Name: Joe Rogan Experience #1984 - Brian Redban
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #1984 - Brian Redban' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-11. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #1984 - Brian Redban

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Hello, Joe.
What's going on?
How are you doing?
Good.
Nice space suit.
You have a nice space suit as well.
Whoa, cool.
Why did you choose blue?
I don't know.
The silver one's a little intense.
Yeah, it's a sweat box.
It's weird a warm thing yet.
Yeah.
It's like one of them emergency blankets.
You ever seen them?
Those little thin silver ones?
Like, how can that help you?
Yeah.
I guess it does somehow.
Maintains heat.
So what's it like being a club owner?
What's it like to be a club owner to you, sir?
It's weird.
Who would have ever thought?
I know.
That makes no sense.
When we started doing this podcast, that one day we'd both be club owners.
Right next door to each other.
That's what's hilarious.
And people are like, does it bother you that Red Band opened up a club three
doors down?
I'm like, no, it's great.
It's great because it's, you know what it's like?
You have two rooms, like you have your beautiful big boy or whatever, but that
to me is the
main room.
Yeah, Fat Man's the main room.
And then your other one, I think, is the OR.
And I feel like mine's kind of like the belly room because it has the same,
like, you know, the same kind of shows that are in the belly room.
The same kind of like the comics are experimenting with new things over there.
So it's kind of like the main three now.
I always think it's kind of cool.
Well, we have so many good spots just on that one street.
I mean, Vulcan is just a few doors down.
Creek in the Cave is just a block away.
It's crazy.
It's like, and when you're in town and when different comics are in town, like
Voss was at the Vulcan and then he came by and did my club.
And then, you know, all these different people are doing that, just going back
and forth.
And it's great.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
I fucking love it.
Yeah, it's, it's, and I think it's because there's no major sports teams here,
right?
You know, so there's, there's music and comedy are the big things in this town.
Yeah.
I think the music set everybody up for going out to see live shows.
Yeah.
Because it's like a culture of going to see live shows in this town that was
established by people going to see music.
I mean, there's so much fucking, Alice Bullard got ripped off.
Did you see that shit?
They're in South Carolina, I think.
Fucking cunt.
What happened?
Dirty thieves.
They stole.
Yeah, they're broken into his trailer.
Stole his guitars, his amps, everything.
And now he's got three more shows and no equipment.
I saw that.
So, uh, is it Alice Bullard Music on Instagram?
I think he's going to put up a, uh, GoFundMe.
He's got to go out and buy guitars.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that guitar, too.
Fuck.
You know, that's the kind of guitar, though, that when somebody tries to sell
it, it'll probably get back to them.
Well, hopefully because of this, we'll tell everybody.
But it's, uh, what is it, a 1979 guitar?
Is that what it said?
A Dobro?
Yeah.
So an Eastman 10D Dobro, two Telecasters, and a Custom.
Fucking scumbags, man.
That sucks.
That couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Oh, he's the best.
He's talented as fuck, too.
Yeah.
There it is.
1979 Dobro.
Yeah, man.
That's ugly.
There's some scumbag musician that'll buy that, knowing it's stolen.
Right.
Ugh, desperate people.
That sucks.
Yeah, thievery's just so gross.
It's amazing how little there is, though.
You know, I was thinking about that the other day, about car accidents.
People suck at driving, but, God, it's amazing how few car accidents there are.
Most people, every day, you're just moving around, no car accident.
It is weird.
And you always, you have to have trust in everybody, too.
Yeah.
Like, there's sometimes when you're driving by the semi, and you're like, okay,
I hope you see me.
Yeah.
Bro, it's all phones.
People need that Apple CarPlay.
It's the shit.
You can do anything that you need to do without ever touching the phone.
You just say, hey, Siri, call Red Van.
Bam.
Hey, Siri, text my mom.
What do you want to say?
And then you just say it.
It's like, you can say, hey, Siri, navigate to, and you go wherever the fuck
you need to go.
You don't have to touch anything.
It's the best.
It's a real bummer that Tesla won't do that.
Why won't they do that?
Because they said that theirs is better than Apple.
It's not.
It's not.
It's one of the worst things I've ever used.
They get some things right, and some things really wrong.
Really wrong is the fob.
What is it called?
It's not called a fob.
What is it called?
The fucking...
The car key thing?
The stupid handle.
The yoke.
Oh, it's so dumb.
Yeah.
It's just no.
No with the yoke.
Give me a goddamn steering wheel.
Well, now you can.
Now you can.
Now they give you the option.
You could probably get yours retrofitted with it back on now.
Because now it's an option when you order a car now.
Can I get the horn in the center, please?
Exactly.
That's the dumbest thing ever.
Fucking sons of bitches.
And they also sell third-party steering wheels that actually is a yoke,
but they see the one on the bottom right where it makes it a little bit better.
That's actually cool.
Yeah.
That's third-party.
They did a nice interior in that car, too.
Yeah, the interior is like I was in the interior of a Porsche electric car.
It's very nice.
Very nice.
That's the new one?
No, that's another aftermarket.
But do they have it as an option?
No.
Can I go to Tesla and say, hey, get rid of this whack-ass steering wheel?
Yeah.
Yeah, when you order, just go to Tesla.com and act like you're ordering a car,
and one of the options should be a Model S.
One of the options is you can get a steering wheel.
Yeah, from what I understand.
It's just for driving, for actually turning and parking.
It's stupid.
Yeah.
The yoke is stupid.
It's funny because when they first, uh, when they first, uh, there, right?
Steering wheel.
Yeah, you can choose regular.
Uh-huh.
Give me a goddamn steering wheel.
Yeah, when they first announced it, though, I was like, that is the coolest
thing ever.
I want that so bad.
But just like the little thing, I'm not putting the horn in the middle and the
turn singles.
It looks like the horn.
No, the horn's back in the middle.
Yeah, it's in the middle.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
That's what I need, Elon.
Why wouldn't you put the horn in the middle?
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Look what I'm seeing is when I change it from yoke, the buttons all stay the
same.
It's just the outside.
Yeah, because the new yoke has the horn in the center as well.
Oh, that does?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, they fixed it.
But mine doesn't.
Mine sucks.
The dumbest.
Some guy cut in front of me, and I was like, Jesus, buddy.
Just looking for the.
And the turn single, do you constantly hit the turn singles?
Oh, always wrong.
It's so bad.
Accidentally hit left, right.
This is the, the, the, the stalk is the way to go.
Yeah.
It's so easy.
It never gets in the way.
There's nothing back there.
Right.
Your hands are never back there.
So it just goes, left, right.
We know how to do it.
It's perfect.
Yeah, there's even that second stalk that I even forget that that's even there
sometimes
because I never even see it.
Yeah.
The one in behind this left stalk.
Well, that's the adjuster, right?
Right.
Yeah.
But there's like a whole thing there you never see, you know?
In doing everything on the screen to make things simple, they make things way
more complicated.
Like if you have to adjust your mirrors, Jesus Christ.
Right.
You got to get in there and do, do, and then lift for the left and lift for the
right.
No.
Stop.
You're making me think too much.
When my car, I don't even have to look at it.
Yeah.
I just reach over, I press the button, and I can adjust it.
I just do it real quick, easy.
It's better.
Physical buttons are better.
Always.
Always.
Slide to reverse.
The worst is when the car has their volume knob and adjustments on the screen.
Oh, terrible.
Am I touching up?
You want to be able to do it where you can keep looking at the road.
Just reach over, grab the knob, turn it to the left, turn it to the right.
You know?
Volume.
We know how to do it.
Temperature.
Easy.
Button.
Yeah.
Button go high.
Button go low.
Come on.
Just make the buttons look sexier or prettier.
Porsche knows how to do it.
Yeah.
Porsche's got all buttons.
They figured it out.
I looked in their interior.
I'm like, that's a better interior.
They know how to do it.
They've been doing cars forever.
Everybody tries to reinvent the wheel.
Yeah.
Some parts, like blinkers.
Click, click, click, click.
Just keep it like that.
Don't be putting it on the steering wheel like an asshole.
And companies are coming back to it also.
Look at the latest MacBook Pros.
They're bringing back the SD card reader.
They're bringing back all the ports that they got rid of, you know?
Oh, are they really?
Yeah, but then you hear these rumors that the iPhone is going to get rid of
buttons.
And it's, you know, it's going to have zero buttons.
The whole thing is...
What disturbs me is going to all wireless charging.
Like, why are you doing that?
That's the worst.
You know it's slower.
That doesn't make any sense.
Like, just making that everyone has to have a wireless port somewhere.
Everyone has cords, man.
Keep the cords.
Just go to USB-C.
You see that?
I saw a Lou post of this yesterday.
It's like a new Ultra.
Prototype.
Yeah.
Who knows if this out's going to be...
It's going to have the new USB-C port, which is the...
This is the Ultra?
Yeah.
It's basically the same, but I guess that's like the Ultra watch, I think.
Probably with the titanium outside, maybe.
So what is different?
The screen border is a lot smaller.
It has a USB-C port now, and the volume rocker is not two buttons anymore.
It's one long button.
Oh.
And the mute button, the clicky switch to mute that never works is now a button
that's
going to be used for like an action button, I guess.
So how will you mute it now?
We probably hold that down for a second or something like that.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Look at this top comment.
I will never use an iPhone.
Android people are hilarious.
They are so in a cult.
They really don't...
They're like, we're against the machine, man.
Literally, your phone is used by more humans than any other phone on Earth.
I sent them photos to a group chat last night and half a second group chat
without the Android
person so they can get the photos uncompressed and they look good.
Because in that group chat, they're all fucked.
They can't see the photos.
I don't know if you know that.
Oh.
If you have an Android person in your iPhone group chat, they get the photos
good.
That Android will get them.
But everybody else...
Every other iPhone will not get them good.
Why?
Oh, because it compresses it because of the text.
Because it has to go to the SMS and then it goes to everybody else.
You have to leave them out, make a new group chat, be like, sorry, but...
Is that why it always says, like, message failed to send?
And then I'll send it, like, 10 more times and people are like, why does he
send me this
10 times?
Because it keeps on saying it failed.
Yeah.
So it's like if you text message from an iPhone, it's inferior...
If you text message an image, which text?
Yes.
Not SMS.
Not trying to talk shit on my Androids, but that's what...
They'll see it perfectly fine and be like, what are you talking about?
I see...
It looks great on my phone.
Look, I'll send you photos.
But it gets compressed to the iPhone.
But yeah, when it goes from that Android to the network again, it'll be dog
shit on those
fucking Androids.
Or on iPhones, I'm sorry.
Especially video.
Especially video.
It's very frustrating that you can't just go back and forth, that they've
created this
walled garden with Apple.
Because, like, one thing that Android does that's really good is they're always
the first
with, like, foldables.
They're the first with crazy zoom lenses.
They're the first with...
They figure out everything first.