Name: Joe & Theo Take Even More Smelling Salts and Discuss...Anatomy
Uploaded: 2023-06-06T18:01:30.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Theo Take Even More Smelling Salts and Discuss...Anatomy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe & Theo Take Even More Smelling Salts and Discuss...Anatomy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-06. Transcript available.

- The Joe Rogan experience.
- So he's showing it to them, scroll down.
So there, he shows it to them.
- I hit fire.
- That's his hog, look at her.
- So now you don't have to compare it to these objects.
- He just showed them as a cock.
- I think he's saying it's about as big as that thing.
- Yeah, that makes sense, 13 and a half inches.
- But who wants that?
I just feel like if you had that much, I would just hate it.
And say if you're walking to the restroom or something,
if you have a cat, that cat's gonna attack
that bitch every time.
- It's probably if you're naked.
- Not a chance.
- It's a dangling little cat toy.
- Oh, dude.
You have to basically hold your dick up like this
when you walk over to the bathroom.
- Yeah, you can't walk around in it.
Oh, that's like guys with inflated balls.
- 132 pounds scrotum.
- Yeah, that's just a disease though, right?
- Yeah, but same problem that he's explaining.
- But it's a much worse problem
'cause it's a cancerous sack.
- What is that?
It's like my 300 pound inmate or whatever.
- What makes their balls grow up that big?
- What do they do about those, by the way?
- Where?
- 'Cause more than one dude is at his balls.
- Yeah, it's called scrotal lymphedema.
- Edema.
- I don't think I wanna look up pictures of this.
- Yeah, you do.
You definitely do.
But let's get some smelling salts in the system first.
- Oh, you want to?
- Yeah.
We're gonna look up giant scrotums getting operated on.
- Yeah.
- Let's fire up.
Oh, Jesus.
Let's fire up.
Let's fire up.
Let's go.
- All right.
- You first.
- Oh man, I've been waiting for this.
- Woo!
He requested this, ladies and gentlemen.
- Here comes Santa Claus.
Right down Santa Claus lane.
Take a sniff.
Ready?
Hit it.
- Those are dead.
- Yeah.
- Is it dead?
- They got way too deep.
- I think.
- Yeah.
- That could be the older one and this could be the newer one.
But even still, it's only supposed to last for like a week or two after you
open it.
- This is not good.
This one don't work.
Time to order some.
We should always have some on the hand.
Oh, we got 'em.
Got 'em.
Got 'em.
- I thought it was gonna be dead and it wasn't.
- Woo!
That must be our most recent one.
- Yeah.
- So let's chuck this one.
- Okay.
- And let's order some.
We'll order like five more.
- I mean, I had three.
- Oh yeah, I think we've used the one.
- We used the one.
- Here we go.
- We could have one more.
- Welcome to the danger zone.
- Okay, here we go.
- Boy.
- Fuck yeah, boy.
- It's not fresh, but it's good enough.
- But it's strong, yeah.
- Let me get one more.
- That's good.
- That's good.
- This is my high, man.
- That works, that works.
- Woo!
- This guy did it to his eyes.
- Why'd he do it to his eyes?
- All right, maybe it.
- He's trying to, did he get rocked?
- No, he's trying to wake up to go play probably.
He might've gotten rocked.
I don't know.
- I'm gonna bring those to the comedy club.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna take a blast before I go on stage.
- Whoa.
- Is that Tkachik?
- I'm gonna take a blast right before I go on stage.
- Dude, um, you know where I got to, uh.
- Oh wow.
- That'll wake you right the fuck up.
- One thing that, um.
Yeah, I think there's something about that people have an extra wiener that
makes me angry.
- You keep going back to that.
- Makes you angry?
Like the world's not fair.
That's how flat chested girls feel when other girls walk by with giant tits.
- Yeah.
- That's a big one, right?
Because if you were just born with giant tits, you just hit the genetic lottery.
And every guy loves big tits.
They all love them.
They have no use for them.
They just want to squeeze them.
They just want to suck on them.
- Some of them are so big, though.
- Yeah, you can get too big, just like a dick.
- And you're just like, God.
- You could be like that Canadian teacher that teaches wood shop class with
giant rubber tits on.
- That shit is where woke, where woke hits its final destination.
- Dude, the bad, the crazy part is that guy looks like Tim Dillon if you just
put a regular picture of him.
- Oh yeah, because he's like not really trans.
It's a scam.
- So let's see what the operation is on this guy's sack-a-rooney.
What, go to, oh boy.
That's the improvement.
Look at the improvement.
The improvement is what's on the right.
- Oh, he had nut in his legs.
- It's a blockage of lymph nodes, obviously, but.
- I guess your nut will back up into your legs, damn.
- So it goes to his legs.
- Oh.
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
And what do they do to drain it?
Oh, look at that one.
It's like necrotic.
Look at the far left.
- Oh no.
- Look at that.
Look at his butt.
Look at his butt.
- Oh yeah.
- Click on that.
It's like his skin is dying.
- Oh, Jesus.
How long do you have to wait before you go see a doctor?
I mean, for real.
That seems like a little bit of putting off.
- Yeah, that guy's, he's got.
- You know?
- He's turning into a tortoise, it looks like.
That guy's got that hang green on him.
That's him.
- He got better.
- Some dudes just, oh, he did get better.
Look at him.
Congratulations, sir.
- But imagine just bringing a bag in and people are like, what's in the bag?
You're like, my nuts are.
- But hold on.
It looks like they stuffed his nuts up into his stomach.
- Yeah.
- Look.
Like in the left one, he doesn't have a big belly.
In the right one, maybe as soon as he could get out, he just started eating
like a pig.
It's like, finally.
- Well, I'm sure once you can go out, you want to go enjoy yourself.
You want to go to...
- I guess.
But wouldn't you like concentrate on cleaning up your fucking health?
Obviously, you got something real wrong.
So what does it say here?
- This is how it started.
- Over the next nine months, every six days or so, he would experience what he
felt like a sensational
carpet burn in his groin.
Then severe cold and shaking, followed by his scrotum growing uncontrollably
larger and larger.
It got so bad one day that I stood in my living room and cried, he said.
There was a fresh breakage of the skin and it stung to knowing, oh man, he's
getting
fucking stretch marks on his ball sack.
- You ever had like where your toe, like where your toe connects to your foot
and it kind of will
crack right there?
- Yeah, all the time.
- Imagine like that happens on your nuts.
That would hurt so bad.
- Yeah, because where your toe connects to your foot, kickboxing, I would
always get those.
Always.
- That's the worst.
- Because you're pushing off with such extreme force with your toes and your
skin gets dry and
things get cracked and I was always getting slices down there.
- Yeah, I hate it.
I hate that.
- It sucked because you're walking on your feet hurt.
- Yeah, you kind of have to walk like this.
You get used to it, but in the beginning you kind of have to just walk like
this.
- Yeah.
- Um, what else are we talking about?
- Dicks, big dicks, big old dicks.
- Yeah, because also people are starving in another country and you got this
big old dick all on you.
- Right.
And you're fat.
- Yeah.
- Like that guy, that actor, he's eating well with his giant hog.
- Ugh.
- Do you think like 13 and a half inches, I would imagine girls like don't
swipe right on you.
Is swipe right good or what is when you choose yes?
Is swiping right?
- I'm not on the apps.
- It's white.
- It's right.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- So I bet if you say, by the way, I have a 13 and a half inch dick, girls
would be like, I don't want that.
- Yeah.
- Who wants that?
- I think a lot of women would want to see it.
So it's almost like come back to my place, come back to my new house, come see
this.
- Giant dick.
- Yeah, or like this, like the animals that you made.
- Come see my Ferrari.
- Right.
- Like what was that den you were going to make with the animals?
- Yeah, like a terrarium.
- Yeah, come see my terrarium.
And then you just, you go on the other side of the terrarium and like put your
dick in like a little hole.
-
- And then let a, you let a gerbil loose in there.
- Jesus Christ.
- Nothing happens, but she keeps thinking the wiener's going to get the little,
get that gerbil, baby.
- He's on the wrong website making money.
I just looked at him.
He's got a cameo, but he's definitely done OnlyFans, right?
- Maybe he doesn't want people to see his dick.
He's still an actor, you know, maybe he's like still trying to make it out in
that world.