tour.
A lot of old people.
Jimmy Buffett?
Second wind tour is a great name.
Second wind tour.
For that, it is.
It made me realize names of tours are cool.
He's underrated.
I'd go the opposite way.
Damn.
He's overrated?
What?
About three songs I knew.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato.
That's great.
That's one of them.
That's all you need, dude.
Wasted away again and margarita.
Yeah, pop top.
Come on.
Stepped on a pop top.
What is that?
Pumped in my heart.
What's a pop top?
You know, like a...
Convertible?
You pop a bottle.
It's a Florida movie.
But he stepped on it?
It's Florida music.
He stepped on it.
He's drunk in his apartment.
Oh, it's wholesome.
Yeah.
It's like it's passable.
Can I get the circumcise?
Florida's a good place.
I was just down there.
Oh, shit.
I'd like to be there.
That's amazing.
How about it, guys?
Let's move to Florida.
Let's start this over.
Florida's where you move to when everything goes terrible.
Yeah.
Key West.
If everything goes bad in Texas, you move to Florida.
If, like, Beto O'Rourke becomes governor...
What?
He's got a skateboard.
He does, I'm sure.
And everything slides into oblivion, you go to Florida.
Yeah.
You go to Florida.
Florida's, like, the last stand before you just move to South America.
And Key West is the last of Florida.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Before you get a compound in Mexico, you go to Florida.
Yeah.
Key West is the jizz coming out of the dick.
Yep.
That's it.
Yep.
It's over.
Right on the bottom.
I've never been to Key West.
It's rules, dude.
I heard it's pretty awesome.
It's an escape.
Is there a good club there?
There's a small club, Key West Comedy.
Yeah, is it good?
It's great.
Yeah?
90 people.
You do it?
I just did it.
Oh, no shit.
Spend a week there.
Nice.
Do two shows.
Nice.
That's it.
Jet ski.
Jet ski, bike everywhere.
Leather lady.
The people there must be just so fucking loose.
They're devoid of any sort of fashion or trying to stick with anybody.
They're just so...
I saw three cops in action, and all of them were trying to get an old lady from
the street
to the sidewalk.
That's it?
Yeah.
She's like, you're too drunk at 4 p.m.
Please, ma'am.
Please, can you go to the sidewalk?
Should you go to Hemingway's house?
What's Hemingway's house?
Yeah, that's pretty neat.
You see all the cats with thumbs?
Yes.
The one has seven.
It's great.
They just have like...
How does that happen?
Breeding.
Is it overbreeding?
Breeding them on purpose.
Inbreeding.
Oh, on purpose.
To make those thumbs.
No.
Hemingway cats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's pretty great.
That's Hemingway's cats.
Yeah, we touched them.
Pet them.
No shit.
Yeah, they're everywhere.
It's pretty fun.
That's scary.
Look how big that is.
Is there like a tour of his house you do?
Yeah.
It's awesome.
Hype writers there and shit?
Like that kind of deal?
That's why he killed himself.
Scary cats.
Look at the hands on that thing.
All the concussions he has.
That is crazy.
Yeah, it's nuts.
Oh, he had a shit ton of concussions, right?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, and they're like, this might have also led to his...
CT?
Yeah.
Yeah, he was in war.
He was boxing.
Oh, yeah.
Getting knocked out all the time.
I can't tell, because I always...
I loved Hemingway, but he also seems kind of like a douche.
I think he believed who he was.
Yeah.
There's a part of that that's annoying, where he's like, I'll fight anybody on
this island.
It's like, shut up, author.
We're all just drinking.
Author.
Shut up, dork.
Yeah, go play with your cats.
Isn't that funny?
Like, some guys are intellectuals.
They feel like they have to do something like that to be legit.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Go out and get knocked out.
Yeah.
He loved, like, yeah, bullfighting.
Oh, yeah.
You hear that, Neil deGrasse?
What about Neil deGrasse?
He's a wrestler.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he wrestles.
He was a beast, though, wasn't he?
He was a wrestler in high school and college, yeah.
Yeah, he was fit.
Yeah, it'd be a bummer to get your ass whooped by Neil deGrasse.
I would.
Start talking shit to him.
That's that old school barrel chest.
He looks like he wears a unitard to the beach.
When men ate mostly oats, they looked like that.
Oats?
That was part of this nutritious breakfast.
Looks like Orson Welles.
He really does.
They all ate oats and grits and shit.
But he got laid quite a bit.
Did he?
He fucked.
Oh, man.
He fucked everybody.
Getting rid of wives.
Every wife he cheated on with his next wife.
Jesus.
Why marry again?
Because he's a dummy.
I mean, after this one's over, I probably won't do it again.
Guys get romantic.
What do you got here?
Some 18-year-old scotch, sir.
Oh, too old for me.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hey.
Thank you.
You want some?
Don't be a pussy.
All right.
To the camera.
All right.
That's all we have to do.
Done.
Gentlemen, I look forward to this more than almost everything.
Hey.
So much fun.
Hey.
Those parks are going away.
Hey.
I do fucking hate parks.
Oh, yeah.
I do nothing to protect them.
We're flying down and Ari's like.
You talking about Rosa?
When we get there.
There's more parks to be saved?
No.
I just wanted to go on a hike.
No.
We're flying down.
He's like, what time do you land?
Me and Norman were on the same flight.
He's like, what time do you land?
Let's get in.
We'll get a hike in before the show.
I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up.
It's winter in New York.
Don't you appreciate the sun?
Oh, that's right.
You guys are freezing up there.
We can just sit outside and have a cocktail.
Yeah.
Go outside by the lake.
Just hang out.
Watch the canoes roll by.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Lovely.
Yeah.
You want to go inland into the city.
Yeah.
I had to buy deodorant.
You're like, let's walk by the river.
Then we walk by the river.
There's fucking just homeless dudes living.
Yep.
In the fucking mud.
Fucking hell.
It's sinking in.
I know.
Wouldn't it bother you how much Ari loves, like, nature?
It's so annoying.
Well, when you live in Manhattan, you need it.
It's like a drug.
You need to go get your drug.
I want to walk in the park.
Go to the park.
Let's go to the park and just sit in the grass.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
You've got to be in the ground soon with his age.
You've got to connect.
That's right.
Get used to it.
Have you ever seen a coyote in Central Park?
No, I've seen them in L.A.
Have you?
Apparently, they have them in Central Park now.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's all these photos of coyotes in Central Park.
Maybe they leave the homeless.
They're a weird animal.
Like, as they get persecuted, they move out and branch out their territory.
It's like Jews.
Yeah, I was going to say.
It reminds me of something.
Yeah.
Well, they were attacked by the gray wolves.
I've been back to Poland in a while.
The gray wolves and them are not related.
They're, like, the one animal.
Like, when they have kai wolves, like, when a coyote and a wolf breed, it's
always a red wolf.
So, it's an eastern wolf.
So, the western wolves, the gray wolves, the ones that they killed off, and
then they're bringing them back because they're idiots.
They're bringing them back from Canada, like, reintroducing wolves.
Letting them out in Manhattan.
It's such a terrible idea.
But, uh, the gray wolves used to kill the coyotes.
So, the coyotes, when the wolves were killing them, they would, uh, have more
babies.
So, the females, whenever they do roll call and they scream out in the night,
if one of them's missing, it causes the female to have extra pups.
No.
Whoa.
Yeah, it was a great book called Coyote America by Dan Flores.
I had him on the podcast.
Yeah.
They're an amazing animal.
I love the roll call.
You hear it when they get something, they all, like, yeah.
I just saved my cat from some coyotes.
Really?
Yeah.
Did I ever say this on here?
Lay it on me, Fetty.
Yeah.
No, I was just sitting at my parents' house.
All of a sudden, I heard some fucking dogs screaming in the backyard.
I'd never heard that shit.
They were just in my parents' backyard screaming.
And I went outside, and they were, like, circling my cat.
Whoa.
I had to run out there and, like, pick him up.
What a pussy.
I was, like, out there, like, get out of here.
Go on, get.
It's, like, screaming at these dogs.
I watched a coyote jump over my back fence with a chicken in its mouth.
Jumped over my fence.
It was, like, you know, I guess, like, a six-foot-high fence.
Jumped over it like it was nothing.
Wow.
Like, it was nothing.
Just bing to the top of the fence.
Paws on the top.
Toosh.
Over the fence.
That's awesome.
Just let me know.
Like, this fence is bullshit.
This fence is doing zero.
Like, my dog has zero chance of getting out.
Right.
This coyotes just go in and out like it's nothing.
Damn.
It's wild, man.
See how agile?
They're little wolves.
Yeah.
They're wolves that live amongst us.
They're just a small wolf.
Yeah, I didn't know they were in Central Park.
It's cool.
They're everywhere.
They're in every single city in the country.
What do they do?
Borough?
Look at them.
Look at that.
They're cute.
Someone's roof.
They're pretty.
Someone's roof.
But they're everywhere.
That's Bushwick.
So this is only within.
Oh, that's a Photoshop.
This is only within the last.
Oh, no, it's not.
That's just a perspective shot.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that's a roof.
It's on a roof looking over.
It's pretty crazy.
You thought he was on the street?
Yeah.
It's like a giant wolf about to eat the lady.
What?
It's on a roof.
She's like, be cool.
I guess that's the same coyote.
But there's rats galore out there.
Yeah, rats.
That's snacks all day.
There are rats.
Well, that's what they do in L.A.
They clean up the rats in L.A.
They're a reason why we're not infested.
You think about all the fucking garbage that's on the floor in L.A.
On the streets.
Animals in the City is jarring.
You see those monkeys?
Yeah, they're fun.
Is that in Florida?
When I was with Stan Hope in, when I was staying at Stan Hope's, you know, me
and him were drinking.
We'd go around, like, walking around at night.
There'd be fucking javelinas everywhere.
Javelinas killed his neighbor's dog.
And they fucked people up.
Really?
Yeah, they fucked up his neighbo