Name: Joe on Mark Zuckerberg Winning a Jiu-Jitsu Tournament
Uploaded: 2023-05-10T17:37:10.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe on Mark Zuckerberg Winning a Jiu-Jitsu Tournament' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe on Mark Zuckerberg Winning a Jiu-Jitsu Tournament' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-10. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
You guys should go and do some fucking Muay Thai. Let's go.
Come on, Kim Kongs. I know you can get into that. You're a mean girl.
Oh no, I stopped.
You can fuck a chick up.
I got a concussion and I stopped. I got scared.
She's in her soft girl era.
Yeah, that's good. Don't do concussions.
She's a soft girl now, Joe.
Did you see Mark Zuckerberg won a gold medal in a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
competition?
No.
Mark Zuckerberg is a fucking savage.
Can you imagine?
This dude has been training Jiu Jitsu. This is what he did.
He wore a COVID mask and he fucking put a hat on and he hid.
No.
And he used an alias.
Imagine you're right about to compete and like maybe your first competition.
Well, just give it a try. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Worst thing that could happen to get strangled by a super nerd.
Mark Zuckerberg.
So embarrassing.
He's awesome. I'm very proud of him.
That's wild.
I think it's amazing. It's amazing that he did that.
A few people have done that. Mario Lopez did that.
What's his name?
Ashton Kutcher.
What's his name?
Tom Bain.
Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardy.
Tom Hardy did that a couple times.
Hot.
Hot.
Undeniable.
Wood.
Undeniable.
You see him in Warrior?
Hot as fuck.
Hot as fuck.
He could be listening to this.
I just realized that.
It's possible.
Tom Hardy.
I'm not gonna do that, but you know what I mean.
Tom Hardy, you could DM me.
Tom Hardy, you got the green light.
I said yes.
DM me mommy.
Aww.
He was awesome in Warrior.
I bought it.
I bought it hook, line, and sinker.
There's certain dudes that can just be, they become different people.
Like he was a different person in that Venom movie.
It's like you believed he was that like sort of clumsy character in the Venom
movie.
He's incredible.
They got infected by an alien.
He's fucking, just to pull that off.
You know how hard it is to pull off?
You're doing a movie with CGI.
There's a CGI alien that comes out of you, a giant spider creature.
It's a different place you have to go in your mind at that point.
But he actually pulled it off.
And he does it, yeah.
It was good.
See he's got, look at that, gold medal.
Wow.
Wow.
Dude's fucking jacked.
Wow.
Strangling fools.
There's a blue belt.
We're both just saying wow in unison.
I'm gonna tell you something about blue belts too.
Like by time you get to blue belt, you're dealing with people that know how to
submit people.
Yeah.
It's just whether or not they can keep it together smoothly.
And there's various levels of that.
And when you get to tournaments you get like a lot of the levels are like the
guys are really should be a purple belt.
They're like, they're really purple belt level.
Like some instructors are stingy.
Yeah.
So for him to win blue belt, it's very possible.
He had like real skilled opposition.
You know, not like black belt opposition, but they know how to do shit.
For sure.
Look at Zuckerberg.
Strangling bitches.
Actually, that's pretty hot.
Zuckerberg, if you're listening, my DMs are open.
He knows your DMs are open.
You can just fucking read them.
He's in them.
He doesn't even need the FBI.
He already heard us.
He already heard us.
And this hasn't aired.
Yeah.
Your fucking phone is lighting up.
Every time his name gets mentioned, it goes into a file.
Super.
I think that's amazing.
I love when people like just, he doesn't have to do anything.
He's one of the richest people on earth.
And he just takes a chance and tries to get good at this thing.
And then goes and competes in this thing.
Yeah.
We should all celebrate that.
That's amazing.
But that's probably why he's one of the richest guys on earth.
Cause he just goes for it.
Commits.
He's focused.
He's streamlined.
Dude, you should be like an Instagram motivational speaker.
I will.
I feel like what you just said right there will stir nations.
Wake up.
He just goes for it.
He commits.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
You just gotta be that kind of person.
Some people just, that's their big problem.
Yeah.
They don't know what to go for.
Right.
Kind of get stalled in the parking lot.
Like which direction?
Where do I go?
Cause they don't have me giving them motivational speeches.