Name: The Alleged Chinese Spy Who Seduced Politicians
Uploaded: 2023-05-26T18:37:07.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Alleged Chinese Spy Who Seduced Politicians' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'The Alleged Chinese Spy Who Seduced Politicians' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-26. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience. I heard Benedict Donald like it was really like
another guy who was like the crazy. Shane knows about this. I don't know if
that's true. I know who knows. What happened with Benedict Arnold? Shane's the
guy you should know. I just know he's a traitor. He rushed out of West Point
while George was there. Traitor goes. I thought he got railroaded. I'm sure he,
I'm sure there was something there. But it may be his family that wrote that,
you know? It's like him and his wife escaped. Traitor. Went to, yeah. Where did
he go to the, he was a hero though. He was a hero. Yeah. He was a hero. He was
the captain of the Ford at West Point. And, uh,
yeah. Slipped out. Freaked out. They said that was the only time they saw
George Washington crying. Whoa. He left. When, yeah. Maybe it was because of
pussy. Maybe it was really a hot redhead. He was, he was with his wife. Yeah.
Wood and cheese. He was like, we gotta get out of here, baby. Snuck out in the
middle of the night. Yeah. Wow. Like a bitch, dude. And then where'd he go?
Just straight to the Brits? He would, there was ships out in the harbor. He
just went out, joined the British. He snowed out. He said, here's how you take
the fort or whatever. Whoa. He told him everything. He had to get in. That's
the way to get in.
So I give you all the info. Was his wife British? I'm not sure. Probably. Dirty
bitch. Disgusting bitch. Those hot Russian broads come over here and, and trick
CIA guys. Trick our fucking beautiful president. Donald Trump.
They trick them all. They trick everybody.
Those hot Russian broads. That was the spy way.
If you're, if you're a fucking guy in the government and you meet a hot Russian
lady, you're like, God damn it. I'm fucked.
It's like meeting a shark when you're in the ocean.
Right. It's over.
There's nothing else with you.
I'm just, I just look good.
Oh, she's just a ballerina.
Nothing, nothing weird about this.
She just plays violin.
And she likes me.
Nothing strange about how she likes me and I'm disgusting.
Who's the politician that was fucking the Chinese spy?
Oh, yeah.
It's so funny.
It's the worst thing.
It's so funny.
Yeah.
Hey, you know that chicken fucking?
Oh, please don't tell me.
My wife found out.
I was like, no, way worse.
Worse.
She's a Chinese spy and you opened up to just think about being like, oh, fuck.
Imagine that job.
But my wife does not know, though.
Suspected Chinese spy reportedly slept with courted U.S. officials to gain
intel.
Wow.
How many officials?
More than one?
She's banging a bunch of guys.
So she's really just a glorified prostitute.
Going to spy Fang Fang.
You're like a helpful prostitute.
What was her name?
Her name's Fang Fang.
No way.
There's nothing funny about that.
Her name was Fang?
Oh, it is Fang Fang.
Wow.
A.K.A. Christina Fang.
Entered the U.S. through California as a college student in 2011.
Spent the next four years wooing everyone from local politicals to U.S.
congressmen.
She's a prostitute.
Wow.
Who travels.
Among the polls Fang got close to was California Democrat Eric Swalwell.
And she also once helped raise funds for Tulsi Gabbard.
Uh-oh.
She was helpful along the way?
You think she fucked Tulsi Gabbard?
I don't think so.
She probably was doing...
I hope so.
I think if you're going to...
She at least was like threw it out there.
Yeah.
Test the waters.
What's up?
Hey, Gabby.
Fang Fang.
I'm waking up and someone being like, dude, you're a chick.
He's like, fucking Fang Fang?
She's like, I'll leave you for the CCTV.
Fang Fang.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She had sex with an Ohio mayor in a car.
Oh.
An incident caught on FBI electronic surveillance.
Which guy was it?
Wow.
That's her right there?
Kiss Kiss Fang Fang.
She's not bad.
She's not great.
I'll be honest.
Not bad.
That's probably how you get by.
She looks regular.
You get by by being regular.
She looks regular.
Yep.
What a stupid fucking spy to just fuck a mayor in Ohio.
It works.
We got a lot of information out of this guy.
He's the mayor of fucking Cleveland.
Right.
The mayor of Cleveland knows that the FBI is going to be in town because of
this.
She's sending back Morse code like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is expanding.
But also, they're changing the name to the Guardians.
The Cure is winning.
But also, she's a human being.
Yeah.
And even though she's working as a spy, maybe she just wanted to fuck the mayor
in a car.
Human being.
She's Asian.
Unrelated, you're saying.
Yeah.
She was like, hey, I'm trying a bigger thing, but this guy's cool.
Yeah, she wants to fuck him.
Yeah, maybe.
Could be.
It can't be all of her sex.
It can't be for Intel.
Could be.
I don't know.
That's hot Intel puss.
Another U.S. mayor described as older and from obscure city in Midwest called
Fang his girlfriend
at a conference in Washington, D.C. in 2014.
Oh.
Damn.
Fang Fang.
She's sucking the mayor of Sioux City.
The besotted mayor insisted the pair's relationship was the real deal, despite
their age differences.
Oh, she's fucking old, guys.
This doesn't work for guys.
A guy can't be a spy that fucks all the female.
She allegedly worked working at the direction of Chinese ultra-secret Ministry
of State Security
spy agency.
Oxymoron.
Huh.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Fang Fang.
God damn it.
And where is she now?
In jail?
I don't know.
Where is she?
She got traded for Brittany Griner.
Nah.
Bah!
Bah!