Name: New Video of UFO Sighting Over California Military Base
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Video of UFO Sighting Over California Military Base' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'New Video of UFO Sighting Over California Military Base' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-05-26. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Did you see the new footage?
There's new footage that Jeremy Corbell leaked
in 2021
there was a UFO that hovered over an Air Force base
Stop!
Slow it down, slow it down
Sorry, I'm stuff fucked up too
I'm taking this in, I can't dude
There's a lot going on here
Show the pictures of the UFO
These guys, 50 guys observed this thing
Corbell, dang
I'm trying to process everything
Corbell Chili
Corbell Chili?
Hormel
I was like am I missing that one?
Is that a cultural reference that I'm not aware of?
I'm not sure which exactly thing it is
James Corbell?
There's articles about him from recently
The ones that just came out
like a day ago
I think he's live above that house
Instagram
I'll check his Instagram
So whatever this thing is
They've got 50 different people
I think he actually released photos of it
Pull it up, JMO
What about his
Come on dude
It's never any good evidence
It's like three lights a billion miles away
That's why it's fun
Fair
If you got the really good evidence
then you would be all in
I don't want to be all in
I like to be like half in
Hey look at that background, it looks like he's here
That's where you see weaponized
That's the craft
That's it
So okay so it's a video
So this thing, what this thing is
They photographed it
It's half of a football field size
Oh
And it was hovering over this military base
And then it just disappeared
Just jetted off
Interesting
50 people saw it
50?
Yeah
Who are these people?
Some military guys
Who are these people?
It's the whole thing is
It's the most exciting thing to me
It's the most fun
And all the stupid shit that I like to concentrate on
You'd think they would have been here by now
Illuminate the crap
But when the flares got close
The UFO vanished into thin air
So they shot flares at it
That's probably just a jetliner
Why would it vanish in the thin air?
Why would it vanish in the thin air?
Only magic does that
It just went further away
They used magic
Oh what?
I never even thought of the fucking magic
CNN
I'm telling you that's nothing
It vanished into thin air
Ah, you're dreaming
It probably just shot off at the same rate of speed
Like they always do
Yeah
Stop
How many people would love a full invasion?
How about us?
We go camping
We're doing mushrooms
Aliens land
I'm dying for a probe
Put it up my ass
I don't think they do that anymore
I think that's like corded phones
The aliens got homophobics
I think they got everything they were looking for
I mean we have MRIs
Why the fuck does an alien need a finger in your ass?
Good point
Good point
Just for fun
True
Something to go tell the friends back at the farm
Yeah, all those guys that said they got probed
Were definitely just sexually assaulted
Oh yeah
Very repressed memories
Yeah, yeah
They just lied
Fucking alien got in there
Some fucking lumberjack
Uncle alien
And left you right in front of that gay bar?
Yeah
And they're fucking
Yeah
Some of the bitches
Somehow they're connected
Some of the bitches did that
Son of bitches
This guy was on my podcast
Yeah
This is the dude Travis Walton from that movie Fire in the Sky
Did you ever see that movie Fire in the Sky?
Yeah
He looks like the My Pillow
It's all about this story
That guy there's a bunch of witnesses
They saw him get hit with some sort of a beam
They saw a craft land
They were loggers
This guy jumps out
He's a crazy
Fucking logger dude
Jumps out
What the fuck is it?
Goes running towards it
And he gets hit with this beam
He falls down
They drive off
They get like
You know
Half a mile down the road
And they're screaming at each other
We gotta go back
We gotta go back
So they turn around and go back
They go back to the spot
And he's gone
Five days later
The guy shows up
With this crazy story
He shows up
Makes a phone call
He calls the police
Calls his family
He said he got abducted by that craft
And they fixed him
They said his body was broken
What?
From the beam
And they took him aboard
And he had these encounters
And there was a movie called
Fire in the Sky
Oh shit
What is a beam in the first place?
That's a
The movies obviously
You know
They took a lot of liberties
With the story
Wow
Was it D.B. Cooper?
Is that the guy who was in it?
Oh I know that guy
That's a different guy
D.B. Sweeney
Yeah D.B. Sweeney
Whoa
Right
He's the guy that jumped out of the plane
With the money
They don't know who that guy is
That guy's badass
That guy's a nut
That guy fucking died of me
That guy had two broken legs
He was eaten by dogs
He jumped out into the middle of the woods
With no parachute
He survived I guess
The craziest is though
The cows that lose all their skin
Oh no no no
You're talking about cattle mutilations
Yes
Yeah they don't know what the fuck that is
No explanation
Turn him inside out
They cut organs out
They cut organs out
With laser precision
They remove the blood from the body
With no visible method
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
That's a chupacabra
I think people gave
I think people gave up on that
Those are dudes
Yeah
I think people gave up on
Landscape guys
Yeah they gave up on them
I don't hear about that anymore
No you know
Because dudes were doing it
Well definitely dudes were doing it
Yeah
Yeah but also
Some of them were a little more interesting
Yeah some of them
More intricate
There was also
They were folded into place
In a way
Where it seemed like
A great deal of energy
Was in the husk
Yeah
Autistic men did this
And they had blown out
No no no
There were some of them
That they were trying to say
The power voltage
Like they had
There was a way
That you could do these things
But it's very clear
When someone did it that way
Wow
Yeah
Crop circles were made
By supernatural forest
Named Doug and Dave
Intricate patterns
Carved in fields
Across England
In the 1980s
Were a viral phenomena
Long before the interest
Fed us such prankster
Curiosities daily
Yeah
What these
The people that believe
That some of them
They have something else to them
But what about the cows?
Cause they would pull the blood out
That's a good point
But this is a different thing
Oh wow
Not one drop of blood
Cattle mystery mutilated
Not one drop of blood
Yeah
Wow
That's the weird one
Just sounds like faulty reporting
When they found the cow
Yeah
Yeah
I think that's more likely
Look at that
People have done things
Yeah that is more likely
People have done things
Drag the body parts
Precisely removed
Like someone is
Someone has cut the organs
Out of that cow
A weird dude is more likely
Now if it was a person
That's doing it
But the way they were doing it
Is very unusual
No blood?
Come on
Yeah
I mean I don't know why the fuck
Aliens would do that
Doesn't make any sense
But it does make sense
What do you mean?
They're weird
They want stuff
They want to learn
A lot of people lean towards aliens
But why would they do that?
The same reason a fucking alien would
But why no blood?
You want the cow blood?
Why would an alien want cow blood?
To learn about our creatures
About cows
Yeah
You gotta start somewhere
Studying us
Even if it was demons
But they couldn't quite
Oh boy
They couldn't quite
There we go
They didn't have the authority
To go after people yet
So they let them have a few cows
Every now and then
Just to keep
Cut it out Joe
You're giving me the wheelies
Like the dragons
They lived for thousands of years
These demons
And they have to feast
They really just want to torture humans
They got a feast
And gut them
And suck their blood out
And leave their fucking
Skin carcasses
Lil Nas X
Lil Nas X is gonna come up here
Give me your fucking lap days
Yeah they always talk about natural
Super natural
Yeah we're blaming it on aliens
When it's demons
Just demons
Demons practicing
They're like okay
Go take a cow
You fucking freaks
Practice for the invasion
They just go practice
For what they're gonna do to us
Once they get the green light
Once people are like
Too bad
Inexcusably evil
Yeah
Once there's just like
When they're like
Hitler
Every country is ruled
By evil dictators
We're like
Probably that close
That close
A little more sodomy
A little more
And they're unleashed
Then we find out that Satan's real
Sodom and Gomorrah
We're gonna get some good comments
After this one
Satan is real people
Gohan writes
The reports of cattle mutilations
Began in 1973
Mostly in the west and midwest
It was often small scale ranchers
Who reported them
When local law enforcement agencies
Investigated
They frequently found
That the cow's ears, eyes, rectums
And sex organs
Had been cut away
With surgical precision
What?
According to the newspaper reports
More than 10,000 of the incidents
Occurred by the end of the decade
It's demons
Demons
You're fucking right
Dude, you're fucking right
It's demons
Jamie, bring up chupacabras
They just have to practice
Every now and then
Demon wayans
They want to
They want to do it to people
But God won't let them yet
Yeah, right
But they need a feast
Jesus Christ, dude
You're a machine