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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Reads Texts From His Uncle About Vietnam; What It Was Really Like' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-02-23. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. I don't know anything, but I've been watching, dude,
on the plane I was watching the fucking, I've been watching the Ken Burns
Vietnam.
Heavy stuff. God damn, dude. I cried on the plane like a fucking idiot. Oh, is
that why you cry? Watching a PBS doc. You're out of meatballs.
Mark, if you're gonna say nasty stuff. That was a nice ride though. I can
remember when the Vietnam War ended. Really? Yeah, I was a little kid.
I was living in San Francisco and I remember thinking, thank God, we're never
gonna do a war again.
Thank God it's over while I'm a child. I remember thinking that. Yeah.
Boy, glad they figured this out. That was long. Nine years? Dude, from day one
they were like, we're not gonna win.
Yeah. From day one. They just had to be there? McNamara's in there with LBJ
like, this isn't going, this is never gonna work.
Yeah. And they just kept doing it. A lot of heroin out there. Oh my God.
I mean, hold on, I had to be a part of what was going on. I was drinking on the
plane and I like, while watching this, I like drunk texted my uncle who got
wounded.
Vietnam, I was like, where'd you get hurt?
It's like a crazy text to send. Oh my God. And then he explained how he got
hurt and it was like, whoa.
I went to the, how did he get hurt?
He was a, he was a forward observer for his group. It was the battle of, fuck,
I'll find it.
But, uh, it was 200 US soldiers surrounded by about 3,000 Viet Cong, or RVN.
And then, uh, he was the forward observer that was calling in coordinates.
So they were all trying to get him. He, they got him. They hit him with an RPG
eventually. But he was, he was the one up front calling in the gunships,
calling in the artillery.
Where to go. And rocket propel to me. Oh yeah. Thank you. Wow. Like a spotter
and crew.
There he is. That's not right. I'm just asking.
What's the Gillis? Drang Valley incident.
1965. Google Gillis Vietnam.
No, his last name is not Gillis.
Ah.
What's crazy is the Vietnamese don't even hate Americans.
No, they hate the Chinese way more.
That shit's all past them.
Who doesn't?
They call it the, the American War and not the, uh.
It was, uh, the Battle of Hill 102, aka the Battle of Khe Son Valley.
65 Americans killed, 200 Americans surrounded by 2,000.
But then I was, I'm a little buzzed. I'm asking him fucked up questions.
I'm like, what's it like?
What's it like? A broadest question.
He said, what happens is you enter a zone where you just shut down your
emotions
and focus on what you need to do to survive and protect your men.
No time to process feelings.
There's enormous chaos, but you were acutely aware of everything.
At least that was my experience.
Wow.
He said, this is a wild response.
Yeah, that's a great response.
He said, at one point, there were waves of MVA running towards us,
but my sole focus was to stop them from getting too close with a gunship known
as Spooky.
I mowed them down as they advanced.
Without the relentless stream of fire from Spooky, we would have been overrun.
Thank God for Spooky.
God damn.
Wow.
Gunships fire to this area and they just fucking light it up.
I was talking to him.
He said, I was the forward observer, so my job was to keep artillery jet
strikes and gunship
fire raining down on the enemy.
Does he want you reading this on air?
It'll be all right.
That's why they were trying to get through me and take me out, which they
eventually did,
but I took a lot of them out first.
I was like, holy shit.
I was drinking, watching the documentary on my phone, like, damn.
I think he's smoking a joint with that guy on a porch.
Woo.
He'll tell you.
He's, my other uncle was in Vietnam and was like, uh...
It's the gunship.
There it is.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Yeah.
Wow.
Spooky.
My other uncle was in Vietnam and he never talks about it.
Yeah.
That guy, if you ask, he's...
They downed Spooky.
Look at that.
Ouch.
1968, February 15th.
Nine killed in downing of Spooky gunship.
To the spook.
To the Spooky.
Spooky.
Cheers, Spooky.
Wow.
Aye, aye, aye.
Well, at least he's still with us.
What a fucked up war that was.
I think Segura's dad was a nom.
Was he?
What a terrible fucking dumb war.
Silly.
Waste of time.
Not only a dumb war, but a dumb war that came about because of a false flag.
Tonkin?
Yeah, Gulf of Tonkin.
They lied about an incident to try to get us into the war.
Yeah.
It's fucking great.
That's like what we were talking about before with false flags.
It really happened.
They did.
They used to do them all the time.
What'd you say?
You said they wouldn't do them here?
It's like, that's what they did.
Yeah, they 100% would.
Lesser known fact to Jim Morrison's father, Captain George Stephan Morrison,
commanded the Carrier Division during the Gulf of Tonkin incident.
CIA.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident famously gave the Johnson administration the
justification
they needed to escalate the Vietnam War.
J.R.R.
Tonkin.
Oh, it's his dad.
Imagine that.
And your dad comes break on through to the other side.
I know.
That's why he went so counterculture.
Your son, rather, becomes that.
Yeah, he's making the music they're playing in the fucking helicopters.
Wild.
Day to day.
Oh, yeah.
Great music.
Great tunes.
The 60s was the best music.
So what did your uncle do to, like, what was it like when he came back?
I think he came back and he had a very stressful job.
What did he do?
Fuck it.
I'll, it's pretty, once I tell you what he did, it's specific.
He's like, you don't think it in your uncle.
He was like fucking Forrest Gump, dude.
He was in Three Mile Island.
He was at the World Trade Center.
He was in Vietnam.
What?
Jesus Christ.
He's retarded.
He's retarded.
What?
He was everywhere?
Oh, he was, he's an incredible story.
But, uh.
Connect the, connect the dots.
Shrimp Criolles, shrimp fish, shrimp fresh.
I think I was reading an article about it, because he's pretty popular, and he
was, uh, he was describing
how his job was very stressful, because he worked in, like, Wall Street, and he
thought,
he was, like, blaming all his stress on Wall Street, and then it was, like,
clearly it
was, you got hit with a fucking RPG and almost died.
Yikes.
And you mowed people down in Vietnam.
And then he went back to Vietnam and saw it and was, like, oh, this is all of
my problems.
Right.
Wow.
So he went back?
He went back.
What?
He went to exactly where he was.
No way.
Yeah.
Imagine getting out and going back.
What a nightmare.
I think he said he was, he felt bad, because he got wounded pretty severely.
Like, his calf got blown off.
He's missing a nipple.
Oh, he's what?
He got drilled.
He's Miss Pat?
He got, he's Miss Pat.
But he was, like, I was too reckless, and now I'm not with my men.
And he, he, he held that against himself.
Was he a drug addict and whatnot?
I don't know about drugs.
I know alcohol, for sure.
Wow.
I was too reckless.
He was, like, I was too reckless.
I fucked that up.
Now I'm not with my men.
Because he got injured.
So he was, like, holding that against himself.
And then he saw what happened and where he was.
And he was, like, oh.
Of course I got wounded.
Yeah.
I was, they were coming at me.
People shooting at me.
Yeah.
They knew I was the guy calling in the airstrux.
Blew his calf off.
Yeah, his legs.
He's literally missing his fucking calf.
Oof.
Nipples off.
Yeah.
Calf in half.
Jesus.
Calf in half.
Jesus Christ.
He can't help himself.
Calfway house.
He's a pun machine.
All right.
Calfway house.
Super Bowl calf time.
Yeah, we're done.
The calf time show.
We saw it.
Yeah.
We were there on shrooms.
Rihanna.
Ironically, that's the name of the guy who shot him.
Rihanna.
I knew you'd like it.
I knew you'd like it.
I knew you'd like it.
I can do a little bit of you.
Take it on.
Yeah, I can try.
Go nuts.
Apparently Vietnam is, like, one of the most amazing places to visit.
I loved it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Where?
Were you there?
Where'd you go?
I went to, started in Saigon, Ho Chi Minh.
Ho Chi Minh, that's what they call it.
And then I went to the south, to, like, some tiny town.
I went away from, like, backpackers.
I was getting sick of everybody.
You get sick of all the fucking tourists.
Whites.
Yeah.
Really?
District 1 of Ho Chi Minh is, like, it's, like, TGI Friday.
It's whatever.
What?
Yeah, they have the War Remnants Museum.
It's the Vietnam War Memorial Museum.
And they have a GI outside who's, like, it's all propaganda in there.
Whoa.
Because it just talks about the senators who later came out and said, like, oh,
yeah, I killed,
like, 50 innocent people once.
Look at a bucket of ice.
Yeah, what was that?
There was one senator that he was, they were, you know, they were applauding
him as a war hero.
And then finally, he just, like, said, I have to come clean.
Yeah, I got some shit.
Oh, I don't remember that.
Yeah, he's like, I raped a bunch of people, killed a bunch of innocent people.
Whoa.
We just went down and mowed out.
And he was, like, running on the fact that he's a hero.
And then he's like, oh, I just don't do it.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, when Jamie comes back, we'll figure out who that guy was.
That Ken Burns, that Ken Burns Vietnam, though, is fucking wild.
It's very dense.
I tried to watch it the first time.
I've watched, like, it is dense.
Yeah.
Then once you get into it, it's like, god damn.
What is it, 12 hours or something like that?
It's so fucking long.
He just loves it.
Grateful flights.
Yeah.
And the pandemic.
Yeah.
The banh mi sandwich there is amazing.
Yeah.
It's the fresh bread.
They got that from the French.
What's it called?
Banh mi.
Banh mi.
Yeah.
Mark Norman's infecting it.
Yeah, I can do it, bro.
What was Vietnam like?
What I remember is that it was just, every day was a war.
Huh?
It was a war.
What about the pho over there?
Pretty good pho?
Pho's not bad.
I was really into the banh mi.
All right.
You just get them to go.
They're so good.
So fresh.
Mm.
It's a fresh bread.
They love it.
French bread.
Yeah.
It's what we eat po'boys on.
The French is, without the bread, it's not a po'boy.
Yeah.
So I loved one of those things of somebody at some college campus was bitching
at their
student union for doing the banh mi sandwich, not the authentic way.
Uh-huh.
Because they put some sort of Tabasco on it or something instead of like sriracha.
Yeah.
And he's like, that's not authentic Vietnamese.
And everyone's like, it's French bread.
Oh, yeah.
It's from the colonization.
Did you guys ever do the stand-up bong hit?
You know, some paper towel roll.
You're on the wall, and you're both squatting.
What?
And he takes a giant vaporizer hit or whatever, and he blows it into your mouth
while you
stand up.
No.
And then you fall back down immediately.
No.
You never did that?
No.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Beer bong.
No, no.
Weed.
Huge hit, and then as you come up, and it hits you so hard.
Shotgun.
As you're standing up.
As you're standing up.
So the oxygen goes away.
Well, interesting.
This is pre-internet, you know?
Yeah.
Just four guys in a house.
Just figuring shit out.
Figuring it out.
Nothing to do.
What if I blow the smoke in your face?
Yeah.
Then you stand up.
Exactly.
That was one of the things they did during Nam.
They'd do it through rifles.
Yeah.
It was pretty sweet.
Oh, that's so fucking cool.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That can't end well.
Yeah.
Now they go.
Yeah.
Yikes.
Imagine being high as fuck, and also in Vietnam, in the middle of the war,
going, what the fuck,
man?
Yeah, so they did a shotgun, where they literally opened up the barrel.
Damn.
And they're blowing the weed through.
I like how they're not touching it with their mouth, because they don't want to
get herpes.
They don't want to be gay.
They don't want to be gay.
They don't want to be gay.
They're going to be sucking on that gun in front of everybody.
Whoa.
That's a sergeant.
What a bummer.
Got to kill the day.
But then what if they're going to attack?
Imagine being like super paranoid and high as fuck, and you're in the jungle in
Vietnam.
Yeah, at night, you're walking through.
You realize you're in this stupid fucking war that makes no sense.
Has zero support behind it.
The nature walks are good.
What are we doing?
I'm shooting people with zero support behind it.
Yeah, you're out in nature.
Yeah, that's what they said.
One of the reasons they won, they took over all the reasons that Vietnam won.
They were like, the Americans were like, I don't even want to be here.
Well, yeah, no one did.
Yeah, they're like, I don't care about these people.
And the Vietnamese were fighting for their home.
What about, you ever meet one of those guys who's like, you know, when 9-11
happened,
they're like, I'm going over there.
Yeah.
Thank God for guys like that.
Because I'm like, oh, I'm going to stay here.
Pat Tillman left being a fucking NFL star to go over there.
That's insane.
And he got killed by friendly fire.
Friendly fire.
Oh, you hate to hear it.
And they had to hide it.
They had to hide it.
Oh, no, he was a hero.
He was that annoying?
Well, not that he wasn't a hero, obviously.
He was just a...
He was still a hero.
A bummer of a guy?
Like a bad hang?
No, I think it was an accident.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, it was an accident.
I thought they were like, this guy's on purpose.
Some people say it was on purpose.
That's what I heard.
Because he was starting to see like, oh, this is fucking pointless.
What are we doing here even?
And then they're like, oh, we got to shut him up.
Keep him a hero.
Oh, no.
Is a theory.
Boy, I hope not.
Yeah.
God, you hope not.
Yeesh.
Anyway, let's talk about something funnier.
And then friendly fire.
That's what I'm in Vietnam.
I know, right?
What the fuck?
That's kind of a nice term for what happens.
You changed the mood of everything when you read out your uncle's text.
I know.
That's pretty sick, though.
I mean, imagine being on a plane reading it.
The way he described it to it was amazing, too.
Your uncle's smart.
Yeah, he's fired up.

Shane Reads Texts From His Uncle About Vietnam; What It Was Really Like

The Joe Rogan experience. I don't know anything, but I've been watching, dude,
on the plane I was watching the fucking, I've been watching the Ken Burns
Vietnam.
Heavy stuff. God damn, dude. I cried on the plane like a fucking idiot. Oh, is
that why you cry? Watching a PBS doc. You're out of meatballs.
Mark, if you're gonna say nasty stuff. That was a nice ride though. I can
remember when the Vietnam War ended. Really? Yeah, I was a little kid.
I was living in San Francisco and I remember thinking, thank God, we're never
gonna do a war again.
Thank God it's over while I'm a child. I remember thinking that. Yeah.
Boy, glad they figured this out. That was long. Nine years? Dude, from day one
they were like, we're not gonna win.
Yeah. From day one. They just had to be there? McNamara's in there with LBJ
like, this isn't going, this is never gonna work.
Yeah. And they just kept doing it. A lot of heroin out there. Oh my God.
I mean, hold on, I had to be a part of what was going on. I was drinking on the
plane and I like, while watching this, I like drunk texted my uncle who got
wounded.
Vietnam, I was like, where'd you get hurt?
It's like a crazy text to send. Oh my God. And then he explained how he got
hurt and it was like, whoa.
I went to the, how did he get hurt?
He was a, he was a forward observer for his group. It was the battle of, fuck,
I'll find it.
But, uh, it was 200 US soldiers surrounded by about 3,000 Viet Cong, or RVN.
And then, uh, he was the forward observer that was calling in coordinates.
So they were all trying to get him. He, they got him. They hit him with an RPG
eventually. But he was, he was the one up front calling in the gunships,
calling in the artillery.
Where to go. And rocket propel to me. Oh yeah. Thank you. Wow. Like a spotter
and crew.
There he is. That's not right. I'm just asking.
What's the Gillis? Drang Valley incident.
1965. Google Gillis Vietnam.
No, his last name is not Gillis.
Ah.
What's crazy is the Vietnamese don't even hate Americans.
No, they hate the Chinese way more.
That shit's all past them.
Who doesn't?
They call it the, the American War and not the, uh.
It was, uh, the Battle of Hill 102, aka the Battle of Khe Son Valley.
65 Americans killed, 200 Americans surrounded by 2,000.
But then I was, I'm a little buzzed. I'm asking him fucked up questions.
I'm like, what's it like?
What's it like? A broadest question.
He said, what happens is you enter a zone where you just shut down your
emotions
and focus on what you need to do to survive and protect your men.
No time to process feelings.
There's enormous chaos, but you were acutely aware of everything.
At least that was my experience.
Wow.
He said, this is a wild response.
Yeah, that's a great response.
He said, at one point, there were waves of MVA running towards us,
but my sole focus was to stop them from getting too close with a gunship known
as Spooky.
I mowed them down as they advanced.
Without the relentless stream of fire from Spooky, we would have been overrun.
Thank God for Spooky.
God damn.
Wow.
Gunships fire to this area and they just fucking light it up.
I was talking to him.
He said, I was the forward observer, so my job was to keep artillery jet
strikes and gunship
fire raining down on the enemy.
Does he want you reading this on air?
It'll be all right.
That's why they were trying to get through me and take me out, which they
eventually did,
but I took a lot of them out first.
I was like, holy shit.
I was drinking, watching the documentary on my phone, like, damn.
I think he's smoking a joint with that guy on a porch.
Woo.
He'll tell you.
He's, my other uncle was in Vietnam and was like, uh...
It's the gunship.
There it is.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Yeah.
Wow.
Spooky.
My other uncle was in Vietnam and he never talks about it.
Yeah.
That guy, if you ask, he's...
They downed Spooky.
Look at that.
Ouch.
1968, February 15th.
Nine killed in downing of Spooky gunship.
To the spook.
To the Spooky.
Spooky.
Cheers, Spooky.
Wow.
Aye, aye, aye.
Well, at least he's still with us.
What a fucked up war that was.
I think Segura's dad was a nom.
Was he?
What a terrible fucking dumb war.
Silly.
Waste of time.
Not only a dumb war, but a dumb war that came about because of a false flag.
Tonkin?
Yeah, Gulf of Tonkin.
They lied about an incident to try to get us into the war.
Yeah.
It's fucking great.
That's like what we were talking about before with false flags.
It really happened.
They did.
They used to do them all the time.
What'd you say?
You said they wouldn't do them here?
It's like, that's what they did.
Yeah, they 100% would.
Lesser known fact to Jim Morrison's father, Captain George Stephan Morrison,
commanded the Carrier Division during the Gulf of Tonkin incident.
CIA.
The Gulf of Tonkin incident famously gave the Johnson administration the
justification
they needed to escalate the Vietnam War.
J.R.R.
Tonkin.
Oh, it's his dad.
Imagine that.
And your dad comes break on through to the other side.
I know.
That's why he went so counterculture.
Your son, rather, becomes that.
Yeah, he's making the music they're playing in the fucking helicopters.
Wild.
Day to day.
Oh, yeah.
Great music.
Great tunes.
The 60s was the best music.
So what did your uncle do to, like, what was it like when he came back?
I think he came back and he had a very stressful job.
What did he do?
Fuck it.
I'll, it's pretty, once I tell you what he did, it's specific.
He's like, you don't think it in your uncle.
He was like fucking Forrest Gump, dude.
He was in Three Mile Island.
He was at the World Trade Center.
He was in Vietnam.
What?
Jesus Christ.
He's retarded.
He's retarded.
What?
He was everywhere?
Oh, he was, he's an incredible story.
But, uh.
Connect the, connect the dots.
Shrimp Criolles, shrimp fish, shrimp fresh.
I think I was reading an article about it, because he's pretty popular, and he
was, uh, he was describing
how his job was very stressful, because he worked in, like, Wall Street, and he
thought,
he was, like, blaming all his stress on Wall Street, and then it was, like,
clearly it
was, you got hit with a fucking RPG and almost died.
Yikes.
And you mowed people down in Vietnam.
And then he went back to Vietnam and saw it and was, like, oh, this is all of
my problems.
Right.
Wow.
So he went back?
He went back.
What?
He went to exactly where he was.
No way.
Yeah.
Imagine getting out and going back.
What a nightmare.
I think he said he was, he felt bad, because he got wounded pretty severely.
Like, his calf got blown off.
He's missing a nipple.
Oh, he's what?
He got drilled.
He's Miss Pat?
He got, he's Miss Pat.
But he was, like, I was too reckless, and now I'm not with my men.
And he, he, he held that against himself.
Was he a drug addict and whatnot?
I don't know about drugs.
I know alcohol, for sure.
Wow.
I was too reckless.
He was, like, I was too reckless.
I fucked that up.
Now I'm not with my men.
Because he got injured.
So he was, like, holding that against himself.
And then he saw what happened and where he was.
And he was, like, oh.
Of course I got wounded.
Yeah.
I was, they were coming at me.
People shooting at me.
Yeah.
They knew I was the guy calling in the airstrux.
Blew his calf off.
Yeah, his legs.
He's literally missing his fucking calf.
Oof.
Nipples off.
Yeah.
Calf in half.
Jesus.
Calf in half.
Jesus Christ.
He can't help himself.
Calfway house.
He's a pun machine.
All right.
Calfway house.
Super Bowl calf time.
Yeah, we're done.
The calf time show.
We saw it.
Yeah.
We were there on shrooms.
Rihanna.
Ironically, that's the name of the guy who shot him.
Rihanna.
I knew you'd like it.
I knew you'd like it.
I knew you'd like it.
I can do a little bit of you.
Take it on.
Yeah, I can try.
Go nuts.
Apparently Vietnam is, like, one of the most amazing places to visit.
I loved it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Where?
Were you there?
Where'd you go?
I went to, started in Saigon, Ho Chi Minh.
Ho Chi Minh, that's what they call it.
And then I went to the south, to, like, some tiny town.
I went away from, like, backpackers.
I was getting sick of everybody.
You get sick of all the fucking tourists.
Whites.
Yeah.
Really?
District 1 of Ho Chi Minh is, like, it's, like, TGI Friday.
It's whatever.
What?
Yeah, they have the War Remnants Museum.
It's the Vietnam War Memorial Museum.
And they have a GI outside who's, like, it's all propaganda in there.
Whoa.
Because it just talks about the senators who later came out and said, like, oh,
yeah, I killed,
like, 50 innocent people once.
Look at a bucket of ice.
Yeah, what was that?
There was one senator that he was, they were, you know, they were applauding
him as a war hero.
And then finally, he just, like, said, I have to come clean.
Yeah, I got some shit.
Oh, I don't remember that.
Yeah, he's like, I raped a bunch of people, killed a bunch of innocent people.
Whoa.
We just went down and mowed out.
And he was, like, running on the fact that he's a hero.
And then he's like, oh, I just don't do it.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, when Jamie comes back, we'll figure out who that guy was.
That Ken Burns, that Ken Burns Vietnam, though, is fucking wild.
It's very dense.
I tried to watch it the first time.
I've watched, like, it is dense.
Yeah.
Then once you get into it, it's like, god damn.
What is it, 12 hours or something like that?
It's so fucking long.
He just loves it.
Grateful flights.
Yeah.
And the pandemic.
Yeah.
The banh mi sandwich there is amazing.
Yeah.
It's the fresh bread.
They got that from the French.
What's it called?
Banh mi.
Banh mi.
Yeah.
Mark Norman's infecting it.
Yeah, I can do it, bro.
What was Vietnam like?
What I remember is that it was just, every day was a war.
Huh?
It was a war.
What about the pho over there?
Pretty good pho?
Pho's not bad.
I was really into the banh mi.
All right.
You just get them to go.
They're so good.
So fresh.
Mm.
It's a fresh bread.
They love it.
French bread.
Yeah.
It's what we eat po'boys on.
The French is, without the bread, it's not a po'boy.
Yeah.
So I loved one of those things of somebody at some college campus was bitching
at their
student union for doing the banh mi sandwich, not the authentic way.
Uh-huh.
Because they put some sort of Tabasco on it or something instead of like sriracha.
Yeah.
And he's like, that's not authentic Vietnamese.
And everyone's like, it's French bread.
Oh, yeah.
It's from the colonization.
Did you guys ever do the stand-up bong hit?
You know, some paper towel roll.
You're on the wall, and you're both squatting.
What?
And he takes a giant vaporizer hit or whatever, and he blows it into your mouth
while you
stand up.
No.
And then you fall back down immediately.
No.
You never did that?
No.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Beer bong.
No, no.
Weed.
Huge hit, and then as you come up, and it hits you so hard.
Shotgun.
As you're standing up.
As you're standing up.
So the oxygen goes away.
Well, interesting.
This is pre-internet, you know?
Yeah.
Just four guys in a house.
Just figuring shit out.
Figuring it out.
Nothing to do.
What if I blow the smoke in your face?
Yeah.
Then you stand up.
Exactly.
That was one of the things they did during Nam.
They'd do it through rifles.
Yeah.
It was pretty sweet.
Oh, that's so fucking cool.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That can't end well.
Yeah.
Now they go.
Yeah.
Yikes.
Imagine being high as fuck, and also in Vietnam, in the middle of the war,
going, what the fuck,
man?
Yeah, so they did a shotgun, where they literally opened up the barrel.
Damn.
And they're blowing the weed through.
I like how they're not touching it with their mouth, because they don't want to
get herpes.
They don't want to be gay.
They don't want to be gay.
They don't want to be gay.
They're going to be sucking on that gun in front of everybody.
Whoa.
That's a sergeant.
What a bummer.
Got to kill the day.
But then what if they're going to attack?
Imagine being like super paranoid and high as fuck, and you're in the jungle in
Vietnam.
Yeah, at night, you're walking through.
You realize you're in this stupid fucking war that makes 