Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban
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Joe Rogan Experience #1948 - Tony Hinchcliffe & Brian Redban

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Brian, you got every kind of caffeinated beverage you know in the man in front
of you.
What do you got?
I got a smoothie and black rifle.
Two black rifles and then you got a cooler.
Oh, this is Liquid IV.
Oh, look at you, you're trying to stay hydrated.
I got all, I got Factor, I got Liquid IV, I got all the sponsors.
You've remained remarkably healthy.
Out of all the people I was worried about during COVID, it was you.
I was worried about you and Tim Dillon.
You were my number one and number two.
But you fucking coasted through it like it was nothing.
Yeah, it's weird.
My doctor said I have this thing where my metabolism is too strong and it's
like fucking my gums up right now.
Your metabolism is fucking your gums up?
What kind of doctor are you going to?
A chiropractor?
You going to a witch doctor?
No, I've actually been to like two dentists now because I'm dealing with it
right now.
It's fucking, my gums are like gum disease type shit.
It's receding gums.
Yeah, and so I have to get a deep clean.
But they let me use nitrous for the first time at a doctor.
I've never done that.
Have you done nitrous at a doctor?
It's fun.
Really?
Yeah.
How silly did you get?
You haven't done it yet?
Have you done it?
Yeah, and I ended up like being mean to the dentist.
Like I was like making jokes that weren't funny.
Like nobody was laughing.
Oh no.
Yeah.
That's what I'm scared of.
Because you know, in college you do it and you fall out a window.
You start like fishing around and shit.
How are you going to do that at a dentist when they're trying to be precise
with your teeth?
That's a good point, right?
Like you got to take a wild chance that the person is out of their fucking mind
if you're
going to dose them up with nitrous.
I don't know what it feels like.
Is that the same thing of whippets?
Oh, we can find out real quick.
It is.
It's medical grade.
We have them here.
Yeah, Ari did whippets on the show.
We're like, what are you doing?
I was like, is this even legal?
No.
He has, he bought them somewhere.
Like you could buy whippets?
You could buy it for, for those machines for the whipped cream.
For whipped cream.
Yeah.
It's just whipped cream.
That's what they call it?
Yeah.
They call them whippets?
Yeah.
But I thought for whipped cream you get like a large one.
Well, that was just when I worked in a restaurant.
Well, the container's large, but then you unscrew the top and it's just a
little nitrous thing.
Dude, I worked at a Newport Creamery in Massachusetts and everybody did whippets.
I'm pretty sure I did it once.
I must have done it once.
I was like 15, 15, 16, I think I worked there.
And people would just go back there and get blasted off of whippets.
Damn.
How did Ari react to it?
He just started laughing.
Like, couldn't stop laughing and threw his head back and he's like, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
That's what he said it was like.
It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Norman hated it.
Norman did it.
He's like, fuck this.
This is terrible.
I feel awful.
I feel like I died.
I don't like it at all.
He was not interested.
Seeing Norman, I was like, I'm not doing it.
If he's reacting like that.
Not my thing.
It's just, and then we looked up all the possible things that could happen.
And we're like, oh, there's a lot.
There's a lot of things that could go wrong.
I'm supposed to do that.
It fries your brain cells, too.
Well, they said that's a thing with amyl nitrate.
You know, amyl nitrate is poppers.
And apparently it's big in the gay community with gay dudes who love to party.
I don't know if it's still, but at one point in time.
It is.
We love it.
They would take amyl nitrate and somehow or another it helped them relax during
sex.
Something.
I don't remember what the, but apparently amyl nitrate's really bad for you.
Like destroys your immune system, destroys you.
Like it's really bad.
It gives you brain damage.
You know, it doesn't seem like, you know, there's some drugs that people will
defend.
You know, they'll talk about the beauty of heroin.
Like there's no one out there defending amyl nitrate.
No one's like, it's the shit.
Like it's changed my life.
Started doing amyl.
Got my fucking garage cleaned.
At least people who do speed.
They get things done.
You know, like people who do speed, they don't want to fucking organize the
garage.
Putting shelves up and stuff.
Cleaning everything.
I need that.
Yeah, that's an Adderall thing apparently.
People do Adderall and they start cleaning shit and organizing.
Not my thing.
Yeah.
Have you fucked with Adderall at all?
A couple of times.
What about you?
No.
They had me on Ritalin when I was a kid.
Oh, that figures everything out.
All the time.
Every day.
Ritalin's not upper, right?
Or downer, I mean.
I think it's an upper.
Well, it's an upper, but supposedly back then they said that if you had ADD, it
brings you down.
Like it's supposed to mellow you out, but I hated it.
You know who talked about that is Henry Rollins.
Talked about it when he was a kid.
They put him on that.
He was like five years old.
He had him on it.
He was just all the time like fucking.
And the way he describes it, it's like, oh, when you see Henry, like he's so
intense.
Like everything about him is intense.
Even the things he enjoys.
Like when he talks about like listening to records, he's so intense.
It's like they just cranked his fucking brain up to 10 when he was a little kid.
Which is wild.
Because you can kind of, I mean, it's not a thing to do.
I'm not saying you should do it.
But what I'm saying is you can manipulate a child's mind with those things in a
way.
Like you have to be, you're changing their reality, right?
You're changing the way they experience things.
That's got to change their view of life overall in general.
Like if your view of life overall, like you know how stoners are.
Some stoners, they're, it's abusive.
They're abusive.
They're so high all the time that they're just like not making sense.
They'll like never make any sense.
Like if you're doing that all the time when you're like 14, 15, 16, which some
kids do.
That shit's terrible for you.
It doesn't prepare you for life at all.
Like being a fucking full timer when you're like 14, like whoa.
Like dude, regular reality is hard enough.
You're trying to figure out what the fuck is life?
What are, what is a grownup?
You know, what is a job?
Like when does this start?
When does this, I need to get a job thing start?
Do you remember that feeling?
Like the high school feeling?
Like when do I need to be able to take care of myself?
Terrifying.
Terrifying feeling.
And nobody prepares you for it.
Nobody prepares you for this idea that you're going to have to take care of
yourself.
You're like, what?
What?
I have to pay my own bills?
I have to get a job?
What do I do?
I don't know what to do.
And everybody's like, you got to go to college.
I guess I got to go to college.
I don't want to be a fucking loser.
I got to go to college.
Remember those days?
I can remember days like when I would work like three different kind of jobs.
I'd like deliver newspapers, drive limos.
And I would do, you know, occasionally I'd do construction.
If something came up and I could get away with doing it during the day.
But I was always tired.
I hated those jobs.
But I was like, fuck, what do I do?
Like I was trying to figure out what to do.
And if stand up, if I didn't find stand up, oh my God, I've been so fucked.
I would have been so fucked.
I would have been so fucked because my brain was not wired for jobs.
You know, some people can do it.
Some people are awesome at it.
Some people, they lock into a career and they're very happy.
You know, but for whatever it was, like with my childhood, man, my childhood
was just too chaotic.
I did not have any desire to be like in any sort of order where I'm like locked
in.
Like I was a latchkey kid.
Like my parents just kind of let me out of the house.
Go, have fun.
And like kids like that have zero desire for order.
Like you're out there wilding with these other fucking 10-year-olds out in the
street lighting buildings on fire accidentally and finding fireworks.
We did wild shit when we were kids.
Totally.
That does not prepare you for an office job.
That prepares you for just sitting in class going, fuck, I got to get out of
here.
Dude, my kid told me on TikTok, she found this thing that was explaining how
our educational system was developed.
And I was like, what?
I go, you got this on TikTok?
I go, what did you find out?
And she was like, it was developed to turn people who are like these rural
people into factory workers.
Like they were literally like gearing education when they started public
education to like prepare these like wild folk.
They put them in factories.
If you think about like the kind of people that were alive, that were living in
like rural Columbus, Ohio, like outside of Columbus, where you guys are from.
In like the 1900s.
Yeah.
What were those people like?
The farm people?
Like the people that were basically just like the pioneers.
They just stopped and they developed a small town.
And in like 1903, if you're in that fucking town and they want to take one of
those people and turn them into an office worker.
Like good luck.
Youngstown was the number one steel producing city in the world through the
like 30s, 40s, 50s.
And then one Monday, it all closed.
So like everything that even it was built around was fucked completely.
Like everything that their work ethic, everything was just always go to high
school and then you work in the steel mill.
Your dad worked in the steel mill.
His dad.
How old were you when this was going down?
It was before I was born.
But the dilapidation that it left, left this.
Well, you can't.
There was no like you can go chase your dreams.
You can move to L.A. or New York.
Like that's all stuff that you had to like find out on your own.
Nobody, no teacher was like you could do anything.
It was, it was bleak.
Yeah.
Isn't that horrible?
It's such a bad vibe.
It's such a bad vibe for a child to grow up in that kind of a shattered dream
vibe like a Detroit, Michigan after the factories got pulled out of there.
Like that Flint, Michigan documentary that Michael Moore did, Roger and Me, is
amazing.
It's amazing.
That's, to me, that's his best work because that was a young Roger who was
trying to like figure out like what the fuck was going on to this place where
he was from.
And so it was so real and he was so young in it.
It was, it was really like, what year was Roger and Me?
89, 92, 93.
Pull it up, Jamie.
89.
It's 89.
As you're talking about it, I looked up something.
I tried, I typed in, what did I say?
Public education developed for factory workers.
People have been asking this question.
Right.
For a few years.
And hidden behind a Washington Post thing, it says, no, they are not modeled
after factories.
Here's why.
It started, apparently it came from, this says, it came from a 2009 book called
Weapons and Mass Instruction.
And then it was echoed by someone in the New York Times.
Oh, okay.
So it's a false narrative or is it, what, so how was it designed?
Was it designed, it seemed like it was designed for structure and to get people
to pay attention to rules.
This article says that, that article is saying that they modeled the system
after Prussia's, the United States adopted Prussia's school system.
But that then goes and said that Prussia was not a highly industrialized
country or interesting during that time period.
So the, the accuracy of it seems a little off is kind of what I'm getting at.
Interesting.
So, I wonder, so, so he hits it, what, sorry, um, it says, here he is in 2012,
the American education model was actually copied from the 18th century Prussian
model designed to create docile subjects and factory workers.
For what it's worth, Prussia was not highly industrialized when Frederick the
Great formalized his education system in