Name: Matt Serra on Using Jiu-Jitsu to Restrain a Drunk Guy in Vegas
Uploaded: 2023-07-05T17:10:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matt Serra on Using Jiu-Jitsu to Restrain a Drunk Guy in Vegas' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-05. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Matt Serra on Using Jiu-Jitsu to Restrain a Drunk Guy in Vegas' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-05. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience I mean you could end a situation just as easy would
it like but I that fucking idiot when I was in Vegas easy right hand at his
fucking chin I was looking at him like the RoboCop where I saw the chin right
there but then he's taking his shirt off I'm just like and my kids were right
down so much better it's the floor I'm fucked yeah but also the way you did it
was kind of beautiful yeah to show everybody like look this is a and he's
laughing it was beautiful one point I was actually commercial for jujitsu yeah
I
use that all the time as a fucking I'm no salesman but I tell people and I mean
it
though I really do mean it I don't point to any of my fights with what likes
with
guys I fought I fought some killers and stuff I tell people to look up that not
and it's not for bragging rights
his wrist it's like you're doing a seminar yeah oh no 100% a lesson a lesson
yeah I
really like though about Brazilian jiu-jitsu is well this is how it started
though because they came in like weekend at Bernie's so he's putting glasses on
her and shit so at first it was kind of funny like I'm like I'm like she's done
she's done
where is this is in Vegas at the uh if that's a red rock casino with that the
fatina brothers on this weekend that you got inducted to the Hall of Fame right
look at this guy throwing up his guard
and right now he's see what happened was I'm with my wife and my kids it's July
4th because the next
day I was going into the Hall of Fame so and this fat fuck oh you're just subduing
him all right get
off him yeah dude are you gonna fucking control him because he's gonna at that
point nothing happened I
was waiting for this guy to grab my balls or something when this you know what
I
mean yeah because there's gonna be a lapse between me not controlling him and
him not getting involved but right my the thing was we were we the next day I
was
going into I try to swing at you when he gets up no now he's saying he wants to
press charges
it was the day before I was gonna go into the Hall of Fame and my wife's like
oh we had family
there in Vegas for me getting inducted in so she goes oh you want to go down to
the to the the strip
to see the fireworks and I'm like listen man there's a lot of drunks I don't
want to let's just keep it
low-key and then we'll celebrate tomorrow so sure enough we're at the red rock
casino which is so
cool I love that place great place ah there's a bowling alley in there the
movie theater you know
I love the movies and so be my wife my kids and and my sister and her kid were
there so we're at
the cafe and then you see them to walk in the two the guy and his girlfriend
they were really hammered
they left he left her there she slumped in the thing it's like passed out then
he came back and he
came back really hostile and he was like throwing shit at the fucking the waiters
and and I go to my
wife I go we gotta get we gotta get the fuck out of here I go because I just
know it's gonna get if
something goes near my gets thrown in all direction I just know I just know it's
I gotta get out of here
because it's not good sure enough my waiter was bringing me my check and the
guy got up he got up
like like this so he it just instinctively I got up and then he turned right to
me and this is what I
this is and again this is what I tell my students because I don't look like a
pussy I don't like John
John Rollo gets up this is not so I don't look like a pussy the guy looked at
me goes you got a
fucking problem and so I'm I'm already angled yeah I'm not gonna be on world
star hip-hop
you know what I'm saying I'm already I'm already angled so then he fucking
takes that fucking shirt
off and nothing's gonna get better after that yeah so I stepped in around the
waist put him down the
whole place is clapping at that point that's what you don't and I tell my
sister I go Sammy I go film
this because I know what's gonna happen I know he's gonna say I'm UFC guys
beating him up so that's her
my sister film that she's also the one with the big mouth yeah that's right
so then you know then I gave him a little lesson and then the security ended up
coming and at one
point you know I'm telling him to calm down and I look up and I see my my nine
my my Maria my middle
child at the time she was like like nine she says she's looking up like you
know like a like a little
like uh like you know terrified kind of you know so at one point I look up her
with the same tone
like I'm like oh no it's okay so it sounds like I'm talking to him but I was
talking to my kid but
uh you know afterwards with that I sent the video to Dana and I go hey tell
Lorenzo to get better
security in this motherfucker but I tell the students to look at that the guys
that are coming in if
they're unsure of jiu-jitsu for them I go look it's first of all it's nothing
to brag about you all
know this it's a drunk white belt it's not like I'm fucking hey look what I did
you know what some
guys that did something but to the untrained eye it's kind of cool you know it's
like a jiu-jitsu is
like a superpower