Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk
Uploaded: 2023-05-10T00:00:00.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1983 - Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day hey we're rolling hi ladies hi what's happening good to see you
class of zero
what number were you guys of Tony kill Tony you guys are class of one we were
oh geez yeah the
real oh geez yeah isn't it wild to see what it's become now I mean it's
literally like the number
one live comedy show ever it's insane it's insane we started so long ago that's
where we met her and
I yeah we've been working together yeah so I've said it before but I'll say it
again Tony's the
greatest host of any comedy show ever I know the best he does really good
nobody's better off the
cuff off the cuff amazing he's so fast he's so quick and you know we'll owe a
lot to him I feel
like because he really helped us get our start we learned a lot from being on
that well yeah being
being on kill Tony when we started we were like babies that's where we met you
that's where he
met I opened for Alfie Mae because of that I think Bobby Lee well yeah you
opened up for me too yeah
yeah when when that started I remember thinking what a fun thing he's doing
yeah it's kind of fun yeah go do a
minute of stand-up and it's a nice way for comics to get a chance to like sort
of think about comedy too
yeah yeah it's like why is this guy funny like what is this like sometimes
people are just funny and
it's like weird like weird manner like Theo Vaughn right try putting that down
on paper
you can't imagine you could never my cousin got bit by a gay guy we'll see
right that down jokes for
you you hired them like I'm really good performer but I suck at writing yeah
you write some jokes for
me like bro I got you Theo Vaughn is like how Trader Joe's makes snacks it's
just like it's like it's
like popcorn but it's also like a chicken salad you're like what it works and
you're like I love
this that's hilarious I didn't know about Trader Joe's snacks Trader Joe's they
say that the food at
Trader Joe's seems like it's Trader Joe's was made by an alien who didn't
really fully understand
grocery stores all the food is like really weird it's just like weird
combinations yeah no they have
like this sauce it's like sweet sour salty something popcorn it's four
different experiences it's a
they got to get it streamlined made by chap GPT for sure either savory or sweet
don't mix it all up
like that yeah what are you trying to do to people TJ's yeah I try to eat
healthy for the most part
but when we were in New York this past weekend we went to the Bronx I saw that
sandwich oh my god
we ate this place GNR deli holy shit it was insane I saw that sandwich I sent
that sandwich to my mom
and she's she called me she said the sandwich that Joe Rogan just ate looked
amazing we gotta go
we drove to the Bronx just to go to that place we went we went like an hour out
of our way because we
were staying in Manhattan and then we had to drive to the Bronx and then go
from the Bronx to the fights that were in Newark
so we went like just to go to that sandwich shop just because I saw it on it on
Instagram yeah and the picture was
like one of the best I've ever seen it was pretty amazing I got a spill here
young Jamie
it's quick anyway
um yeah I love I love to take a I'll take a detour for food I did something
really fat the other day I uh tell us something fat can we say fat
yeah you can yeah you can she means ph fat uh oh uh oh sounds like we're in
trouble
did you see that guy got in trouble for just saying something be Lizzo sized no
yeah didn't that happen Jamie didn't some sportscaster get in trouble
oh my god I'm terrible at basketball
I was in trouble for a few things recently
terrible I've never made one of those so to be honest every now and then you
look like a hero
yeah yeah yeah
it's funny like when you miss but
well it's different because you can't say Kobe now it just makes everyone sad
and that changes the shot right
well when I grew up in Boston everybody would say Larry Bird really yeah that's
such a longer name
to say yeah but it was like Larry Bird was the fucking man yeah 1980 right that's
look at that get the fuck out of here
sickening it's so totally not good for you let's just get that out of the way I'll
do it again once a week for the rest of my life
I think it's just one of those things you really shouldn't eat like that every
day because you won't be able to stop
first of all you'll be a full-on addict and you'll be consuming 40 or 50 times
more calories than you actually need
what like do you so you do you always give yourself a break or do you ever go
super strict and go like no snacks nothing good
no no no there's no no super strict everything in moderation yeah I did one
month I did the carnivore diet
like very strict for one month see what it was like I lost a lot of fat but it
was boring I like food
and a lot of meat like that I like these people I like their food their culture
yeah it's an experience
yeah I like Vietnamese food I like Thai food I like food food the best it's it's
almost the best reason
to travel is to try the different foods it's a great reason to travel like it
makes trap like travel is
awesome but travel and then eating people's food like eating Thai food in
Thailand was fucking amazing
we gotta go yeah well there's Thailand's awesome we want to go you guys should
go and do some fucking
Muay Thai let's go I know I stopped you can fuck a chick up I got a concussion
and I stopped I got
scared she's in her soft girl era don't don't do concussions no she's a soft
girl now Joe did you see
Mark Zuckerberg won a gold medal in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu competition no Mark
Zuckerberg is a fucking
savage this dude has been training jiu-jitsu this is what he did he wore a
covid mask and he fucking
put a hat on and he hid no and he used an alien imagine you're right about to
compete and like maybe
your first competition well just give it a try I mean what's the worst thing
that could happen
worst thing that could happen you get strangled by a super nerd in front of the
whole world
Mark Zuckerberg so embarrassing he's awesome I'm very proud of him I think that's
I think it's amazing
it's amazing that he did that a few people have done that Mario Lopez did that
um uh action Kutcher Tom uh bane
Tom Hardy Tom Hardy did that a couple times
hot
undeniable
wood
undeniable you see him in warrior
yeah
hot as fuck
you know what
you know he could be listening to this I just realized that
it's possible
Tom Hardy
I'm not gonna do that but you know what I mean
Tom Hardy you can DM me
Tom Hardy you got the green light
I said yes
DM me mommy
he was awesome warrior I bought it I bought a hook line and sinker there's
certain dudes that can just be they become different people
like he was a different person in that Venom movie it's like you believed he
was that like sort of clumsy character in the Venom movie
he's infected by an alien he's fucking just to pull that off you know how hard
it is to pull off
you're you're doing a movie with CGI
there's a CGI alien that comes out of you a giant spider creature it's a
different place you have to go in your mind at that point
but he actually pulled it off and he does it yeah it was good see he's got gold
medal wow
dudes fucking jacked
wow
we're both just saying wow
blue belts too that's like
by time you get to blue belt you're dealing with people that know how to submit
people
it's just whether or not they can keep it together smoothly and there's various
levels of that
and when you get a tournaments you get like a lot of the levels are like the
guys are really should be a purple belt
they're like they're really purple belt level like some some instructors are
stingy
so for him to win blue belt it's very possible he had like real skilled
opposition
you know not like black belt opposition but they know how to do shit
for sure
look at Zuckerberg strangling bitches
actually that's pretty hot Zuckerberg if you're listening
my DMs are open
he knows your DMs are open he can just fucking read them
he's in them
he doesn't even need the FBI
he already heard us
he already heard us
and this hasn't aired
your fucking phone is lighting up
every time his name gets mentioned
he goes into a file
I'm super
I'm I think that's amazing
I love when people like just
he doesn't have to do anything
he's one of the richest people on earth
and he just takes a chance
and tries to get good at this thing
and then goes and competes in this thing
we should all celebrate that
that's amazing
but that's probably why he's one of the richest guys on earth
cause he just goes for it
commits
he's focused
dude you should be like an Instagram motivational speaker
I will
I feel like what you just said right there will stir nations
wake up
he just goes for it
he commits
yeah
yeah that's the thing
you just gotta be that kind of person
some people just that's their big problem
they don't know what to go for
right
you know so they kinda get stalled in the parking lot
like which direction
where do I go
cause they don't have me giving them motivational speeches
you need a little shanky in your ear
shanky in your ear
shanky in your ear
yeah
okay I like something besides shanky in your ear though
I like shanky in your ear
shanky in your ear
actually that's a great name for a podcast
shanky in your ear
yeah
it's good right
it does make me laugh
it's got a catchy ring to it
shanky in your ear
yeah if you ever want to do a fucking solo spinoff
and then we gotta do the Kim Kopp
remember when Kiss did a spinoff
yeah
Kiss had like
I don't know if you remember this
do you remember this
they did a show?
no
Kiss
Kiss the band
yeah I thought they did a reality show
oh I'm sure they did that too
they did
but they all released their own albums
like Peter Criss had his solo album
yeah yeah
Paul Stanley had his solo album
oh shit
Gene Simmons had his solo album
Ace Frehley had his solo album
and they all just sort of competed with each other
Do you want us to break up?
I'm not saying that
I'm saying if we have
think about it though
if we have shanky in your ear
he's saying shanky in your ear is Beyonce and I'm Michelle
you do your podcast together
and then you get another one on the side
I have shank
yeah she has a podcast
shank
it's called shank
why not shanky in your ear?
I guess I could rebrand
actually Rogan and I had a conversation
the podcast is shanky in your ear now
everyone is
people who like it now are mad
shut up
shut up
that's terrible advice
it is terrible advice
don't listen to me
it's funny for now
I need to start my own podcast
but like your mom's house
like names like that
they just stick
yeah
you know
yeah
there's certain good names
like
like Call Her Daddy
it's a great name
we love our name
but it took us a second
we had an issue
we had an issue
we had a bad podcast name
and we kept having to say it
and we would get embarrassed
bad
it was bad
what was it?
you say it Kim
don't look at me
I'll say it
don't wait
don't wait
I want to take my ears off
thank you Kimmy and shank
okay can we move on?
that's not that bad
that's horrible
that's gonna be horrible
okay
Jamie
it's not the worst
Jamie how bad is it?
you're definitely listening
but now it's this bitch
you've done a much better job
but now it's this bitch
and that's so much better
this bitch is perfect
well that's what we say to each other all the time
this bitch
this bitch
I love saying that
I love saying this bitch
this bitch is one of the most fun things to say
like this bitch
say it to your friends when they say something nuts
it is
you know how many times I've said that to Tony Hinchcliffe
we gotta get Joe our tote bag
we got a this bitch tote bag
oh please get me one of those
and a sweatshirt
and a sweatshirt
we gotta get you with this bitch sweatshirt
I'll wear that shit
I'll wear that shit
I will 100% wear that shit
we say it all the time
yeah it's a great thing to say
it's a great thing to say
it's a great thing to say
yeah
yeah and we get it on each other's nerves
so we'll