Name: JRE MMA Show #139 with Bas Rutten
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #139 with Bas Rutten' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-23. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #139 with Bas Rutten

the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
mr. rootin good to see you sir been a while it's been a while yeah yeah it was
exciting
running into you out here yes you're a Texas resident Texas I got a hat and
everything I
need a belt buckle oh yeah I got the boots and I rode a longhorn for in what
was it in this little
village here somewhere Banderas like a big big freaking longhorn you got on one
of those things
oh I got one yeah I rode one did they let you ride them or they try to buck you
off he no he he said
this this guy is hanging out with kids like six years old he's very very calm
so yeah yeah those
longhorns wild huh dude it's crazy if you say it giant yeah yeah everybody the
whole street will
stop when did you come out here July 4th the 4th of July last year yeah
fireworks and everything I was
at the top building we had an apartment for a year so it was give us time a
year to find a home which
we did so we're probably going to move in next week but the top building it was
the park Alanda Park
in the New Braunfels where they have the fireworks I met it was it was nice
they welcomed me on the
4th of July with the fireworks that's nice you finally get fed up with
California huh yeah doesn't
everybody that's crazy yeah it's too much fucking I would have never imagined
five years ago yeah
that there'd be this mass exodus yeah and then most of my friends would live
out here now it's
crazy but also Ventura County where I'm from it's like Orange County is still
the laws are a little bit
easier yeah right then then LA LA but you know once it starts getting there my
wife already said for
six years here we gotta go this is gonna go wrong yeah well I I was wanting
always wanting to get out
but I was so connected to the comedy store that I always felt like god I can't
leave that place
behind yeah you know and but then when the pandemic hit is like well I guess we're
not even doing comedy
anymore so fuck it yeah you know do it here and now you got one yeah now I got
one crazy yeah
life has been crazy crazy yeah yeah so you settling in out here and you
enjoying it real loving it you
know the people every single person who comes to visit you know they're all is
a little bit preserved
you know for the Texas mentality but when they come off the plains the first
thing they say until now
like eight out of eight people are so nice here the first thing they say yeah
so I think uh that we
love we uh we have a daughter or the middle daughter that I have uh she still
is in California and she
didn't really like Texas but now she's been here and her fiance he they were
here last week and I see it with
him as well he goes but it's it's really nice here yeah it's it's different and
it's uh it's also less
people well the less people thing is gigantic I don't think you can
underestimate that enough
yeah because I think or overestimate that enough because overstate that enough
I think that people
get too used to too many people and then they've you view people as a nuisance
and out here that hasn't
happened out here when people just they're friendly they're just friendly to
people but they're different as
well yeah I think that well they're armed it's like on a plane everybody should
get a little baseball bat
you know when they walk in you know I want to hijack the plane or a taser or a
taser yeah yeah but a taser
with me and at the time when I was you know okay so a friend of mine Holber
Callagny you know from
Mindhunter that actor he uh he gave me a taser so at my birthday I open it up I
grab the
taser I put a battery in I'm looking up and not a single person is in the room
everybody ran out you
see because they think you're going to try it oh 100% any person I see I'm
going to try it so I
would do that on the plane as well it was immediately yeah it's the funniest
thing ever I go where is
everybody did you tase anybody yet no no no one you know not even yourself I
really I want to try it I
got to go I would just jab my thigh one time just to see what's up oh that I
did I did it even on my head you
know yeah no that I did but I want to see if they because they say it's
impossible I and I might be
full of myself I think I can pull them out but you know yeah some people some
people can take it I've
watched videos yeah there's some people that are on certain drugs that they
just they just pull those
things right out of their body I saw one where the cops had to shoot the guy
because they tased him
and the guy kept coming at him yeah and then finally he's like okay you're
going to die now bang bang yeah yeah it was uh crazy though because some people
just stiffen up
yeah they fall down and this guy just fucking I think I can mind over matter
but then again this I don't even
know if it's mind over matter I don't know maybe it was a weak taser because
that's one of the things that a friend of mine told me and it's actually in a
book
it's one in one of the gray men books that those those tasers are like
especially the personal ones that people have yeah they oh vastly
overestimate the stopping power of those things because girls think I'm gonna
get you with this taser don't get the wrong person they might
fuck you up even with that yeah yeah doesn't just debilitate people no if you
have a taser you can use 20
times that's not a good thing I'd rather have a taser that you can use only
once right
yeah because batteries go dead on flashlights right I'm sure they go dead on
tasers too I mean people are running around with all this
confidence a short that's uh how you create freaking heat right so yeah there's
nothing nothing nothing substitutes a nine
millimeter yes if you want personal protection you want a small like a sig p365
hellcats are very
nice I got the shield smith western oh yeah they're very nice but they only
hold like eight one in the
bell you know and that's the extended mag so oh you're out here now I gotta get
you a staccato staccato has
a cs it's a very small micro nine millimeter with I think it has 15 in the
chain 15 in the magazine and
one in the chamber yeah it's so small it just fits right in your hand I was
doing this uh I interviewed
a guy I had this thing on on planet fit uh planet boss it's called it's called
uh it's on the muscle of
fitness so I interviewed a guy at the shooting range here McQueen's uh gun club
and it's amazing
you walk in with the stilettos they call them here that's how you call those
knives that jump out of
the front and back yeah stilettos yeah they're completely illegal here yeah I
go you can sell them
I go yeah this is taxes buddy I go oh man everything is legal everything is
literally everything you can have
concealed carry is just your constitutional right yeah yeah don't have to get
amazing how friendly
everyone is because that I'm not advocating for that I'm not saying that's the
good thing or a bad
thing I'm just saying it's a thing just listen when other people have it people
are less likely to get
crazy yeah also but if bad people have them I want to live in a gun-free
society yeah as long as they
have them I have them yeah although there was a very sad story out here where a
guy someone was trying to
break into his yard or something like that or someone climbed his fence and he
went out in his own I
guess someone called the police or he called the police and he went out into
his own yard with an ar
and when the cops saw him the cops shot him oh gee yeah yeah in his own fucking
backyard yeah very sad
yep well that's that's a lesson don't walk around with an ar in the middle of
the night well when you
see the cops put that motherfucker down yeah yeah I don't I don't know what the
circumstances were
obviously yeah but uh sad for the family yeah first thing I think about yes
always so um so how is
karate combat man I love it I I have been watching I've been watching a lot I
saw James Vick fought in
karate combat yeah yeah and a lot of uh you know a lot of glory guys fight in
karate combat now
James just wanted to invite me for a hog hunting I go I'm in dude I'm in I
would love to do that uh
I just came back yesterday from uh from uh from Miami it was a great show
uh I gotta get out to one of these you have when is the next one uh June 24th
we're at uh I think Miami
this one it's Miami Orlando give me an excuse to go back to Miami because I
like Miami man if you
would because they've been asking for such a long time you know it's great take
the misses and the
experiment you know it's if you go June 24th I'm I'm I'm planning on to take my
wife as well oh really
yeah I want to take her more on trips now because you know all the time crazy
times are over
yeah you know and now it's a let's enjoy a little bit don't you appreciate that
now so much better oh you
can just get on a plane no mask everybody's happy no but also with me my crazy
freaking like okay 15
years ago you know I would come home at eight o'clock in the morning completely
drunk and then
nine o'clock that I got a flight now I'm walking at the airport six in the
morning I go I'm feeling
great sober you know sober sober boss how crazy is that how long have you been
sober for oh you know I
I do drink here and there like a glass of wine or something but uh yeah for a
while I think for the
last five years yeah I'm taking it down to that myself I enjoy the marijuana
and I enjoy some other
stuff that's the that's safe and effective but uh I am pretty much done with
heavy drinking I had a
friend recently that got off the rails drunk and it was so sad to watch he was
so debilitated that I was
like I think I might be done yeah it was it was awful you see just real when
you're sober and you see
someone just shit-faced obliterated can't can't form sentences yeah oh terrible
for you no it's horrible
it's horrible that's why I don't go to the after parties anymore which they had
here in uh with the
last uh karate combat so yeah coming back to that these are just wall street
guys who started this
thing karate combat they wanted to start a boxing thing his wife's uh brother
who doesn't even speak
english he said we should start a boxing event or something and maybe you
should get these olympic
level karate cars and do a full contact show and he goes oh let me google and
they started googling
and they realized there's nothing like it that's literally how it started and
then it's uh when
they go to the ground they can punch them on the ground for 10 seconds is that
what it is five seconds
yeah george was uh with me george and pierre he's one of the hosts uh as well
as um uh the wonder boy uh
leo de bocita you know but he he was he was advocating about three seconds i
mean why five
seconds is already a short time i think you need to he says but three then they
they probably hit
harder you know i go whatever his reasoning is but you know i don't know but it's
a great rule to
have that's first of all we haven't seen a knockout yet uh just take downs you
can use the pit there's
45 degree angle walls so you can literally walk up there and then drop a guy
which you've had
knockouts oh yeah we had a lot of nothing what do you mean by you haven't seen
a knockout yeah you
mean on the ground ground no ground ground ground knockouts not yet interesting
well we had the
elijah avril just came in as a point karate guy and he was uh i actually have
some clips um
he's the guy who trained with raymond daniels and everybody was speaking about
him he's going to be
great to do it yeah you want to watch this okay so this this is the first time
this is a karate
guy on the right abdullah ibrahim and he's that's joshua quahagan and he
thought he's gonna
oh you see karate guys whoa show that again show that again
these guys with their hands down like that yeah oh left hook left hook wow
and then there is on this um there's another clip they have a bitcoin logo in
the center it was at the
time yeah oh these are wall street guys this is a long time ago i love the banked
edges too i really
do like that i 