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the Joe Rogan experience so we're following and pleading with him all the
way out there please just tell us please I swear on my life this happened he
gets
in the car doors open he looks up and I'm only reason why I'm telling this
because he died he looks up at Marco and I and he goes it happened close the
door
and off he went now the reason why I share that is because that's not
something that I can put any weight on for the documentary for people like you
right but as a personal message for me knowing that level of validation on the
inside it kept us going it was like okay why on earth would he have done that
why
on earth would he say and that kept Marco and I going and that was a personal
level of validation that is there any conventional explanation why the
military shut everything down why they had military barricades set up around
that
area no they did try to say that the creature was this guy who's like got like
some deformities but I've seen the guy Modine or something like that but you
talked to the witnesses how would the why would the military yeah I know down
because the deformities and then for the doctors in the hospital they said
though
there was a like a midget having a baby or something weird just something that
was
just so ridiculous it was like and you talk to the witnesses and they're just
like oh
come on I'm gonna you know that's laughable at best you know I mean these girls
came
within eight to ten feet three three women Katya two sisters Liliani and
Valkyria 14 16 and 21 they got within eight to ten feet in broad daylight of
this
creature and one of the things it doesn't come across in the film when they saw
this
thing they're looking like what are we looking at here they're walking through
this field and it's up against a cinder block wall and one of them looking at
that what is that and it was crouched by the wall it was weak and feeble and
one
of them kind of like screeched yeah like what is that and it turned and it
looked
right at the girls locked eyes on them Liliana grabs her younger daughter to
her
younger sister who's 14 Valkyria and makes a high tails it out of there Katya
is 21 she's
frozen in her tracks locked eyes with this creature and it's communicating with
her please
help me I'm he wants help it's weak it's weak and it's feeble and it's scared
and it's crouched
down Liliani realizes that Katya is back there she gets I don't know 100 feet
down the path she
leaves her sister stay here I'm going back to get Katya she runs back and I
asked Katya and
I asked all the girls during that moment of contact when you lock eyes I know
it's only
a brief second but during that moment of contact what did you feel like put me
there that's where
the title comes from moment of contact because that was when they locked eyes
on this creature
and that's when Katya said help me I'm scared and it was feeble and suffering
and it's it's a very
powerful moment and and and these girls have been saying the same thing the
mother it's the
first time I'd ever reported on these so-called like men in dark suits show up
and intimidate
witnesses they honestly I've been hurting about those cases for so many times
but I've avoided them
because it's got so much baggage from men in black it just it's just ridiculous
I just didn't want to
be associated with it but I'd heard it I can go on until I'm blue in the face I
go until tomorrow
morning with the amount of cases with generals too but this time when the
mother said that these men
showed up and tried to get the daughters to say they were lying and offered her
a briefcase full
hundred dollar bills and they could relocate I don't know for some reason I
said okay for the first time
in 25 years I'm going to report on these guys and I did and it's in the movie
you can hear the mother
talking about it and she's so emotional and the mother came back to the
location right after happened the smell
that stench and the footprint on the ground I mean everybody talks about that
stench that was so they
said if you ever take like a skunk multiply that by like a hundred thousand
that would give you some
indication of the level of like how putrid and nasty was paralyzing and it
stayed in like it stayed in
the areas like at the hospitals when they did the x-rays and everybody talks
about it that stench
they're like it's unbelievable like it fills your naval cavities and doesn't
leave for a week it was
incredible and then they all said the same thing and they couldn't get it out
they couldn't get it out
yeah they sanitized the hospital the guy said that he had to close off that
wing of the hospital while
they were sanitizing it because it was so intense you know so I I how long did
it last for I heard days
and weeks is what I heard from people and and even the mother said when she
when she went to where the
creature was she said that the stench even there after the creature was gone
got in her nasal cavities
and she tried to flush it out with water and saline or whatever and and and she
couldn't get it out of
her nasal cavities really crazy but they all did I mean everybody talked about
that stench you know I mean
the military officer the guy that drove the creature around I was sitting
across from him you can't see
his face but I did and I'm looking at this guy in the eyes I'm thinking I could
be looking at a guy
that drove a fucking alien around you have no idea dude you have no idea how
did he describe it so
fucking it when I came back from that trip people were like how was your trip
to Brazil
what was it like man they got great you know uh smoothies and coffee and I'm
just like you guys have no idea
I think I think an alien spaceship crashed and they recover live aliens and we
made contact and the Americans came in
that's what I'm thinking about so I told a couple people on the last trip I
came back I was just like
I was so rocked I couldn't re I couldn't reintegrate back into culture it was
Joe I was just like
fuck I think this happened it's the biggest story ever so people were asking me
even my
neighbor who runs like the he runs that make-a-wish foundation he was like
James he goes bro I like
you a lot I got a lot of respect for you but you lost me on this one I was like
I don't blame you bro I
I really don't but listen to the witnesses just that's all I say just and I
would tell people and
I realized I can't talk about it all I can say is just listen to the witnesses
don't take it from me
but I'm looking at that guy in the eyes Joe and I've been at this for 30 years
I've made almost I'm
working on my seventh film right now I'm looking this guy in the eyes and I'm
like this guy probably
drove an alien around and it tripped me out so hard and it ruined his life he's
he's to get this guy to
go on camera just like a week earlier he was like oh I don't care all the money
in the world I'm never
coming forward the risks are too high how did it ruin his life because you're
harboring the secret
you're being watched you're being told not to ever talk about this and you're
looking over your shoulder
all the time and they call you the military calls you periodically they want to
know where you are
and he's got this secret inside him that he can't tell the rest of the world
and he's thinking about
all the different everyone's out there speculating is it real is it fake is it
real fake and this guy
drove a body around just think about that for a second think about the doctor
who took the x-rays of
this thing Marco Leal thank you Marco you're the man Marco Leal found him eight
years ago and he was like he
confirmed the story he was still working at regional hospital he goes I'll
never come forward Marco kept
going every year back and forth then he retired and four years after he retired
he agreed to meet with us he
wasn't even sure he was gonna go on and I said look man we'll put you we'll
film you from the back we'll disguise your
voice showed us photographs of him at the hospital we know we he's been we've
been trying to get at him
excuse me at the end of the interview
he said thank you I feel so much better I've been shouldering that burden for
26 years and I've so
desperately wanted to tell somebody to share that story with the rest of the
world and you meet these
people and you think why on earth they didn't come to us they're not trying to
sell their story
we tracked them down and begged and pleaded with them to come forward when I
found Martha
the sister of the deceased military officer Marco Charizzi we were knocking on
doors I remember the sound
guy from from Rio de Janeiro he was like you're out of your mind what are you
doing can't just knock
on random doors I was like man if there's a will there's a way I'm gonna find
this lady and we found
her and it was like this kind of kind of sketchy area you know it's like when
you when you get out
of your car and you could see like people drawing the curtains back and looking
at you and you're
standing out like dude I still like a sore thumb man and then we walked up and
I had Marco with me
thank god and we had camera crews and stuff it's kind of sketchy and uh Marta
appears and her husband
appears in this big he's a big guy and he's got like a white beater shirt on
and he looks like he
wants to rip my head off and I'm like and she's looking at me and he's just
looking at her going
Marta's looking Marta's looking at her husband and her husband's looking at
Marta like give me the signal
I'll kill this guy that's the fucking and I was looking at Marco and I was like
James you need to
think quick think quick on your feet right now and I said immediately please
translate this I'm here to
give your brother justice I'm here to get the story out please talk to me and
we developed a
relationship with her slowly over that those are the first words that we
exchanged and we eventually
got her to come forward and we talked she'd gone forward in the past but she
doesn't know who the
hell I am I want to take you back to the doctor okay what when you talk to the
doctor what did he
describe he said that that it was a normal day January 1996 it was regional
hospital every day and
all of a sudden all these military trucks and police cars showed up at the
hospital
they come in armed and they got a bag they got a a thing in a black body bag
and uh he was like
what the hell's going on here they're all you're going to be taking some x-rays
and he's like okay
and uh and they had him inside and they had armed clubs and I was asking him
like what was it like
because I when I when I interview witnesses I always want them I always ask
them to project like I
sometimes I'll even close my eyes because I'll use their words to recreate so I'm
like living it
through them you know what I mean mm-hmm so I'll close my eyes and I'll
recreate the scenes in my
head with their words right it's harder in Portuguese because I'm having to get
it translated but I ask
questions like what was the atmosphere like was there any talking no talking
super tense atmosphere
very tense armed guards on the outside armed guards on the inside military
trucks running nobody comes
nobody goes and he said I first time in my history in the history of my career
I took the x-rays and I
couldn't even verify that they were good because they took them immediately and
then they said this event
never happened he said the stench note in the in the hospital was overwhelming
and he goes through the
different uh x-rays that he took the abdomen the head the arms the legs the
thorax you know
and uh it was incredible in fact uber de jada rodriguez if you're listening to
this he's one of the
leading researchers he's gone quiet pacchini disappeared for 20 years so did he
get to see images himself did he get to
see the body himself oh he saw he was right well they didn't open the body bag
but he was he was
he said the stench was just overwhelming so they x-rayed it through the body
they x-rayed it through
the body bag so he never got to see he did not see the alien and he didn't get
to see the x-ray images
or anything nope they wouldn't let him see a damn thing nope now there were two
doctors there was a guy
named roger lear roger lear found out these are people that i really want to
meet i mean people are coming
forward in droves right now we just got two forensic pathologists for the first
time
ever working together to come forward to make statements and they're providing
documentation of
the of the autopsy reports done on the deceased military officer that's the
first time ever these
guys are coming forward it's happening right now let's explain what happened to
people who haven't
watched the documentary to the deceased military officer yeah so so right after
the three girls came and
came within eight to ten feet of this creature or being or entity or et
whatever you want to call it
about an hour later when i was about three o'clock in the afternoon i would say
probably maybe around
five o'clock there were two military guys on patrol on the lookout for
something unusual what they were
told they didn't say a ufo had crashed they were on the lookout for something
highly unusual
and it was eric lopes at the wheel and marco cherezi military police in the
passenger seat
they were about a block and a half to two blocks away from where the girls had
seen the creature a
couple of hours earlier and this thing runs across the car in front of them he
had slammed his brakes on
and without a moment's hesitation marco cherezi jumps out of the car and grabs
the thing with his bare hands
yeah and he puts it in the back seat and they drive it to a clinic and the
doctor is like what the hell
is that get it out of here i don't know what you know leave so they went to
regional hospital
and then ultimately it went to humanitas hospital and so we have testimony from
military ex
that when he drove it from humanitas hospital it's in the movie but he drove it
from humanitas hospital
to uh as a military base where it spent the night in the truck for one night
and then it went from
there to esposex campinas it's like a university it's where all the
intellectual scientific heavyweights
reside and then it was there i think under examination according to the
witnesses that we talked to
for a day or two and that's when the americans flew in to campinas and we have
the radar military
control officer who came forward last year actually two years ago when we were
there filming for the
last time his name is marco fetes f-e-r-e-s and he came forward for the first
time and said yeah
in january of 1996 this plane came in usaf he kept calling it united states air
force came in it didn't
have the authorization of the brazilian government he was like this thing can't
land and some higher up
stepped into the room this is all this is his testimony i'm just relaying what
he said he said some
higher up came in the room said let it land and it came and it landed at campinas
and then from campinas
two helicopters according to him flew to virginia brazil virginia back to campinas
then they loaded
something on the airplane and then off to the united states and that's where
the case goes cold

"Brazil's Roswell" Still a Mystery More Than 25 Years Later

the Joe Rogan experience so we're following and pleading with him all the
way out there please just tell us please I swear on my life this happened he
gets
in the car doors open he looks up and I'm only reason why I'm telling this
because he died he looks up at Marco and I and he goes it happened close the
door
and off he went now the reason why I share that is because that's not
something that I can put any weight on for the documentary for people like you
right but as a personal message for me knowing that level of validation on the
inside it kept us going it was like okay why on earth would he have done that
why
on earth would he say and that kept Marco and I going and that was a personal
level of validation that is there any conventional explanation why the
military shut everything down why they had military barricades set up around
that
area no they did try to say that the creature was this guy who's like got like
some deformities but I've seen the guy Modine or something like that but you
talked to the witnesses how would the why would the military yeah I know down
because the deformities and then for the doctors in the hospital they said
though
there was a like a midget having a baby or something weird just something that
was
just so ridiculous it was like and you talk to the witnesses and they're just
like oh
come on I'm gonna you know that's laughable at best you know I mean these girls
came
within eight to ten feet three three women Katya two sisters Liliani and
Valkyria 14 16 and 21 they got within eight to ten feet in broad daylight of
this
creature and one of the things it doesn't come across in the film when they saw
this
thing they're looking like what are we looking at here they're walking through
this field and it's up against a cinder block wall and one of them looking at
that what is that and it was crouched by the wall it was weak and feeble and
one
of them kind of like screeched yeah like what is that and it turned and it
looked
right at the girls locked eyes on them Liliana grabs her younger daughter to
her
younger sister who's 14 Valkyria and makes a high tails it out of there Katya
is 21 she's
frozen in her tracks locked eyes with this creature and it's communicating with
her please
help me I'm he wants help it's weak it's weak and it's feeble and it's scared
and it's crouched
down Liliani realizes that Katya is back there she gets I don't know 100 feet
down the path she
leaves her sister stay here I'm going back to get Katya she runs back and I
asked Katya and
I asked all the girls during that moment of contact when you lock eyes I know
it's only
a brief second but during that moment of contact what did you feel like put me
there that's where
the title comes from moment of contact because that was when they locked eyes
on this creature
and that's when Katya said help me I'm scared and it was feeble and suffering
and it's it's a very
powerful moment and and and these girls have been saying the same thing the
mother it's the
first time I'd ever reported on these so-called like men in dark suits show up
and intimidate
witnesses they honestly I've been hurting about those cases for so many times
but I've avoided them
because it's got so much baggage from men in black it just it's just ridiculous
I just didn't want to
be associated with it but I'd heard it I can go on until I'm blue in the face I
go until tomorrow
morning with the amount of cases with generals too but this time when the
mother said that these men
showed up and tried to get the daughters to say they were lying and offered her
a briefcase full
hundred dollar bills and they could relocate I don't know for some reason I
said okay for the first time
in 25 years I'm going to report on these guys and I did and it's in the movie
you can hear the mother
talking about it and she's so emotional and the mother came back to the
location right after happened the smell
that stench and the footprint on the ground I mean everybody talks about that
stench that was so they
said if you ever take like a skunk multiply that by like a hundred thousand
that would give you some
indication of the level of like how putrid and nasty was paralyzing and it
stayed in like it stayed in
the areas like at the hospitals when they did the x-rays and everybody talks
about it that stench
they're like it's unbelievable like it fills your naval cavities and doesn't
leave for a week it was
incredible and then they all said the same thing and they couldn't get it out
they couldn't get it out
yeah they sanitized the hospital the guy said that he had to close off that
wing of the hospital while
they were sanitizing it because it was so intense you know so I I how long did
it last for I heard days
and weeks is what I heard from people and and even the mother said when she
when she went to where the
creature was she said that the stench even there after the creature was gone
got in her nasal cavities
and she tried to flush it out with water and saline or whatever and and and she
couldn't get it out of
her nasal cavities really crazy but they all did I mean everybody talked about
that stench you know I mean
the military officer the guy that drove the creature around I was sitting
across from him you can't see
his face but I did and I'm looking at this guy in the eyes I'm thinking I could
be looking at a guy
that drove a fucking alien around you have no idea dude you have no idea how
did he describe it so
fucking it when I came back from that trip people were like how was your trip
to Brazil
what was it like man they got great you know uh smoothies and coffee and I'm
just like you guys have no idea
I think I think an alien spaceship crashed and they recover live aliens and we
made contact and the Americans came in
that's what I'm thinking about so I told a couple people on the last trip I
came back I was just like
I was so rocked I couldn't re I couldn't reintegrate back into culture it was
Joe I was just like
fuck I think this happened it's the biggest story ever so people were asking me
even my
neighbor who runs like the he runs that make-a-wish foundation he was like
James he goes bro I like
you a lot I got a lot of respect for you but you lost me on this one I was like
I don't blame you bro I
I really don't but listen to the witnesses just that's all I say just and I
would tell people and
I realized I can't talk about it all I can say is just listen to the witnesses
don't take it from me
but I'm looking at that guy in the eyes Joe and I've been at this for 30 years
I've made almost I'm
working on my seventh film right now I'm looking this guy in the eyes and I'm
like this guy probably
drove an alien around and it tripped me out so hard and it ruined his life he's
he's to get this guy to
go on camera just like a week earlier he was like oh I don't care all the money
in the world I'm never
coming forward the risks are too high how did it ruin his life because you're
harboring the secret
you're being watched you're being told not to ever talk about this and you're
looking over your shoulder
all the time and they call you the military calls you periodically they want to
know where you are
and he's got this secret inside him that he can't tell the rest of the world
and he's thinking about
all the different everyone's out there speculating is it real is it fake is it
real fake and this guy
drove a body around just think about that for a second think about the doctor
who took the x-rays of
this thing Marco Leal thank you Marco you're the man Marco Leal found him eight
years ago and he was like he
confirmed the story he was still working at regional hospital he goes I'll
never come forward Marco kept
going every year back and forth then he retired and four years after he retired
he agreed to meet with us he
wasn't even sure he was gonna go on and I said look man we'll put you we'll
film you from the back we'll disguise your
voice showed us photographs of him at the hospital we know we he's been we've
been trying to get at him
excuse me at the end of the interview
he said thank you I feel so much better I've been shouldering that burden for
26 years and I've so
desperately wanted to tell somebody to share that story with the rest of the
world and you meet these
people and you think why on earth they didn't come to us they're not trying to
sell their story
we tracked them down and begged and pleaded with them to come forward when I
found Martha
the sister of the deceased military officer Marco Charizzi we were knocking on
doors I remember the sound
guy from from Rio de Janeiro he was like you're out of your mind what are you
doing can't just knock
on random doors I was like man if there's a will there's a way I'm gonna find
this lady and we found
her and it was like this kind of kind of sketchy area you know it's like when
you when you get out
of your car and you could see like people drawing the curtains back and looking
at you and you're
standing out like dude I still like a sore thumb man and then we walked up and
I had Marco with me
thank god and we had camera crews and stuff it's kind of sketchy and uh Marta
appears and her husband
appears in this big he's a big guy and he's got like a white beater shirt on
and he looks like he
wants to rip my head off and I'm like and she's looking at me and he's just
looking at her going
Marta's looking Marta's looking at her husband and her husband's looking at
Marta like give me the signal
I'll kill this guy that's the fucking and I was looking at Marco and I was like
James you need to
think quick think quick on your feet right now and I said immediately please
translate this I'm here to
give your brother justice I'm here to get the story out please talk to me and
we developed a
relationship with her slowly over that those are the first words that we
exchanged and we eventually
got her to come forward and we talked she'd gone forward in the past but she
doesn't know who the
hell I am I want to take you back to the doctor okay what when you talk to the
doctor what did he
describe he said that that it was a normal day January 1996 it was regional
hospital every day and
all of a sudden all these military trucks and police cars showed up at the
hospital
they come in armed and they got a bag they got a a thing in a black body bag
and uh he was like
what the hell's going on here they're all you're going to be taking some x-rays
and he's like okay
and uh and they had him inside and they had armed clubs and I was asking him
like what was it like
because I when I when I interview witnesses I always want them I always ask
them to project like I
sometimes I'll even close my eyes because I'll use their words to recreate so I'm
like living it
through them you know what I mean mm-hmm so I'll close my eyes and I'll
recreate the scenes in my
head with their words right it's harder in Portuguese because I'm having to get
it translated but I ask
questions like what was the atmosphere like was there any talking no talking
super tense atmosphere
very tense armed guards on the outside armed guards on the inside military
trucks running nobody comes
nobody goes and he said I first time in my history in the history of my career
I took the x-rays and I
couldn't even verify that they were good because they took them immediately and
then they said this event
never happened he said the stench note in the in the hospital was overwhelming
and he goes through the
different uh x-rays that he took the abdomen the head the arms the legs the
thorax you know
and uh it was incredible in fact uber de jada rodriguez if you're listening to
this he's one of the
leading researchers he's gone quiet pacchini disappeared for 20 years so did he
get to see images himself did he get to
see the body himself oh he saw he was right well they didn't open the body bag
but he was he was
he said the stench was just overwhelming so they x-rayed it through the body
they x-rayed it through
the body bag so he never got to see he did not see the alien a