Name: JRE MMA Show #143 with Sean Strickland
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #143 with Sean Strickland' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2023-07-06. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #143 with Sean Strickland

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
john strickland what's happening we made it happen made it what's up i'm
finally pseudo
famous enough to be on the rogan podcast let's go you're pretty famous after
saturday night
hey how's your eye oh man the guy was still pretty red the guy was trying to
fucking salute his fuhrer bro he's russian he can't say that he only moved to
germany when
he was 15. well i don't know man life's weird dude it's fucking is he muslim we
all know how that goes
oh i'm gonna get cancelled let's it's just joking i'm just joking can't we just
joke around folks
isn't this america um that was a great fight it was a really really good fight
and it was really
interesting too because um that guy is so used to blowing people out in the
first round yeah you
know he came out so hard in that first round and it was very interesting you
have a very interesting
style there's no one like you stand straight up even the way you hold your
hands is different than
everybody else it's more like boxing i like the box you know yeah i know it's
funny like when he was
throwing kicks he was kind of like giggling and laughing a couple times when he
hit me the team
once or twice knocked the wind out of me in my mind i'm like you fucking you
like you've ever
been in a 25 minute fight before sir like we'll see how this we'll see how this
adds up yeah that's
the thing right it's like people need to understand that that like that if you're
sprinting in the
beginning you can't do that for very long well he broke quick i mean he like
three minutes in i was
shocked how fast he broke and i'll tell you when i knew he broke after he took
me down there was a
moment where he's on my back i'm like this kind of sucks you know i was
thinking like there's a moment
i'm like oh that's kind of sucks well we know what to do get to a hip get your
way up break the hands
but whenever i broke his grip and he let go it was like soft it was like
delicate like he broke like
it's like i think i hit him at that moment i was like what the dude so he's
saving energy he realized
no he quit like it wasn't that he was saving he just he broke like so when you're
fighting you guys
wrestling's hard wrestling's difficult and you have to make the juice worth the
squeeze
so if you take me down and you're on my back you gotta hold that position loose
grip for as long
as you can maybe knee me in the back of the thigh hit me in the head if you
could hold me there for 30
seconds and do light damage that's 30 seconds of around you won and the fact
that he didn't even
attempt to do it it was like oh man you're done you're done i was watching it
at home and i noticed
like at the three minute mark you know there's a thing that you could tell
especially when you've
seen so many fights where you see a guy in the beginning and you see like how
his body moves
and then you see a diminishment yeah and i saw like at three minutes i saw the
feet were heavier
the movement was different he was still he still looked good but i was like oh
he's already feeling
it three minutes in well you know threw me off he fought my buddy saudi sai and
dude saudi size a
savage like he's a pfo champ the guy could strike and he wrestled hard against
saudi for like
you know hard three rounds so i i went in there thinking oh this guy has like a
tank i watched him
wrestle my friend yeah i was it was shocking man but you know well he's only
had two ufc fights he had
that one fight was it in france uh yeah against like dustin right dustin's a
can dude like he should
not be in the ufc like he again i like that he's a yogi dude like he does more
yoga than training
he came to vegas i think i broke his nose in the first minute and like and then
he came to extreme
i pretty much told chris curtis i'm like curtis if you let justin dustin walk
out of this round i
will respect you less as a man you know like you're not part of our team like
if you if you let him have
any success with you dude like i will respect you less as a man how did dustin
get in the ufc
so it's kind of i don't know who he fought but uh he picked up a guy or a guy
picked him up and
slammed him broke shoulder ah so his his hype train was fighting a guy who like
doesn't belong here
so the guy broke his shoulder in the slam yeah so now it's like oh dustin
slammed him or something
happened and then like that's how he got signed yeah dustin's a can he was a
defector bro he's
an american limited german you can't respect that guy oh how dare you how dare
you back there bro
i don't even know what i don't know country where you represent you i i do not
agree with
the things mr tricklin is saying dustin um but i i do agree like that there's
something about those guys
that are used to taking guys out in the first round there's something about
those guys a lot of
a lot of these like daggy muslim dudes they like they're bullies bro they're
like
you know that ali that the manager i mean i'm probably gonna rub some people
the wrong way but
him you know i'm gonna see him we're gonna go fighting after i say that he's
like did you hear
what sean said about me i'm like yeah you're a cunt dude like he did the accent
yeah he's a cunt
so like this cunt ali good thing i mean i don't give a he comes to the gym he
watches me spar marvin
vittori right and then we spar marvin vittori i don't give a dude marvin's a
friend of mine i'm
trying to help him and then three weeks later you pull out this guy to fight me
you know and then you start betting a prayer that he's gonna beat me like you
you rat dude you come watch me spar and you pull this guy out of your hat and
you
go bet alex he's gonna beat me so it's like isn't that standard though
i mean i don't know dude i don't think managers should be in the gym i think
interesting yeah yeah
interesting that's but don't you think they have to kind of get a beat on how
guys look and what
they're doing yeah but then it's it's rough dude when you like when you watch
me spar and then you're
handling the guy and then you're handling a guy like you know what i'm saying
like that that's a
rough one dude yeah it's a that's a that's tricky well that's why you know like
elite gyms have
closed door sessions yeah you know as it should be you shouldn't be able to go
watch guys train
and again i always tell guys like my opponents like you want to come watch me
train come watch
me train help bring bring your best sparring partner and come watch me train
well your style
is pretty much the same in every fight it's like a steady forward marching and
you're just very good
at energy consumption conserve conservation you're just very good at knowing
when to sprint
well i mean like three weeks prior to the fight me and my i have a buddy named
robin shafar
up-and-coming boxer well he's you know boxing is the most shady shady business
there is in the
fucking world oh yeah it makes ufc look like fall like higher education yeah
boxing you guys it's
corrupt so he's about 16 to know and the guy could box man i've seen him put
work on ufc fighters like
i've seen him spar like bellator champions the guy does work so we did like a
no time limit 40 minute
boxing just whoever quits oh jesus christ yeah just because we're just bored
you know cte special oh
yeah dude so it's kind of funny he was actually going through some like
personal and he
beat me he beat me that day but like i was hitting him i was like dude you just
like there's something
like there's something with you right now and after we get done boxing for like
40 45 minutes
he starts telling me his personal issues i'm like oh yeah dude you were ready
to die today
like that makes sense i feel i'm about to go for a hike with my girlfriend bro
you're contemplating
fucking life here yeah yeah you win dude you fucking win that's like when buster
douglas fought tyson
you know buster douglas's mom died and buster douglas had always been like that
really talented guy
with a wicked jab who just didn't apply himself like many really talented guys
and then for that camp he
just went fucking full in yeah some guys some guys even when they had that like
i mean
fuck even walking even sometimes me when i walk out like i gotta tell myself
like dude you are a
fucking loser like like you are fucking you don't belong here like just go on
there and kill this
motherfucker you know like i always joked you always had like i had a teacher
tell me in like 70th
grade one of the one of the few years i went to school she i think it was like
her name was like miss
wajda i don't know history or some shit she looked at me she said sean you're
the reason you're the
reason why they build prisons oh jesus christ you're a little kid imagine that
naughty but she she
fucking nail on the fucking head dude like i was a fucking shitbag you know
right but shitbags can
grow up and become actual men it's totally possible to dismiss a kid at that
early an age no dude but
life is strange man like like they do very good at isolating shitty people so i
mean i mean like
when i was in elementary school i was homeschooled in like third fourth grade
until until like you
know seventh grade i went back to school and then they spotted me right at the
back like oh this guy's
a problem he's a shitbag like and they'll so they isolate you they put you in
like a school where you
start two hours later and you end an hour early because they they gotta isolate
you high school the same
shit went to a continuation school so society like they do well at saying hey
this kid is gonna be a
problem we just gotta like he's like cancer we just can't let him infect other
people let's put them
away and then you go and then you get older and you just go to jail same shit
but it's funny that those
kids a lot of those kids they can do things they just need a direction they
need something and martial
arts is the best thing for those kids every one of them when people say what's
the best thing about
bullies or best thing rather to deal with bullies might teach them how to fight
yeah you teach bullies
how to fight they're not going to want to be beating people up they're if you
teach them how to train
with real people they're not going to be doing that man i always say like mma
like even like soldiers
with ptsd that's like you know i mean i have a little bit growing up like just
not even know what the
fuck p i always thought like it sounds up but i've always like when you hear
like soldiers talking about
ptsd i'm like you fucking pussies like this is how i was when i was a kid right
like well you know at
20 years old like you know i i can't go in public or i can't sleep at night i
have like i'm like what
the fuck's wrong with you fucking pussy like give me a gun i'll fucking shoot
some in the head right
now i don't give a fuck but then i realized that like me i grew up so up that
that was my way of life but i couldn't imagine being a normal
motherfucker just being a normal guy trying to fuck the high school prom queen
going to parties
and all of a sudden you turn 24 and then like the veil was lifted and you're
like who the fuck am
i so like once i kind of realized that i had a lot more respect for him but you
know what i was
going with that is like training man if you guys if you guys have some fucked
up issues some demons
man like train and a lot of people that train are fucked up so it's like you
have this good like
brothership this bond yes yeah it's it's fucking did me wonders oh man me too
did so many people
i know too there's so many like lost people who are some of the most
exceptional people that i know
because they went through that i remember the first time in my life that i ever
felt happiness
like even when i think about it it makes my eyes water i was like 14 years old
you know i was just a
fucking fuck up loser man and my mom brought me to an mma gym and i got the
kicked out of me just
fucking like got the bloody fucking nose you know paul herrera yep so paul herrera
used to h