Name: What Killer Mike Would Say to the Authors of the Bible
Uploaded: 2023-06-28T17:19:54.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Killer Mike Would Say to the Authors of the Bible' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-28. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'What Killer Mike Would Say to the Authors of the Bible' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-06-28. Transcript available.

I mean if you read the Bible it's a pretty interesting book the first half
man when it talks about the kings and their want for women you look at King
David and his want for Bathsheba sent the man to the front line to die you know
and it's been throughout history people have been involved in those kind of
situations the wrong person in your life I actually think that's what parts of
the Bible are about again I'm not a believer in even Abrahamic religion when
I was raised so I'm trying to take lessons from what I learned a lot of that
shit was just about bro yeah it gets crazy bro you know it's crazy that's their
version of it gets crazy it's crazy bro yeah think about what you're doing to
learn yeah be careful what you ask for bro you wanted her bro yeah you know
your
first child is gonna die with her you know her you know it's like god damn bro
you know but you get you get an amazing talent kid out of it too you get to
redeem
it all but God's gonna let you feel it a little how
much would you pay to been there when they first started writing that stuff
down try to figure out what did you know where are you getting these stories I
just would have liked to inject a man can we keep can we you know can we make
sure
Africa it you know we could talk more about the black folks you know that's all
I would have just been like like it's not in there yeah like like bro like come
on
bro like you know we were there like not only there you know you you know
Ethiopia
Somalia Kenya like you know all this shit once was just Nubia even before it
was
called Egypt like it's like come on bro like like a lot of this shit is based
on like why
did the Ten Commandments sound eerily like these these um these affirmations
from Egypt like what like what you know I would have um I would have said but
you know man you I gotta just say man to Western society propaganda man y'all
have mastered this shit
whoever the fuck you know what I'm saying when the church decided yo blacks and
Jewish
people man they're like animals you can enslave them and Fernando Isabella was
like
fuck it let's run this shit y'all propaganda campaign been mean man and not
because it
necessarily subjugated people like me to brute the brutalities of slavery and
shit
like that it convinced poor white people that we're good for you the the one of
the most brutal
things about not wanting to know true and factual history is you don't
understand how you're being
fucked over too it's like if you look at the word cracker cracker is not
something black people made
up I used to think you know when you were young you would hear oh it means whip
cracker you know it wasn't
it was a derogatory term that people in the United Kingdom used for country or
slower white folks
crackers and gypsies gypsies were the people known to populate upper Georgia
lower Tennessee
Alabama places like that they the redneck was also one of the terms we didn't
make these terms up these
terms came from the master class or what they would call the planner class who
used poor white people
and when too many Tim Wise talked about this when too many poor white people
and black people who were
seen as equals at one point kind of united and had a few rebellions they were
like no we got to put
the end of this shit you know so I would just say man I wish that whoever was
writing the Bible or
remixing it would have put a little more commonality in there so you wouldn't
get all this weird funky
division and the master still kind of rule us all you know it's still always
the people that are in
charge yeah disseminating that information initially and they're always they
always have some sort of an
interest in framing it in a way that suits them the best like even in the
foundation of the country all
men are created equal yeah so what they had to do to justify that is to say
that black men are three-fifths
of a man so they're literally putting it into the way they structure the
country yeah yeah and it was it there was
an economic incentive to do it you know yes and and and that doesn't make it
right but it helps my
community understand that the shit's about money and why they did it but why
did the church do it
it's just so you got to think about that though before we get to america yeah
and i guess the church
the catholic church at one point says we can go ahead and tell everybody all
human beings are equal
let's stop bullshit but instead they choose to say jews and black people are
different and ferdinand
and isabella and portugal and said well fuck it it's all and you see the transatlantic
slave trade
starts so my thing is getting back to why was the bible written like that gets
back to so why would
the church allow that and then you get to ask what the church allowed that then
why aren't they included
in there you know and and beyond who's the bad guy what empires in africa are
we not talking about
what kings have we not talking about what great and glorious because the greeks
looked at africans
like they were gods yes they look these motherfuckers these are the illest
motherfuckers on earth
whoever was there during the construction of the pyramids has created the most
insane structures the
world's ever known count volney says and they made him retracted but he said of
of ruins of empires
he said it is obvious to me that the people we now subjugate to slavery these
dark-haired kinky kinky
hair these dark kinky hair people were once the rulers and builders they put
this shit here he said that
he was an orientalist which were people who were sent out of their countries
that's you know to go study
asia eastern african shit this motherfucker standing there like the motherfuckers
that built this shit
somehow we've subjugated slavery when people say you know if you were smart
enough to build that how could
you be made a slave genghis khan one particularly smart he was violent and
brutal and a lot of times
the people who won have been the most violent and brutal well genghis khan was
both but yeah yeah he
was he was both violent brutal and very intelligent but just intelligent from a
military way yes tactically
no no but i'm talking about military like what is he what did he build oh there
was no building but
that's what i'm saying yeah but it was just figuring out how to destroy empire
yeah but that's what i'm saying
yes that's not the same though it's building an empire you get what i'm saying
no it's definitely
it's definitely not the same yeah it doesn't it you know i can i can i know
some gang leaders that that
are comparable to war generals right but the question becomes who are the
people that are going to build the
next empire right and i think that that's where the danger in the old world of
when the church was
really government the church conspiring with warlords for certain things to be
destroyed so they can
then come and assume control of you know because ultimately even the most
brutal people don't end up winning
the most shrewd people do the the the that small circle of brilliant motherfuckers
that know how to
control like you know beyond gingas who who were who were his advisors who profited
most from it you
know what i'm saying he was famous for capturing armies and incorporating their
generals yeah that's he
would you know and and if if someone tried to surrender he would just kill them
because he would
say well what are you gonna do with me like why would i do that oh so they
would say i i've surrendered
i've come i'm coming to you and he'd go oh really well i'm gonna kill you
because you have no loyalty
oh wow oh wow but he would take over like it with certain generals and certain
he would he would bring
them in and just accept them he was completely open to any religion he goes i
don't give a
brilliant what your religion he was brilliant you could be you could be
whatever you want we're here to
fuck people up yeah okay and fuck because apparently he left a lot of
descendants oh my god yeah it was
like one of us three has gengis khan blood in our body apparently it's
something crazy like that
we've talked about it many times and i always forget what the percentage is but