Name: Shane Gillis Introduces Joe to the Grossest Episode of Hoarders
Uploaded: 2023-03-17T18:15:02.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Introduces Joe to the Grossest Episode of Hoarders' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Shane Gillis Introduces Joe to the Grossest Episode of Hoarders' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-03-17. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Anyway, let's let's take a look at this shit hoarder
Mmm
You ready?
Am I ready?
No one's ready
Never?
I'm the only one I think who thinks this is hilarious
Okay, how will we blur this out?
I'm not just gonna, I think I'm just gonna not show it
Cause it's known as like the worst story on hoarders
Yeah, don't, don't show it
Don't show it
Don't show it
Just show, uh, Shane's face
This lady's, uh, stick
Show your reactions
Shitting in bottles
Oh boy
For a decade
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
That's her?
Who's the best part?
Is that her? That's the lady?
Oh my god, there's shit everywhere
Dude
She
Oh my god
That's her shit bucket
Yo, yo, wait, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch
Watch
That's her shit bucket
And then she's like, sometimes it gets too heavy
So I have to transfer buckets
Christ, bro, I can't do this
Yo
I can't do this
Look at her
Oh my god
Dude, shut the fuck up
She lives in a shit house
Look at that
Full shit house
That's so insane
Look at that shit everywhere, dude
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up
Look at her shit bucket
I can't look
I can't look
Bro, look, you have to look
Look at her eating soup, dude
Jesus Christ
She's eating progressive soup
On a pile of shit
What the fuck, man?
So there's the interview here
She goes
She goes
I can't be the worst hoarder you've ever seen
And they're like, shit you are
Look at this sign
It says, I am okay
Yeah, yeah, yeah
This is the problem when you let kids think that they're okay
I guess so
Because I thought it was due to the mold and dust
You have to tell me this
Because I
You don't know
I mean, some people would argue
How do you not know that feces in the house is bad?
But wait, I don't smell it anymore
It's like extremely dangerous house
Okay, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop
She's
I will fucking throw up
Dude, she's so matter of fact
The entire time
Like the entire time people are like
She's like, yeah, there's mold in the walls
That's why it smells like that
And they're like, are you sure it's not the feces
Bottles of feces and urine everywhere?
And she's like, what?
No, that can't be it
Like, no, that's definitely it
And she's like, well, that's news to me
Imagine if this was fake
And then they conned us
And that's like chocolate milk
And fucking toilet paper
They didn't fake this
You can tell
This lady's gone
Maybe she's like a really good actress
Mother used to put poop in a jug
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Dude
So at the very end
At the very end
This is the
This is the best part
So at the very end
They're like
We're gonna have to
We gotta go in there and clear out all the
All the stuff in there
So all her food's contaminated
She doesn't
She doesn't have a refrigerator
She just has
Bread on the ground
That's covered in mold
At one point they're like
You can't eat that moldy bread
She's like
I'm gonna take the fucking mold off
Obviously
They're like, alright
At the very end
They're like
You just poop everywhere
Shit everywhere dude
What do you think her like
Digestive tract is like
She's eating progressive soup dude
With shit in it
She's eating nothing but soup
Because you
You get a certain amount of shit
On your hands
And diarrhea
And no bottles dude
Yeah
You know when they swab things
They find like human fecal matter
On things all the time
Like doorknobs and stuff
So like you're
If you eat a chip
After you touch a doorknob
There's some fecal matter
Probably that gets in there
This lady's eating
Alright so at the very end
They're like
We gotta go in there
And she's like
Hold on
Let me get one more night
I'm gonna go ahead
Back in there and eat some
Contaminated food
And they're like
And then she goes
And then the party's over
They're like
You mean a party
What do you
You think it's a party
To eat contaminated food
She's like
What do you guys fucking care
I've been in there
Eating poop for 12 years
They're like
What the fuck
Hold on
After that part at the very end
The dude
The dude
Like she says it
She goes
What do you care
I've been eating poop for 12 years
As soon as she says it
He goes
Oh
Like
Just watching the dude
Get defeated by a lady
I'm trying to explain this properly
The music
They play dramatic music
She goes
What do you guys fucking care
And he goes
He looks at her
She goes
I've been in there eating poop
For 12 years
And he goes
Oh
Right just
She takes the guy's soul dude
Hold on
I'm trying to find it
It's right
Towards the very end
They're giving her basically the intervention
It's two people outside
It's a lady and a guy
Imagine
Imagine your brain
Yes
Yes
I'm gonna go ahead back in there
Watch
It's gonna be hard
But I'm gonna give up some stuff
This guy
And I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated food and then the
party's over
Because I have to get it
I understand that
Because when somebody goes on intervention they want to get high one last time
The party ends for me tomorrow
Tomorrow
How is eating contaminated food a party?
I mean
Why the **** does it matter?
I've been eating poop for 12 years
See, no one else thinks it's funny
Dude, dude, dude
No one else thinks it's funny, dude
I'm questioning how it's faker
No one else thinks it's funny
That's so beyond reality
Dude
I don't think it's fake
But I've been fooled before
True
That's how it works
It seems like if you're
Unless she's wearing prosthetics
It seems like there's
It seems like she's suffering the effects of her poor diet
Like the inflammation in her face from poop eating
Dude, at the end they bulldoze the house and put her in an assisted living home
It's not like a happy ending of Hoarders
Oh my God
They said the house was beyond contaminated
The city had to get involved and destroy the land
Oh my God
They just salt the earth
That's so insane
It's pretty fun though
Just a lady and her mom shitting in a bucket
Before that, what was the worst one?
The lady who eats toilet paper?
Remember that lady?
Uh
Did you ever see the lady who eats toilet paper?
That was my sick addiction or whatever
Is that what it was?
It's one of those
I didn't eat
I never even watched it
I watched this Hoarders episode
I never watched Hoarders
Yeah, she was just chewing up toilet paper
And she said it was addictive
No, there was a lady
The second worst Hoarders
Is a lady who had like
90 dead cats in her house
Oh God
And she was saving them
Oh my God
She was putting them in the fridge
She was like
I don't want to say goodbye to these guys
Oh my God
She takes them out
Oh my God
She takes them out for the camera
Oh my God
Their eyes are deteriorated
She's got a dude
It's so fucking funny
Oh no
Dude
Don't show me this
Yes
Come on man
Rat collection
Oh, you guys got a rat collection
Oh, rat collection
Dude, rat collection
Watch this guy at the beginning
He goes
Oh boy
He's like
Yeah, people try to talk about it
But until you tried it for yourself
Or something like that
What?
Don't knock until you try it
He has a million rats
What the fuck
Whoa
Well, you know there's like a temple in India where rats are
Have you ever seen that rat temple in India?
No
Oh dude, this is wild
So this is a temple in India
And these rats all hang out with everyone
They eat with you
They like leave the rats
They put milk out for them
Yeah
The rats are all drinking milk
They all like share
Yeah
It's the weirdest thing
It's like a temple filled with rats
So as these people are all praying
Like dude, rats are everywhere
Everywhere
But they're not treated poorly
Well, they got this wrong
But it's really weird man
Because this is like
Look, the rats just like eat their food
And it's this beautiful temple
Let's see what this guy
Does the guy have an explanation?
No
Let's see what he says
When they die, they're born as rats
When a rat dies
It's born as us humans
That might seem preposterous to many in the West
So they're just chilling
The people here
They think that they die and become a rat
Yeah
But they've managed to create an environment where they live with rats
Yeah
Well, there's gonna be a new fucking plague if these guys keep doing this
Or not
They better knock it off
Seems like it's working fine
Maybe that's how you avoid a plague
I bet these dudes get viciously ill
Constantly
Imagine the diarrhea they get
Yeah
Bro, Indian food and rat shit
You hang out with rats all day
They're shitting all over the place
That's the thing
It's like, oh, it's peaceful
No, it's rat shit
No, yeah, you can't
You 100% get rat shit everywhere
But what if they're right, dude?
Or if you and me wake up
Rat
You're a rat, dude
Thankfully some guy's giving you milk