Name: Jackie Gleason's UFO House and The Ongoing Alien Fascination
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jackie Gleason's UFO House and The Ongoing Alien Fascination' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-17. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
You know, Jackie Gleason supposedly had an encounter with Nixon.
That Nixon and Gleason were buddies and they were drinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a famous story that's disputed, but apparently...
Let's go with it, though.
Yeah, let's go with it. Gleason apparently had said that Jackie Gleason and him
were drinking.
And Nixon was like, you want to see a fucking UFO?
No way!
Yeah, and he flew him to see wreckage and they had frozen biological entities.
And they got a chance to see these things that they had frozen.
What?
Yeah.
What?
So that must have been like early 70s.
Yeah, something like that.
And Jackie Gleason wound up having a house built in the shape of a UFO
afterwards.
No way!
Yeah, that was for sale as recently as I think like a decade ago.
See if you can find that house.
In L.A. or something?
No, it's in upstate New York.
But the house looks like a fucking UFO.
No way!
Like he had a UFO house built.
Yeah, Jackie Gleason apparently was obsessed with UFOs after the fact.
What?
Yeah.
Jackie Gleason's UFO and starred upstate New York spaceship house.
No way!
That picture makes it look bigger.
Okay, that's serious.
Yeah, it's a fucking...
That's beautiful.
Oh, that's two different buildings?
Oh.
Oh, he has more than one of them?
The first one's like the guest house?
Oh, I see.
Small building.
Yeah, look at that fucking...
That's the guest house, the other one.
Wild.
That's amazing.
Yeah, so Jackie Gleason became a UFO freak.
Man, I'm going to do that after this.
That's a pretty cool looking house.
Yeah, it's pretty dope.
Oh my God.
Oh, wow, look at that.
I wonder if it's still for sale.
That's amazing.
Entrance to the mothership.
Woo!
I'm going to talk to my wife about this when I get up.
Yeah.
This is serious right here.
Well, now you have this Sig Spear.
So there's a lot of UFO stuff on this Sig Spear.
So maybe this should be reserved for taking out the aliens when they come.
I don't want to take them out.
Well, if they attack you.
Listen, I don't think they're going to attack.
If they attack.
If they do attack, I think they could render you useless almost instantaneously.
But them too.
They're kind of like, why wouldn't they just sit back and watch?
I think if I had to guess, if I had to guess, I mean, this is the wildest of
speculations.
I would guess that every civilization reaches a point of technological proficiency
when they're
also dealing with these territorial warring tribes where they have the ability
to literally
destroy the earth.
And that if this is a natural course of progression for intelligent beings,
they get to this point,
there's a transition where it gets very dangerous.
And if I was from another planet and I was monitoring this, I would be there to
make sure
that they don't launch.
And see, that's the theme of the Mothership Comedy Club is that the rooms are
called Fat
Man and Little Boy.
And the reason why the rooms are called Fat Man and Little Boy is because that
is a specific
moment in UFO folklore when the aliens start arriving.
After the detonation of those bombs, that's when you start seeing this massive
uptick in
sightings.
Really?
Yes.
And interactions with fighter pilots and these different military bases that
have nuclear programs
where the bases get shut down and all the power goes off.
Yeah.
There's like...
That's wild.
Yeah.
It's heavy stuff.
Because if you think that they are watching, that would make the most sense.
That they see that we have nuclear power, we have the ability to blow ourselves
up, and
we detonate two bombs.
And then they're like, okay, let's fucking...
Let's go monitor these assholes.
Let's go make sure they take too much of anything that's going to affect the
rest of the
universe.
One country right now has them.
Let's fucking specifically concentrate on them.
And then they have sightings in the Soviet Union, and the Soviet Union has the
capabilities.
No kidding.
Yeah.
There's a ton of documented sightings and these encounters that happen.
So beforehand, there's not really anything?
Very little.
Very little.
Well, I'm sure they've probably been visiting us, if they do visit us.
I would imagine they've been visiting us forever.
Like, look, they've got engines.
Look, they've got guns.
Look, they've got this.
You know, it would be fascinating to watch.
Like, look at these territorial apes with nuclear weapons.
Like, that's the time to watch.
Right now, they're probably just sitting back, popping that popcorn, and being
like, oh, man.
It's getting interesting now.
Well, as we're getting closer and closer to our fucking inevitable demise, like,
that's
when the sightings are ramped up to the point where the Pentagon has to start
talking
about it.
And they are.
Yes.
In front of Congress.
Yes.
I mean, that's wild.
Yeah.
But no one pays attention.
No.
No one pays attention.
It's like, let's go back to, you know, TikTok and Instagram.
Well, I mean, they kind of pay attention, but it's not, there's nothing that
you could
fucking put your fork into.
Right.
You know, it's like, what is it?
You know, like, and why are they telling us about this?
That's also, there's a lot of cynicism when it comes to, like, why is the
government
telling us about UFOs?
Like a distraction, you mean?
But what is it?
Like, what are they telling us because they really have this information and
they want to slowly
leak it out because this is an inevitable contact moment?
They want to prepare civilization or is it just horse shit?
Is it just they're distracting us and this is how they, you know, institute
this drone
program where they have this, you know, anti-gravity device and they can move
it in the same
rates of speed?
I don't know.
I mean, it's just guesswork.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You get to hear from, directly from these guys who've actually seen it,
experienced it.
Yeah.
Hang out and talk with them for a little bit.
I've talked to quite a few now.
Quite a few that have, that have seen these things and had these experiences.
But the Bob Lazar one is uniquely compelling.
All right.
Uniquely compelling.
Because Bob is, without a doubt, a brilliant guy.
All right.
And he was a legitimate propulsions expert who, it's been proven, he worked at
Los Alamos
labs.
And they tried to hide that.
They tried to lie about that and say that he wasn't.
But he's on the employee roster.
He has an intimate knowledge of the facilities.
They took him, George Knapp took him on a tour of Los Alamos.
He knew where everything was.
He knew the people there.
They knew him.
Wow.
It's wild shit, man.
Because if he's telling the truth, he says it's not one that they've recovered,
but multiple.
And that one of them they think is really old.
And they got it from an archeological dig.
They think that they recovered this thing in the ground.
That's movie stuff.
I mean, you see that in movies.
And we all watch it in movies and think it's science fiction.
But there's a lot of science fiction that has come to fruition.
From submarines to going to the moon to almost all sorts of space travel in
general.
Flight.
Just flying.
Sure.
All of it.
And we're just like, eh.
Buck Rogers.
No big deal.