Name: Joe Makes Sam Tallent Try "Mad Honey"
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Makes Sam Tallent Try "Mad Honey"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-12. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Makes Sam Tallent Try "Mad Honey"' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-04-12. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. That's one of the things that they were really
worried about when those murder hornets showed up. Oh, yeah.
Remember the murder hornets? Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fun time. What a
great name. Yeah. Murder hornets. It's a great band.
Yeah. Uh-huh. It would be a good band. Yeah. Especially if they're fucking
rocking. Really rock. Murder hornets. Just a thrash band. I'd wear their t-shirt.
Oh, yeah. I'd wear a bandana that had their shit on it. That's how you know you're
into the band. Yeah.
When you show up like Dog the Bounty Hunter. Right. Yeah. Um, I think some of
them were invasive, but some, but obviously they know what the fuck they're
doing.
They go in there and they murder everybody. I mean, that's the definition of
invasives. Eating someone's young after you crush them.
And eating 30, killing, just chopping the heads off 30,000 of them. Invasive
murder hornets are officially back in the U.S.
Finally. Entered the slaughter phase. The slaughter, what is this, the purge?
Oh, my God. So those are the ones, man.
Did you know that hornets pollinate, too? Uh, they have to do something. They
all pollinate. I figure they serve some purpose out there.
They just don't make honey, I don't think. I know my grandmother lived in fear
of them. I take murder honey all day.
I want to get some murder hornet honey. What about that honey they haven't like?
The mad honey? Yeah.
I have some. You want some? Right now? Yeah, we could do it.
What's it going to do to us? You're going to freak out a little bit.
We have those shows this evening. What are you worried about? I know the guy
who owns the club. We're fine.
Where's the murder honey? Mad honey? It's up there somewhere.
Is it? Yeah.
Where did you get your hands on murder honey? Mad honey. It's mad honey. It's
from Nepal.
Yeah. I've seen those videos. It's those guys that did psychedelic honey. Yeah.
Yeah.
Psychedelic's a strong word for what I experienced.
What'd you experience?
I didn't take much, so I just experienced like a light euphoria. It was kind of
interesting.
But apparently if you go too much, it's really rough.
I love euphoria. Great show. Great feeling.
I haven't watched it.
Oh, you should.
But I do enjoy the feeling.
You should watch some snippets of it. I'll send you some clips.
Isn't it like a bunch of kids banging each other?
Yeah, but they're of age legally.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
It's not just fucking deleted scenes from Epstein's discs.
Is that it? Let me see.
It's from Nepal.
Yeah, that's it.
What the fuck?
Yeah, it's made from like Datura.
It seems like it's broken up.
So do you think we shake it?
Datura. Scary, apparently.
Yes.
I never fucked with that. Have you fucked with that?
No, dude.
Datura is supposed to...
It melts people's brains.
Datura is...
Terrence McKenna swore off of it when he was talking to a guy in an open-air
market.
Yeah.
And the guy thought that they were back at his house.
Oh, fuck.
In the living room.
Yeah.
And he realized somewhere along the line of the conversation, the guy didn't
know where he was.
Oh, no.
Like right now, in the moment, in an open-air market, he thought that he was in
his apartment.
That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast.
Come on, buddy.
Hey, man.
You're here.
Let's freak it out.
You're in Texas.
I know.
They love mad honey here.
He got stopped at the TSA.
Just a jar of that shit?
No, because they were making sure he wasn't traveling with this stuff after he
did the podcast.
That's good.
Do we know the dosage on this, Jamie?
This is totally legal, by the way.
Good.
That was my biggest fear, was breaking the law.
Is mad honey legal?
Just take a little teaspoon.
Just get in there.
I will take a little teaspoon.
You go first.
Okay.
Yeah.
What?
Are you scared?
Yes.
That's more than I took the last time.
Oh, good.
All right.
Tastes like honey?
It is honey.
Yeah, it definitely tastes delicious.
It tastes like...
It smells bizarre.
Don't take too much.
I won't.
I don't want you to die.
Thank you.
That's big of you.
Just like really get the spoon wet and then suck the spoon.
All right.
I'm like the Dalai Lama.
And then think about all the diseases you could be getting from me.
I don't fear those.
I think you've got a good ecosystem.
Listen, all that stuff.
No, I'm not worried.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
You like it, right?
Don't go in again.
Don't go in for seconds.
I'm not going for seconds.
Don't fucking do it, Sam.
No.
Jesus.
Well.
All right.
Let's see.
Is this legal?
What do you mean?
Let's find out.
It's just honey.
This is a gag, ladies and gentlemen.
We're faking.
It tastes bizarre.
It's just honey, bitches.
Now my tongue is on fire.
Well, wait until it gets to your brain.
I can't wait.
This will be good.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
I'm going to go full Creedence Clearwater.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Mad honey.
It tasted bizarre.
The label.
It's legal to purchase in the United States according to this.
There we go.
It's legal.
Fully legal.
It helps in weight management.
By the way, um, when that guy came in here and gave it to me and said that he
brought
it in, that was a lie.
He lied.
He got it from someone who legally purchased it here in America and he brought
it over to
me.
Oh.
Wink, wink.
Yeah.
That's for sure what happened.
That's what I'm saying.
Yes.
Yes.
No way was this important.
He's a good dude.
He is.
There's no way he would do that.
No.
The rules are there because they're good.
The rules are only there always because they're good.